Chapter 1: The Gods and Mandarin
Chapter 1: The Gods and Mandarin
The green mountains are like daisies, a round of red riddles rises from the peaks, the mist quietly disperses, and the peaceful town under the hill is like people waking up, and gradually has a human voice.
The crimson glow was gently sprinkled, and the sky and the earth gradually became clearer.
The town under the morning sun has a fresh and elegant rural style.
On the streets of the town, hard-working people have already started their work.
The shouts of the vendors in the bazaar are contrasted with the bargaining of sellers and buyers, and the greetings and laughter of acquaintances are endless.
The highest place in the town, a sacred place revered by the townspeople, and also the place where the tallest buildings in the town exist.
This is a small Gothic Holy See, the Holy See stands in the center of the town to the north of the Fountain Square, and it is not as majestic and powerful as the large churches, which gives people a sense of divine power at a glance.
The chapel in front of you is more intimate, more real, warm, beautiful, and simple, as if all the beautiful and kind words can be put on this chapel.
On the side of the church is the town's zhèngfu, which deals with government affairs. Attentive people can notice that the height of the church is higher than the zhèngfu administrative building next to the church.
Yes, in this world, the divine right is higher than the regime, and the gods who protect one side will be worshiped and believed in by the local people.
That's right, it's the gods, this world is a polytheistic world, gods do exist, and there is still no accurate number of how many gods and churches exist in this world.
Id, who has become the highest-ranking person in Landa Town, believes in the existence of the gods, and is grateful for the kindness of the gods.
If there were no gods, then two days ago, the existence of Ide would have disappeared into reincarnation. It is precisely because of the gods that Ed will once again open his eyes and appreciate the beauty of the world, even if this world is no longer the existence called Earth.
Thank God for letting me be born again; Revere the gods, I am your faithful believer; Assist the gods, and I will proclaim your glory and praise your greatness to the world!
Great! I'm an ancient Yashit!
I am your earthly agent, I am Id Prynzas Margetelo! Your Pope!
Looking at the rising sun, Ed Margotelo stood in front of the church door, holding an ancient, vicissitudes, cracked paladin's spear.
The rise of the Holy See was never sacred.
However, after the rise, it is always the victor who writes the epic.
At that time, it can be said that the rise of the unholy is a holy war full of sacred meaning. From the very beginning, the great Cult of God stood on the moral high ground.
Thinking about how the chapel could become the world's number one great god religion. Ide's heart was a little unremarkable, and he looked at the chapel and wept silently, did he really do this great dream?
Yide dared to use his own knots to guarantee that in this world, there would never be a more bitter traverser than himself.
We have a great god who can only hum the word "goo" to worship, and an old bishop who has half a foot in the loess, and a group of ten-year-old dissatisfied, and even the youngest young daughter Lori Sister who is still drinking nǎi to support.
And ah, the small church in this small town has fallen into disrepair and needs to be repaired.
He is only ten years old when he is in his body now! If you want to go out to work and make money, there is no way. The world has a law on the protection of minors under the age of 16, which prohibits minors from working outside the home! Is this still the legendary fantasy world where human life is like a mustard?
How weak is the law for the protection of minors in the fantasy world, are you still a big country law, you can't even cover it with a small Holy See, it's just a cheat! I report that someone here has let a hard-pressed ten-year-old boy, the future flower of the motherland, fall into the sea of work!
Theocracy is greater than political power, and for this reason, Yide, who wants to play easily and wait for death, is unfortunately a clergyman, and he does not enjoy the protection of the law...... For this reason, Ide can only look at other people's children with envy and jealousy.
His Majesty, the great new Pope, flipped the table in anger at this fantasy world of the pit ancestors.
Ide felt that the heavens would descend on the Si people. It's really useless to ask the gods, because their gods will call "coo, goo, goo", and they have to be like a nǎi dad to prepare the materials for the great master to worship and sacrifice to the gods - candy.
A penny is hard to beat a good Pope! For this reason, Ed's heart shed blood and tears...... Yide won't say that he also wants to eat that sweet and delicious candy, even if he eats it, it is a natural reaction of the body, and it has nothing to do with Yide! This is irresistible, irresistible. You must know that this body is only ten years old.
Then again, why did Ide have to run to the door of the house early in the morning to pose. Actually, there are deep reasons for this. To put it simply, today is the son of Ide who officially took over the Ancient Asian Divine Cult, and he was a trainee pope before, and after today, he is the actual controller of the entire Ancient Asian Divine Cult, the great new Pope of the Ancient Asian Divine Cult.
For this reason, now this ceremony of standing at the door with a broken gun for onlookers to cherish and protect animals - Pope Zhengtai has begun.
From today onwards, Ed is a big shot!
