Chapter 020: Who Are You (Second Update)
Chapter 020: Who Are You
Liang Xiao stood at the door of the bathroom, waiting for ten minutes, and no one came to take this woman away. I cruelly left this woman here, it seems that I can't bear it, but I am really uncomfortable with urine.
"Well, it looks like you'll have to come with me tonight!" Liang Xiao helped the unconscious woman and walked out of the nightclub.
Stopped a taxi and stuffed the woman into the back seat, the taxi driver looked at the two from the rearview mirror, and said with a smile, "Man, it's a good harvest." ”
"Go to your sister's harvest", Liang Xiao scolded in his heart, and said to the driver, "Go to the nearest hotel." ”
The driver whistled, "received", slammed on the accelerator, and left the door of the nightclub in a puff of smoke.
"I'll go, you're more anxious than me", Liang Xiao said in his heart that he was anxious to urinate, and you really took me as anxious.
Walking into the lobby of the hotel, I thought that I didn't have a local ID card, so I hurriedly worked on the woman for a while, and finally finished registering.
"I'll go, the 11th floor has finally arrived, and it's going to explode." As soon as you enter the door, push the woman on the bed, and take care of you.
"It's so cool, no wonder it is said that people have three urgencies, this urgency is really uncomfortable." After urinating for three minutes, Liang Xiao felt comfortable from head to toe. Looking at myself in the mirror, the smell of alcohol is really uncomfortable, and I constantly wipe the dirt on my body with a towel, but I always feel that it is not clean.
"What to do, go back? Or not going back? "Walking out of the bathroom, looking at the woman lying on the bed, her mind is constantly struggling.
Liang smiled and was about to pounce, and then took it back, "It doesn't seem good to do this, I'm a gentleman, and besides, the herring fish is still waiting for me, so I seem to be sorry for her, but don't eat the meat to the mouth!" Liang Xiao, who was about to pounce again, watched the woman sit up suddenly, and another sip of beer sprayed directly at the position of Liang Xiao's little brother.
"I'll go, do you have a grudge against me?" Seeing that the woman squirted a sip of wine and staggered down, Liang Xiao hurriedly ran into the bathroom again.
When he came out again, Liang Xiao had lost all the interest he had just now, sat on the chair next to the bed, looked at the woman who slept like a piglet on the bed, and sighed that he was really moldy for eight lifetimes, "I didn't eat fish, but my whole body smelled fishy, and I won't come out with this Ratriel next time I kill myself, there is a guy of the opposite sex and no humanity, leave me alone." I'd like to see what kind of fairy you are. ”
"Anne Jacqueline Hathaway, I'll go, isn't it pretty good, why do you draw it like a ghost!" Liang Xiao picked up the woman's ID card and looked at the ID photo on it.
After sitting for a while, Liang Xiao called the service desk, it was too uncomfortable to wear this body, and the woman probably did too.
By the time the service desk staff helped Anne Hathaway take care of it and freshen up herself, it was already past two o'clock in the morning.
Looking at the electronic clock on the table, Liang Xiao felt that the vision around him was becoming more and more blurred, and his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier.
"Ahh
Liang Xiao opened his eyes and saw the woman last night, lifted the quilt and looked at it, let Hou pull the quilt tightly to cover his chest, and exclaimed loudly to himself, "Who are you?" ”
Liang Xiao didn't know if he was too tired last night, so he unconsciously climbed into bed. looked at Anne Hathaway sitting on the bed, "You girl, didn't you spray me with wine yesterday, see if I don't treat you well." Liang Xiao couldn't help but feel evil in his heart.
"Don't cover it, I've already seen everything I should see, it's not very big!" Liang Xiaoxiao's evil spirit is awe-inspiring, look at you, this little woman, fighting with me.
Anne Hathaway heard Liang Xiao say that she had already seen everything she should see, but she didn't say it was big enough, so she kicked Liang Xiao from the bed to the floor in anger.
"Hey, you stinky woman" got up from the ground, Liang Xiao suddenly wanted to get angry, and kindly got you here, and actually kicked me.
"I said, who are you?" Anne Hathaway didn't seem to be afraid of Liang Xiao at all, and screamed again.
"You stinky woman, I want to ask you who are you? Louder than loud, right? Liang Xiao replied angrily, and then sat on the chair, thinking that this woman's strength was really big enough.
"Get your ID out!" Anne Hathaway stood up, crossed her waist, and said with one hand to Liang.
"Can you not do that? It's really not small. ”
Seeing that Liang Xiao didn't react for a long time, Anne Hathaway followed Liang Xiao's gaze, her chest, "You pervert", "snap" is a slap in the face, slapped on Liang Xiao's face, and quickly covered her chest, "What's wrong with me today, it's not usually like this, this kid is really annoying." Anne-Hathaway watched Liang Xiao staring at her chest, probably when she was playing with Liang Xiao just now, the buttons of her pajamas were opened, and the vacuum inside made Liang Xiao look over, and she couldn't get angry.
"Hey, you, you woman" Liang couldn't say a word with a smile, after all, he had shown everyone else, what could he do. "I don't have any ID?"
"What, without ID, you're a stowaway?" Anne Hathaway thought to herself that she had been circled by a stowaway.
"You're the stowaway, your whole family is a stowaway. See clearly, what is this? Actually said that he was a smuggler, Liang Xiao took out the passport in his pocket, gritted his teeth at Anne Hathaway and said, he is really too moldy, and he must choose an auspicious day for the zodiac next time he goes out.
"Xiaoliang, Chinese?" Anne Hathaway looked at the name on the passport seriously, "Say, what are you doing?" Pointing at Liang Xiao again, he suddenly found that the button on his chest was not buttoned, and he retracted his hand.
"What do I do?" Liang Xiao turned his head and suddenly saw the clock on the table, "I'll go, it's more than eight o'clock, press conference, press conference, I'm going to be late." ”
The Knicks only signed Liang yesterday and told him that he would have a press conference at 9 o'clock this morning. Whether it's a small role or a big one, the team will hold a press conference for the player to inform others about the team's signings.
Liang Xiao stood up suddenly, Anne Hathaway looked at the man who was taller than herself standing in front of her, and couldn't help but be a little afraid, she was so stupid just now, she should call the police, "What do you want to do, if you do something to me, I will call the police." ”
"Go away, stupid woman, whoever does it to you, if you do, I will move you yesterday!" Liang Xiao put Anne Hathaway away, it's too late to go back and change clothes, the press conference requires formal clothes, so I have no choice but to call the service desk to bring my own set of formal clothes, if it's too late, I'll miss the press conference.
"Huh? Are you saying you didn't do that to me, to me? ”
"What's the matter, who's not interested in you!"
Liang Xiao got the clothes and passed them on while coping with Anne Hathaway's questions. Anne Hathaway, who watched Liang Xiao put on a formal suit, thought in her heart, "I didn't expect this Chinese to really look good in a suit, and it seems to be very handsome." What am I thinking? ”
Liang Xiao couldn't do a good job of tying a tie for a long time, and looked at Anne Hathaway sitting on the bed, "Hey, stupid woman, can you tie a tie?" ”
"Is it calling me, won't you?"
"Hey, for the sake of me moving you from the nightclub yesterday", Liang Xiao thought in his heart that if he rubbed the press conference any longer, he would really miss it.
Anne Hathaway looked at the man, walked over, pulled her tie, and said, "Stand!" Stoop! ”
A fragrance came from the other party, looking at Anne who had washed off her face with heavy makeup, she was really pure, really beautiful, she hadn't looked at her seriously since last night, and now it really has a different flavor when she looks serious.