Chapter 1: Fighting the Blue Pool
In the hot summer, the sun is like a poisonous arrow.
Xiaoqiang finally carried a box of mineral water and slowly walked into the studio, the sweat on his face continued to flow down, the T-shirt on his body had already been soaked with sweat, and his body seemed to have been splashed with a basin of water, no way, who called this ghost hot and scary, a high temperature of 38 degrees Celsius!
As far as the eye can see, there are more than 20 game chairs dedicated to simulation games in the studio, and there are basically people lying on the game chairs, wearing simulation helmets and working hard in the game, and they don't even notice that anyone has entered the studio.
Taking a few deep breaths of the cold air in the air-conditioned room, Xiaoqiang finally eased up, and was about to reach out for the water cup, but when he shook his head slightly, the sweat on his eyebrows flowed down, passing by his eyelashes, which were extremely sour in his eyes, almost making him unable to open his eyes.
"Nima, the ugly woman is playing with the master like this, and in such a hot weather, she actually asked the master to carry the mineral water that everyone drinks, if you move it back and forth, you will definitely be baked into a mummy." Xiao Qiang was quite indignant about what happened to him.
The proprietress of Bichi is clearly bullying him as a newcomer who has just entered the studio, but fortunately, he doesn't remember villains, especially women, but carrying heavy objects in such a hot weather is really hot to death baby!
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"Drink water, drink water, this is the mineral water that the master worked so hard to move." After a two-minute break, Xiaoqiang began to shout out to his colleagues.
In the huge studio, only a few colleagues responded to the call, others were unconscious, a few people slowly took off the simulated helmet, got up and came to Xiaoqiang to get a mineral water bottle, and began to replenish water, they all looked tired, and panda eyes.
It seems that last night the big guys fought to the death for the boss of the strategy, and stayed up all night.
Gada Gada Gada ......
With the crisp sound of high heels, a woman with a hot figure walked out of the door of the studio, and the appearance of this woman immediately attracted the attention of several people present.
In fact, Xiaoqiang does not agree with the name of "Pan Jinlian" in this Bichi, Pan Jinlian is also a beauty with a beautiful face and moon appearance, but Pan Xiaojuan is a Tyrannosaurus rex with a chest and leg shape of 9 points and a face shape of only 1 point!
Pan Xiaojuan twisted her slender waist, and took catwalks, the pair of high heels under her feet were estimated to be 10 cm high, lining a pair of long legs to be extremely slender and annoying.
Glancing at Xiao Qiang, who was drenched with charming eyes, Pan Xiaojuan grinned and smiled, the thick fat powder on her face trembled and loosened with her smile, as if she would drop the thick fat powder at any time, which was really scary.
There is no way, this proprietress with a face shape of only 1 point, spends hours every day putting on makeup for herself, and I heard that she has also had plastic surgery, so she can only barely make up this miserable face to the level of 6 points.
Few people have seen the true face of this woman, and it is rumored that anyone who sees the man who is the boss lady without makeup has either entered a mental hospital, or has already wielded a knife from the palace, and the boss of the studio is one of the victims, so there is only the boss lady in the studio, and there is no trace of the boss, which shows that this woman's no makeup is really hanging to the sky!
"Xiaoqiang, the day after tomorrow is the day when the invincible hero will open the server, our game studio will be fully stationed in the invincible hero, the studio personnel will have work adjustments, come to my office, I have work to explain to you." After Pan Xiaojuan finished speaking, she twisted her hips and turned to leave, leaving behind a back that all men couldn't ignore.
Because this woman knows that she is in good shape, she likes to wear some tight and cool clothes on weekdays, either a bandeau or a short skirt, deliberately making a group of young men who have no girlfriends in the studio drool, and I don't know how many people have been harmed behind her back.
"Hey, Pan Jinlian is a little interesting to you, you have to seize the opportunity." A short colleague with a strange smile whispered beside Xiaoqiang.
"Please, where do you think of it, this woman is uglier than a dinosaur, I'll take a chance!" After hearing this, Xiaoqiang hurriedly shook his head, his expression frightened.
"Women, it's not all the same when the lights are turned off, especially this Pan Jinlian has a good figure, but it's a pity that she doesn't look down on me, otherwise, Lao Tzu uses a riding ...... You know, hey, hey......" the short colleague let out a lewd laugh.
The other party's laughter made Xiao Qiang's whole body furious, and it was only then that he found that this colleague had a five-short figure, an obscene expression like a big cake, and met all the conditions of short and fat frustration, and he was really like Wu Dalang who wore a green hat to death in the Water Margin, no wonder he was interested in Pan Jinlian.
The rest of the colleagues also showed strange expressions, some envious, some jealous, some gloating, one looked at Xiaoqiang inexplicably, and he felt furious when he saw it.
There's no way, whoever calls the name of Pan Jinlian Bichi knows everyone, no one knows it, you don't have to think about the big guy to guess what will happen next, maybe there will be a good show to watch.
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As soon as he walked into the boss's office, Xiaoqiang was ordered by the other party to close the office door.
Pan Xiaojuan got up and walked to the door, locked the door directly, and then said coquettishly: "Xiaoqiang, you have been in the studio for almost a month, do you want to continue to work as a coolie, or do you want to continue to fight against your sister?" ”
"Oppose? Sister Pan, I didn't go against you, I really didn't mean that......" Xiaoqiang frowned slightly, the other party's move of locking the door made him a little nervous, what did this woman want to do?
The main thing is that the reputation of this Bichi is too stinky, I heard that as long as the employees in the studio are okay, they all have the experience of being forced by this Bichi overlord, it can be said that Pan Xiaojuan, this woman is comparable to an active public toilet, a fighter in the black fungus, and his meow rabbit only eats grass by the nest, specifically harming subordinates!
"And you said you didn't go against me? Then why did you refuse to be my man's secretary before? You know, sister, I'm short of a man right now......" Pan Xiaojuan said softly, and she could almost squeeze out water in her voice.
"Be your male secretary? Missing a man? Nima, this is too straightforward, Chiguoguo's workplace ******......" Xiaoqiang's heart has been trampled by 10,000 grass and mud horses, but in addition to the cold sweat oozing from his forehead, his expression is still cold and serious.
At this time, Pan Xiaojuan suddenly bent down, revealing the surging peaks in the depths of her clothes, and gently sat on the table opposite, posing her body in an S-shape, and her voice was seductive: "Yo, my sister just likes your cold energy, as long as you are willing to be my male secretary, I will not only give you a high salary, but also give you special rewards......"
As she spoke, the proprietress bit her flaming red lips and swung her hips slightly, revealing a charming smile that made Xiaoqiang want to vomit.
"I'm sorry, Sister Pan, I don't want to be your male secretary, and I don't have any thoughts about you, if there's nothing wrong, I'll go back to work first." Xiaoqiang looked at the air, neither humble nor arrogant.
Actually, he is still a little excited, and what makes him excited is naturally not the ugly woman in front of him, but the simulation game called it.
This is heard to have taken a full 15 years to develop and develop, using the most advanced simulation game technology, making the simulation degree reach 100%, killing any type of simulation game on the market, the gameplay is even more scary, and the internal test alone has received rave reviews, setting off a wave of invincible heroes around the world.
As a simulation game enthusiast, Xiaoqiang is naturally quite yearning for this latest simulation game, and wants to try it in person, but unfortunately for a poor person like him who has not yet received his salary and is waiting to get money to pay the rent for water and electricity, even the game client can't afford it, let alone the latest game recliner.
"Xiaoqiang! You don't eat this toast, you want to eat penalty wine! This is your salary for this month, from now on you are fired, get out of here immediately! Directly rejected by the other party, Pan Xiaojuan was stunned, and a hideous expression immediately appeared on her face, and she threw a few banknotes in front of the table to the other party.
Seeing the fat powder on this woman's face falling because of the distorted expression, Xiao Qiang calmly put away the banknotes, as if everything was expected, but after counting the banknotes, he frowned: "Pan Xiaojuan, the salary is wrong, my basic salary this month should be 2000, but it is only 600 yuan here, which is not enough at all, why is it so little?" ”
"What's not enough? This is the salary of a handyman, and I am not satisfied with the work you did this month, so I deducted your salary. Pan Xiaojuan said proudly, with a gloating smile on her ugly face.
"If you are not satisfied, you will deduct my salary at will? It's only 600 yuan a month, should you call it Hanako? Xiaoqiang is very unhappy, this woman is too unreasonable, she can't be seduced, and she fires him again, and now she doesn't even want to give her full salary, which is really hateful.
"That's all the money, if you don't accept it, go to the labor department to sue me, hurry up and get out of me, otherwise I will ask someone to throw you out." Pan Xiaojuan snorted coldly, the yellow teeth in the big mouth of the blood basin, and the bad breath was tangy.
"Hahaha, okay, I'll go, but before I go, I'll ask you for a glass of water." Xiaoqiang knew that he couldn't reason with Bichi, so he didn't laugh angrily, got up and picked up a glass of water in front of the other party's table, and splashed it directly on the other party's face.
Crash!
This cup of cold water is enough, and the proprietress splashed her face with dripping water, like a chicken in soup, and her face with heavy makeup suddenly turned into a five-flower grimace of a Peking Opera actor, with the other party's already lethal ugly face, it is really ugly and flies, it can really scare the baby to death a hundred times.
"Ah, you damn bastard, dare to splash me with water, die!" Pan Xiaojuan jumped like thunder, immediately raised her right foot, and the pointed end of the high heels struck at Xiao Qiang's crotch.
The move is so vicious, it is clearly to kick a man into the rhythm of a eunuch, and he has long been prepared where Xiaoqiang will let this Bichi succeed, so he hurriedly twisted his crotch, just dodged the fatal blow, and saw the scenery that should not be seen by the way.
It's empty, black holes, and sure enough, it's a blue pool!
"Oops!" Pan Xiaojuan, who was stepping on high heels, didn't kick someone, twisted her ankle, and lost her balance, she fell down facing the ground, fell into the mud, and the nosebleed flowed out of her nose, and even the nose that had undergone plastic surgery was crooked.
"Bichi, you are doing it yourself, all my salary should be used to buy medicine for you!" Shrugging his shoulders, Xiaoqiang opened the office door, turned around and walked out of the office.
When he opened the office door, he found that there were many people standing outside the door, many of whom were still eavesdropping with their ears against the wall, all with obscene expressions and lewd smiles, it seemed that they were onlookers who wanted to peep at the love action movie, but unfortunately Xiaoqiang's choice was to disappoint them, and the development of things also surprised everyone.
Knowing that several of these people had a leg with Bichi, the relationship was a little chaotic, and Xiaoqiang didn't stay long, so he immediately packed up his things and walked out of the door.
At this time, Pan Xiaojuan limped out of the door, she opened her teeth and claws, like crazy, and screamed: "Beat him for me, beat him hard, all three legs broke for me...... Who did the old lady to increase his salary. ”
"Bichi, you even have to break the third leg of the master!" Xiao Qiang was furious, and at the same time looked around, wary of possible opponents.
The result was beyond his expectations, no one at the scene responded, but became silent, and even the sound of a needle falling on the ground could be heard in the silence around him.
Looking at the faces of the twenty or so people around him, they were more ugly than the other, and each one was more frightened, and his eyes were wide and round.
"I'm grassy, what the hell, why is it so disgusting!"
"I'm scared to death baby, how can there be such an ugly thing in the world, I want to vomit, don't stop me!"
"Help, Sadako is out! Run! ”
After about ten seconds, the onlookers erupted in various screams, and everyone ran towards the door in unison, one by one, as if the evil ghost was coming, and they ran away in the blink of an eye.
"You ...... A bunch of useless bastards, the old lady is going to fire you all! Pan Xiaojuan was so angry that she trembled, but when she turned her head to look at the mirror outside the door, she was immediately stunned for a few seconds, and then let out a piercing scream: "Ghost! ”
Poof!
This Bichi proprietress rolled her eyes, she was stunned, and she came to the street on the spot!
"Hahaha, there is no master here, there is a place to keep the master, Lao Tzu is a dignified eight-foot man, how can he succumb to a Bichi skirt like you, Gu Debai!" Xiaoqiang looked up to the sky and laughed, and strode out of the door of the studio, which was called a comfortable mood.
However, not far from the studio, he suddenly thought of a question, he only got a salary of 600 yuan after working for a month, so how should the rent and utility bills be solved this month?
, you dead pool, the master should kick you a few more times!