Chapter 422 Chrysanthemums tightened
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Gascoigne couldn't wait to ask this question that almost everyone wanted to ask, whether in the live studio or in front of the TV...... The expression on Gaza's fat face was extremely rich. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It seems that if it were possible, the anxious Gascoigne would not hesitate to jump over, grab Kraut's feet and neck, and pick up the football expert who likes to sell it upside down and shake it violently, pouring out all the secrets hidden in the belly of this guy in one go...... At this time, Kraut couldn't wait to stretch out his hand to strangle this unabashed fat man, he himself was only in his forties, and he thought he was in his prime, but he was called "old man" by Gaza continuously, and he couldn't laugh or cry in his heart...... If it weren't for the fact that he had known that this master was not emotionally intelligent, in fact, he had always been a 'child' who didn't grow up, and Corot would have glared angrily.
Squinting at this helpless idiot fat man, the chief football expert of the Observer newspaper slowly popped out four syllables word by word from his mouth - "ye-guan-tian-xiang!!
The people in the studio were blinded, and no one knew what it meant.
β¦β¦ Poof--Hearing the so-called football expert on the TV screen say these four words, Wang Qinghe squirted out a spoonful of 'Chiba Tofu Soup' that had just been fed to his mouth...... "Night...... Watching the sky? β
On the other side, Li Tongfan almost buried his entire head in the little rice left in the bowl, pretending that he didn't see Wang Qinghe's big black eyes and revealing an inquiring look...... Wang Qinghe nodded, thoughtfully, and did not continue to ask.
β¦β¦βye-guan-tian-xiangοΌ β
In the studio.
Gaza's small eyes flashed, the fat on his face trembled, and in a stubborn tone, he vaguely repeated what Kraut had just said, and then subconsciously asked: "That...... What the hell is that bastard? β
This sentence almost asked the hearts of tens of millions of people.
This time, Kraut no longer sold Guanzi, but showed a strange smile: "According to the results I have found myself, there is indeed such a saying in the motherland of the madman Lee......"
ββ¦β¦ An ancient Chinese method of predicting weather changes by observing the constellations in the sky is similar to the 'astrology' of the Jipu people......"
"Uh...... I know this explanation is absurd, but it is true, and according to Chinese history books, there are indeed some knowledgeable people in history who were able to predict the climate by observing changes in constellations and environments...... You know, it's a mysterious eastern country, and any miracle can happen! β
After Kraut finished speaking, the other two men and one woman in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
Dumbfounded people in front of the TV, more.
Even the TV camera shook violently, because after the cameraman suddenly heard this explanation, the hands that had never known how steady they were, also involuntarily shook a few times...... Crazy Lee is actually a fucking astrologer?
This...... Who the fuck believes that?
But if you don't believe it, who's going to fucking explain what has happened?
God?
β¦β¦ North London.
Arsene Wenger, who was watching the show, also looked up and fell into deep thought when he saw this.
And so it was!
In fact, he had doubts about this since the beginning of that match, and it seemed that his opponent had already known that there had been snow during the game, and he thought he was too careful...... Now it seems that I was not wrong at all!
All of this was really planned by the madman Lee!
No matter how he knew the National Weather Service forecast was wrong, a head coach was able to put together all the information he knew so efficiently and put it all to his own use...... This ability is what makes Wenger feel the most jealous!
The French coach would bet that he would never have thought of making a fuss about such a 'weather forecast error' in order to successfully exchange for a hard-fought victory...... And it turns out that the painstaking calculations of the madman Li really succeeded!
Arsene Wenger is convinced that if it weren't for the crazy Lee who designed so much and prepared so many tactics on the 'weather' in advance, then the two red cards that happened in Pisa later would definitely bury Newcastle's one-goal lead...... As for the two goals scored by Michael Owen later, it is even more unlikely that this will happen...... And in that case, it will be Arsenal who will win!
There was heating in the living room, but Wenger felt a chill in his heart...... Maniac Lee, it's terrible!
