Chapter 2 Do you want to marry me as a lady?
The sound of digging earth, to Tang Can's ears, is definitely better than the sound of heaven.
Only, what kind of people would come and dig their own graves?
Tomb robbers?
At the first time, Tang Can thought of this possibility.
After all, the Tang family can be regarded as a big family with a head and face in Jinling Mansion, and the funeral goods of the eldest son's death must be worth a lot.
It's just that these tomb robbers really dare to dig up the soil and rob the tomb so blatantly?
Aren't you afraid that after being discovered by the Tang family, the official will arrest them?
Knock Knock Knock ......
The sound of digging was getting closer and closer, and Tang Can held his breath and listened carefully, it seemed that there was only one shovel digging in the soil, and he was digging a little hard.
It seems that this tomb robber is an amateur!
Just one person is digging, and Tang Can doesn't know how many meters his coffin is buried in the ground, but according to the digging method of this tomb robber, how long will it take?
I have to say that the construction progress of this tomb robber is indeed a bit slow!
Almost three or four hours passed, Tang Can was half-lying in the coffin, supporting his head with one hand, listening to the sound of digging soil, and at the same time using a bug to make an Orleans roast chicken leg burger to eat.
The sound of digging never stopped, and it was getting closer.
After all the calculations, Tang Can would be able to dig up his coffin in about five or six hours, considering that the tomb robbers would not give up halfway.
And now what Tang Can has to think about is......
When I saw the tomb robber for a while, I was still a corpse!
This is a very bold and persistent tomb robber, Tang Can pondered how to have a friendly first meeting with him.
......
Two hours have passed!
Another three hours passed!
Knock knock!
The sound of digging is finally close at hand.
Tang Can suddenly woke up from his drowsy state.
For he heard a tremor in the distance on the ground, as if it were ...... A group of people came on horseback.
"it, could it be, someone saw the tomb robbers digging the grave and secretly reported to the officials to arrest him?"
Tang Can's heart sank, "Don't! There is only one last step left in the long march." If you want to catch me, you have to dig me out first!"
The sound of horses' hooves is getting closer and closer, but the sound of digging still doesn't stop.
This made Tang Can even more strange, it stands to reason that if it was an ordinary tomb robber, when he heard such a big movement above, he would definitely hurry up and sneak up first.
However, this grave robber seemed to be iron-hearted, and he never stopped digging for eight or nine hours, without eating, drinking, or even going to the toilet.
Tang Can was puzzled, and the sound of digging finally stopped.
Moreover, the sound of horses' hooves stopped above his head, and a group of about seven or eight people jumped off their horses.
"Uh, it seems that this grave robber and my luck are not ......."
Tang Can silently prayed for the tomb robbers in his heart, he better hurry up!
Tomb robbery is a felony, not to mention the tomb of the Tang family, which was caught by the government, and was given 3,000 li at best, and beheaded after the autumn.
It's interesting that people have worked so hard for eight or nine hours on their graves.
And Tang Can himself estimated that the height of the remaining amount of soil would not exceed half a meter, as long as he controlled the coffin doomsday survival warehouse and opened the lid, it should not be difficult to get out.
What are you most afraid of......
It was the group of horseback riders who had eaten enough and had nothing to do, and filled in the soil again.
Therefore, Tang Can must climb out of the coffin as soon as possible.
"Turn on the switch! I'll see where it came from...... That's right, this red button. ”
The opportunity was fleeting, Tang Can pressed the red switch, and with a whoosh, the coffin board was closed to both sides.
Sure enough, it was still pressed with a thick layer of soil, almost a meter thick.
Tang Can also thought before that when he really couldn't survive, he would start digging the soil to escape, like Xiao Shengke's redemption, digging out little by little.
Now there is only the last meter left, isn't that easy?
Especially Tang Can dug up from below, he broke a wrench in the doomsday survival warehouse, and used all the strength to eat, desperately digging up.
The hard soil fell into the coffin piece by piece, and Tang Can dug at such a speed was obviously much faster than the tomb robber.
And at this time......
On the ground, the third son of the Tang family, Tang Jin, with six servants, surrounded the big pit behind Tang Can's tombstone.
"Bold and stupid girl! Even the tomb of my Tang family, you dare to steal it? Have you eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall?"
Tang Jin looked at the big pit with a playful face, a somewhat gray-faced girl with a somewhat strong face and rough facial features.
"Third son! I think this stupid girl must be crazy for a man, right? ”
"And what nonsense with her. Third son, just arrest this stupid girl and take it to the official. ”
......
What is this girl's real name, everyone doesn't seem to know, people from all over the country call her stupid aunt.
Because she is very strong, one meter eight, surprisingly strong all over her body, she looks ugly, and she is also stupid.
No one knows who her parents are or from which village, but they only know that one day, the silly aunt appeared in Jinling City.
A big girl's family, like those long-term workers, worked hard everywhere to eat.
Wandering around in Jinling City, from time to time he shouted and sang, "The strength of the girl's family is as great as a cow!
Many children in the city would chase after the stupid girl to spit and throw things, shouting all kinds of insults and insults, but the stupid girl didn't care at all, and let these children surround her.
On the contrary, it was because the stupid aunt broke many unspoken rules in the city, causing many ruffians to also want to teach the stupid aunt a lesson, but they were beaten by the stupid aunt's strength so much that they didn't even know their mother.
The most terrifying time was that the boss of the Cao Gang in Jinling City gathered more than a dozen martial arts masters and surrounded the silly aunt in an alley.
As a result, more than a dozen people were smashed to pieces by the stupid aunt holding the big thick pillar, and they were seriously injured and fled, and the stupid aunt herself was said to have been slashed twice, and the flesh and blood on her back were blurred.
After that, for a long time, the people in Jinling City never saw the silly girl again.
Some people say that the silly aunt lost too much blood and no longer knows which wilderness she died in.
Some people even say that when the silly aunt was in a coma, she was kindly brought home by a large family, and after recovering from her injuries, she was accepted as a righteous daughter and became the daughter of that big family.
What's more, some people also said that after the silly aunt was injured and fell into a coma, she was rescued by the passing immortal Taoist and accepted as an apprentice to go up the mountain to practice immortality.
There are different opinions, all kinds of opinions, and even the storyteller in the teahouse tavern has specially published an episode of "The Legend of Silly Aunt Xiuxian" and other commentaries for Silly Aunt, rubbing the attention of hot Bobo.
However......
A few months later, one morning, most of the people in Jinling City had not yet gotten up, and the rooster had just crowed, when the familiar and unfamiliar phrase sounded in the city: "The strength of the girl's family is as great as a cow!
The silly girl is back.
Over the course of a few months, everyone noticed that she seemed to be getting taller, stronger, and ...... It's uglier.
Since then, no matter what kind of ruffians or gangs in the city, they don't dare to provoke stupid girls anymore. Silly girl can do whatever she wants! No one wants to be serious with such a madman who is desperate and has a lot of strength.
And today, the silly aunt came to dig Tang Can's grave, and it quickly spread throughout Jinling City.
After all, the silly aunt came to dig before dawn in the morning, and some villagers and merchants who passed by nearby spread this strange story throughout Jinling City in less than two hours.
Of course, the Tang family in Jinling City also received the news, and Tang Jin, the third son of Tang, rushed over with six house slaves on horseback.
In the face of Tang Jin's reprimand, the stupid aunt slammed, jumped up from the pit, and said to everyone very confidently:
"Tang Can is not dead! He also said that he wants to marry me as his wife! How can he die? I will dig him out and ask him well...... You won't marry me as a lady. ”
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