Chapter Ninety-Five: Laba Porridge
"In the desert island of the two brothers of Xia and Mu, today I can see all the sages, and I feel very honored, but on the desert island, everything is simple, and the hospitality is not thoughtful, everyone forgive me."
After the guest of honor was finished, the "Dragon Island Lord" in a yellow robe laughed, and said clearly, his voice was very peaceful, this chivalrous island hung alone in the South China Sea, but he said with a Zhongzhou accent.
"You may be seated."
Compared with the "Dragon Island Lord" who is good at speaking, the "Wood Island Lord" seems to be silent, and only speaks coldly.
After the Central Plains heroes were seated, the two island masters of Longmu sat down at a table on the west side of the lower main seat, while the disciples of the "Xia Ke Island" had no seats, and each stood with his hands down.
When everyone looked at the two island owners, they saw that the "dragon island master" had white eyebrows and a ruddy face, like a child; The blue-robed "Wood Island Master" had a sparse beard, more black and less white, but his face was full of wrinkles.
The two of them, Long and Mudao, how old they are, I can't really see it, they are always between sixty and ninety years old, if they are both over 100 years old, with their world-class cultivation, it is not very surprising.
As soon as everyone was seated, the deacons on the island came up to pour wine, and then served the dishes, each of which had four dishes and four bowls, and eight-colored dishes, chicken, meat, fish, and shrimp, were cooked so fragrant that there seemed to be nothing unusual.
"Please!"
The two island owners of the dragon and the wood raised their wine glasses and saluted each other, and then the two of them drank it all.
The heroes saw that the wine in the cup was oily, although the wine was very fragrant, but most of them raised their glasses and touched their lips, and did not drink, only a few people raised their glasses and drank dry, and the servants who were waiting beside them poured them all again.
"Huh? Wine! ”
Luo Zhan, who drank the blue wine in the cup, tasted it slightly, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he couldn't help but praise each other in his mouth, because after swallowing the "blue wine", Luo Zhan "separated from the fire and ice true qi", the warm energy that overflowed after the "green wine" was refined, actually nourished the meridians silently, which was very strange.
The two island lords of the dragon and wood bowed slightly to Luo Zhan, and then, continued to raise their glasses and salute, and after three glasses of wine, the "dragon island master" raised his left hand, and a group of servants came out of the inner hall, each holding out a bowl of thick porridge emitting steaming heat on a lacquer plate, and placed them in front of the guests one by one.
This is the famous "Laba porridge" on the rivers and lakes! ”
Seeing the porridge bowl on the table in front of him, the faces of the heroes changed slightly, only to see the hot porridge steam rising, and the bubbles from the bottom of the porridge were about to come up, and the bowl of porridge was dark green, and it was indescribably weird.
Originally, the "Laba porridge" was mixed with red dates, lotus seeds, cishi, dried longan, red beans and the like, but the things in the porridge in front of me were not like vegetables, grass was not like grass, some seemed to be finely cut into tree roots, and some seemed to be cassava pressed into flat slices, and the medicinal atmosphere was very strong.
As we all know, most of the poisonous things are green in color, this bowl of "Laba porridge" is so dark green, it is directly reflected in the face of the person, the medicine is pungent, and its toxicity is fierce, and it can be seen naturally.
"Kanto Four Heroes" in the "senior lady", although martial arts are good, still can't get rid of the nature of a woman, as soon as she smells the smell of this medicine, she can't help but feel hairy in her heart, thinking of how many poisonous snakes, centipedes, spiders, and scorpions are put into the pot, and she can't help but vomit, so she hurriedly pushes the porridge bowl to the table and stretches out her sleeves to cover her nose.
"Everyone comes from afar, we have no respect for the island, this bowl of "Laba porridge" is not easy to drink outside, the most important of which is the "broken intestine and bone rotten heart grass", which will be effective after flowering.
However, this grass only blooms once every ten years, and we always have to wait for it to bloom before inviting fellow people from the rivers and lakes to come here to share. ”
Regardless of what everyone thought in their hearts, the "Dragon Island Lord" explained directly, and then, with the "Wooden Island Lord" with each porridge bowl in his left hand, and the right hand raised a chopstick, he was quite the host and guest, and saw the dragon and the wooden two island owners each raised their chopsticks to draw a circle to everyone, signaled to invite, and then raised the bowl to eat.
However, as soon as everyone heard the name of "Broken Intestine Bone Rotten Heart Grass", their hearts all sudden, although after coming to the island, no one planned to leave alive, but the name of the poisonous grass contained in the "Laba Porridge" was so thrilling that the "Dragon Island Lord" was openly revealed, and everyone couldn't help but change their complexion.
"The surname Long, the surname Mu listen, before I, the Kansai "Xie Wen Leopard" came to the "Xia Ke Island", I had already taken care of the aftermath, Xie is a man who stands up to the sky and the earth, and is iron-clad, if you want to kill or chop, how can the surname Xie frown? I was asked to eat and drink such filthy poisons, but I couldn't! ”
Suddenly, I suddenly saw a big man in the east, Huo Di stood up, the halberd pointed at the dragon and the wood, and shouted angrily on his face, the sound was loud, and in this rather empty cave, buzzing and shaking.