This Chinese is only thirty years old today, and at such a young age, he can easily continue to rule the football of this planet for at least 40 years if he wants to...... Arsene Wenger is not sure whether that absolute domination will be a plus or a disadvantage for the development of football...... Arsene Wenger is sure - living in the same era as him is indeed the sadness of a manager!
Rijkaard's mood when he said this in an interview with reporters, at this moment, Wenger felt it personally.
...... "Well, Mr. Collaute, I have to admit that as an admirer of the madman Lee, you have managed to deepen the mystery of your idol......"
The topic is a bit absurd.
So, beauty host Danny Shanna is trying to pull attention back from the ethereal 'astrology', and the madman Lee is an astrologer? Besides, that Chinese will really become God.
However, Sester, another male guest who had rarely spoken, suddenly shook his head and said thoughtfully, "Perhaps, this is not some mystery, I think it just shows that the madman Lee has a ...... of erudition beyond ordinary people."
"In fact, although the statement of astrology is absurd, we must know that there are many non-professionals who can predict some weather phenomena in advance, such as earthquakes, tsunamis, and other natural disasters by observing some small environmental changes that occur around them...... These disasters may not be able to be predicted in advance by the Meteorological Bureau, but they can predict them in the simplest way possible......"
"We all know that the madman Lee is not a professional coach, he knows a lot more than the average coach, maybe he really observed some small environmental changes that have been overlooked, and found that there is a possibility of snow in the game...... After all, this is the first snow in the British Isles, and there is still a sign to follow! β
Everyone nodded, Seist's explanation made sense.
Compared to the ethereal astrology that Crauter said, host Danny Shanna seems to believe Sester's statement more: "In any case, the 90-minute snow in Newcastle on the 25th will undoubtedly become another mystery in world football like his magical middle finger...... Of course, I suggest that we actively ignore the topic of 'middle finger' today, otherwise the whole show will not be over......"
The three male guests nodded in unison.
Because about the middle finger, from Stamford Bridge two years ago to now, the whole European football world does not know how many times it has been argued...... But in the past two years, there has never been a unified conclusion.
If you really talk about this topic today, maybe you should first ask the staff of the program team to prepare today's dinner and tomorrow's breakfast, and everyone is ready to talk about it for three days and four nights...... The topic changes.
The televised footage showed a replay of Podolski's red card in the 20th minute of the battle of St. James...... The middle finger in the stands at St James' Park is like a magical white forest, and the white heat from the mouths of the fans envelops the stands and looms over............ Li Tongfan whistled loudly, and the laughing thief was also embarrassed.
Wang Qinghe looked at the TV, and was playing the scene of his 'hideous' middle finger raising and scolding, in the picture, looking at the bright red down jacket in the forest with thousands of middle fingers, it looked so clear and eye-catching...... Seeing this scene, the little girl was not only ashamed, but proud, and raised her crisp white middle finger at Lao Li with a smile...... Lao Li couldn't laugh.
β¦β¦ββ¦β¦ This is really an incredible scene, I always thought that England was a noble nation that admired grace, but the truth is that this girl from China, who conquered more than 1 million Newcastle fans, turned out to be a high middle finger! β
The beautiful host Danny Shanna distributed a few newspapers to the guests who were doing it, and continued: "Whether it is The Times, The Express, The Weekly, The Sun, The Mirror, or the Financial Times, which rarely reports football information, and even the most authoritative football media in Europe, such as the French team newspaper, the German Bild, and the kicker, all used front-page headlines to report on this Chinese lady who has only been in the public eye for three days......"
"And the scene where she led the fans to raise their middle fingers to greet the referee in the 15th round of the Premier League 'Battle of the Peak' was tirelessly reported by the media, and what is even more bizarre is that 90% of the reports have portrayed the crazy Lee's sweetheart into a lovely lady who loves football and has a cheerful surname......
