Through the efforts of several loyal ministers and small soldiers, Finen V was safe and sound, but it was a pity that these ministers and small soldiers were rolling on the ground, and they could not extinguish the flames on their bodies. Semez poured oil fire, of course, it was not easy to extinguish it or Finen V's head was bright, he hurriedly took off the imperial robe on his body, covered the body of a courtier, opened his pants and spilled a soak of urine, and said while sprinkling: "Quick, cover them with clothes, pee quickly, drench." ”

A word woke up the dreamer, and the soldiers and courtiers around Finen V followed suit, covered them with clothes, and then urinated. After the hard work of everyone, the method worked, and the fire was finally extinguished.

The coolness in the hearts of the soldiers and courtiers is really not something that can be described by pen and ink, and they secretly thought in their hearts: "Using people as drowning tools is *** cool." What's more, it's still peeing with the king, a matter of supreme glory! The king's thing is different from ours, so much bigger, so much longer, no wonder he can have so many concubines. When the battle is over, I will change to a big one, and I will have many wives and concubines. Then, of course, all kinds of plans and all kinds of fragrant thoughts appeared in everyone's hearts.

The soldiers and courtiers who burned the fire were moved, and thanked Fein V for his great kindness, especially the courtier who had drenched Fein V's dragon urine, and even hugged Fein V's thigh while crying, wiping his tears, and said a lot of good things, blowing the "dragon soup" to the point that it should only be in the sky, and there will never be another in the world, so that Fein V was a little fluttery, and he really thought that his urine was different, and smiled to appease everyone, and told them to go down to rest, and the words of reward were naturally to be said.

Fiin V looked at the backs of the wounded people going down. Shake your head. There was a little joy on his face. His own urine is different, can he not be happy? How did he know what the courtier was thinking? The courtier secretly thought: "The king's urine is really *** smelly, and it's a bit fucky." He is really lacking in virtue, he doesn't sprinkle it in other places, but sprinkles it in my mouth, can the fire burn in my mouth? ”

A discordant voice rang out from the top of the city, "You rabbit, your dog urine stinks!" Damn bunny. It's dog pee, aren't you that species? ”

It was Semez's teasing voice.

There was laughter in the city, and even Coren couldn't help but laugh.

The city rejoiced, the city mourned, and the soldiers of the Jingtang Kingdom thought that Semez's words were really funny, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they only laughed secretly in their hearts.

Parkinki, who was watching the battle on the hill, shed tears of pain and cried: "It's over, it's over, it's all over." The king did not expect it. If the gates are not opened, something is wrong. The soldiers who entered the city will be completely annihilated. The king used the Thunder Leopard Regiment to bombard the city walls, not the city gates, wasting the strength of the Thunder Leopard Regiment and rushing into the city, seeing that the victory was in hand, but in fact it had become the end of a strong crossbow, and it would be broken one by one in the street battle. Parkinch, who sighed for a while, wiped away his tears and said six words, "The fire is up, the door is open, and it is a fiasco!" ”

Although it is only six words, it is extremely correct to predict what will happen next in the Yunyang War, and everything is carried out according to these six words "mantra", so Parkinch has another title of "great prophet".

As Pakinge said, the city was in flames, and the smoke was billowing out, obscuring the sky of the fortress. Looking at this unbelievable scene, Finen V's mouth became a circle, he couldn't figure out what the truth was, why did Feng Huaming set fire to the city?

The incomprehensible Finen V looked at the Minister of War, Fonter, who was also unaware, and skillfully looked at the city, pretending to be at a loss.

Fines V looked at the ministers, and they all had the disease of leaning their necks, and when they looked at the city, they actually enjoyed the scenery.

Helpless, Fein V had a strange idea in his heart, thinking that maybe Parkinge knew, but unfortunately, Parkinch was watching the battle on the hill, not around, and couldn't ask if he wanted to, and, after thinking about it, an ignorant prisoner, even if he knew, he didn't necessarily want to condescend to ask him.

Saving face was Finev's greatest flaw, and it was this shortcoming that left him out of touch with the great strategist and military strategist Pakinki.

For some reason, Fonter suddenly had a crazy idea, and hurriedly said to Fines V: "Congratulations to the king, the enemy is about to flee, this is what they were doing to sabotage before they fled, and they did not leave us anything useful." ”

It has always been a mystery what caused Fonter to say such things, some say he wanted to make a sycophant, others say he wanted to show that he was different.

Of course, there are two kinds of differences, one is surprisingly good, and the other is surprisingly stupid, and he belongs to the latter. He didn't expect that even if Feng Huaming wanted to escape, how could he send Coren to plug the gap. Besides, an hour has passed, and why hasn't the gates been opened?

Wake up the person in the dream with a word, Finen V suddenly realized, patted Feng Se's shoulder, and said, "Aiqing, I owe you a reminder." Loudly ordered: "Strengthen the defense and prevent the enemy from escaping." Send someone to rush up again, and at any cost, take down the gap for Lian. ”

The order to strengthen the defense and prevent the enemy from escaping is equivalent to not saying, everyone knows that the million-strong army of Jingtang has surrounded the Yunyang fortress, and Feng-Huaming wants to escape, where to flee?

