"Rotate the needle blade."

"A million flames."

On the gray-black earth, a wyvern with red bone wings and a land tyrannosaurus fought together, and their owners also fought together, and the two opponents became more and more courageous. However, it was free from the Flame Beast.

Seeing the two humanoid weapons fighting together, the players around them were overjoyed, and then you look at me and I look at you, and the ** who wanted to get a piece of the pie rose in his heart, and then brought tens of thousands of friends and rushed towards the flame beast.

"Wu Chong garbage, do you understand whether you come first and come later?"

The Cloud Fire God Great Sword slashed at Wu Chong, but was blocked by the dark blue helmet on the top of the opponent's head, making a metal-like crashing sound. After failing to strike a blow, the entire body of the Cloud Fire God exploded back, and then quickly swallowed a bottle of medicine, looking at the metal helmet of the other party's beetle beast, a trace of jealousy flashed in his eyes.

Although the style of that helmet was ugly, its destructive power was completely good, and just now, Yun Huoshen was almost hit by Wu Chong.

"Hehe, Yun Xiao, Yun Xiao, don't you know what I, Wu Chong, is? Be a lewd man! Phew, be informal. Wu Chong almost choked to death, followed Liu Yu, the obscene big brother, for a long time, but he was actually taught badly, and just after he spoke, he actually said Liu Yu's famous words.

With a shake of his palm, a slut-like laugh came out of his mouth, "First come, first come?" Restrained hands and feet can turn into a fart of power. ”

That's right, Wu Chong's Cloud Fire God already knew each other, and the two were still competitors.

Yun Huoshen's real name is Yun Xiao, and he is a descendant of the Yun family in the capital, and the Yun family accounts for a large proportion of the Huaxia Military Region, and the weakest of the immediate family members are all at the rank of major.

However, compared to the power, Wu Chong is not afraid of the cloud fire god at all, although the Yun family is a big family, but the Wu family is also a family in the army, and his grandfather is also the head of the army, a general who is serious. His grandmother is the sister of Premier Huaxia. Therefore, the Wu family is a little stronger than the Yun family.

Because the family is a competitive relationship, Wu Chong and Yun Xiao have become rivals since they were children, from learning to martial arts, from peeing to farting, the two are the existence of the South Pole and the North Pole.

Primary 1:

"Wu Chong, brother, I scored 24 points in the Chinese test today, 7 points more than you, hahaha!"

"Don't be proud, brother, I scored 15 points in math, and you only scored 4 points." Wu Chong laughed when he heard this, and said proudly. Then there was a look of contempt: "I said Yun Xiao garbage, you took the math test with a single number, you Baba won't kill you, right?" ”

"Humph! Idiot Wu Chong, this time I improved by three points in mathematics, and when I go home, I will not only not beat me, but will also reward me, maybe buy me Wangzi small steamed buns. ”

"Hmph, what's so good about Wangzai's little steamed buns, I have Wangwang snow cakes."

Primary 3:

"Hmph, Wu Chong garbage, brother, I can shh a meter." Yun Xiao, who was releasing water, looked at Wu Chong, who was untying his pants, held his bird proudly, and shot at the wall.

"Yo, what is one meter of shhhh When Wu Chong heard this, he immediately became unwilling, hurriedly unbuttoned his pants, and aimed his bird at the wall, holding his own bird, holding his breath, he suddenly ** 2 meters, directly through the window, looking at Yun Xiao was stunned.

"Hmph, do you see, my brother is so powerful. Tut-tut, you know kidney deficiency at a glance. Seeing Yun Xiao's shocked appearance, Wu Chong said proudly.

"You're kidney-deficient!" Although he didn't know what kidney deficiency meant, Yun Xiao was still so angry that his face turned red.

"! Who shot me in the face? Who the shot me in the face? ”

While the two were arguing, suddenly an angry voice came from outside the window, and the two were suddenly petrified.

The voice is so familiar

PE teacher? Wrong!

Dean of Students? Wrong!

Butler Uncle? Not right either!

it!

It's the principal!

Primary 6:

"Hahaha, Wu Chong garbage, do you see it, Lao Tzu's rampant thirteen Taibao is amazing. Sample, you used to bully me. ”

After hard work, Yun Xiao finally learned the Thirteen Taibao, and with his superb martial arts, he immediately knocked Wu Chong, a shameless guy, down. While stepping on Wu Chong's stomach, he stuck his waist and laughed.

"Yun Xiao garbage, what is the thirteenth Taibao, today my grandfather taught me Wing Chun."

"Wing Chun? Hahaha, you can't beat me in Wing Chun. ”

"Hmph, look at the move, the monkey picks peaches!"

Wu Chong gritted his teeth, endured the pain in his stomach, turned his palm into a fist in his hand, lay on the ground and rushed directly between Yun Xiao's legs.

"Oh~~" Yun Xiao received a blow, his eyes were "suddenly" like a toad, his body was slightly bent, and he looked at Wu Chong on the ground in disbelief, "You are not Wing Chun at all!" ”

2nd Grade of Middle School:

"Students, this is the difference between men and women." In biology class, the teacher opened a picture and pointed to the two figures on the picture, indicating it between their legs.

