Chapter 22 Big Honey
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As soon as > day dawned, Ye Tian was woken up by a knock on the door, and last night he volunteered to donate blood to feed a room full of mosquitoes to be fat and strong, and slow to fly. Because of this, I didn't sleep well, I wanted to sleep lazily in the morning, but who knew that Lu Dao was woken up so early.
He rolled over and got up in frustration, wearing only a pair of shorts, and walked to the door very unhappily and opened the door with his shirtless, he thought it was one of his teammates, so he was still half-squinting. When the door opened, he suddenly heard a scream, which immediately woke him up from his sleepiness, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a girl standing in the doorway, desperately covering her eyes.
Ye Tian hurriedly closed the door in a panic, and then jumped directly onto the bed, grabbed his clothes and put them on his body. What the is going on? Early in the morning, a girl came knocking on the door!
Does this small hotel have special services? But wasn't it all at night? No way, if it's really a special service, is that girl so shy? Ye Qian thought quickly in his heart, then walked behind the door and carefully opened a slit, and put his eyes together to take a look.
Ye Tian hadn't seen the situation outside clearly, and suddenly a strong force attacked, someone kicked the door open from the outside, and the unlucky Ye Tian didn't have time to dodge, and was directly slapped on the wall by the door panel, and his nose bleeds splashed.
The girl at the door just now walked in with a swagger, twisted her neck, and said in a fierce voice: "What about people!?" Fuck me out, don't think it's okay to hide! Ye Tian held back his anger and was about to turn on the rampage mode, but he found that it was the girl who was very shy covering her face just now who kicked the door, which immediately surprised him!
He silently walked out from behind the door, and then calmly pulled a few pieces of paper from the tissue box on the top of the TV to wipe the nosebleed and plug both nostrils. The girl stood in the middle of the room watching his every move, and when he turned around, the girl suddenly couldn't help laughing.
"Damn! Do you call it a pig's nose and an onion pretending to be an elephant? Hahaha...... Laughing to death! The girl pointed at Ye Tian's nose and bent down with a smile.
Ye Tian snorted and said very annoyedly: "Who are you?" Knock on the door early in the morning, wake me up to sleep, and kick the door, look at my nose!! The girl stopped smiling and stood up straight, Ye Tian saw her appearance clearly, her eyes were big, her eyes were clear, probably because she didn't sleep well, and she had a little shallow eye bags. Her eyebrows are very neat, just like a glance at the eyebrows, with shoulder-length short hair, very ruddy lips, and the whole person looks like a cute girl, but although she has a cute girl's face, she is a female man's heart, and the rough kick just now is a good interpretation of her female temperament!
"Who am I, you ask? It's okay, I'll report to myself first, tighten your belt and stand firm, I'm afraid I'll scare your bird! My name is Dami! Da Mi squeezed her two small fists as she spoke.
Ye Tian was not scared by her name, nor was he scared to pee, he shrugged his nose twice, he felt that his nose was still a little painful, and the nosebleed had already dyed the tissues stuffed in his nostrils red, he originally wanted to be angry, but in the face of a cute girl's face, he was really embarrassed to get angry, so he had to say: "So...... Miss Dami, what's the point of you kicking open my door early in the morning? ”
"Get out! You're the miss, your whole family is a miss! Da Mi's eyes widened and she yelled angrily.
"Uh...... Okay, so what should I call you? Ye Tian was speechless, Da Mi looked at the ceiling and thought for a while, and then said, "Just call me the queen!" ”
"Queen!? Such a wind! I'm curious, are you named Mi? Ye Tian asked, Da Mi immediately showed a look of idiot, and said a little impatiently: "Do you think that the big Zhang Wei of the Flower Band is a big surname?" Is Andy surnamed Hua? Is Brother Chun called Chun? ”
Caterwaul? Ye Tian was stunned by Da Mi's unrestrainedness, and at the same time was dumbfounded by the question, feeling that he really asked a very stupid question, Da Mi is obviously someone's nickname or nickname or something, how can anyone have a big surname, Lao Tzu is not surnamed Lao, but surnamed Li!
