Su Du has always been convinced that as a man who has crossed the rebirth, he has not encountered stupidity. Brain-pushing. The crippled official wealth. Second generation. The plot of forcing a slap in the face, and then pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and slapping the face, is not a complete rebirth.

It's just the official wealth of the god-favored world. The quality of the second generation seems to be quite high, in his previous life, Su Du has only encountered a slap in the face that has not exceeded the number of slaps, but in this life, he has not encountered this kind of thing. So Su Du has not been able to lift his spirits for shopping or something, and some time ago, when he accompanied the angel girl to go shopping, he would occasionally talk in his heart that Mao was not rich. The second generation came out to tune. Play Lao Tzu's sister, so that Lao Tzu can pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger and have a good meal or something like that.

Could it be that Lao Tzu's sister is not of high quality enough, at that time, Su Du also looked at Kassandra, Fiindola and Kara with strange eyes, and he didn't see anything about them that did not meet the aesthetics of men in the divine world.

Uh, in fact, Su Du forgot, although it is a very hateful thing for him to take the three angel girls out to show affection, but the angel girls' wings clearly indicate their identity as "god concubines", unless they are really stupid. Brain-pushing. disabled, otherwise how many people would dare to tune it. Play the three gods.

But this time, Su Du brought 8 Loli - in the eyes of some people, Jiuyuan and Nightweed are barely in the scope of Lori - to the children's clothing store where strange uncles gathered, which is really a more hateful thing than showing affection with an angel girl. And because the 8 girls look like they are all soft and weak, Su Du also looks like a little Zhengtai, how can he not look like a cow who is not easy to mess with, it can be said that the "pretending to be a pig" stage of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is seamless, so the majority of the starting point is a popular official wealth. Second generation. The plot of slapping the face was staged like this.

The specific plot does not need to be detailed. Many starting points have similar plots, after Su Du slapped his face, a strange uncle left a sentence "I will come back again", and then left in tears.

Su Du said in his heart, welcome to be slapped in the face again, it is best to call your father, grandfather, the forces behind you, and the backers on your body.

"Mr. Sudo. Do you find this childish behavior funny? Jiuyuan found that Su Du looked happy after slapping his face, and asked curiously, Jiuyuan didn't understand why Su Du was so happy.

Su Du said in his heart that this is a romance that only a man can be born again, even if he tells you, you don't understand, so he asked Jiuyuan and tired of the night why he didn't go to the clothing area to buy clothes. Speaking of which, after Sudu and the Twin Gods got together. I haven't seen the two of them change their clothes. Did they never change, or did all the costumes be the same?

Thinking of this question, Su Du's eyes became strange when he looked at Jiuyuan and tired of the night.

"Hey, Sudu, do you think my dress looks good?" Five didn't have to worry about it just now. The plot of slapping the face affects the mood of shopping. So far, she has changed several outfits. And five asked Su Du just casually, anyway, no matter whether Su Du thought it looked good or not, she would buy all these clothes.

In fact, now except for five, all the girls have chosen their favorite clothes, and they are all waiting for five to be satisfied, and then leave together.

"It's annoying, how long will five have to play?" Four said with a look of displeasure on his face, and then put his finger in his mouth. Biting off her own fingernails so hard that at her feet, there was already a small pile of nail scraps that had been bitten off. That's a completely abnormal amount.

When Su Du was the first, he had read an encyclopedia such as "One Hundred Thousand Whys", and he remembered that the part about the human body said that the fastest growth of human nails in summer was only 1 to 2 millimeters a day, and the growth rate of four nails. It's well above this normal speed.

&nbur, you're biting your nails again! "See four's movements. Su Du couldn't help but say, noticing Four's biting of his nails before. Su Du criticized the sister's not very dignified behavior, and at that time Four said that he would correct it immediately, but Four, who was not in a good mood, seemed to have forgotten his previous assurance. So Sudu had to remind her.

&nbur's face immediately became embarrassed, and she lowered her hands to her lips, then put them behind her back, looking left and right with a look of bewilderment.

Su Du had to ask the shopkeeper for a nail clippers, and then gently put down Angel Jie, who was still lying in his arms—the little one had nothing to do all day, and now he was so bored that he yawned and almost fell asleep.

&nbur was in front of him, Su Du motioned for four to show his hands, but Lori shook her head again and again, with an expression of fear of seeing people.

Su Du didn't bother to talk nonsense, and directly grabbed Four's right hand and pulled it in front of him, Lori's slender and white fingers, but the nails looked scattered, like confetti that had been bitten by a hamster.

