Chapter 363: Dafang Inn
What is a smoked outfit called?
Smoky makeup is to break through the old rules of distinguishing eyeliner and eyeshadow, and spread out in the eye sockets, because there are no traces of color connection, like smoke, and often black and gray as the main color, it looks like the traces of charcoal fire...... Of course, these are all fucking nonsense, in Zhang He's opinion, the smoked suit is to punch a woman's eyes twice, make a panda eye, and then sprinkle a handful of pot ashes on it, then it is called a smoked suit.
"Dynasty" is different from reality in the end, obviously there is no such pot ash, and after coming in, it has to be sprinkled with pot ashes.
The bewitching woman obviously belongs to this kind of goods, with panda eyes and a phoenix tail, but she is wearing a princess dress, but unfortunately this is an inn in "Dynasty", not a drinking party in reality.
This is like a person who is used to being an uncle in real society, and after entering "Dynasty", he will inevitably have the temper of an uncle.
In fact, her ratings are still relatively high, because from the moment she walked into the inn hall, dozens of tables in the hall stared at her.
Most of these customers are heroes of the rivers and lakes, five big and three thick bare-armed men, reckless horsemen who have been sweating all over their bodies after driving for several days, and some are swordsmen and swordsmen wearing sectarian costumes.
As soon as the beauty appeared, all the heroes and heroes turned into flies, and they all stared at it at once.
And some women just like others to stare at her, and if others don't look at her, she will feel uncomfortable.
But flies also have vision, although the bewitching woman is good-looking, it is a pity that it is not easy to look, just like a dusty woman, you will get tired of seeing too much.
On the contrary, the woman named Sugar Candy in the Mengxing Baolijian Branch in the southeast corner is quite attractive, and the cloth clothes she wears are plain and obviously like a village girl, but I don't know why, there is a graceful style flowing between her eyebrows, and if the eye wave turns to this side, many players will secretly blush and heartbeat, so people have the idea of wanting to take a few more looks.
When everyone's eyes quietly shifted to Tangtang, the bewitching woman was not happy, what is Baolijian? It is clearly an illegal pyramid scheme, not to mention that you are only a branch of a district, but we are a branch of a city.
In her eyes, she is a famous Shuyuan, and Jiang Yao is a roadside wildflower, how can Shuyuan's limelight be robbed of wildflowers?
I have to say that women's jealousy is sometimes very scary, but here is "Dynasty", not reality.
The bewitching woman obviously forgot this, and she was not the only one who forgot this, because Mr. Li had already come over with a cheeky face: "May I ask which boss of Yuancheng Mengxing is it?" The younger brother came over to toast a special drink. ”
The handsome man didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, which is not wrong, the Chinese saying that reciprocal reception is good, and on this wine table, you must also have equal status before you are willing to drink.
Mr. Li obviously came at the wrong time, and the person was not right.
The driver said coldly: "Who are you from Mengxing Baolijian?" ”
Mr. Li is still quite polite: "Brother, I am the manager of Cuiping District Company, I don't know ...... respect."
The driver snorted coldly: "Cuiping District? Hmph, even if the area manager of your Baolijian Yanjing head office wants to have dinner with our Zhao Gongzi, you still have to make an appointment. ”
Mr. Li was embarrassed again, holding a glass of wine in his hand, and neither drinking it himself.
All the colleagues in the branch couldn't stand it anymore, and Chu Bo, Yu Yan, and even Yao Wenfang all became the same enemy at this moment.
"Then brother, I'll take my leave." Mr. Li retreated in embarrassment.
The driver snorted coldly: "Trash, don't look at who our Zhao Gongzi is......"
He didn't finish what he said, because when he said the word "yes", there was a sudden "snap", and a meat bun flew out of nowhere, and it was firmly stuffed in his mouth.
His mouth and eyes are as wonderful as they are.
Everyone in the audience was stunned at first, and then burst into laughter, and the bun splashed his face with oil.
"Who? Who is it? There is a kind of standing up. The driver was furious.
There was another "snap", and another meat bun smashed on his eye, and the boiling oil in the filling made him howl like a pig.
The audience laughed more than once, this thing was just instructed by arrogance, and now it was burned into a big ugly.
Chu Bo, Yu Yan and others shouted that they were very happy, and told you to look down on people, this is retribution, right?
Zhao Gongzi is actually not weak in martial arts, at least he thinks that his martial arts are not weak, but how these two extraterrestrial meat buns flew here, he didn't even see clearly.
At this time, Zhang He and Second Brother Long were laughing to death at the table, especially Xiao Zhang, who was writhing like a shrimp cramp, laughing so badly that even Mr. Li couldn't help laughing.
"Who did it? Get the hell out of here. The driver was completely furious.
"I know!" Xiao Zhang suddenly raised his hand.
"Who did that?" The driver turned angrily.
Xiao Zhang grinned and said, "Obviously someone did it, could it be that the buns can fly by themselves?" ”
"You!" The driver was furious, "You bastard! ”
Zhang He also learned from the fat man: "I don't mix men's eggs, I only mix women's accounts, so I don't mess with me, don't you bastards ......"