Although there is only a small church in this Divine Church, although this Divine Religion has only an old bishop with half a foot in the coffin, and although this Divine Religion has a group of young nuns who drag oil bottles, Ed, who clenched his fists to cheer himself up, still believes that the Church of God is leading itself to glory...... Probably.
My God, can I protest that I want a good and leisurely childhood?
"Goo! Goo! [Protests are ineffective!] From today you will be my Pope. 】
I still remember the dream I had two days ago before I was resurrected, the vow I made in the dream.
In the face of the great sublime, give all of yourself. Become the Pope, for the sake of the exalted, to create the Cult of the Most High!
Listening to his own goddess yelling in his heart, Yide sighed helplessly, but the next moment, he immediately faced a straight face. Now it's public, and now I'm posing in front of church. There is a group of ignorant believers watching in the fountain square, if you are not serious at this time, your face does not matter, but the face of the ancient Ya God Sect is about to be lost, this is not good. Although this cult is relatively unreliable from the gods to the nuns, it is still debatable whether the festival cāo has been made......
To tell the truth, a ten-year-old Zhengtai, wearing a heavy papal robe and carrying a holy spear in his hand, pretending to be serious is indeed quite joyful. At this time, if there is a strange sister here, she will definitely yell that she is so cute, let the queen hug Yide into her arms and love it well.
Ide listened to his great god screaming in his heart, couldn't help but be a little entangled, sighed slightly in his heart, and said silently: "Lord God, when will you be able to learn Mandarin well." You must know that in these years, when you go out, Mandarin will not be difficult to mix. ”
"Goo! Goo goo "[Long-winded! This princess will be able to learn Mandarin well sooner or later. Moreover, talking about such a vulgar thing, where is it convenient to think and read. 】
"In that case, why do you still say 'Goo'...... Just use the words. ”
"Goo!" [Fool, can you become my pope like this!] This is a mood particle! 】
"God-sama is very active today." To be honest, for his god-sama, Ide still feels very amazing about the call of "goo-goo-goo" in his heart since this morning.
It's been two days since I came to this charismatic world, and during the two days, I only have the opportunity to talk to my god at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. However, today it broke the norm, and the gods were able to make a fuss from three o'clock in the morning to now.
Sleep-deprived and emaciated by the succession ritual, Ide is still curious about the hilarious gods of his own family.
[Today, my dad will give me a day off because my first pope is in office! Hooray, I finally don't have to learn something that requires God's ordination! So decided! Ide, you will have an inauguration ceremony every day in the future! 】
"Hey, hey! Come once a day, God-sama, are you going to kill me? I'm only 10 years old, and I'm going to protest against your child labor abuse! ”
[As a clergyman, God's command is absolute, Ide, you die of this heart. This princess is your boss! Obey me. But it's too much of an exaggeration to have a ritual every day, or you have seven days a week, and you have to work six days plus 24 hours. 】
"What's the difference, hey! The charismatic world is only 24 hours a day. God, you are cheating on me! And I firmly believe that your Father would never agree with this idea. Id's serious expression that he tried to pretend to be in front of people finally couldn't be maintained, and he couldn't help but have black lines on his head for the gods who had nothing to say to him.
"Goo!" [Long-winded! Hmph, hurry up and finish the ceremony, and then hand in today's tribute. 】
Yide couldn't help wiping his sweat in his heart, and he couldn't laugh or cry, my dear god, you let me hold a ritual every day for a while, and then let me solve the ritual immediately, what kind of trouble is this.
The resentment revealed from the words of the god made Ide sigh helplessly, my family's god is like this.
Ide looked up again at the townsfolk gathered in the square praying sincerely, and once again the friendly smile characteristic of the Holy See appeared on his cheeks.
Id's smile is not contrived, Id's smile is genuine. Because, as a practitioner of the gods, Yide can feel the reverence and belief of the believers gathered here for the ancient Asian gods.
Ide slowly opened his mouth and said in a child's clear, energetic voice: "I am Ide Prynzus Margetelo, from this moment on, I am the Pope of the Ancient Asian Divine Cult, and I will lead and guide the Ancient Asian Divine Cult to glory!" The glory of the ancient Yass will be preached throughout the world! ”
Looking at the hopeful eyes of the believers in the town below the steps, Ide made not an oath, but a rather ordinary and prosaic promise. But it is the export of this promise.
The believers in the square cheered excitedly.
"Great! I'm an ancient Yashit! Long live the Pope! ”
Id is the Pope, even if his ancient subtheological religion is only a small church in the charismatic world, but Id is still the same as those great kings, and his words are not only responsible for his own duties as the Pope, but also responsible for the gods he believes in.
The gods are the greatest beings in this world.
For this reason, Yide, Chrysostom Yuyan!
(The new book is opened, and all the officials remember to collect it)