Chapter 196: You Idiot!
In the second round of the Premier League, Chelsea won a big victory, and after the team celebrated, the manager Mourinho, who was in a good mood, also gave the players a day off, and Wang Li returned to the club with the team bus after the game.
By the time we got back to Stamford Bridge, it was around ten o'clock in the evening.
At this time, the city of London is still busy, most of the shops are not closed, the road is full of cars, and the towers of high-rise buildings and lighthouses light up the whole city, which makes the night and day seem to be no different.
But Wang Li was not in the mood to appreciate these, out of the club, he went directly to the shopping mall, bought a lot of packaged food and supplies, and then walked towards his new home, since Angela moved to him, Wang Li seems to have become a 'home' man, when there is nothing to do, just go home directly, and Angel pulled through their two-person world.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
At this time, there was a woman in her thirties in the living room, wearing a black professional suit, with a white apron around her body, she was holding a vacuum cleaner, as if she was cleaning the living room.
"You're Mr. Allen, my name is Diana. Jones is a nanny hired by Princess Angela. Diana bowed slightly to Wang Li, then turned her head and continued to go about her business.
"Oh......, thank you."
Looking at this woman who called herself Diana, Wang Li felt helpless for a while, originally he wanted to find a younger nanny, so that it would be convenient to communicate in normal times. However, it seems that Angela is very wary of him in some ways, and she has found someone who is a little older.
'Really, I'm not trustworthy yet?' Muttering a few words in his heart, Wang Li turned around and walked upstairs.
At this time, in Wang Li's room, Angela was sitting lazily next to the computer, giggling, Wang Li gently walked behind Angela, took a closer look, and it was a cartoon cartoon playing.
Wang Li smiled, took advantage of Angela's lack of attention, covered her eyes with both hands, and said, "Guess who I am?" ”
"An idiot." Angela didn't think about it, but replied with a smile.
"Guess again!"
"Perverts?"
Wang Li was slightly annoyed when he heard Angela say this, so he split his right hand and attacked directly to a mountain peak below, pinching it a little harder.
"Oops!" Angela was startled, stood up and turned around and said, "Nasty, what are you doing!" ”
"You say I'm a pervert." Wang Li waved his hand innocently, and then said with a wicked smile: "Then I'll show you!" As he spoke, he reached out and put his arm around Angela, and his body was directly attached to it.
"No, don't now, I still want to watch cartoons!" Angela struggled and grumbled.
Wang Li didn't answer, his hands continued to grope up and down, expressing his will with actions.
"No, Diana is still downstairs... Hmph..."
"Don't do that, not right now."
"Close the door ......."
"Carry me to bed."
So, two young people who have just experienced the ups and downs and waves, once again join hands to step into the endless ocean, experience the most primitive environment and beauty, so that when Jones left, they don't know.
For motivated young people, this kind of thing is indeed easy for them to indulge in..................... The next day, Wang Li, who had been fighting all night, got up at eight o'clock in the morning, because he still had an appointment to learn to drive today.
For most European families, the car is an indispensable part of life.
In the past, Wang Li was only practicing his skills and internal strength all day long, and rarely thought about other things. After the match against Birmingham, Chelsea's chairman, Mr. Abramovich, a Russian tycoon, promised to give Wang Li a car, but it was shelved because Wang Li did not have a British driving license, which also reminded Wang Li that it was time for him to learn how to drive.
After having this idea, Wang Li became a little envious when he saw his teammates driving to participate in training every day, but the road has to be walked step by step, and if you want to achieve this step, you must first get a driver's license. Therefore, taking advantage of this holiday, he made an appointment with an instructor and wanted to systematically learn driving skills.
The way to test for a driver's license in the UK is different from that in China, before you can get a full driver's license, you must first apply for a 'probationary driver's license', and only those who have this kind of driver's license can be eligible to participate in formal training.
The internship driver's license is very easy to apply, you only need to fill out an application form, two photos and a handling fee to mail it to the driver and vehicle registration office, and Wang Li has already obtained the internship driver's license a few days ago, and today is going to participate in formal training.
