Chapter 1: Just after crossing over, it was reversed
There is a substance in the body of every life, which can make people stronger, survive longer, and even change the heavens and the earth. Those who possess energy are called cultivators, and those who are powerful are called immortals. The beast or plant that owns it is called a demon. Well? The name energy is a bit tricky? Hawkers, anyway, the meaning is about the same, so don't delve into the question of the author's name.
According to legend, in ancient times, people and demons lived together, at that time, happy and harmonious, but I don't know when, this situation changed, and people and demons began to fight, killing earth-shattering and bloody. The so-called "water of the Milky Way falls in nine days, and the earth is broken and flows with the waves; The sea has huge waves of 3,000 feet, and the wind is howling for thousands of miles. "Well, let's ignore the author's culture of graduating from elementary school again.
In short, that battle was very exciting, very lively, many powers called immortals all came out of the mountain, the whole world was fighting, and no one could dodge. Ultimately...... There is no end, the legend ends here, no one knows what happened later, only that since then, there is no more legend of the gods in the world, and human beings have become the protagonists of this continent, the demon race, and now they have been reduced to demon beasts, or they are used as mounts, or they are used as playthings, or they are killed and take the demon crystals.
In this way, until the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Emperor Ling, the ruler of the Central Plains, was mediocre and incompetent, with ten permanent servants disturbing the government, and nomads constantly burning, killing and looting outside. It's just that the emperor in the deep palace obviously doesn't care too much about the lives of the civilians, and still enjoys himself as usual. And our story starts here.
In a dense forest, a young man with short black hair, a lewd face, and a large white nightgown was sitting under a large tree in a daze, not caring about the consequences of the white nightgown and the mud making out.
"My name is Dream Evil, 22 years old, an otaku, my biggest hobby is playing galgame, I was living a happy life, but just now, I suddenly appeared in this ghost place, according to the perennial novel experience, it seems that I have crossed the ......" The man suddenly whispered, but then, the man suddenly wondered, "Huh? Why did Lao Tzu introduce himself like this? ”
Suddenly, this man, or Dream Demon, pointed to the sky and scolded, "Nima's thief, do you know the rules!" If you want Lao Tzu to cross, you have to give some hints! Suddenly threw Lao Tzu in this kind of place, and didn't give any benefits to Nima! After scolding, Dream Evil casually wanted to grab a stone or something and throw it into the sky to show that he was not afraid of power, "Huh? What is this? "The dream demon suddenly grabbed a strange thing, and when he brought it to him, he saw a black whip......
"Uh...... According to the setting of this place, there should be no such unscientific thing, so according to the traverser principle, this whip is certainly my welfare, it's just ...... No matter how you look at this Nima, it's just an ordinary whip! "Dream Evil looked at the whip in front of him helplessly, there was no gorgeous appearance, no complex pattern, no matter how you looked, it was a very, very ordinary whip." Maybe the only bright spot is that the whip feels smooth to the touch? "Dream evil seems to have finally found an advantage.
"So...... What's next? Dream Demon casually put the whip in the pocket of his nightgown, leaning against the tree and thinking about what the future should be, when suddenly, he noticed that there seemed to be something strange in his pocket, "Is this what welfare?" Yumesha touched the thing with excitement, "Hmm...... Cylindrical in shape, the appearance does not seem to be very smooth...... Nima, I guess it's hairy, just take it out and take a look! Dream Demon said to himself laughing again, and took it out with his hand.
Nima...... It's really welfare......" Dream Evil looked at the thing in his hand dumbfounded and muttered, Okay, if you use welfare to describe this thing, well, it's really appropriate, because this thing is...... Cigar...... I forgot to say that Dream Evil is a big smoker, and he loves cigars the most.
"Alas...... Forget it, something is better than nothing, I haven't smoked this thing in a long time. Dream Evil reached into his pocket again, and in his mind, since there was a cigar, it was impossible to do without matches, and sure enough, he touched it.
