25. First commentary
The plane landed in Houston, Huaben sat listlessly in his seat and sighed, seeing this, Mirisic played Huaben's first dogleg consciousness, ran over and comforted: "Captain, don't worry, this game is no problem, look, I have recently exercised a lot of muscles, I heard that the Chinese in Houston are most afraid of muscles, I will teach him a lesson." β
Huaben glanced at Mirisic disdainfully, and scolded: "Shit, the ghost is worried about this game, I want to know how I can get to the hotel safe and sound, damn, why do the reporters just stare at a small thing and not let go?" β
"It's not a trivial matter, Miss Bell's fiancΓ© is fighting a gangster in a nightclub for a young lady..." Prince grinned stupidly, but seeing that Huaben was staring at him with a murderous gaze, he quickly closed his mouth and picked up the tactical information that Brown had handed out.
Who is Bale's fiancΓ©? Hua Ben didn't understand why these people knew that the reporters were reporting scandals but still had to talk about it with taste, in fact, now he can't even see Bell's shadow, it is said that this little girl has run back to her mother's house - Xite, why do I say the word mother's house? She's still single!
For this game, Hua Ben looked very lightly, anyway, he didn't want to play, the team's victory or defeat was just a floating cloud for him: if he wins, he has no points to take, and if he loses, there is no point deduction.
Arrived at the Toyota Center Arena, Huaben received a big surprise, the game was broadcast live in the United States, TNT sent Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith, the golden pair, to narrate the game, the commentators were originally three people, and the other commentator Walker had something to do temporarily, TNT still had a headache, and the film crew just saw Huaben yawning boringly, so they called him to the bench by other ingenuity.
"Ben, I've been in the limelight lately, and your photogenic rate has caught up with me." Barkley extended his hand in a friendly manner, and at the same time did not forget to compliment himself.
Waben smiled bitterly, held the hands of Barkley and Smith, he shook his head and said: "Charles, you are still so humble, I am far worse than you, maybe the only thing that can be better than you is to grab rebounds and dunk." β
Barkley laughed after listening to the first half of the sentence, but the second half choked him, and Smith laughed, and there were not many people who could make Barkley speechless in the face, and he began to agree with the film crew's decision.
Smith talked about the film crew's invitation, and Brown shook his head and refused: "No way, Kenny, I'm not targeting you, in fact, the league has rules, you know that our players can't go anywhere other than sit on the bench and stand on the court." β
The NBA really has this rule, otherwise Hua Ben would have escaped the game a long time ago, and the experience of being watched as a clown is not good.
Originally, Hua Ben was hesitant, he hadn't been on the camera yet, but now as soon as Brown lifted out the NBA rules, his small universe immediately exploded, but he has always been angry about the league wrongly punishing him, "To hell with those rules, Larry, it's okay, I'm participating in this show recording, I think someone has to say something nice to our team, right?" β
Brown's trust in Waben was almost spoiled, and when he said this, the old coach shrugged his shoulders and went back to the bench to prepare for the tactics.
Barkley slapped Warburn on the shoulder and said appreciatively, "Well said, man, I thought there were only some castrated roosters left here since Dennis and I left, and you gave me hope for the league." Kenny, I bet Ben's future achievements might be on par with mine. β
Smith looked at Warben with pity and muttered, "God, that's too bad, doesn't that mean Ben won't get the ring in his career?" β
As soon as he heard this, Buckley suddenly collapsed, ring, ring, this is the most regrettable thing in his life.
The three of them got together and messed around, and the Rockets and Pistons should start preparing for the game. This is the first time the two teams have met this season, with one more to come in Detroit. According to the previous win percentage, the Pistons have won six of the last ten games and have a certain advantage. However, since the Rockets got Yao Ming last season, the team's offensive and defensive ability is no longer the same as before.
The Pistons fielded a lineup that continued from the past two games, with Oku at center, Mirisic at power forward, Prince at small forward, Billups at playmaking guard, and Hamilton at shooting guard. The Rockets also continued their previous starting lineup, with their new core Yao Ming at center, Eddie Griffin at power forward, Jim Jackson at small forward, Boss Fergus, an old friend of Chinese fans at guard, and Mobley at shooting guard.
The cheerleading girls danced their soft waists on the court, Barkley and Smith high-fived each other to signal the show to start recording, Wallace was still drooling at the pretty girls on the court, and the show was already being introduced.
"It's an all-American livestream, man, you'd better cheer up." The director shouted at Hua Ben, he didn't understand why the producer of the film crew invited a stunned young man to be a guest, and it should be his job to choose people. Thinking so, the white bearded man was a little indignant, and he whispered a 'fool'.
Hua Ben clearly heard every word of the director, his eyes were cold and he wanted to go crazy, but considering that he was facing an audience all over the United States, he held back the anger in his heart.
In fact, there is a big difference between ordinary communication and recording a show, when you are stared at by a huge camera, there will be a strong pressure in your heart, because your heart will say to yourself, man, don't look foreign, there are tens of millions of people staring at you now, if you are embarrassed, then you will not be able to raise your head for the next ten years.
Hua Ben is not a genius, in fact, he is indeed a stunned young man, when Barkley and Smith were chatting and fart, he started to get nervous, and now he regrets why he was such a guest. In fact, Hua originally planned to use TNT to help him turn around his reputation, so he was willing to participate in the recording of the show.
