Chapter Twenty-Five: Lost at Sea
"Damn! Why does the master have no surname so much! He even beat his disciples in public! Dream Evil covered his swollen pig's face and kept complaining, next to him, there were the Diao Chan people who had been snickering.
Hawkers, the shameless greed before the dream evil completely caused the volcano in Zuo Ci's heart to erupt, so he very unceremoniously took out the Pangu banner and directly gave the dream evil a 20 times gravity. Although 20 times the gravity is nothing to Dream Evil now, does he dare to resist? In other words, he had lost his confidence when he saw Zuo Ci's old face, which had been completely blackened.
Well, although it is said that Mengxi usually does not give Zuo Ci face, it is worth noting that he will never give Zuo Ci face when Yu Ji and Nanhua are present, which is also where Mengxi is smart.
It's just that...... Just because you endure the dream doesn't mean that others can endure it, at least, there is a person who seems to have a great background among the people present. Seeing that Mengxie was knocked to the ground and kicked by Zuo Ci, and even Yu Ji and Nanhua couldn't help but make up for the two kicks, Miss Diao Chan was dissatisfied.
"Master! Two uncles! Are you kicking it well? Diao Chan's tone was so cold, it made the three immortals, who had long forgotten what the cold was like, felt a little unbearable.
"Hah...... Ha ha...... Aren't we cooperating with the evil child to make fun~ Otherwise, the scene of separation is really uncomfortable......" Zuo Ci looked at the senior brother who looked like he was fine, and could only come out helplessly and laugh.
Well, no matter what, before leaving, with the bitter meat trick of the dream evil and the silver power of the sable cicada, the dream evil succeeded in a bad thing. For example, the boat that is sitting right now......
It is 20 meters high and 10 meters wide, and there is an energy cannon on it, and the material for making it is unknown, anyway, it is not gold, wood or iron. Driven by energy, the top speed is 500 kilometers per hour, well, God knows how the speed at sea is calculated. In short, it was such a ship, because the dream heresy said that it was going to go by sea, and it was robbed by Diao Chan's classmates. By the way, the black hole has now become the clothes of the dream demon, and it also functions as a mobile warehouse. But in this way, wouldn't it be impossible to help defend it?
On the sea off Penglai Island, Dream Evil They looked at the scenery in front of them excitedly, Hawkers, although it was swollen into a pig's head before, but Dream Evil has a strong recovery ability.
"Senior brother! I can't imagine that there is such a beautiful scenery above the sea, and now Senior Sister knows why you must insist on taking the sea route. Diao Chan looked at the scenery in front of him and sighed.
"Humph! Is that! "Dream evil smugly responded. But having said that, in fact, his real idea is just because of a little, I don't know what to do in the Han Dynasty now, so he just went to the sea to play, anyway, he was quite obsessed with One Piece in his previous life.
Dream Evil, Diao Chan and Sanzang are looking at the scenery here, and Zhao Yun and Lu Bu are ...... over there Well, actually sleeping. Alas, wood is wood.
On the sea, seagulls fly from time to time, and a few dolphins jump, this kind of picture fascinates the Diao Chan who has never left Penglai Island, and also makes the dream evil and Sanzang who have never been out of the sea very interested, and before you know it, it will be dark.
"It's time to eat!" The dream demon shouted in a loud voice, "Huh? Time to eat? Lu Bu and Zhao Yun stood up in a daze, and swayed and touched the sound. Brother! Bro! You two are too sleepy! Dream Evil looked at the two stunned guys speechlessly and complained. It is said that when the meal was ready, he found that Lu Bu and Zhao Yun were actually sleeping...... Well? Sleeping and cooking? Naturally, it's Sanzang and Diao Chan, by the way, the ingredients and everything are taken out of the black hole on the dream demon's body, and they are absolutely guaranteed to be fresh!
"Hehe, no way, I really don't have much interest in those scenery, and Xiaoyun has no interest in driving the boat for a while, so we just ran to sleep." Lu Bu said with a smile while eating. Well, this kid doesn't seem to be interested in anything other than jousting.
"Huh? Xiaoyun already knows how to sail? Dream Evil asked in surprise, he didn't know that there was such a thing, no wonder he thought the ship's course was strange before.
"Hehe~" Zhao Yun touched his head and smirked, hmm...... It seems that he took Yume's words as a compliment......
Eat and drink......
"By the way, junior brother, when will we get to Qingzhou?" Diao Chan asked suddenly. Well, this girl is a little tired of watching the scenery for a day, after all, the sea...... In fact, it can be fresher at first, after all, whoever looks at the exact same scenery all the time will be a little unbearable.
"Uh...... I'll take a look......" Dream Evil casually took out the chart, and the result was ...... "Uh...... I can't understand yes...... "Dream evil smile is so natural, but it's hard for others to laugh along."
"What?! You don't understand?! Diao Chan looked at the dream evil in surprise and asked.
"That...... No way, I haven't learned this thing......" Dream Evil muttered resignedly.