Lighting his cigar, Dream Evil took a hard puff and leaned back against the trunk of the tree to think about the future, "What era is this?" According to the traverser principle, the encounters of each traverser after crossing are to find the golden finger, meet the enemy, find the future woman, meet the enemy, find the brother, and meet the enemy...... So I'm ...... now Nima! Probably not! Don't meet any enemies! "Dream evil thoughts, almost choked on the smoke. No matter what he thought, he felt that if he ran into the enemy at this time, there would be only one result...... Hawkers, anyway, the other party will definitely not die.
He took another hard breath, and the strong aromatic smoke made Dream Evil feel confused, and also relieved his somewhat nervous mood a little. "Wait, maybe some peerless master will pass by and shout at me that he wants to take me as an apprentice?" Dream Evil thought boredly. Well, in fact, this kid is just afraid of this kind of forest. There's no way, whoever makes this kid okay likes to watch the wilderness survive, sometimes, the more you know, the better it is.
Just as the dream evil continued to swallow the clouds and spitt out the fog, the clearing in front of him suddenly lit up, and a strange and wonderful pattern appeared on the ground. "Holy! What's the situation? Dream Evil jumped up and looked at the scene in front of him in shock. Magic Circle? Summon? Transmission? Demons are coming? A lot of terms that were somewhat similar to the scene in front of him appeared in the dream demon's mind for a moment, and finally came to a conclusion, "Let's hide first......
Thinking about it, he ran to the back of a huge tree at once, poked his head into the situation in front of him cautiously, and grabbed the black whip in his hand, although he didn't know how to play with the whip at all, and he didn't find anything special about this whip, but ...... It's better to have a weapon than nothing. Then, under the nervous gaze of the dream evil, I saw a white light flash, and a person appeared on the pattern, and then, the pattern disappeared in an instant......
"Gone?" Countless question marks popped up in the dream evil brain, in his opinion, such a strange scene, no matter how you say it, there must be something perverted, no matter how bad it is, it should cause some vision of heaven and earth, there is only one person? "Could it be a legendary demon?" Dream Evil Thoughts, although that person seems to be a human, but have you heard of the transformation? Dream Evil still thinks it's better to be careful.
It's just that...... After waiting for a long time, the person in front of him was still lying motionless on the ground, "Is it a dead man?" Or is it an injury? That circle-like thing is actually a teleportation array for escape? Dream Evil kept guessing, and the little courage slowly grew bigger.
After probing his brain for a while, Yumeichi found that the guy still didn't move, and finally walked over to the guy with the boldness.
"It's a woman? It's so beautiful~ It's just a little familiar? "Walking closer, Yumeevil finally saw the true face of this guy, with pretty short brown hair, a golden crown on his head, and a robe that I don't know if it was white or gold, it was too dirty......
"Look, it doesn't seem to be a bad guy...... And it seems to be seriously injured...... "The more you look at it, the more bold it becomes, because the robe on this woman's body is full of blood, and with the painful expression on her face, it is obvious that she is seriously injured. As for why the dream demon thinks that the other party is not a bad person...... Well, he has always believed that beautiful women are always good people, and even if they do bad things, they have to suffer......
Scratching his head, Meng Xie glanced at the woman hesitantly, and finally hugged her, "Alas, who made you a beauty?" When you are well, you must make a promise. Dream Evil muttered helplessly. In other words, Dream Evil never felt that he was a warm-hearted guy, at least he wouldn't have any sympathy for any old man or lady in his previous life.
Maybe there are many things that humans don't know, but they haven't fallen to that point yet. Water, food, and fire, the three most important things for survival in the wild, have successfully appeared with the efforts of Dream Evil.
Well, it's actually not that hard to say. water, there is a small river not far away. Food, there are fruits on the trees, but Dream Evil, who has always liked Bei Ye, is very smart to choose those green fruits, because he knows that this thing may not taste good to eat, but it is basically not poisonous After all, Dream Evil, who doesn't know where he is now, doesn't want to take any risks at all. As for the fire, would someone who can smoke a cigar in the forest be afraid of not having one?