"Xie Hero doesn't like to drink porridge, how dare we be strong? But why be angry? Have a seat. ”
Hearing what the big man said, the "Dragon Island Lord" looked stunned, and then, after coming back to his senses, he laughed peacefully.
"The surname Xie gave up his life early, died early and died late, isn't it a death? I want to offend you dog men and women who are rampage and bring disaster to the world! ”
"Xie Wen Leopard" finished drinking, said and picked up the hot porridge on the table, and actually threw it at the face of the "Dragon Island Lord", his temperament was so reckless that he really saw everyone in the hall and cave, and he was secretly frightened.
"Brother Xie Xian, don't be rude!"
An old man across the two tables suddenly stood up, and while he sighed, the sleeves of his robe flicked, sending out a strong wind, blocking the bowl of porridge in midair.
The bowl of porridge no longer flew forward, after a slight pause, it fell down, and saw a blue and white sea bowl about to break into pieces, a bowl of porridge splashed all over the ground, a servant pouring wine on the side, leaning out, bowing his waist and long arms, reaching out to pick up the sea bowl, when the bottom of the bowl was only a few inches from the ground, it was really dangerous.
"What a handsome kung fu!"
Seeing this, the heroes couldn't help but cheer loudly, however, as soon as the voices were finished, the faces of the heroes were darker, obviously, a servant who served wine had such skills, which made everyone's hearts go up and down.
Some think of their children and grandchildren's property; Some think that there is still a great revenge that has not been avenged; Some people want to die by themselves, and the great foundation of this gang will inevitably be scattered; Some people even regret that they had already calculated that the "Xia Ke Island" banquet was about to expire, so why didn't they hide in the mountains as soon as possible?
has always been lucky, hoping that the bronze medal of the banquet will not be handed to him, waiting for the catastrophe to come, and hoping that the "Xia Ke Island" is not really as powerful as rumored, and at this moment I saw the servant flying to take the bowl, and even this last bit of luck finally disappeared without a trace.
"The subordinates of the chivalrous island lord are raised, and when they reach the Central Plains, it is enough to become famous, if the two island owners want to be respected by martial arts, it is as easy as a snap, but why spend a lot of effort to summon us? When I came down to your island, I didn't think about surviving since I was a child, but I had a mystery about the boss in my heart, and I didn't blink my eyes to death, and I asked the two island owners to enlighten me to enlighten the mouth, and I would be killed in the next place. ”
Suddenly, a tall and thin middle-aged scholar stood up suddenly, and asked each other, these words were what everyone wanted to say, but they were not as good as him to say so decently, everyone felt that they were deeply heartfelt, and hundreds of eyes shot on the faces of the dragon and the two island owners.
"Mr. Simon doesn't have to be too humble."
Looking up at the middle-aged scholar, the "Dragon Island Lord" smiled, and while bowing back, he said calmly.
When the heroes heard this, they all looked at the scholar, and they all guessed in their hearts, could this person be the Ximen Xiucai Ximen Guanzhi who was famous more than 20 years ago?
Look at him is only forty years old, but more than 20 years ago, he killed the seven tyrants of northern Shaanxi with a pair of fleshy palms, and in three days, he picked up eight green forest cottages in Hebei with a branch of iron judge's pen.
Look at his age, he doesn't look like he is old, but there are not many people with the surname Ximen, and there is no other master dressed as a scholar in the martial arts today, most of them are him, everyone speculates unfinished, only listen to the "Dragon Island Lord" continued.
"Mr. Simon killed the seven tyrants with one slap back then, and he picked out the ...... of the eight villages, and he has admired the Mu brothers for a long time, and today he has to take over the honor, how dare he be rude to Mr.?"
"Don't dare, in the past years, such a trivial matter may be crazy in the Central Plains, but in the eyes of the second island master, it is like a child's knife, and it is not worth it."
Hearing that the "Dragon Island Lord" mentioned the glorious past in the past, even if he was in danger, Ximen Guanzhi was also in good spirits, and replied loudly with his fists.
"Mr. Simon is too humble, and I am about to explain to you, but the 'Broken Intestine and Bone Rotten Heart Grass' in this porridge is drunk by heat, and the effect is higher, everyone please drink the porridge first, and then explain in detail below?"
Hearing that "Ximen Guanzhi" talked about martial arts, the "Dragon Island Lord" didn't explain too much, but just raised a bowl to persuade everyone to drink hot porridge.
"Second brother, let's drink!"
Seeing that everyone was shouting, Luo Zhan had a strange look on his face, and when he heard what the "Dragon Island Lord" said, he was afraid that the "Laba Porridge" would lose its medicinal power, so he no longer cared about it, and raised the bowl slightly towards the "Shi Potian" on the side table, and swallowed it in a big gulp.
Although the materials in the "Laba porridge" are mostly poisonous things, but the yin and yang in the world are combined, and the combination of poison and poison can often play an "unbelievable" effect.
"Shi Potian" is feeling boring, his stomach is hungry early, hungry fiercely, at this time he heard Luo Zhan's instructions, he hurriedly picked up the porridge bowl, and drank most of the bowl with a sigh, only to feel that the medicine is pungent, but the entrance is sweet and not unpalatable, and he drank a bowl in an instant.