This expression suddenly made Diao Chan fall into a feeling of powerlessness, especially when she saw that Lu Bu and Zhao Yun were still eating Husai heartlessly, while Sanzang kept sandwiching dishes for the dream demon. Well, the three big brothers and sisters didn't realize how horrible this thing was.
"So where are we now?" Diao Chan asked a little weakly, or rather, she barely had the strength to speak now. ”
"......" Dream Evil was silent.
"Then are we still on our way to Qingzhou?"
"......" Dream Evil was silent.
Well, if the dream evil was replaced by someone else, I'm afraid that the blood would have been spattered by now, but unfortunately, Diao Chan could only hold his forehead and be silent in the end.
At this time, Lu Bu and Zhao Yun, who seemed to have eaten enough, finally found that something was wrong, but after understanding the situation, Lu Bu said casually, "It's okay, it's a big deal to fly back~" And Zhao Yun on the side also nodded again and again, saying that this kid hasn't used it much since he learned to fly.
"You ...... Alas......" Diao Chan looked at this group of guys with some weakness, and suddenly found that he seemed to be on a terrible thief ship.
Early the next morning, Dream Demon was kicked out of bed by Diao Chan and asked to find the right route immediately. The helpless dream evil could only pull Lu Bu and Zhao Yun to fly into the air to check around.
"Don't get too far from the ship, or you'll be in trouble if you lose it......," the dream evil commanded.
However, as soon as Meng Xie finished saying this, he heard Zhao Yun shouting excitedly, "See! See the land! ”
"What?!" Dream Evil was shocked, is it so simple? Just following the direction pointed by Zhao Yun, "Nima, it's really land......" Dream Evil thought speechlessly, although the land is still very vague, but with Dream Evil's current eyesight, he can still see a rough idea, well, at least it can be determined that it is not a small island.
Found the land, although I don't know if it's Qingzhou, but at least, Dream Evil can not worry about staying on this ship at night. Well, to be honest, he himself is a little annoyed, after all, not everyone can stand aimlessly drifting on the sea. At least Dream Evil now finds that he is not fit to be a pirate.
"Humph! That's pretty much it, if you can't land today, you're ready to sleep on the deck! "When he heard that he had found land, Diao Chan suddenly let out a cruel word, which suddenly made the dream evil face full of black lines." Eldest sister, I found you and still said that, what are you talking about? ”
With a goal, there is no need to keep wandering around the sea, the dream evil immediately let Zhao Yun turn on his horsepower, and immediately saw the boat turn into a white line and speed towards the land.
"Senior brother, I didn't expect them to get lost...... a familiar voice sounded in mid-air, if they could hear the dream evil, they would definitely exclaim, "Third Senior Uncle, why did you run here?" ”
Yes, Nanhua was on top of the ship of Mengxie just now, not only Nanhua, but even Zuo Ci.
"Hehe, this is very much in line with the confused surname of the stinky boy of the evil child~" Zuo Ci said with a chuckle, but ...... Old man, don't you have to be so happy!
"So what now? Go tell them the facts, and then point them in the direction of Middle-earth? Nanhua asked casually, but what kind of expression do you have? Why don't you look like you want to?
"Ignore them, isn't the country here trading with the Han Dynasty anyway? How could they not go back? Zuo Ci waved his hand and said with an indifferent expression.
"That'...... We don't care? Although Nanhua asked, there was an expression of approval on his face...... Alas, how much do these two old men hate the blackmail of the dream evil leaving?
"Well, no matter, let's go! Get back! The old immortals seem to be getting together a lot lately, and I'm worried about some conspiracy. Zuo Ci said with some solemnity, okay, why does this old man care so much about Zhang Jiao?
"What? These old immortals still dare to come out and be embarrassed? Do you need to show me? Nanhua became excited when he heard this, and hurriedly asked.
"Let's see, they may not dare to shoot directly at the corner." Zuo Ci waved his hand and disappeared directly, and Nanhua hurriedly followed. Poor Dream Evil and his party, these two old men have obviously forgotten about them.
And what about the dream evil them? Naturally, they didn't know that their master and uncle were still dangling on their heads just now, and now, the excitement of the upcoming landing had already made them forgetful.
"When I get ashore, I'm going to get some sleep! I've been hanging around in this hellish place, and I can't sleep well! You must know that lack of sleep is a woman's natural enemy! Diao Chan kept complaining, and the dream evil who was obviously complaining about the target could only stand aside obediently and listen, what did he dare to say?
"Xiaoyun, you have to remember that there are countless strong people in the land of the Han Dynasty, and you have to hide behind your senior brother when the time comes......" Lu Bu said with a look of "brother is here to protect you", but unfortunately, he was interrupted by Zhao Yun in the middle of his words.
"Okay, senior brother! Xiaoyun still doesn't know what you mean? Isn't it just that you want to quickly improve your cultivation through constant battles? Just say no? You don't say how can Xiaoyun know? You said that Xiaoyun would definitely not dare to rob you with your senior brother...... "I don't know why, Zhao Yun suddenly had the rush to incarnate Tang Seng, is it because he suddenly left his parents, and his surname became skinny?"
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