On September 13, at 19:00 local time in Madrid, Spain, a highlight of Group A of the UEFA Champions League - the Premier League giant Chelsea away against Real Madrid officially kicked off!

Referee Alexandre Sandro blows the whistle on time for the start of the game! Away Chelsea kick off first!

"African Andy Lau" Didier Drogba knocked the ball back and handed it to the feet of the Blues' "magic lamp" Frank Lampard, Lampard received the ball and passed directly to the right rib of the Real Madrid penalty area near the center circle, where the 21-year-old Dutch Peter Pan Robben, who had obvious signs of pre-aging above his head, had stepped forward in place, gently unloaded the ball with his toes, and changed his feint to the left side of Real Madrid who shook off and forced up, "King of Heavy Artillery" Robert Carlos, cut horizontally and hit the goal directly!

Peter Pan's Robben's series of movements were fast and fast, and the continuous high-speed center of gravity change easily tore through the gap of the Real Madrid defenders......

In less than 30 seconds of the opening period, Chelsea almost stormed the Bernard Beau Stadium with the simplest of combinations! Many fans in the stands have yet to warm up their seats under their butts and the Blues have already won a corner!

It was only at this time that Uncle Zhan Jun, the ESPN commentator, began to explain the starting lists of the two teams to the fans in front of the TV: "Good evening, audience friends! You're watching the 06-07 UEFA Champions League group stage Group A Blues Chelsea playing Real Madrid live, and I'm the commentator Zhan Jun. First of all, I would like to introduce you to the starting lists of both teams...... Let's take a look at this ball first...... Dangerous...... Robben shoots !!! Casillas kept the ball out of the line...... At the start of the game, the Blues took the lead and won a corner! Wow, looking at it in slow motion, Real Madrid's defenders are clearly not focused, and against a team like Chelsea, any mistake is fatal......"

Different from the commentary style of CCTV5 football commentators, although Uncle Zhan Jun of ESPN has a congenital voice that is a little broken, he is full of passion in the commentary, and there are fewer scruples between words, so he is deeply loved by the majority of fans and friends.

At the beginning of the game, Uncle Zhan Jun introduced the starting line-ups of the two teams as usual, but the old man's opening remarks had not yet begun, and Chelsea's brilliant attack interrupted his train of thought: "We saw that the manager of Real Madrid was very angry on the sidelines, and it seemed that Li Tongfan was extremely unhappy with the team's mistake...... Chelsea's corners were taken by Frank Lampard, with John Terry and Didier Drogba already in the Real Madrid penalty area...... The ball is driven to the forward post...... Drogba ...... Drogba's header rubs ...... Header...... The ball grazed the crossbar and went out of the bottom line! ”

The players of the two teams in the Real Madrid penalty area hugged each other "affectionately", Joel Luka was pulled down by the opposing player and was almost trampled into Croatian-style meat stuffing by the crowd, slow-motion replay, and finally grabbed the header It was Chelsea captain Terry!

“…… Blues captain John Terry grabbed the ball and Drogba flicked it back...... Wow, Cannavaro is on top...... At the start of the game, the Blues Chelsea, who were playing away, looked even more attacking! ”

Indeed, as Uncle Zhan Jun said, Chelsea had two very threatening shots on goal in less than three minutes of the opening period, and if it weren't for the help of Santo Cassie and the crossbar, I am afraid the score would have become 0:2!

In the exclamation of more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans, head coach Li Tongfan stood on the sidelines of the stadium and yelled at the Real Madrid defenders!

There's a reason why Lao Li is so excited!

When arranging tactics in the dressing room before the game, Li Tongfan repeatedly reminded Joel Luke and Ramos to concentrate on a few hammers, especially in the first ten minutes of the game. Because by watching the video of Chelsea's game, Lao Li found that the opponent's goals usually occurred at the beginning of the game, near the end of the first half, and in injury time at the end of the game!

Who knew that these muscular hammers didn't listen to their words at all!

So Li Tongfan performed extremely well when Robben shot the first time!

This feeling is like a math teacher who repeatedly emphasizes before the exam that a certain question about trigonometric functions must be tested, but when he marks the paper, he finds that none of the more than 100 students under his command have made this original question!

Your uncle, if you continue to kick like this, labor and management will buy all these hammers cheaply to dig coal in the legendary small coal kiln in Shanxi, and have a good experience of the cup life of manual laborers in a socialist harmonious society!

Afterwards......

Maybe it was Li Tongfan's head drink that played a role, or maybe it was the old Li Hu's body that released the full-level "rejuvenation technique", and the hammers on the Real Madrid backline finally played to a normal level and gradually moved back to the unfavorable situation on the field!

Uncle Zhan Jun tirelessly continued his unfinished business: "Continue to introduce the starting line-ups of both sides to the audience and friends, the home team Real Madrid goalkeeper Casillas, the Brazilian Robert Carlos on the back line from left to right, the Italian national team captain Cannavaro, Croatian rookie Joel Luka and Sergio Ramos, the defender David Beckham, the two wingers are Spanish winger Reyes on loan from Arsenal and Argentine teenager Higuain, and the forward Guti, Up front are Dutchman Ruud van Nistelrooy and alien Ronaldo, who has scored eight goals in three rounds this season......"

Real Madrid captain Raul was injured in the game against Barcelona and was suspended for three weeks, Robinho cut his right arm in training and missed the game, so Lao Li replaced the position of the Brazilian white tooth handsome guy with Argentine Zhengtai Higuain!

On the Real Madrid bench sat Marcelo with Sakyamuni's hairstyle, Fernando Gago, the long-haired "Redondo II" Fernando Gago, Mali's beast waist Mohamed Diarra, Croatian "Cruyff II" Modric and a group of "Stadium II Ancestors"!

'It was the visitors Chelsea attacking from left to right,' continued Uncle Zhan Jun: 'Chelsea's starting line-up: goalkeeper Czech goalkeeper Petr Cech, defender from left to right Ashley Cole, who has just moved from Arsenal this season, Portuguese Carvalho, captain John Terry and Dutchman Bolaruz, midfielder Claude Makelele, midfielders Essien, Ballack and Frank Lampard, striker Didier Drogba and Peter Pan's Arjen Robben ......"

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A little more code today, chapter one!