The soldiers of the Jingtang Kingdom, who had received strict orders, rushed towards the gap without their lives, and they were greeted by countless arrows. The soldiers of the Jingtang Kingdom rushed forward in waves, and the arrows on the city were shot in rows and rows, until the corpses under the city were piled up, and it was useless. Occasionally, a few soldiers rushed into the city, cheapened the cavalry led by Cologne, and made them move their muscles and bones and split them into pieces.

Semez likes to be in the limelight, and he is indispensable everywhere, blinking his blistered eyes, while directing the archers to release the arrows, while teasing with Finen V, and said: "Rabbit cub, are you wondering why there is a fire in the city?" ”

Not only did Fines V want to know, but his courtiers and soldiers who didn't want to know, Fines V was embarrassed to ask, and said with agitation: "Hmph, what's so hard to know, it's not that you want to escape, you're sabotaging, and you don't want to leave us useful things." ”

There was a loud laugh from the top of the city, as if to laugh at the fools, and it was Semez who laughed especially merrily and madly, and he pointed at Fines V and sneered: "Fool, fool, rabbit cub, you are really a stupid donkey, I will sue you, rabbit cub, it is not that we want to escape, but that we are encircling and annihilating your Thunder Leopard regiment, and those fools who are sent to death." ”

Finen V didn't believe it at all, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Bragging, you don't commit a capital crime, Lian has pardoned you, you can blow it well." ”

The courtiers beside him also sneered, responding to the ridicule from the city.

Semez smiled exaggeratedly: "Rabbit cub, let me make it clear to you, you are really a stupid donkey, stupid donkey, you have such an elite Thunder Leopard Regiment, but you don't know how to use it, you want to bombard the city wall like a gate, consume their strength, rush into the city, isn't it sent to death?" ”

Listening to Semez praising his Thunder Leopard Regiment, Fiin V couldn't help but feel proud, and said, "It's good that you know how powerful you are, you still have a little knowledge." ”

Semez said: "Naturally, I have the knowledge to know the mistakes of your rabbit cub. Sue you, rabbit cub, the city gate is better than the city wall, you don't know how many times to divide your Thunder Leopard regiment, take turns to bombard the city gate, but come to bombard the city wall, or go together, you are so stupid, it's a pity for such elite troops in vain. ”

The smile of Finen V froze on his face, and his face suddenly realized, but he was helpless.

The courtiers around Finen V followed in his footsteps, first abruptly, then frustrated. The Minister of War, Feng Se's appearance, is a bit special, in addition to these expressions, there is also a pale face, as the Minister of War, if Phyin V pursues him for a crime that he did not remind him in advance, he will not have 10,000 brains enough to cut off, can he not be in a hurry? For state affairs, his reaction was not fast enough, but self-protection was quite fast, and the way of being an official was also.

"The purpose of setting fire is to encircle and annihilate your Thunder Leopard Regiment, and my marshal didn't want the soldiers to suffer too many casualties, so he ordered the fire." Semez put on a posture of a grandfather teaching his grandson, and said: "You don't have to worry about us, the city is burned, we can repair it again, the soldiers are dead, they can't be resurrected, my marshal cherishes every one of her soldiers, unlike you, you only know how to do it, and blindly want your soldiers to rush up and send them to death, I really don't think your soldiers are worth it!" You must know how hard it is to be pregnant for ten or twenty years of parenting, but you don't cherish their parents' efforts for 20 years. Hey, the soldiers of the Jingtang Kingdom, listen up, our hands are sour, you also let us rest for a while, don't give your incompetent king his life anymore, go to the side and rest, he is not afraid of death, let him come up. ”

Semez was a well-known talker of the Purple Cloud Legion, but he didn't expect to start war propaganda in front of the battle, and the effect was surprisingly good, the soldiers of the Jingtang Kingdom obviously listened to him, and the offensive was not as fierce as before, and some soldiers even deliberately slowed down their pace.

Coren couldn't help but look at Semez with admiration, gave him a thumbs up, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Semez, there is really you." ”

Coren is one of the most feared characters in Semez, it is not easy to get his praise, it is the first time in memory, Semez is very happy, his chest is straight, and he says: "Of course." Ouch, why are you hitting me? He looked at Coren in confusion, clutching his stomach and crying out in pain.

Coren blew on the giant fist and said, "Give you a little paint, and you'll want to open a dyeing workshop." ”

After the pain, Semez continued to tease, saying, "You rabbit cub, you don't have to worry about our people. The marshal said that the spoils of war this time were distributed among the people to compensate for their losses. Every time you come, you bring with you a large amount of supplies, enough for us to use for a while, and this time at most, enough for them to lie in bed and eat for years. (To be continued......)