The lights are on!

When TD, an international metropolis, entered the most leisurely and prosperous period of the day, Li Tongfan, who had returned from the party, was lying in his small rental house of less than 20 square meters with anger and scolding!

"Fake, a stinky bitch who worships foreign flattery!"

Lying flat on the bed, with his feet cocked, and three bottles of beer in his stomach, Li Tongfan was still angry!

Thinking of the scene at today's party, Li Tongfan felt that there was a kitten in his heart that kept scratching and scratching, and he couldn't wait to find a sandbag to hang up and beat him hard!

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"Ah, isn't this our great talent Li? Why have you been working for two years and still riding such a broken bike? ”

"Li Dacaizi, where is the high school? Yes? Resigned...... It's not going to be fired, is it? ”

"I'm going abroad, going to Spain, I'll introduce you, this is my fiancé León, Spanish builder ......"

"I said you're not young anymore, why are you still single, fortunately, we ...... at the beginning"

In front of many college classmates, this woman, who was once Li Tongfan's first girlfriend, leaned up with a proud chin, a snow-white neck like a swan's soft neck, and charming eyes full of contempt......

Li Tongfan's face was pale, and the classmates around him were talking and laughing, only a few friends who were close to him came over, glared at the woman viciously, patted Li Tongfan on the shoulder, and pulled him aside.

Li Tongfan didn't say a word, he was poor and short-sighted, and any rebuttal would attract endless ridicule from the other party, but what he said was the truth......

……

Lying on the bed, thinking about the vicious mockery of his first girlfriend Huang Lidan over and over again, Li Tongfan couldn't help but get up and poured two more Qingdao beers, and fell asleep in a daze!

Bitch, I'll make you regret it!

Li Tongfan decided to start looking for a job tomorrow, make money, no longer mess around, and live like a man!

Invincible Dividing Line*********************

Bang bang bang!

Bang bang!

Urgent knocks on the door after another pulled the sleepy Li Tongfan back from Zhou Gong!

Is it the landlord?

A thought flashed through his mind, Li Tongfan suddenly fell asleep, he had been in arrears of rent for more than ten days, presumably the fat woman came to urge the rent again!

With a sigh, Li Tongfan got up, patted his face with cold water, and drafted four or five excuses to deal with the fat woman landlord in this one-eighth of an hour in this one-eighth of an hour, squeezed out a smile that was more ugly than crying, and carefully opened the door......

Outside the door are two foreigners in suits and leather shoes, with blond hair and blue eyes!

I don't know a foreigner, have you found the wrong person?

Choose! Disturb Lao Tzu to sleep!

Li Tongfan retracted his smiling face, and was about to close the door to have a return to sleep, the foreigner closest to the door reacted quickly, pushed the door panel, Jin Cancan's head stuck in through the crack in the door, and asked politely in a broken Chinese:

"Excuse me, are you Mr. Rice Bucket?"

Are you a rice bucket?

Li Tongfan is very angry, don't think that you are a foreigner and you can scold people casually, if it weren't for the height and strength of these two buddies, Li Tongfan might immediately sprinkle all the bird's anger of the woman at yesterday's party on these two unlucky foreigners.

"There are no rice buckets here, if you want to find a rice bucket, please call 110"

Li Tongfan snorted angrily and put down a cruel word, withdrew the foreigner, and slammed the door shut. Fake, dead foreigner, dare to scold me!

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However, God destined that today is the most extraordinary day in Li Tongfan's life!

So when he slept until almost ten o'clock, there was a knock on the door again!

Bang bang!

Jump up and open the door, Fake, it's still those two foreigners!

"It's not over, be careful that I sue you for disturbing ......"

Li Tongfan was furious, and was about to slam the door, when suddenly a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old young man jumped out from behind the foreigner, dragged the black briefcase in his hand to the ground, kicked the door open, rushed in and pressed Li Tongfan on the bed, stuck his neck, and screamed with great hatred:

"I'm going to strangle you, you bastard who found a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother......"

"Fack, I'll kill ......"

Li Tongfan was halfway through a dirty sentence, and suddenly found that this resentful Bancun riding on his body was actually his acquaintance, college classmate Fan Zuang.

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"Didn't you kid go to Spain to work as a football journalist, why did you come back again?"

Li Tongfan cleaned up his messy hut and invited his old classmates to sit down and talk. The two foreigners squeezed in with a smirk and a "hippie smile", and it seemed that they were Fan Zuang's acquaintances.

"Damn, I still have to ask you, why did you become the manager of Real Madrid all of a sudden? You're a monkey, huh? Monkey King seventy-two changes? Fan Zuo's eyes widened like copper bells, and he looked at Li Tongfan's expression as if he was looking at an alien, and he trembled with excitement.

“？ Real Madrid manager? ”

Li Tongfan was stunned, immediately got up and found a cup and poured a cup of boiling water, and then began to rummage through the drawers.

"What are you doing?" Fan Zuang was inexplicable.

"There are still a few tablets left over from the last fever, hurry up and drink it, lie down and rest here for a while, and I'll help you call a doctor!"

"Thank you!" Fan Zuang subconsciously replied, suddenly came to his senses, rushed over and kicked Li Tongfan to the ground: "Lao Tzu is not sick, you have really become the head coach of Real Madrid!" ”

Hello, I'm the divider***********

Sitting deeply on the leather sofa in the living room of Sheraton Room 1201, the most luxurious five-star hotel in TD City, Li Tongfan felt like he had an absurd dream!

Why?

If you are like Li Tongfan, after graduating from college, you spent less than two years in a broken advertising company and were fired because you found out that the boss and Xiaomi were in close contact with the office, and you became a jobless vagrant and couldn't even pay the rent before 250 yuan a month, suddenly someone told you that you would become the head coach of Real Madrid, the greatest club in the 21st century on the planet, and you would be as helpless as Li Tongfan now!

It's not a lie, is it?

This was Li Tongfan's first reaction after hearing the news, but when Fan Zuang and the two foreigners drove him to the five-star Sheraton Hotel in a business Mercedes-Benz and showed all the documents and contracts, he found out, well, this ...... Seem...... Seemingly...... It's possible to be playing for real!

The person in charge of the foreigner side is called Carlosbucero, who is said to be the deputy general manager of Real Madrid, a group of six people, who is responsible for the "signing" of the head coach.

As for the big reporter Fan Zuang, as the chief sports reporter of the Sohu Sports Channel in Madrid, he has dealt with Real Madrid Club a lot in the past two years. Therefore, the selection of the head coach this time is Chinese, so for the sake of convenience, the club's vice president Carlosbucero invited him to be in charge of contact.

Of course, none of this is a problem, and most importantly, how could such a ridiculous thing happen?

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