"If you lose, you don't lose, Lao Tzu fights." Waeben gritted his teeth and called out in his mind, "Smart Center, find the skills available in the hosting world, and the skill holder is Charles Barkley or Kenny Smith." β
"Dear host, the system has 2514 points, and after screening, it was found that the mastery-level skill 'Famous Mouth Host (Sports, Basketball)' (worth 500 points), the skill holders are Charles Buckley and Kenny Smith, according to the judgment of the system, I'm sorry, your friendship with Barkley and Smith has not reached 50%, and you can't absorb skills."
As soon as he heard this, Hua Ben almost got under the table, wasn't he, he couldn't absorb it? Only then did he realize that although this system was called a universal absorption system, it was not necessarily without any limitations.
"What the hell is Lao Tzu going to be embarrassed in front of the national audience?" Cold sweat instantly flowed down his backbone into the chrysanthemum, and Huaben was dumbfounded. Barkley and Smith chatted for a while, but found that Hua Ben next to him didn't say a word, just looked at the arena in a daze, the two were still depressed, the game didn't start, what are you doing watching the arena?
The director looked at the film crew vigorously, why should such an important program be mixed up with a stunned boy who doesn't know anything? Hurry up and get rid of him.
"Dear host, the system has 2514 points, and after screening, it was found that the familiar-level skill 'Freedom to host (entertainment, film and television)' (worth 200 points), the skill holder is Eva Longoria, according to the system's judgment, your friendship with Longoria has reached 50%, do you absorb skills? Notes: This skill can be fused with the abundant basketball information in the host's memory sea and transformed into a mastery-level skill 'Freedom to host (entertainment, basketball)'. "The intelligent center quickly gave a solution, so that the host can save trouble, and the host's opponent is unconscious, but it is its survival principle.
As soon as he heard this, Hua Ben was overjoyed, life is really inadvertently a little surprise, I can't imagine that Eva has such a good impression of herself, okay, you must contact you often in the future, "Absorb." β
Barkley coughed, cut the subject into the game early, and asked Waben, "Man, what do you think of this game?" β
Facing the camera again, Wafburn felt that he had a lot to say, he first smiled at the camera, and then said confidently: "You can ask the point, Charles, in fact, except for this arena, our Pistons are better than the Rockets, of course, if I am on the court, then this game is ten out of ten." β
The Rockets are Smith's old club, and he can't see others making fun of his old club, so he responded: "But now you're not there, Ben, I think the other five positions of the Rockets seem to be better than you all in addition to the arena, especially Chinese Yao, God, this guy is amazing, I love watching him play." β
As the men spoke, the game began, and Yao Ming and Mirisic jumped the ball.
At this time, Yao Ming has not gained weight, and his speed and agility are top in the NBA, he is six inches taller than Mirisic, and at the same time he jumps to grab the ball.
Francis is not the faltering Boss of the Queen, now he is an All-Star guard, as far as the current All-Star voting situation is concerned, he is second only to Kobe Bryant in the number of votes on the Western Conference lineback, and if there is no problem, he will beat the AI and Kidd in the All-Star Game next month.
got the ball, Francis seemed to have stepped on a small fire wheel, and suddenly rushed to the basket, Billups's defensive skills were solid, but he still made Francis a sieve. The Pistons player hasn't been on his feet yet, and he's already rushed into the restricted area to pick up the basket.
Houston fans cheered enthusiastically, and the Rockets' No. 3 jersey flag generally flew in the audience.
"Besides, we have a super Steve." Smith triumphantly added, "As long as Yao and Steve and Lao Mao get along well, I think they can win the championship, just like Hakim (Olajuwon), Kleiman (Glider Drexler) and I did." β
Hearing Smith say this, Huaben and Barkley looked at each other and made a vomit expression at the same time.
Smith didn't know Wabbon well so he let him go, but stared at Barkley and shouted, "Do you want another bet?" If the three of them can win the championship in the future, Charles, this time you kiss the soles of my feet! But I won't let you go this time like last time. β
Smith's final sentence comes from an allusion that Barkley looked down on Yao Ming last season and made a bet with Smith that if Yao Ming scored more than 19 points, he would kiss his partner's butt. As a result, not long after these words were spoken, Yao Ming scored 20 points against the Lakers, Barkley wanted to play tricks, and Smith only had to rent a donkey from the farm and let him kiss the donkey's ass (both ass and donkey are 'ass' in English, which is considered Smith letting him go). But I have to say here that although Barkley loves to talk nonsense, he is a true man who keeps his word.
Barkley suffered a loss last time, and this time he refuses to export easily, who knows what will happen in the future? He is familiar with the current NBA pattern, the league has no good inside line, once O'Neal retires, this Chinese Yao is likely to become the inside ruler, and it is unknown to win the championship at that time.
Hua Ben knew that the Rockets hadn't won the championship until Yao Ming retired, so he encouraged: "Promise him, Charles, that you're a real tough guy, let Kenny taste the soles of tough guys' feet - you'd better not wash your feet from today, this will help Kenny lose weight." β
Barkley smiled dryly and did not respond, pointing to the court and shouting, "Buckle him!" Guys, look, that lad hit a - shit, he's covered! β
Hua Ben turned his head to look, just in time to see Oku fall crookedly to the floor, and the basketball was slapped back by Yao Ming.
"This young man must be very cool on his head today." Smith was even more proud.
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