When he was on Earth, Du Ang once heard such a saying: on the shoulders of the living, there is a bright lamp, symbolizing yang energy and energy, with this thing, ghosts and other unclean things are not approachable, if the ghost wants to harm people, will try all kinds of means, such as shouting your name behind your back, to make you turn back, and then at this time your breath will blow out the lamp on your shoulder, and then ...... The ghost pounced.

For example, now, listening to this voice to look at his left shoulder, Duon somehow suddenly remembered this statement.

See?

Don't you see it?

NND…… Check it out!

Intense curiosity finally got the upper hand, and Duang slowly turned his head to the side of his shoulder, cautiously and carefully...... Uh, what is it?

A ladybug?

Of course, there were no ghosts, and Duon saw on his left shoulder what looked like a ladybug, small, reddish in color, with a few scattered black spots on it.

"Are you talking?"

"Isn't that me!" The ladybug shook the tentacles on its head, and Duang paid attention to it, and sure enough, the sound was made by the ladybug.

All right...... It's a talking ladybug.

It was only at this time that Du Ang completely put his mind at ease, it seemed that he had thought too much, what the hell or weird, there was nothing, it was purely for himself to scare himself, but a talking ladybug...... That's weird enough.

Du Ang smiled bitterly: "You scared me to death." He held out his hand and said, "That'...... Can you change places? I'm tired of tilting my head to talk to you......"

This ladybug...... How to say it, whether it is bold or bold, whether it has no heart or lungs, anyway, as soon as Duang's words fell, it flapped its wings a few times. It flew off Duang's shoulder and landed in Duang's palm, as if he was not at all worried that Duang would suddenly cinch him to death with a fist, or rather, it had no consciousness that it was in danger at all.

Luckily, Duon didn't want to pinch it to death.

"You're a ladybug, alas, how can you speak human language?" Duang asked with some confusion.

Ladybug's tone was helpless: "I don't know either...... Alas, anyway, I'm going to say, maybe I'm born with a higher IQ, for this kind of thing. I can't help it! ”

Are you naturally high IQ?

Well...... Well, this is not only a talking ladybug, but also a ladybug that likes to brag.

Suddenly, Duang remembered something: "That...... Even if you have a high IQ, you are born to speak the language of humans. But how do you know how to turn on that magical energy expander? This kind of high-tech thing is not something you can know if you have a high IQ. ”

Magical Energy Extender...... I guess that's the name. I just heard this ladybug say it. I don't think I'm mistaken.

"It's a simple question, Dirk told me."

"......" Du Ang's eyes widened: "You...... Meet Dirk? ”

"Of course I do, I'm his favorite pet!"

"You're his pet? Really? Doesn't that mean that you've lived hundreds of ......?"

Before Duon could finish speaking, Ladybug said in a very displeased voice, "Hey, hey, boy. I'm a lady, alas, no one has ever taught you that it's rude to discuss a lady's age in person? ”

What is the age of the lady?

All right...... Once again, Duang was speechless!

Maybe this ladybug has lived in this cave by itself (a worm) for too long, and no one has spoken to it. It's stuffy, and now it's hard to catch a talking Duang, and this ladybug doesn't care what Duang thinks, and starts to babble.

"What's your name? My lovely, handsome lad! ”

"I ...... My name is Duang? McNuss! In front of this powerful ladybug, Du Ang was completely in a state of passive defense, and he stammered a little unconsciously, and somehow, Du Ang suddenly felt that between the words of this ladybug, there was a very provocative, even teasing, and even teasing taste.

Molested by a ladybug? Damn it......

"You're also surnamed McNass? Oh...... I love this last name! ”

"What about you? Is there a name? Since you're Dirk's favorite pet, he's sure to give you a name, right? For example, when I had a dog, I named it Wangcai......"

"Wangcai? Vulgar names...... My dear lad, I have to say, I regret your taste. ”

"Well, just call me Duang!"

"Okay, Duang, allow me to introduce myself, well, as you can see, I'm an elegant lady, I won't tell you my age, it's a secret, I can't tell you, and my name is two, one is ladybugs, which means virgin, this is my more formal name, and Dirk in general, he will call me 'pie', which is my nickname and his nickname for me!"

