"There's something wrong." Rolling his eyes, Liu Yu looked at the salesman Lin Yan, "Leave him alone, my sister will help me wrap the phone, and the other accessories will be matched for me." ”

"Oh" Lin Yan was a little panicked, but she still nodded, she didn't understand why people were calling people at every turn, so she quietly glanced at Chen Meijiao, who was sassy, and then began to help Liu Yu run a business.

"Hmph, it's useless if you buy it, I guess you'll have to hand it over later." Chen Meijiao did not destroy, according to her man's surname, it is estimated that after a while, someone will definitely make this little man have a blue nose and swollen face, and then pay 180,000 yuan, of course, this mobile phone still has to be called, and she also saved that money.

"Sir, do you want to get a Unicom card or a mobile card?" Lin Yan smiled and asked.

"Well, let's move."

"Yes sir, it's all mobile cards here, you can choose the number you want."

In the end, Liu Yu chose an easy-to-remember number, and also charged 100 yuan for the phone bill, and also included a monthly rent, a local call of 1 cent-5, and no money was required for answering the phone.

The phone case is a gift, and it is a very cute anime coloring book on it.

Liu Yu was dissatisfied with the gift of more than 500M memory card, and decisively replaced it with a 128G large memory, this guy represents the storage capacity of small movies, for the current 1G2G size island country small movies, 128G memory cards can't put many pieces.

"Sir, the total discount is 6,500 yuan, do you pay cash or credit card?" Lin Yan looked at Liu Yu and smiled, she still had a good impression of this little brother.

"Swipe your card." took out his bank card, "By the way, don't always call me Mr. Sir, call me Liu Yu, by the way, sister, is there time at night?" Seeing the innocent Lin Yan, Liu Yu couldn't help but tease.

"Hehe, okay, I'll call you Liu Yu." took the bank card handed over by Liu Yu and swiped it, "Could it be that Liu Yu's younger brother wants to soak his sister?" You don't look as big as I am. ”

"Ahem, I'm actually 28 years old this year, but I'm too young." Coughing slightly, Liu Yu began to pretend to be 13 again, "Actually, it's a very troublesome thing to look too young, a few days ago when I was doing the bus, I saw Lin Zhiying right, Lin Zhiying, do you know?" ”

"You know, the old male god back then." Lin Yan blinked her eyes mischievously, which made Liu Yu's heart flutter.

"That's right, it's because I'm too young, I'm in my eighties this year, and I don't let you swipe the elderly card when you get on the car, saying that it's a lie about your age, and you say it's not a cheat."

“”

"It costs 3 yuan to brush once, and you can eat a fast food if you cook it a few more times, you see how wasteful, it's all money, oh, I'm also very worried about it in the future."

Lin Yan was stunned, "Enter the password."

"Oh, by the way, sister, will you have dinner in the evening?" I can't help but be naughty when I enter the password.

"No, I already have a boyfriend."

What's the horse? Saliva in vain. Liu Yu shook his head, "Alas, a good cabbage will make the pig arch, and the password will be lost." ”

“”

After collecting the invoice and putting the new mobile phone Love Crazy 12S in his pocket, Liu Yu picked up the information and was about to leave.

"What? Want to go? Chen Meijiao saw that Liu Yu was about to leave after finishing her mobile phone, so she hurriedly stepped forward to stop her and sneered, "What?" Scared? Weren't you arrogant just now? ”

"I'll go" Liu Yu, who was just thinking about how to appear in front of Yun Jie, was startled by Chen Meijiao, who suddenly appeared, "Auntie, can you not be scary?" It doesn't matter if you affect the cityscape, but it's your fault that you affect the cityscape and come out scary. He hugged his chest with a look of fear, as if someone was going to insult him.

"You are the aunt, and your whole family is an aunt." stomped his foot hard, and the foundation on his face was detached, "Husband, he bullied me, did your people come?" ”

"Coming soon, coming soon." Huang Jian was refreshed when he saw Chen Meijiao's pouting appearance, especially the lips with an incomparable sense of surname, with him for many years, not only proficient in blowing, playing and singing, but also singing every night Thinking of this, one meter and five Huang Jian was shamefully hard.

"Boy, don't go."

"I kind of didn't call your mother to try it, uh, forget it, your mother is too old, let's call you sister." Liu Yu touched his nose, looked at Huang Jian's fat figure of 1.5 meters and wanted to laugh, a round and chubby sphere.

"You" Huang Jian was so angry that high blood pressure came up, you must know that your body of one meter and five meters weighs 180 pounds, this obesity and high blood pressure are unavoidable, and his own night flow in the past few Chinese New Year's Eve is also making himself more vulnerable. But how? This thing is as addictive as taking drugs.,I now have 5 lovers.,Each of them uses sperm sucking on themselves like a succubus.**,No one can stand it for a long time.,But that kind of temptation I can't refuse.。

"Oh, you're sick, and you're not very sick." Liu Yu's eyes flashed, and he suddenly laughed like a new world.

Although Liu Yu belongs to the "Hehuan Sect", unlike the Maoshan Dao that will disagree with the Huang Zhi to pass through all diseases in the world, some easy ones will still be seen, after all, the "Hehuan Sect" is good at touching acupoints, and some diseases can be completely treated with true qi.

What the? Internal? No problem, it's okay if you're really angry.

What the? Inflammation? No problem, it's really angry that the virus is all wiped out.

What the? Kidney deficiency and cirrhosis? It's all fine, it's still really a little bit of a solution.

What the? AIDS? Well, don't waste money on this, you're going to die anyway.

So at a glance, you know that this yellow and cheap thing has high blood pressure, diabetes, kidney deficiency and a bit of premature ejaculation.

But it's not too serious, and it can last for three minutes.

"You're sick, I'll tell you, don't frame people." Huang Jian's eyes were a little flustered, and he didn't have any confidence to speak.

"Well, what's so embarrassing about kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation, it's normal for people to get this disease now." Liu Yu condescendingly looked at the one-meter-five yellow sword and laughed.

Laugh, laugh, did you laugh today?

"You" Huang Jian stared at him with big eyes and a look of surprise, while Chen Meijiao on the side also looked at Liu Yu incredulously.

"You talk nonsense, I can usually last 20 minutes." Huang Jian was so angry that his face was red, the man hated others the most, and he actually let the other party say his illness, could it be that the private clinic betrayed me?

No way, I spent tens of thousands.

"Well, let's not talk about the medicine, that thing doesn't feel anything at all." patting Huang Jian's chubby body, Liu Yu shook his head with a heavy face.

"I'm looking from afar, above the moon" Suddenly, Huang Jian's cell phone rang

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