When we came to school, we only felt a little dizzy, and we still didn't mention the matter of our tardiness......

However, even if I don't mention it, I will be punished alone.

Three thousand words of inspection, plus running around the field. Now, that's all I have to do, and I'll talk about doing these things well. I'm a person who doesn't like to spend my brains, so I ran first.

(Actually, it was the teacher who called it, and he didn't like to lose face, so he insisted that he didn't like to use his brain, and the ghost believed what you said.) ）

After running, his feet were weak and he collapsed at the table.

The old lady walked over, took a notebook, and said, "Look at this, how about it?" ”

I looked over and said, "Today, it's school time, and I didn't want to be late. He Nai last night,xxoo,ooxx&%&%¥,xxoo......"

looked over and said, "Sister, you are bullying me." ”

Hua Wuji, this kid, walked over, took the notebook, looked at it, and said with a look of disdain: "You kid, just kidnap my second master." Nima's! What do you mean by this, your provocation to our Flower Shifting Palace. ”

I snorted casually, ignoring him. Hua Wuji, this kid, probably saw that my expression was not pleasing to the eye, so he wanted to grab my clothes and lift me up. But my sister's speed, a little faster than him, took the lead in reaching out and stopped.

Hua Wujian said: "Second Master, what are you doing here?" This kid, this kid ......" said this, slapping his palm on the table.

I then went to sleep and didn't care about their affairs, and followed the noise of their Flower Palace, which was my business.

I slept alone until the afternoon, and I slept until the moment when I was woken up by the teacher.

handed in the review book and went back with the old lady first.

After I went back, I didn't see my father at home, and I suddenly felt strange. Dad, where did he go?

My sister and I didn't want to cook, so we ......

"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors......"

The infinite cycle is endless, everyone loses, and they all say yes, two wins in three games, three wins in five games, four wins in seven games, etc.

So, we've been coming, thirty-one innings, and now it's sixteen to fifteen. The old lady is ahead.

I said yes, thirty-three rounds, seventeen wins.

In the end, I lost again.

The old lady smiled, extremely proud, extremely arrogant. I shrugged my nose and looked over: "Sister, you can't bear to let your brother cook." ”

The old lady looked over: "Nima's!" You don't want to go. ”

Just go, what's the matter......

Oh! Cut to the hand.

The old lady laughed, and once she cooked, cut her hands five times, and splashed oil ten times.

The old lady took a bite and said, "This one is too salty, this one is too light, this one is too astringent, this one is too bitter, this one is ......."

I yelled, "You're [***]! If you don't eat it, don't eat it, where do you get so many opinions. ”

The old lady didn't say anything, took a breath, and squirted out: "This is spicy and salty, and it doesn't let people live." ”

I looked over and said disdainfully: "If you like to eat or not, if you don't eat and pull down, you don't have a ration." ”

My sister looked at it and snorted, "I want you to take care of it, give it to me." Then, she stuffed an apple in, but I couldn't spit it out or bite it.

After a few bites of casual eating, the old lady left. Hemp batch, give me Lao Tzu and I'll take the apples off.

After the old lady went up, I forcibly bit it down, and then reluctantly swallowed it. After swallowing it, he took a bite: "It's quite sweet." ”

At night, I fell asleep on the bed, and after sleeping for a while, I only felt a chill in my lower body, and a burst of wetness. I just feel that my whole body is hot.

Gradually, a soft, smooth feeling slowly moved from the lower abdomen to the chest.

I was awakened and saw my quilt towering for no apparent reason. I pulled up the quilt and saw that it was my old sister. The old lady looked at it and smiled. I covered it and said, "Hallucination, hallucination!" ”

Then, I pulled it away again, only to see the old lady sticking out her tongue and licking it. I covered it again and said to myself, "Hallucination, hallucination!" "But I don't believe what I think this time.

After pulling away, the old lady was a little unhappy and said, "What do you mean by this?" Tired or not, come over to me. Then he dragged me in.

After a night of wind and fire, the old lady seemed very calm, but I was like a girl who was forced.

The old lady laughed, crawled over, fell into my ear, and said with a smile: "What are you afraid of, I am not, your real sister." Actually, when you were born, I was already a one-year-old child. When I was five years old, I was checked back by my father. At that time, you were not sensible, and most of the time, you were with me. ”

Sister, how can you say these things, what is the purpose of the matter?

At this time, the whole person was enchanting, as if I had never seen it before.

The old lady said: "Brother! Actually, when you were ten years old, I already had some, secretly liked you. The first time I heard this name, I thought I would have a younger sister. When you smile, you look very cute, a little similar to a girl, very cute. But when I found out that you were a boy, I realized that I really liked you. ”

I looked over and the old lady kissed me and kissed me on the forehead.

I'm not shy anymore, my sister and a woman are so bold, if I'm a man so unhappy, don't I underestimate it.

I put up the quilt, and the two of them became hot. But I always feel a little bit of guilt. The old lady exhaled blue breath and blew it in my ear, only to feel a burst of itching.

The next day, the two of us woke up one after another.

We went out and walked towards the school together.

After coming to school, the old lady sat next to me, and at this time, Liu Yi came over and said, "I said, you two, why didn't you log in to the game yesterday?" ”

I was embarrassed, but the old lady said, "Yesterday, I tutored my brother, so I didn't enter the game." ”

Liu Yi nodded and sat down.

Tutorial? Last night, you tutored me, what is it?

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