"I was wrong, I was wrong, so what is your last name?" Ye Tian raised his hand in surrender, but he was very curious about Da Mi's surname. Da Mi laughed contemptuously, pursed her lips and said: "I believe in Buddhism, the Buddha said don't ask what you shouldn't ask, you know too much and it's easy to be killed!" ”
"My Buddha is compassionate, since you also believe in Buddhism, why don't we sit down and talk about it, I don't understand some Buddhism, please help me explain it!" Ye Tan gestured to Amitabha.
What Da Mi had said from the moment she entered the door had been so seriously off topic that she had almost forgotten what she was here for. She walked in front of Ye Tian in two steps, stretched out her hand and grabbed the clothes on Ye Tian's chest and pulled it forward, and said very domineeringly: "Don't talk to me about these useless things." I said, did you have a drum and bugle corps when you were a kid in school? Snoring is like blowing the trumpet, so noisy that the old lady didn't sleep well all night, let alone kicking the door, the old lady even has the heart to burn the house! ”
When he was in college, in order to be able to sleep peacefully, his roommates plugged his nostrils with stinky socks and applied cool oil to the outside of his nostrils.
The people in the dormitory next to each other were forced to buy earplugs because they were tortured, and the school shop selling earplugs was doing a booming business during that time. It can be seen how shocking Ye Tian's snoring is, the sound insulation effect of this small hotel itself is poor, and the people who live next door sound like thunder at night. Fortunately, most of them are migrant workers, and they themselves snore themselves, so they only have reverence and worship for snoring louder than themselves, and they are not used to it.
Regarding Da Mi's reaction, Ye Tian expressed his understanding very much, so he had to smile awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm an old problem, I didn't mean to!" ”
"Just say I'm sorry, huh? Do you know how much it affects me that I didn't sleep well! Look at the bags under my eyes, I'm going to watch the game today, how can I see people like this!! I don't care, you have to compensate me for the moral damages! Da Mi looked annoyed.
Ye Tian was helpless, so he had to say: "Okay, what game are you watching, how about I help you buy tickets as compensation?" ”
Da Mi suddenly smiled when she heard this, and said, "Are you serious? Then you can buy me a ticket to the TGA! ”
“TGA!? You...... Are you going to watch a game match? Ye Tian said with some consternation.
"Or else? Do you want to watch the national football game? ”
"Okay...... In comparison, of course, it is better to watch the game competition! Which event are you going to watch? ”
"CF, the Chinese name is Crossfire, have you heard of it?" Da Mi asked with a wink.
"Of course I've heard of it! And I'm a CrossFire pro! Ye Tian said proudly.
"Don't be funny! Are you a pro? How could a pro stay in such a hotel! Da Mi pushed Ye Tian and expressed strong suspicion. Ye Tian smiled helplessly and said, "No way, the team's funds are limited." I see you dressed like a white rich beauty, why did you live here? ”
Da Mi hesitated for a moment, and said in a cold tone: "You don't need to know this. Anyway, you're going to get me a ticket, I'm a huge fan of the Han Palace clan! Bad luck died yesterday and something happened to not be able to see the first round! ”
"You don't need an admission ticket, you just follow me in! When the time comes, you will say that you are the leader of our team, and you can still sit in the rest area of the team and watch the game, which is much better than squeezing into the audience! Ye tilted his chest and said.
"That's a great idea! I can't imagine that you kid is really a professional player, you are really unseemly! Da Mi patted Ye Tian's chest, felt Ye Tian's strong chest muscles, couldn't help shaking her hand, and said to herself: "It feels good!" ”
Ye Tian was more than one meter and eight meters tall like a docile beast in front of a petite woman, he scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "I have just become a professional player not long ago." Wait, I'm going to get those guys out of bed!" ”
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