Chapter 5 Yuxi is too hard, I prefer to smoke the Red River
There are more than 20 of these books, each at least five or six hundred pages thick, stacked together like a stack of bricks on a construction site. Du Ang casually opened a book called "Principles of Magic and Three-Dimensional Analysis", and found that all the font sizes used in it were the smallest fonts, and in the dim candlelight, he couldn't see clearly without staring at his eyes like a bun, and the content in it was obscure, and some words and sentences were completely bullshit, and he didn't know what he meant after reading it for a long time.
"All memorized? One month? Are you sure you're not playing with me? Duon asked in disbelief, wondering if he should rush out and shout for help while the magician was not paying attention.
"Yes, a month!" Justin nodded and smiled. Looking at his villainous face, Du Ang was full of anger, if he couldn't beat it, he really wanted to slap this pretending to be a guilty person.
Du Ang shouted: "This is impossible, how can it be possible to memorize all these things in a month?" ”
"What do I care about you?" Justin sneered: "Figure it out yourself, anyway, if you can't carry it, I'll clean you up." ”
Du Ang's heart flipped over, and he knew that he had fallen into the hands of his stepmother this time......
He also came stubbornly and turned his head: "I don't carry it." ”
Even if you can control my body, but my mind is still my own, I won't carry it, what can you do with me? Bite me?
Justin leaned in front of Duang's face: "Do you dare to say another word?" ”
"I don't carry it!"
"Okay, you brought it on yourself."
Justin was not polite at all, he raised his hand and threw a handful of white powder at Duang's body, and he didn't know what this thing was made of, and it was itchy after sticking to his body. Du Ang wanted to be a good man at first, but he gritted his teeth and held up for less than five seconds before he couldn't hold on, and he lay on the ground with a pop, rolling vigorously, scratching everywhere on his body with his two hands, but the more he scratched, the more itchy he became, and the uncomfortable feeling was that he wanted to tear off the skin on his body to relieve his hatred.
"Do you want to carry it?" Justin asked again.
"Back!"
Du Ang surrendered immediately, and the one who knew the time was Junjie.
"Cheap, toast and don't eat and drink." Justin shook his fingers and drew an unknown symbol in the air, and Duang immediately stopped itching.
"In the future, if you are disobedient, I will use this trick to clean you up." Justin said with a cold face: "Get out of the way and endorse it." ”
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For the next month, Duang spent the month in agony of recitation. Justin is really ruthless, except for going to the toilet, he doesn't allow Duang to go out, and even eats and sleeps in the classroom. Occasionally, Duang wanted to go to the countess to say goodbye, and Justin used the same method as before, turning Duon into a puppet whose hands and feet were not under his control, and then taking him out, and at night, he went back to sleep in the bedroom by himself, and left Duang alone in the classroom. Not only that, but he also told the servants in the earl's palace that Young Master Du Ang was working hard, and occasionally yelling and banging on the door was because he was too involved in studying, which belonged to the category of normal neurotic abnormalities, no matter how he smashed it, it was enough not to open the door for him.
It is said that human beings have unlimited potential, once they are pushed to the extreme, they will burst out with huge energy that even they can't believe, such as a magical mother when her child was suppressed, kicked several tons of cars, this kind of thing sounds strange, but it is not uncommon, about this, Du Ang is deeply agreed, I didn't believe much in the past, but now I believe it.
Under tremendous pressure, he memorized four thick books in one month, an achievement he could never have imagined before. But what made him depressed was that there were twenty-two of these books, and memorizing four of them was only one-fifth of the total, and he was not a computer, and he didn't have the ability to memorize them, so even if he tried his best, he couldn't memorize all the books in a month.
On the last day of the month, Justin asked Duang, "Have you memorized it all?" ”
"Nope."
"How much do you memorize?"
"Four copies, and the fifth one is a third of the back." Duang hung his head and said. I'm already working hard, but I'm still a little bit away from completing the task, it's over, and I'm going to itch again.
