Who proposed it for one night, I'm fucking your mother, and it's full of the body fragrance of small thistles. I can't stand it anymore.

(The main character, a typical guy who gets cheap and sells well.) As an author, I despise you. ）

I jumped up, walked outside, and after making a fire outside, I lay there and squinted a little.

Just after I squinted, there was a little sound outside. I looked over and found a woman in a red shirt appearing, her body was unusually strange and unpredictable, and I didn't know who it was.

"Looks like I'm not the only one who can't sleep today."

After a low sentence, he threw a branch into it, then jumped down and chased after the woman in red.

After a few deletions, he appeared in front of the woman in red.

"Who's coming! Why do you want to break into my Huashan? ”

I looked over and saw a slightly serious face, with a little cuteness on it.

The woman waved her hand slightly: "You don't care who I am, of course I'm here to find someone." I advise you, get out of the way. ”

I smiled faintly: "Your Excellency's martial arts are exquisite, I think, it's not just as simple as finding someone." Or rather, who are you? ”

The woman snorted faintly: "It seems that you kid is really bold." That's what you asked me. If that's the case, let's see the real chapter under our hands. After saying this, the woman's sleeves flicked, and the robe on her body suddenly flew up, and then she stretched out a finger and pointed at me as fast as lightning.

When I saw this scene, I was immediately shocked. The woman's first reaction to me was to be fast. It's lightning fast. Although she has weaknesses all over her body, the speed is too fast, and as soon as the previous weakness appears, it will immediately be covered up by her and become another move. And at this moment, there is no chance for people to react at all.

I'm afraid that even the top masters will be restrained by her trick when they see it.

I immediately pulled out the Baiyang Sword behind me and sealed it with a sword. Immediately resisted. Then after I took dozens of defensive moves in succession, I used a Tai Chi sword technique, only to see the appearance of a circle on the left and a circle on the right, and for a while, several circles appeared around me. And every move of the woman was carried by my sword ring, and I couldn't help but retreat.

After a few rounds of fighting, the woman pulled back. A stroke of the hand appeared and swept towards me.

I swirled my sword, drew a circle, and pointed ahead. The circle flew out, swept up against the woman's energy.

The two forces collided, and the internal breath spread out to the surroundings.

"This friend, I don't know who you are, but it's not a wise choice to come to my Huashan to commit trouble. Say, who the hell are you? I looked like a woman in red, and asked directly.

The woman in red shook her hand and said, "I'll say more, I'm here to see a friend." You still don't want to believe it. If you don't believe it, you can tell Linghu to rush out and know. ”

I looked at her and said, "Do you know Senior Brother?" ”

The woman in red laughed: "In this world, is there another one who can't make the fox rush?" ”

After thinking for a moment, I clenched my fists and said, "Since you are a friend of Senior Brother, please go up." ”

The woman in red turned around: "No, I still have some things, so I won't bother." I'll come back later, and when the time comes, don't stop me! ”

I shook my head, not knowing what the woman meant.

After the woman left, I went back to the cave where I and Little Thistle were.

I looked inside a little and was relieved to see that the little thistle hadn't woken up.

Huh! No, she didn't wake up, so why should I breathe? Forget it, I don't want to do it. Let's quit the game and take a look.

So, I leaned against the mountain wall and lay there. Then he closed his eyes and quit the game.

When I got back to the real world, I looked at the time, and it was time to go to school. So I went back to school.

came to the school, at this time, Hua Wu came over: "Brother, tell you one, it's not good news." ”

I looked at him and couldn't help but be a little curious: "Tell me, what is going on?" ”

Hua Wu looked a little helpless and said, "Do you remember Lu Xuanchen?" ”

"Remember! Isn't he the same Xiao Yan? What's the matter, could it be that he has become a vegetative person? "I suddenly felt that something was wrong.

"If that's the case, I won't tell you. He just came to me and asked you to wait for him on the rooftop after school today. Said he was looking for you. I see, this time, you are destined to be more than lucky. Come on, brother, give me one last hug, maybe this is the last time I'll see you. Hanano said to the end, opening her hands, as if waiting for me to hug her.

"Die! It's like parting with life and death. Forget about that, when school is over, won't everything be clear? ”

I waved my hand and ignored him. This guy, I really don't know what to think.

After school, I went as promised. In order to prevent some accidents, I told the old ladies to lie in ambush below, and as long as I did not go down after a certain time, they would come up and take a look, and then act on the opportunity.

After that, Lu Xuanchen appeared as promised.

"I didn't expect you to ask me to meet here?"

"I didn't expect you to be punctual."

Then, the two of us looked at each other, and gradually, the time that I had agreed with my sister and them came.

And then......

"Let go of my brother! ――”

The old lady rushed over first, Lu Xuanchen was frightened, and a mouthful of saliva squirted out, directly on my face.

"Mom! Eye. Sister, I have a grudge against you, my eyes are almost useless. ”

I covered my eyes and shouted. Lu Xuanchen looked helpless and said, "This matter has nothing to do with me. ”

The old lady came over and took me directly into her arms, just in time, buried in something. It's good that everyone knows this, don't talk nonsense. Otherwise, I sue for slander.