Duang remained speechless......

You don't wear a bikini, you don't have long hair, you don't wear makeup, how do I know you're a lady? Besides, even if you really have long hair, you don't have to be a lady, these days, the old man has long hair and makes it like a ladyboy There are more half-men and not women, and ...... Do ladybugs have long hair?

Follow this ladybug...... Well, according to this ladybug named Cake, she didn't have the same high intelligence and consciousness as she does now, and she couldn't speak human language, just an ordinary little ladybug who lived her life in a mess every day and was busy all day long in order to fill her stomach.

But one day, when she was out foraging, she was very unlucky, and was caught by Dirk, and then Dirk took her back to his magic laboratory, and fed her a drop of clear, unknown liquid, and then when the sun rose the next day, Biscuit seemed to have woken up from a great dream, and had her own consciousness and wisdom, and learned the human language without a teacher.

After that, she lived with Dirk as a pet, Dirk gave her food, fed her, and hid nothing from her, not even avoiding her when she went to the toilet, and Biscus told Duang very mysteriously: "You know what? Dirk's favorite time to do it when he was in the toilet was to read comic books, and he only read six pages at a time, and I remember one time he had dry stools and he didn't ...... when he saw five and a half pages."

"Gotta get it, stop it!" Du Ang hurriedly stopped her: "Didn't you say that you yourself are an elegant lady, that Dirk is a big old man who goes to the toilet, what do you always look at?" And, Pie, I have something for you...... Well...... Well, did you know that Dirk has a way to move freely between Earth and here, eh...... Do you know how he does it? ”

Well, since Dirk doesn't hide anything from this ladybug called Cake, then that way to get back to Earth...... Perhaps, she knew, right?

However, to Duon's disappointment, Piecake only knew that Dirk could indeed go to a place called Earth, but how he got there, Piecake didn't know.

Duon hung his head...... Pinning all your hopes on a ladybug is not a reliable thing in itself.

Forget it, let's go back, I'm too tired today, it's okay to say that I'm tired, it's mainly tired.

Three words: haggard!

"Will you stay here or come back with me?" Duang asked the pie.

"With you, of course! Dirk that asshole...... He's suffocated me to death by keeping me here for so long, and when I see him, I'll have to scold him! ”

"You see him for a while? Hehe......" Du Ang smiled: "I guess you can't see him, Dirk has been dead for more than two hundred years...... Well, at least in this world, he has been dead for more than two hundred years! ”

He ...... He's dead? Piecake asked, a little incredulous.

"yes, hehe, you know, I'm also surnamed McNuss, and by blood, Dirk is my great-great-great-great-grandfather in this world...... Well, he is indeed dead, more than two hundred years have passed, he cannot still be alive, the life span of human beings is very short. ”

For a long time, the pie did not speak.

Although he couldn't see her expression clearly, Duang knew that she must be sad......

"Let's go! I'll take you out to see, after so many years, the outside world has changed a lot, and it's time for you to go out and get some fresh air. ”

How do you comfort a ladybug? Duon lacks sufficient experience......

But before leaving, I have to go back again, because that strange magic energy expander is still in it, and Duang threw it on the ground when he ran out just now, and now he has a false alarm, of course he has to pick it up.

There were no other living creatures in the cave, and the magic energy expander lay quietly on the ground, and Duon picked it up and fiddled with it in his hand, wondering what the hell was this thing for? It looks like a cannon, but it's ...... What about shells?

"Pie, what is this thing for?"

"This is something Dirk invented...... "Cake Cake looked at the thing, her tone was very sad, and there was a faint sobbing, but she still answered Duang's question: "This is a magic energy amplifier, what does it do...... It's like a horn, well, originally your voice is not loud, but after using the horn, your voice becomes louder, and this magic energy amplifier works the same as a horn, except that it does not expand your voice, but your magic. ”

"For example, when you cast the fireball technique, three fireball spells can kill a chicken, but after using this magic energy amplifier, the power of your fireball spell will be expanded to several times the original, the original three fireballs killed a chicken, and now one fireball can kill a cow, of course, this is just an analogy, the specific data has to be tried by yourself to know ......" (to be continued......