Walking into a driving training center outside London, after submitting the reservation number at the front desk, Wang Li sat in the lounge, waiting for his appointment with the driving instructor. Surprisingly, this driving training center is not what Wang Li imagined - it is very large, with a very spacious and open-air test site, etc., but is on the third floor of a building, like an Internet company.
After a while, a woman in a black tracksuit walked in his direction.
This woman is about 1.7 meters tall, and her figure is very good: the slender thighs wrapped in the sports shorts on the lower body are straight and white, and the two peaks on the upper body hold up the sportswear.
"Hello, big star. My name is Joyce. Naira will be your driving instructor from now on. After walking in front of Wang Li, Joyce took the initiative to introduce herself.
Joyce, 23, has been working at the training center for more than two years. And yesterday, when she learned that the person who booked the car learning was the recently famous 'dance master' Alan . In fact, she doesn't like football, but she is a racing enthusiast, and for Joyce, maybe F1 is more attractive.
"Oh, hello, call me Alan, but...... Shall we get started? After Wang Li came to his senses, he smiled embarrassedly, and then asked suspiciously. As for driving, he is a pure layman, and he doesn't know the process of learning to drive at all.
Joyce chuckled, then turned and walked out, saying, "Come with me, then." ”
So, Wang Li followed Joyce out of the building. At this time, a black car had been parked on the side of the street, and Joyce made a gesture of invitation to Wang Li, then opened the door and sat in the driver's passenger seat.
"Miss, did you want me to drive on the highway on the first day?" Sitting in the driver's seat and touching the steering wheel with both hands, Wang Li turned his head and asked in surprise.
"Of course." Joyce said as a matter of course.
"But I haven't even been exposed to this knowledge, and I don't even know what some parts are called."
"Of course, if you knew everything, what else would you want me to do?" Joyce looked at Wang Li suspiciously, and asked rhetorically.
"Oh my God, all right, all right! So can we get started? ”
Wang Li felt that today's journey must be very dangerous, for driving, he really has no contact at all, even if he has internal strength, but he is not superhuman, if there is a car accident, it is really too dangerous.
Is this 'special care'? Wang Lihu thought suspiciously, and looked carefully at Joyce next to him, "Could it be that she is an Arsenal fan and deliberately comes to fix me?" ’
In fact, this is not a special care, the British driving training method has always been like this, they believe that only driving on the real road, facing real pedestrians, vehicles, can accurately judge whether a person has the ability to drive, so, in the United Kingdom, most of these driving training centers are located in the suburbs, which can also reduce the danger surname.
Despite the practical focus, the probability of passing a driving test in the UK is very low, with less than 43 per cent of people successfully passing the written test and practical work to get a driving licence – many of whom have to study for years.
After more than half an hour of Joyce's explanation, Wang Li finally sorted out the names and functions of various commonly used parts in the car, in fact, Wang Li really has no talent for learning, although he can easily remember the names of each component, but in these troublesome functions, he is always a little confused - Wang Li's most annoying thing is to be a student.
"Oh, it's finally good! Mr. Allen, you're so stupid, it's the first time I've met a student as stupid as you. Joyce wiped the sweat from her face with her hand and complained.
Wang Li smiled rather awkwardly, "Oh, I'm sorry. "It's really not a good feeling to be despised by a beautiful woman.
"Well, try it yourself, and remember the order I just said."
"Yes, okay!"
In normal times, Joyce gives people the impression that she will be a very gentle woman, but at work, she is very serious and strict. In terms of driving, perhaps a negligence is related to human life, so it is very important for these students to learn real driving skills - the British driving test is very strict, and without real skills, it is almost impossible to pass successfully.
At this time, Wang Li didn't know that this was just the beginning of his tragedy that day, Joyce next to him would not show mercy, whenever Wang Li made a small mistake, he would be severely reprimanded by the female coach.
The car pauses in the middle ...... "Hold the steering wheel and keep your eyes on the front!" I say you should be serious! ”
The car just started ...... "Panasonic clutch, now step on the accelerator ......**!" Slow down! You stupid, you want to speed? ”
The car turned ...... "Look at the rearview mirror out of the corner of your eye, you have to steer first, OK?" ”
Uphill...... "You idiot!" The car is suffocating! ”
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(To be continued)