When Su Du saw her fingernails, Four's face was red like blood, and she was so anxious that she was about to cry, and she tried hard to pull her palm out of Su Du's grasp. But Su Du firmly grasped Four's palm and said angrily, "Don't move." ”

&nbur immediately froze, not daring to move.

So Su Du grabbed Four's palm, used nail clippers to cut off the nails that she had bitten to pieces, repaired the nails cleanly, and then replaced them with Four's left hand to do the same.

"Don't bite your nails in the future, it's not hygienic at all. If your nails are long...... Sudo looked left and right, and then put the nail clippers he had brought from the shopkeeper into the palm of Four's hand, "just use this to trim it." ”

When Su Du's nails were trimmed, Four's face had already become redder than blood, and now when she heard Su Du's words, she didn't know what to think, she hummed softly, and then her head was so ashamed that she was about to hang down to her chest, it seemed that she was really too shy to do it - you know, this girl is the poorest of the five sisters, and now her chin can be attached to the poor milk like a washboard, how shy it is!

Zhen took the nail clippers that Su Du put in the palm of her hand, and looked at Su Du with a faint liking in her eyes, but after seeing Su Du sit back in place and hold Angeli in his arms, Four's shining eyes suddenly dimmed, and he hid in the corner unnaturally.

Su Du didn't notice Four's feelings, he was just surprised by the growth rate of Four's fingernails, and then Su Du found that the beautiful purple hair seemed to have grown a lot, originally she was just hip-length hair, but now it has grown to the length of almost close to her calf, just because she has been lying on the sofa and sleeping, so she has not been noticed, but under Su Du's deliberate observation, she can still see the problem with her hair.

This also made Su Du guess whether there was a certain part of the body of one and the other 5 people that was different from ordinary people, but it was the same reason that Su Du had planned to educate five to be diligent and thrifty but the time and place were not suitable, and this was not suitable for Su Du to ask one about these things.

Eventually, Five's endless shopping for beautiful clothes bored Four, and the two Loli began to quarrel, chirping like sparrows.

One, who was reading the book seriously with his head down, frowned unhappily and clenched the pencil in his hand that was used to make notes, "It's so noisy, can't you be quiet?" ”

So, the quarrel between the two turned into a three-person quarrel, and Su Du saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly stopped the quarrel of the three, and then after settling the bill and asking the boss to send all the clothes they bought back to the hotel, the group left the clothing store.

On the way back, Four and Five were still noisy, which gave Su Du a headache. Just when Su Du couldn't help but get angry, One spoke first, and she harshly criticized Four and Five in the majestic tone that belonged to the eldest sister, and then self-criticized. Although bear children are always not afraid of heaven and earth, Four and Five are still afraid of their sister, and immediately turn into good babies.

&nbur and Five quieted down, and Sudo laughed, "One, seeing this scene, I always feel that you are not a sister, but a mother!" ”

"Mr. Sudu, after all, I am everyone's sister, and I can't think about nothing like them." With a straight face, one changed the suffix of Su Du's "big brother", looking old-fashioned, "Through reading, I have learned a lot of things. Since my mother is no longer there, and Sister Zero is hostile to us, I must do my duty as an older sister and take care of my younger sisters. ”

Su Du was instantly embarrassed, repeating that you are not a sister, but a mother.

Then, Sudo looked at Five and asked why she had bought so many clothes.

"Huh? Sudo, do you think I shouldn't buy these clothes? Five showed an aggrieved expression, "But these clothes are so beautiful, I want them all!" ”

"Uh......" Su Du scratched his head in embarrassment, carefully considering the words, "I mean, five, if you like these clothes, you can buy them." But don't you think it's a bit of a waste if it's so much? "Maybe there is really that kind of local tyrant who throws away a new set of clothes after only wearing them for a day, but Su Du is definitely not that kind of person, and Su Du has no opinion on buying clothes for his sister or something, but the problem of waste is what Su Du doesn't want to see.

It's just that Five didn't think about wasting this aspect of the problem, because of the flaws in her character, she was full of lust for all aspects. Hope, want to get everything. Buying clothes on a large scale is just a small manifestation of character flaws.

The conversation with Five,Su Du made her realize the shortcomings in her thoughts,Although Su Du didn't know that Five's character and practices were related to the unsealing of the gods,But Su Du, who has already claimed to be the "adopter" of 5 loli, still thinks that he has the responsibility to educate them well, at least not to let them grow crooked.

Of course, deep in Su Du's heart, he didn't have the evil idea of playing the realistic version of the beautiful girl cultivation game. (To be continued)