Old bastard, old rascal, feng shui takes turns, if you fall into my hands in the future, I will not play you to death, I will be raised by you......
Duang chirped in his heart, and as soon as Justin raised his hand, he immediately closed his eyes and waited to be cleaned up. However, this time, Justin didn't make a bunch of white powder to clean up Duang like before, he seemed to be in a good mood today, and his eyes were softer than usual, so he sighed and said, "It's not bad to be able to memorize so much in a month." Forget it, give you another month, you continue to memorize, if you can't memorize it again, the two sins will be one, and the account will be settled together. ”
"Huh?"
Duang thought he had misheard, how could this old rascal be kind today? Could it be that he was disturbed by the long-term abuse of children and wanted to change his evil and turn from good to good?
Wrong!
He must have some other conspiracy, maybe how to hold back the bad!
"You really don't punish me?"
"Nonsense, get out of the way and endorse."
Du Ang rolled happily, squatting in the corner of the wall to endorse, since the words have been said here, he is not comfortable to ask more. Du Ang muttered and recited those complicated and obscure words in his mouth, and his heart was still a little unsure, today Justin was a little abnormal, and Du Ang always felt that something was wrong......
Peeking in, I saw Justin sitting on a chair, his fingers crossed, his head slightly tilted, and a very intoxicated expression on his face, as if something good had happened. Du Ang wondered even more, could it be that his daughter-in-law in his hometown gave him a son? Otherwise, why is it like taking an inferior aphrodisiac today?
He was wondering, when he saw Justin take out a small box made of iron sheet from his arms, take out a small white stick from it, hold it in his mouth, move his fingers, brush the gas flame, and light the end of the white stick, Justin took a deep breath, spit out a smoke ring very skillfully, and closed his eyes slightly.
"Holy! Cigarette! Du Ang's hand shook, and the book of "The Aesthetic Principles of the Edge of the Magic Mirror", which was thicker than a brick, fell to the ground with a thud.
"Cigarettes, cigarettes, damn it, isn't this St. George's Continent? Isn't this the Bauhinia Empire? How can there be cigarettes in this place where you can be a court scholar by doing four operations? Am I dreaming? Haven't I woken up yet? Du Ang didn't say a word, he directly raised his hand and gave himself a hard face, and his originally fair little face suddenly swollen, and his mouth was full of blood.
Justin frowned: "What are you crazy about?" Isn't it worth cleaning up again? What's the matter with the blood on your mouth? Go wipe it off, don't make it look like a vampire, I'm annoying. ”
Du Ang turned a deaf ear and didn't pay attention to Justin's stubble at all, he just stared blankly at the half-lit cigarette in Justin's hand, and muttered, "Smoke ......"
Justin thought that Du Ang said that this thing was smoking, so he waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, this is a magic prop that I newly invented, it will smoke normally, I am watching, it won't catch fire, go and go, you quickly wipe the blood from your mouth and continue to endorse ......"
Boosters?
Bah!
Who are you fooling?
I saw the word Yuxi on the butt of the cigarette.
He walked over sneeringly: "Can you bring me one?" ”
"Go, go, what's the fuss? This is a newly invented magic prop, and the surname can not be stable, what should you do if you are hot? Hurry up and endorse it, children don't play with fire, play with fire and wet the bed at night. ”
Du Ang grinned a smile that was more ugly than crying: "Okay, don't forget it, Yuxi is too hard, in fact, I am more willing to smoke the Red River!" ”
"What? What do you say? This time it was Justin's turn to be stunned.
Du Ang's tears flowed out: "You also crossed over, right?" ”
"Ah, yes!" Justin was stunned, his IQ was obviously not enough, and he didn't react for a long time, and when he heard Du Ang ask, he nodded coldly.
Du Ang pointed to his nose and said with a smile: "You really came through time?" Hehe, me too......"
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