Wu Chong looked at it seriously, and Yun Xiao, who was at the same table and sworn enemy, patted his arm with a sneering face, and said arrogantly: "The teacher said that Xiao Ji is a man's characteristic, and tell you that Lao Tzu's Xiao Ji has elongated by 15 centimeters. ”

it!

Listening to Yun Xiao's words, Wu Chong secretly scolded in his heart, and then suddenly looked disdainful, "15 centimeters is a hair, I'm sorry, Lao Tzu has stretched by 16 centimeters." ”

Although he said so, Wu Chong was actually shocked in his heart, in fact, he was only 7 centimeters long.

"What? Actually, I lied to you, in fact, I elongated by 17 centimeters. ”

How is it possible, Wu Chong's garbage is actually 16 centimeters, and I am only 6 centimeters! ——Hearing Wu Chong's words, Yun Xiao scolded in his heart

Fighting hard, although the two seem to be evenly matched, in fact, in terms of qualifications, Yun Xiao is slightly superior. Because Wu Chong has been a little smarter and more obscene than Yun Xiao since he was a child. I know how to cheat in exams, I know how to cheat when I play games, and I know how to tell the teacher if I lose a fight, but in contrast, the simpler Yun Xiao only knows how to work hard.

But they can still fight fifty-fifty, it can be seen how high Yun Xiao's talent is, and he usually trains so hard, at least, in terms of military status and force, Wu Chong can't catch up.

This time, Yun Xiao was ordered to enter the game. In the Yun family, as long as you can occupy a resource in "Digital", then you can have more status in reality. At the same time, Yun Xiao also believes that the digital world can bring him an increase in force and learn some skills against fierce beasts. Usually, when killing monsters, Yun Xiao will try not to use weapons and kill monsters with his bare hands.

This time, hearing the appearance of the flame beast, he rushed to the front line as soon as possible for the sake of the mature soul armor, and cooperated with his partner Flying Dragon Beast to cut tens of thousands of blood of the flame beast, but he didn't expect that at the critical moment, Wu Chong, who had been his rival since childhood, actually appeared. The enemy was blushing when they met, and the two immediately fought.

What shocked Yun Xiao was that Wu Chong's soul armor and equipment were quite good, and he also had a mature Digimon Tyrannosaurus. You must know that Yun Xiao was able to successfully catch the Wyvern Beast by unremitting efforts and persistence.

Similarly, the equipment on my body also costs a lot of money and is online 22 hours a day to get these.

But Wu Chong, this guy, can get a superb object similar to him, which makes Yun Xiao a little unacceptable. He knew that Wu Chong was not only a poor ghost, but he was also severely restricted from playing games, and he couldn't be online all day like him.

Damn it! Is my character so bad?

In fact, Yun Xiao's character is already very good, otherwise he won't be able to subdue the Flying Dragon Beast, and the big sword and soul armor in his hand may not be obtained, strength is important, but the same is true of opportunities. If you lose one, then you may miss out on the benefits.

"Wu Chong garbage, do you have to go against me? You give me this flame beast, and I'll give you 100,000. ”

"Fart, Lao Tzu is also a fire-based soul armor master, let a hair, and you are embarrassed to take out 100,000 yuan? You must know the value of the mature soul armor! "Damn, that's 50,000 yuan, a lot! Since he was cheated by his elder sister Wu Yun last time, Wu Chong's pocket money has not broken 5 figures, in fact, he is also hot on Yun Xiao's 100,000 yuan, but when he thinks of the value of the mature soul armor, he is immediately relieved.

"Hmph, it's not certain that the flame beast will explode the soul armor, since you want to rob me, then accept the real move. High water pressure cannon! ”

Knowing that money couldn't solve the problem, Yun Xiao also snorted, and his big hand quickly moved forward, and the "high water pressure cannon" was immediately thrown towards Wu Chong.

"Not good!"

Seeing a blister coming at him, Wu Chong's pupils shrank, and he felt the momentum like a broken bamboo, and his feet flashed quickly. It's a pity that the "high water pressure cannon" is a speed-type skill, although Wu Chong dodged most of it, but his arm was still hit hard, and he immediately took more than a dozen steps back-

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Although the "High Water Pressure Cannon" is a spell skill, in Yun Xiao's hands, it still emits a powerful power, and Wu Chong has more than 500 blood.

Unloading the power under his feet, Wu Chong quickly swallowed a bottle of red medicine, brandished the weapon in his hand, and the whole person immediately rushed towards Yun Xiao.

Yun Xiao also smiled, the big sword in his hand danced, and he faced Wu Chong again.

"High water pressure cannon!"

"Beetle Horn Strike!"

Between the two PK, the skills continued to erupt, and the sword light and sword shadow combined with the skill light seemed to produce a powerful aura, which shocked the surrounding players to be willing to these two evil stars again.

The battle between Wyvern and Tyrannosaurus seems to be inseparable. In fact, the flying Wyvern is slightly superior, and then with superb flying skills, it constantly carries out the "kite flying" plan against the Tyrannosaurus. Although the Tyrannosaurus Beast is a little unable to keep up with the rhythm of the Wyvern Beast, its strong defense power combined with the potion and blood on Wu Chong's side, it can also start a war of attrition with the Wyvern Beast, and as long as it seizes the opportunity, it can always deal a serious blow to the Wyvern Beast.