Chapter 475: The Longest Day (7)
The problem Xu Kai is currently facing is that you have to charter a bus to City A overnight, but at least you have to have an ID card. If you want to stay in the hotel, you can do it, but at least you have to have an ID. An ID card is hard to die heroes. But after all, Xu Kai grew up in China's grassroots class, and of course has his own methods. This method is to wash the mulberry scoop, the mulberry scoop does not use an ID card, and then spend dozens of dollars to mix it in the mulberry scoop overnight.
Until then, it's definitely going to fill your stomach.
Eat at 11 o'clock, and give priority to food stalls. Xu Kai inquired with the hospital security guard, and then took a taxi to the food stall of the Beauty Palace. I chose a stall with not too many families and not too little. Xu Kai was very good, he didn't sit down with a butt, but went to the freezer to choose dishes. I asked for two beers, two meat dishes, and one fried mein.
Where there are people, there is war, especially food stalls, which are a place where war breaks out. However, in recent years, security measures have been strengthened, and everyone is more civilized, so there are fewer such things. Xu Kai remembers that when he left China, food stalls were the best place to fight and confess to Maotou youth. In particular, some girls use wine to confess to boys who have girlfriends, and it is particularly effective. Wait until the next day when the wine is sober, and only regret it after weighing the gains and losses.
People who drink a lot like to cry, people who drink a lot like to laugh, people who drink a lot like to vomit, people who drink a lot like to sleep, and people who drink a lot like to fight.
Xu Kai smiled and looked at the table not far from him, and obviously felt that the other party was entering the rhythm of fighting. There are two men and two women at this table, and one girl is twenty-five or sixteen, and she has a gentle and capable temperament. Another girl is thirty years away, which is the most prosperous period of youth and sunset. The young girl is surrounded by a man who is eight meters old, and the mature girl is surrounded by a man who is seven or five meters and has a strong body. The two of them were blowing bottles in a hurry. In front of each person is a dozen cans of beer, a bottle of red wine and a Collin's glass of white wine.
The two women kept persuading: "Stop playing." ”
"Vomit ......" The seventy-five man spit in the stab next to him, and then scooped up the beer and dried it again.
Xu Kai admired, and even the vomit bucket was ready. Mihachi is not to be outdone. A can of beer was poured down in one gulp, and then he frowned and endured it for about ten seconds, and then vomited 'wow'. The two men looked at each other with round eyes. The thirty women were very angry and slapped the table: "Wandering pig, drink again, and the old lady is gone." ”
"It's the Emperor Lao Tzu who is gone. I drink this wine too. Mi Wunan shouted: "Boss, the wine is exactly the same, and there is another unit." ”
Pig ...... Could it be that he is wandering the world? Calculated in this way, the thirty girls are Sanniang, and the opposite side must be Feng Dingwei and two people. It is a small world...... However, something is wrong. Sanniang has a husband, why did she accompany the wanderers to mess around here?
Xu Kai grabbed the boss and asked, "What's the situation?" ”
"Fight for wine. A tall one said, drink as much as you like. The short one said, "Then drink together." Who does not drink is grandchildren. The smell of gunpowder came, and then it was put on the table. The boss shook his head, obviously seeing too many such people. But it doesn't matter, as long as you leave a sober payment and compensation, it's OK.
"Boss, buy a flower." A little girl appeared in front of Xu Kai with a basket.
"How much?" Xu asked.
"Thirty!"
"Why don't you rob it?" Xu Kai was shocked, and he remembered that he only sold for five yuan.
The little girl said very neatly: "Twenty-five yuan." ”
Xu Kai scooped out three hundred yuan and said, "If you can sell the flowers to the two people over there, the money is yours." ”
"It's a deal." The little girl grabs the bill. Walked directly to the trouble table. Then he said pitifully: "Boss, buy a flower." ”
"Drink!" Seventy-five men smashed cans and stared at eight men. Mi Hachian endured the nausea and killed it in one go. Then he spit it out in the bucket. …,
Mi Banan glared at the seven or five men and asked, "Is it white or red down there?" ”
The seventy-five man looked at the whole bottle of red wine and crystal clear white wine. Swallowed. These two things are too vicious, aren't they...... But the seventy-five man gritted his teeth and scooped up the liquor: "White!" He frowned and drank half a cup, then gasped and scolded: "The cup is really deep." ”
Mi Banan wiped his sweat, pushed the young woman away, scooped up the liquor and drank half a glass in one go, then paused for a few seconds, closed his eyes and dried it in one go. The seventy-five man scolded his mother and drank the remaining liquor in one go. Then the two of them gasped and glared.
Little girl: "Boss, buy a flower." Flowers for beauties. ”
The thirty women said impatiently: "Gone, gone." ”
"I'll buy it!" The seventy-five men scooped out fifty pieces and took the roses. The other three all looked at seven or five men. The seventy-five man looked left and right, and gritted his teeth: "Lao Tzu ate you." "Say it. I used the roses as a snack, took a bite of the buds, chewed them a few times and swallowed them into my stomach.
"Poof!" Thirty women burst out laughing. The seventy-five man was very embarrassed and annoyed. Xu Kai is taking pictures.
"Laughing hair, are the heart whispers and the dead fish coming?" The seventy-five man shouted: "Today we will let netizens administer justice." Do you apologize to me, or do I accept your apology. ”
"You can't speak." Mi Banan said: "Should you say that I apologize to you, or do you accept my apology." ”
The young woman looked at the two men with disdain. Then he greeted: "Boss, scoop a basin." The basin was scooped up, and the young woman opened the two bottles of wine and poured them all over the basin. Taking a deep breath, I drank a pot of red wine. wiped his mouth, smashed the basin and said, "Boss, two more pieces of red wine, they want to be cheap." ”
"Great!"
