Chapter 283, bring foreign cuties home for the New Year
Looking at Lin Luo's surprised look, Jin Xiaoxi's heart became even more proud, hum, this is surprised? This girl still has a lot of tricks, in short, if you don't return the net to me, I'll annoy you to death! Hmph, if you anger this girl, even if you return the net to me at that time, should I say two more - this girl, I have taken a fancy to the treasure of others, the Buddha lamp lotus!
Lin Luo looked surprised, but then recovered, and said lightly: "You want to go home with me for the New Year?" ”
Jin Xiaoxi nodded and said, "That's right! But I'm a foreigner, and I don't know much about the customs of your China, so I will be embarrassed when the time comes, don't blame me. "Threat, Red Fruit Threat!
Lin Luo nodded, and then smiled evilly: "Xiaoxi, you said that you are such a tall and beautiful girl, why do you want to follow me to the countryside?" It just so happens that my cousin's uncle's grandson's uncle is in his forties this year, and he is not married yet, so he always asks me to find a daughter-in-law for him to go back. If you go back with me, I will sell you to his house and be a daughter-in-law for their family, do you say okay? It's still a foreign daughter-in-law! Haha......"
Jin Xiaoxi's face turned white with fright, Rao knew that Lin Luo was joking with her, but he was also very angry, and said angrily: "Lin Luo, you have such a vicious heart!" Anyway, I've already told Shiyun, anyway, I'm following you, as long as anything happens to me, I'll find you responsible, my grandfather and dad will investigate it, no matter what, you have to get a diplomatic dispute out, you can do what you want, it depends on whether you dare to do it! Hum! ”
Lin Luo saw that although Jin Xiaoxi was very scared and annoyed, his words were very hard, and he did not admit defeat at all, so that Lin Luo was helpless. The uncle of the grandson of the cousin's uncle that Lin Luo said is naturally a person who has nothing to offer, Lin Luo doesn't know what the relationship between these eight poles has become, and it is estimated that he has never even seen it!
So Lin Luo smiled and said, "Okay, you can follow if you want, but if something unexpected happens, don't blame me!" ”
"What could be the surprise?" Jin Xiaoxi said hatefully: "Forget it, if you return the net to me, I will leave immediately, and I will never pester you." I won't ask you for any Buddha lanterns and lotus flowers. ”
"Ho, you want to be beautiful, don't talk about the Buddha lantern lotus, the heaven and the earth, you don't want to think about it!" With that, Lin Luo directly took the car and drove out of the city. "Forget it, I've figured it out, you can go wherever you like, although I won't sell you to a remote mountainous area to be a daughter-in-law, but life in the countryside is very hard, you have to be mentally prepared. Don't say that you are eating and drinking with me, maybe I will treat you as a guest at that time, and you still feel very hard and don't want to stay! ”
Jin Xiaoxi said lightly: "There is no need to treat me as a guest of honor, I am not a noble lady, and I am not weak." I'll eat whatever you want. ”
Lin Luo smiled and continued: "You can eat whatever I eat?" Then you may not be able to adapt to it, let me tell you, in the countryside, the food is coarse tea and light rice, and even the tableware is very rough, not as delicate and luxurious as your home. ”
"Coarse tea and light rice are good, now I eat more fine food, but I need some coarse tea and light rice to change the taste, so you don't have to worry about this." Jin Xiaoxi said lightly: "What's more, in the countryside, the air is fresh, which is very good." ”
Lin Luo said with a smile: "That's not necessarily, our rural countryside is full of cow dung, chicken dung and duck dung, and the smell of rice fields is everywhere, where is there any fresh air!" Ay...... So I advise you not to go, you have to vomit when you save it. ”
Jin Xiaoxi said hatefully: "Don't shake me anymore, what I decided will not change." ”
"That's not necessarily, maybe you'll break your first time in front of me!" Lin Luo said with a smile.
Jin Xiaoxi obviously wanted to go elsewhere, his face turned red, and he said angrily: "Hooligans, what are you talking about!" ”
Lin Luo was stunned: "What did I say, I'll be a hooligan?" I just said that you will break your decision in front of me, it is you who want to be crooked, hey, it seems that you have always had such things in mind, otherwise, how could you be so sensitive? I know that you are following me with bad intentions, and it seems that I am in danger along the way! Hey, why are you staring at me? Hey, forget it, I'm a man, and I still have the ability to resist you, so you must not think of me badly. ”
Jin Xiaoxi clenched his fists in anger, and for some reason, he said: "I'm a taekwondo master, can you resist?" Watch out for me to hit you all over the floor! ”
"Damn, hooligans know martial arts, no one can stop them, not to mention that she is still a beautiful female hooligan, I seem to be really fierce this time! Even resisting will be beaten all over the ground looking for teeth! Hey......" Lin Luo muttered to himself, with a sad look.
Jin Xiaoxi said angrily when he heard this: "Bah, what nonsense are you talking about!" I mean, if you dare to touch me, I'll beat you all over the place! As he spoke, Jin Xiaoxi raised his fist.
"You can only touch me, not me, what kind of truth is this!" Lin Luo shook his head depressedly.
"Drive your car, so much nonsense!"
"Hey, the person who drove me hasn't said anything, the person in your car is still complaining, and I didn't ask you to take my car, you sat in the car yourself. If you think I'm talking a lot of nonsense, you get out of the car, and no one will talk nonsense when you get off. Lin Luo said with a smile.
Jin Xiaoxi traced back to the source and said: "If you return the net to me, will I still get into your car?" Am I still here to listen to your nonsense? You brought it all on yourself! ”
Lin Luo smiled, the drive of several hours on the road, if you drive alone, it is really boring, it is also good to have such a little beauty to talk to herself, it can be regarded as solving the boredom and boredom along the way.
At noon, he had lunch in a city he was passing by, and in the afternoon Lin Luo continued to drive, and at about four o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Luo finally returned home. Suddenly there was such a stylish sports car on the streets of the town, so that the old and young masters, girls and daughters-in-law of the whole town paid attention, and I don't know where this car came from, and it actually passed by their remote small township.
But to everyone's surprise, the car actually stopped at the door of Lao Lin's house, and the one who got out of the car turned out to be Lin Luo, the son of Lao Lin's family!
(To be continued)