"You, you, you!" The driver was so angry that he couldn't speak.
The audience laughed again, and now even Zhao Gongzi felt that he couldn't hold his face, obviously, it must be the hands and feet of Bao Lijian's gang, because there were two fewer buns on the plate in front of Gu Yuwen, could this girl who was not amazing be a hidden master?
Zhao Gongzi glanced at his woman, and the bewitching woman immediately stood up and walked slowly to this side, meaning to come and test the depth.
As soon as she stood up, her feet seemed to trip over her own bench, and she fell into the mud with a bang, and the smoked outfit was more vivid and real.
"It's too much!" The driver finally saw it clearly this time, and no one laughed anymore this time.
Everyone saw that Second Brother Long was holding a chopstick in his hand, and the chopsticks hit the bench with internal force, and the bench tripped and flew back to him, this skill is not to be underestimated.
Just kidding, Second Brother Long has been mixing "Dynasty" for three years, even if it is a trumpet, it has 5 turns and 112 levels, and of course the internal strength is also leveraged.
The driver finally knew that he had provoked a group of fierce people, and he walked over with a gloomy face: "Brother, who are you from Mengxing Baolijian?" ”
Second Brother Long directly sprinkled a glass of wine on his face and said coldly, "What are you?" Talk to me, too, get out! ”
The driver was directly stunned by this glass of wine, and he was so angry that he vomited blood but couldn't get a seizure, because he had already seen the strength of the other party, and this strength was not something he could shake.
Zhao Gongzi finally got up and walked slowly to this side: "Excuse me, is Zunjia a person from Baolijian?" ”
Second Brother Long said coldly: "Have you made an appointment?" Talk to me after making an appointment. ”
Zhao Gongzi was stunned for a moment, this guy was dressed in tatters, and his tone of voice was really not ordinary.
Now it's his turn to be embarrassed, standing there is not going in, not retreating, this appointment retribution comes very quickly.
"Brother, don't toast and don't eat and drink." When he said this, Zhao Gongzi had already secretly used his internal strength, and his hand had already been raised.
It's just that at this time, Zhang He suddenly spoke: "Then let's toast Zhao Gongzi for a cup." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang He really raised his glass.
Not to mention Zhao Gongzi now, even the others didn't see what was going on, and the cup was handed to Zhao Gongzi in an instant, almost hitting him on the nose.
Not to mention Zhao Gongzi now, even the other people present only felt that their eyes were flowering, and Zhang He's cup reached the tip of Zhao Gongzi's nose, what kind of technique is this, no one can see it.
In fact, this is not a trick, but a reason for making a quick move.
And the wine in the glass has been boiled, and it is still "sizzling" white smoke.
Everyone in the audience froze again, it was not difficult to boil the wine with palm power, but the cup was handed to the other party so fast that the other party did not react, which shows the speed of this person's shot.
Of course, this can only be felt by experts, and Manager Chu and Yu Yan were stunned on the spot.
"Xiao Zhang, didn't you say that you sell medicine in the novice village?" Chupo was curious.
Zhang He said: "Yes, what's wrong?" ”
"No, nothing." Manager Chu looked at him suspiciously, he really couldn't tell what kind of martial arts Zhang He was.
He couldn't see that Mr. Li couldn't see it, he only knew that Second Brother Long was so NB in "Dynasty", and as soon as he made a move, he shocked the audience, and even Zhao Gongzi returned to his seat in a gloomy manner, and he didn't dare to say more than half a word.
Second Brother Long was amused in his heart: I'm a bird, Xiao Zhang hasn't made a move yet? If he makes a move, he will die in a large area, and it is estimated that you will be scared to death by then.
"Eat, eat, I'll ask for this meal, just order whatever you want." Mr. Li was in a happy mood, and he didn't expect that the little custodian of the warehouse actually found face for him, "Xiao Er, what specialty dishes do you have in your store, just give it to me." ”
Mr. Li obviously underestimated the combat ability of this group of foodies, and after eating this meal, it cost a full 5 taels of gold, especially Xiao Zhang, who actually ate a whole five roast ducks and eight cages of crystal exquisite buns by himself.
The joy meeting is really a joy meeting, and I have fun playing and eating.
Looking at the group of people talking and laughing in the direction of the city hall, Zhao Gongzi was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Damn, when did Baolijian come out with such a group of bastards." ”
The bewitching woman said: "Husband, gather the masters of our branch, and clean them up in a while." ”
"No, you don't." The driver interjected, "I just looked at the group list of Dream Star City, our branch is in the same competition area as their branch, and it seems that there will be a competition in the afternoon." ”
Zhao Gongzi said: "What game?" ”
"It's a team race. ”
A sneer appeared at the corner of Zhao Gongzi's mouth: "Go and inform Xiaohu that they should clean up this group of bastards in the afternoon." ”
(To be continued)