ββ¦β¦ If you had to choose one of England's most famous ladies of the year, I think Wangqinghe would be the winner! β
Speaking of this, Danny Shanna covered the two seductive towers on her chest with both hands, made an appearance of infinite envy, and deliberately sighed: "To be honest, you can't understand how much I envy this Chinese girl as a woman, and she made the front page headlines of major mainstream media in Europe overnight, which is simply the dream of all English girls...... I knew that there were so many benefits to being a madman Lee woman, and I wouldn't mind going to the Rigberton training base every day to give him roses......"
There was a burst of laughter in the studio.
Gascoigne touched his little belly, which looked like a large swimming ring, and muttered a little weakly: "Actually, being a great Gaza woman can also be very beautiful......
β¦β¦ Li Tongfan stripped the rice in the bowl in one go, looked at the hostess on the TV, and turned his head to Wang Qinghe with a very scratchy smile: "Girl, you are famous!" β
Wang Qinghe didn't speak, picked up the remote control and changed the channel.
It's a talk reality show.
What neither of the two people in the room expected was that Li Tongfan was actually mentioned in such a show.
"Who is your last name?"
The question of a female presenter with heavy makeup may seem vulgar, but there are undoubtedly many people who enjoy such programmes, and lunchtime is considered a 'little prime time', which is rife with many TV channels in England.
"Crazy Lee, of course!"
A female guest with more makeup than the host laughed insolently: "Every time I see him raise his middle finger on the sidelines, I feel my heart itch......"
"But I don't think the ability of the madman Li's surname should not satisfy you, you know, the yellow race is very bad at this......"
Another tall female guest seemed to be extremely skeptical of Lao Li's ability: "Crazy Li looks so thin, I think a strong man like Drogba, the athleticism in bed is the best......"
β¦β¦ Seeing this scene, Wang Qinghe couldn't hold it even if he was generous.
It's still a girl after all.
Lao Li looked at the girl in front of him with Chiguoguo's eyes, Wang Qinghe glared at Li Tongfan fiercely, and switched the channel back............ "Crazy Li said his ambition without scruples at the post-match press conference, threatening to win all the honors that Newcastle can achieve this season......" The beautiful host Danny Shana threw the question to the three male guests: "What do you think of the three?" β
Gascoigne's eyes rolled and he nodded affirmatively: "Without a doubt, that guy is the best and most arrogant bastard I've ever seen, and if that little bastard really says that, it should be fine......"
Gaza used to play for Newcastle, so he is full of feelings for the Magpies, although he screams as a 'little bastard', but he really hopes that the crazy Lee can lead Newcastle to sweep the opponent and win all the honors.
After all, it was what he had fought for when he was younger!
It was a man's dream that would never grow up.
'Famous mouth' Sester pinched his chin and pretended to be deep: "I seem to have seen the Real Madrid team that was defeated in Spain two years ago......"
"I suddenly thought of a question, according to the current progress of the Premier League, the Magpies will definitely play in the Champions League next season, maybe for the big five leagues, this season should be the most promising for them to win the Big Ears Cup, right? Who knows if the madman Lee will have a monopoly on the Champions League like the Monopoly League? β
Kraut dropped another bombshell.
In front of the TV, I don't know how many wealthy coaches are frightened because of this sentence.
Thinking about the possibility of that crazy black back and an even crazier middle finger in the Champions League that season, the coaches suddenly felt chrysanthemum tight.
β¦β¦ Time flies.
The aftermath of the battle for the top is still loud and well, and the UEFA Cup group stage has resumed.
On November 29, the Magpies visited the Knick-Gumas Stadium in Greece and defeated the Greek giants Athens AEK 2:1, continuing to maintain the momentum of winning all this season.
On December 6, Newcastle beat Black Cat Sunderland 2-0 away, with Ronaldo and Nicolas Gigi scoring a goal each.
On December 10, the Magpies defeated visiting Portsmouth 1-0 at home, and the winning goal for the team was Alan Smith, who is known as 'Newcastle's No. 1 Fierce Man'.
Christmas season is just around the corner, and it looks like Newcastle are already unbeatable in the Premier League...... However, things don't seem to go the way one expected.
(To be continued)