The young woman said, "Now let me ask, suppose that one bottle of red wine is twenty-four yuan, and how many pieces are two bottles of red wine and twelve bottles?" ”
The two men's heads were obviously not bright, and they each scooped their fingers and gestured. Mi Banan suddenly turned his head and said, "Wife, I can't figure it out." I'll find someone to do the math for you. Then he looked left and right, and kept Xu Kai: "Sister, come over to me." ”
"Girl?" Xu Kai was stunned for a moment, scooped up his mobile phone and walked over: "Why me?" ”
"Well...... There are a lot of people at other tables, and I don't think I can beat a lot of people in this state today. The Miba man belongs to the drunken truth-telling type: "My wife said, ask me to ask you, is a bottle of red wine twelve yuan or twenty-four yuan?" ”
The young woman hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, it's okay, I'm bothering you, you can go back." ”
"It's okay!" Xu Kai sat down and opened a can of beer for himself: "I'm happy to be a referee." ”
"You ...... man"
The seventy-five man interrupted the young woman's words: "Mother, speak, you don't ...... Less interjection. I like this brother, you...... Reason with us. He, he robbed my wife, and asked my wife to give birth to him. How is this calculated? ”
"Who's your wife?" Mi Banan smashed the table: "I am her wife." yes, wife. ”
Xu Kai smiled: "It's better to guess the coin." Whoever guesses is whom. ”
"Good!" The seventy-five man shouted: "This method is good, applaud." After speaking, he crackled and clapped his palms.
Xu Kai scooped out a coin and threw it into the sky, copied it with one hand and asked, "Words or flowers?" ”
"Flowers!" The seventy-five man replied firmly.
"It's a word!" Xu Kai shook his head and flicked a coin to catch it: "You guessed." ”
"I guess it's the word!" Mi Hachio replied.
Xu Kai regretfully put the coin on the table and said, "I'm sorry, your wife is mine." ”
"Well...... We guessed wrong. "Seventy-five men look at Mi eight men.
Mi Hachian replied: "Yes! ”
"Then the wife is his?"
"It seems to be!"
"It's a fart!" The young woman's face flushed and slapped the table: "You guys are going to die." ”…,
The thirty woman looked at Xu Kai's mobile phone video and asked, "Who are you?" Sick? ”
"Don't tell you Sanniang." Xu Kai continued to record.
"......" Sanniang was stunned. Then he looked at Xu Kai, but he couldn't see why.
"Almost!" Xu Kai put away his mobile phone and asked, "Sanniang, when did you hook up with a short man?" ”
"Hook up a fart. He asked me to accompany him to negotiate. Sanniang asked, "Who are you?" ”
Xu Kai sighed: "Next time you look for a helper, just use the video to threaten you." Sister-in-law Weilian, do you want to 'deduct a fart' video? That's a good thing. ”
"Do you know my husband?" The young woman asked.
"Know, the wind is fine, the master of demon hunting."
"Who are you?" Feng Dingwei leaned in front of Xu Kai and looked up and down. Then he shook his head: "I don't know you." ”
"Why are you here?" A voice came from behind him, and Xu Kai looked back, and Xinyu and the drowned fish appeared behind him. He spoke from the heart, and he was very surprised.
"Being alone in a foreign land as a stranger, I didn't expect to meet so many friends." Xu Kai greeted: "Sit down!" ”
Sitting down suspiciously, Sanniang leaned into her ear and asked, "Who?" ”
After thinking about it, Xinyu replied, "My ex-boyfriend." ”
Xu Kai looked left and right and said, "Everyone has also arrived, we will open this meeting." These two are fighting to the death in the game, and the reality is to die or live. As a friend, for the stability of the country and the harmony of society. This problem must be solved. ”
At this time, a man hurried in. Scooping a tape recorder in his hand, he said: "I'm sorry, I'm a reporter from the Dwarf Daily, and I heard that Wandering the World and Feng Dingwei are negotiating in reality, so I came here to interview." ”
Xu Kaihan: "You also know this? ”
"yes, there are players who provide clues." The reporter replied.
Feng Dingwei's wife frowned and asked, "The two of them have a personal conflict, is it necessary to be so exaggerated?" ”
The reporter replied: "These two are masters of the masters, and the demon hunters rank in the top 20." ”
"Who is the top 20 demon hunters?" The boss leaned over and asked.
Xu Kaihan: "You are also a demon hunter?" ”
"yes!"
"Then you should be exempt, this is the famous Feng Ding Weilian, Wandering the World, Sanniang, and Heart Talk." After Xu Kai's introduction, he said, "How is it?" ”
"The food is 50% off, and the wine is 80% off." The boss went back and scooped up a camera, and then took a group photo alone. The wind is fixed and the wandering world is under the action of alcohol recoil. Already lying on the table. Xu Kai helped to scratch his head before it was filmed. The boss said: "My own people, go to the box." ”
Sanniang asked, "Didn't you say the box was full?" ”
The boss smiled and replied, "It's empty now." ”
Several people took action and threw the two drunks into the box. Xinyu whispered, "Why are you here?" ”
"It's hard to put into words." Xu Kai smiled bitterly, running naked is a beginning, playing with a dog is a pass, and driving the wrong lane is a tragedy. Everything brought me to City B. (To be continued.) If you like this work. You are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )