Chapter 468: Scared of Pee
"It's really a hell...... "Zhuo Yifei has never seen a ghost when he is so big, and he didn't believe in ghosts and gods before this, thinking that his martial arts are so strong, even if he encounters ghosts and gods, he has to retreat, but he can't help him." But what was revealed in his eyes now was infinite fear......
Xu Kai took advantage of the victory to chase after him, and used illusions to rectify him, to see if he dared to be so arrogant and reckless.
"Master Zhuangyuan, are you okay?" Although Kang Sanye is very happy in his heart, he still has to behave, lest others say that he can't do business, no matter how he says that this is also his own restaurant, he always has to bear some responsibility.
"You ......" At this time, Zhuo Yifei saw not Kang Sanye, but the imposter who was kicked to death by him, and was walking towards him with a strange scream, as if he wanted to ask for his life.
Zhuo Yifei said angrily: "Don't come here!" ”
"How?" Kang Sanye didn't understand why Zhuo Yifei would say such a thing, did he do something wrong?
But what Zhuo Yifei heard was another sentence, which was: "Give me back my life...... Give me back my life......"
He was even more panicked now, he didn't even dare to stand up, and said while crawling backwards and retreating: "Who told you to pretend to be Uncle Ben if you have nothing to do?" You deserve to die! ”
"What? Who impersonated you? Kang Sanye was confused, and thought: Could it be that this Zhuo Yifei is crazy?
What Zhuo Yifei heard was: "Pretending that you are not guilty of death, why do you want to put me to death?" Why? ”
"I am a relative of the emperor and a martial artist, why not execute an impostor?"
"I see...... "Kang Sanye finally understood now, it turned out that Zhuo Yifei regarded him as that impostor, it seems that he is now weak-hearted, so he will have this kind of illusion, and if he does too many bad things, he should have retribution! The more Kang Sanye thought about it, the happier he became, and said with a smile: "I said Champion Master, do you regret it now?" ”
What Zhuo Yifei heard was: "What about the emperor's relatives?" Aren't they all people? ”
"Bold! How dare you speak to me like that? Are you dying? ”
"My life is long gone...... Now I want your life too! As soon as the words fell, the imposter in Zhuo Yifei's eyes pounced like a wolf, and he suddenly couldn't move, that's right. Xu Kai used the technique of golden binding.
"Could this be the legendary ghost pulling feet?" Zhuo Yifei was so frightened that his pants were wet, this was the first time he had encountered a ghost, and it was also the first time he had peed his pants on the street......
There were more and more onlookers, and they saw Wu Zhuangyuan peeing his pants. Everyone is even more happy, and they usually suffer from his whims, but now everything is out, and some don't forget to ridicule a few words to vent the hatred in their hearts. Anyway, Zhuo Yifei is delirious now, and he can't remember this incident.
Kang Sanye wanted to help him up, but the smell of urine was really unbearable, so he quickly retreated to the back and said: "The champion is worthy of being a dragon among people, even urine is so powerful......"
Zhuo Yifei was already on the verge of collapse, and then heard the imposter say: "Your three souls have lost their seven souls, and there are only three days left to live, go back and prepare for the future!" He immediately passed out in the street, foaming at the mouth. The frightened people were in a mess and soon dispersed.
On the street, only Zhuo Yifei was left lying motionless on the ground, as if he was really dead.
I don't know how long it took, he finally woke up, it was the third watch in the middle of the night, his family didn't come to him, a few friends didn't even dare to mention it, passers-by didn't even dare to mention it, passers-by didn't pay attention to him when they saw him, this kind of person died and no one paid attention, it was really pitiful enough......
"Where am I? Is it the underworld? Zhuo Yifei's eyes were dark. The lights are out in the surrounding houses, and everyone is asleep, thinking about the funny things that happened today, and they really dream and laugh.
"Bell! Bang Bang! Three watches in the middle of the night. Watch out for the candles! A watchman shouted and walked over, and he saw Zhuo Yifei in a distance, and exclaimed, "Ghost! ”
He fled without saying a word, but he didn't expect to be afraid of ghosts, but he was really sorry that he walked alone on this street every night, where did he get the courage? Is it to survive?
"Ghosts? Am I really dead? Zhuo Yifei fell into a collapse again. He collapsed on the ground, motionless, waiting for the ghost to come and take him to hell.
After a while, there really was a ghost...... Hey? How can these people dress like officials? Zhuo Yifei took a closer look, and the vague figures walking in the front gradually became clear, it turned out that Fan Zhutou rushed to hear the sound, he was not afraid of ghosts, he thought that someone was pretending to be a ghost, so this time he brought a large number of people and horses, and wanted to play a game of catching ghosts, who knows......
"Champion? How are you? "Fan Zhutou was disappointed, he caught people twice in a row and met Zhuo Yifei, is this fate?
Fan Zhutou turned around and was about to leave, but was caught by Zhuo Yifei and said, "Fan Zhutou, can you please take me back to the house?" I should thank you ...... in the future."
"This ...... Don't you know the way? Why do you want me to bring it? Fan Zhutou looked very unhappy, he is not leading the way, but an official errand, maintaining law and order and catching thieves is his duty.
Zhuo Yifei was already frightened at this time, where did he dare to rush alone in this dark night, and said, "Just help me once, okay?" I ......"
Fan Zhutou looked at this martial champion who was still showing off his martial arts during the day, but now he was as timid as a mouse, although he didn't know who made him look like this, he admired this person in his heart, he had better make friends on the rivers and lakes, he could eat both black and white, the reason why the security of the imperial city was so good all depended on Fan Zhutou's connections, which made him loved by the people, and none of these catchers disobeyed him, and he was willing to listen to his dispatch.
"In that case...... That...... All right! I'll give the champion a ride. Hearing this, it seemed that he was going to send Zhuo Yi to fly to the western sky, so frightened that he trembled again, and quickly polished his eyes, for fear that he would think that the ghost cha was Fan Catcher.
After confirming that it was correct, Zhuo Yifei clinged to Fan Zhutou, worried all the way, looking around, suspicious, and finally returned to the palace.
"I'll just send it here, okay?" Fan Zhutou couldn't stand the personal entanglement of this martial champion, the smell of urine on his body had spread to him, and he had to go back and wash it quickly.
"Well, you go, I won't send it." As soon as Zhuo Yifei arrived home, he suddenly changed into a different person, and immediately raised his eyebrows and was majestic, as if he had forgotten everything just now.
Fan Zhutou saw that he didn't even say a word of thanks, and he didn't dare to be angry with him, so he had to endure this evil anger and settle it with him in the future. He clenched his hands into fists and left the palace in a hurry, he was not qualified to make friends with such high-ranking officials and nobles with his humble status, and he didn't bother to make friends with them, so he had been a head catcher for 20 years, but he still hadn't been promoted, and he was happy, at least he didn't have a lot of troubles, he just needed to be his head catcher with peace of mind. (To be continued.) )