"I warn you, my brother is the only one we can bully, don't even think about it." The old lady had an expression of wanting to eat people, and said to Lu Xuanchen.

Lu Xuanchen stood up: "It doesn't matter. By the way, don't forget the dream alone, what I told you. Be careful of thistle, if I'm not mistaken, she might know where your other virtual body is. ”

I can't even nod my head now, so I have to reach out and grab my sister. I'm suffocating.

The old lady let go: "Brother, what's wrong with you!" Lu Xuanchen, he has an enmity with you, you actually want to strangle him. ”

I was pinched by you, let go, I'm about to suffocate to death in Zaijia.

(Let's YY first, a few days later.) Meng Buping and others attended Meng Duyan's funeral. Hua Wu sighed: "Hey! Poor thing. At a young age, it was really not easy to be suffocated to death by Meng Buping like this. ”

Lin Yu threw the white flower over: "Uncle Duyan, we will remember you." ”

He Tieshou threw a white flower: "Cousin, I'm sorry." You weren't suffocated by me. Ahh ――”）

Die, Lao Tzu is not dead yet, you are so anxious to curse me.

(Author's words: "Big brother, don't you think it's very interesting to write like this?") What kind of death is killed, I'm afraid it's the dream of all men. Your sister can be called a murder weapon in the world! ”）

I, I, I, I, I really don't have anything to say.

Forget it, since that Lu Xuanchen has become better, all things will be talked about later.

However, there is one thing that has not yet been figured out, it stands to reason that after we killed Xiao Yan in the game. It should be in our coalition army, Xiao Yan's name will disappear. I want to choose a new deputy alliance leader from scratch, but why is Xiao Yan's name still on it?

Forget it, I don't think about these things, I'll talk about it later. It's that little thistle, if you have time in the future, ask if you ask, maybe you'll know the whole story.

When I got home, I washed up and jumped on the bed. After lying down for a while, my sister got out of my quilt, and then I was immediately frightened.

"I'll go! Sister, you want to scare your brother to death. My soul was almost scared to death by you. ”

"Hee-hee-hee! Have you forgotten that I have done this before. But it didn't come out at the beginning. ”

I'll go, you still remember, you got me straight away. Forget it, the past is unbearable.

The old lady opened her mouth to be on the tip of my nose, and said with a smile: "You kid, you have been really dishonest lately. It's like when I was a child, kicking the quilt all day long. Tell me, you've had a few days of your own time without a quilt. ”

Well, at least, when I was in the real world, I didn't seem to remember much that I hadn't slept a few times.

"Hee-hee! Just look at the way you look, you don't know at all. Every Sunday through Thursday, you basically don't have a time when you don't kick the quilt. Every day, several of us are guarding you, and as soon as you kick the quilt, we will cover you. If we have the chance, we are all rushing to cover you. Look, it's like you're sleeping, it's so cute! ”

As she spoke, the old lady took out her mobile phone and opened a photo of me.

I'll grab it, I'll go! When did you shoot it, this is a candid shot, I want to hit the political axe 110. Speaking of which, how can it be called cute, such an ugly sleeping position is not good. Delete delete, delete decisively.

The old lady laughed: "Delete it, delete it." Proving your appearance, we all posted it on the Internet, and after that, many people replied, either talking about their girlfriends or their boyfriends. Hehe! The picture of your sleeping door is very popular right now. ”

I looked at my sister: "I'm misanthropic!" Then he fell straight backwards.

Just laugh, just laugh proudly.

But fortunately, even if you don't log in, the game character will complete it by yourself, the current main line. So don't be careful, too many things. Since everyone's skills are installed, they won't be replaced, so you won't be caught off guard when you log in.

"Anyway...... Sister, why don't you go to sleep by yourself. It has to be with me. ”

The old lady took out her mobile phone, took a few shots, and said, "We played cards, and in the end I won alone, so I came over." Ha ha! I didn't expect that I would win in the end. How about it, your sister and I are amazing. ”

I'm speechless, you guys are using me as a bargaining chip, have you ever thought about my own feelings? You bastards.

"That's right, Miko! I haven't seen her in days. ”

The old lady played with her mobile phone and said, "She! It is said that during this time, she has some temporary things, so she is not there during this time. It is said that she plans to come back to see you after she has taken care of some things. I think there may be a time when she won't come back. ”

I nodded, we might end up meeting in the game anyway. It's the old lady, do you dare......

"Sister, do you dare to stick it closer! Although we have already agreed to your relationship, something is wrong, but I am not mentally prepared for it! ”

The old lady looked at me, and after I finished yelling, she hugged me directly: "Hehe! Hug. Ask for a hug. ”

I went, and said that it was equal to not saying it.

The old lady looked at me with a cute face, then licked my and said, "Brother, you have to treat my sister well!" ”

I'll go, it's so itchy.

Remember, Dream Alone, you must remember that you must not mess with yourself. That's right.

Simba! Give me strength so that my soul may rest.

O Lord! Forgive me, no matter what I say today, I'm going to go. (To be continued.) )