The dream demon gently placed the woman next to the fire, fed her a little water with a leaf, and then sat down beside the woman, smoking a cigar and staring at the woman blankly. Actually, he originally wanted to wipe the woman's face or something, but thinking about it, he didn't have a cloth to say, could he use his own clothes or the clothes on the woman's body?
As time passed, the woman seemed to be better, and her originally pale face began to appear rosy, just ...... Something strange may seem like it. Because the woman began to writhe her body slightly, and from time to time there were bursts of moaning sounds from her small mouth.
"Is it a fever?" Dream Evil didn't think too much, and directly reached out and put it on the woman's forehead to try her body temperature. Suddenly, the woman grabbed Dream Evil's wrist, and before Dream Evil could react, a hot and soft body threw herself into his arms, and then, his mouth was also blocked, and a flexible soft flesh stretched into Dream Evil's mouth and continued to wreak havoc.
Before the dream demon could even resist a little, he said, "Poof! With a bang, he was pushed to the ground by the woman, and the woman seemed to have transformed at this time, and her originally weak and weak body burst out with an incomparably huge force, so that the dream evil could not be separated at all. In the next scene, Dream Evil's eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief, only to see that the woman actually tore off her robe, and her plump breasts were suddenly exposed to the air......
"Gollum ......" Dream Evil swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, looking at the woman's eyes that exuded a strange luster, and finally held back a sentence, "I'll take off my ...... by myself" Okay, in fact, there is nothing to take off, because Dream Evil is just wearing a very simple nightgown...... Because he doesn't like to wear too much when he's at home......
Reverse thrust ...... All otaku have fantasized about things, and Dream Evil has naturally also fantasized about it, in a certain scene, a big beauty like an empress pushes herself down with a bad smile, but it's just ......
The woman in front of her is obviously delirious, and the constantly writhing delicate body and unconscious moaning make Dream Evil think of a term, aphrodisiac...... "Your sister, I didn't expect Lao Tzu to be pushed backwards in this kind of bullshit forest, and the other party is still a delirious woman......" Dream Evil scolded secretly, he didn't know how he should face her when the woman woke up, did he tell the woman "Miss, I am the victim?" Looking at his hands that were already clinging to the woman's tall and crisp breasts, Dream Evil deeply felt that this reason was very unreliable.
It's just that his thoughts, when his firmness enters the depths of the woman, have stopped thinking. A pair of ** men and women, constantly asking for each other, between heaven and earth, doing the most primitive sports. Men keep roaring, women keep panting, what kind of unsightly picture is this? It's just that the two people who have lost consciousness don't notice it, and just above their heads, two people suddenly appeared......
These are two old men, yes, old men. The crane has a childish face and a fairy wind bone, if the dream evil sees it, he will definitely kneel on the ground and shout, "Master! You've finally come to the rescue! Then he hugged the old man's thigh. Well, if he hooks it. But obviously, at this time, the dream evil will not find these two old men who look peerless, because he has already been addicted to the moving ** of the woman under him and cannot extricate himself.
On the ground, men and women were still frantically carrying out primitive movements, and above them, two old men floated in mid-air and stared at each other as if they hadn't seen the silver play.
After a long time, "junior brother...... This time, senior brother, I will never let it again! One of the old men used his consciousness to transmit this message to the other old man.
"Hehe~ Don't let it? Senior brother, do you still want to rob it? The old man, who was called Senior Brother, chuckled and looked at Senior Brother, and said with disdain.
"Humph!" When the senior brother heard the ridicule of the junior brother, he snorted coldly, as if he thought of something that made him very unhappy. But he didn't have a seizure, and he didn't know if he was worried about brotherhood or something else.
Well, the two old men are discussing the apprenticeship above, and the dog man and woman are doing primitive sports below...... No matter how you look at it, it's very discordant...... Anyway, didn't these two old men see it? Obviously, it's impossible, people who can fly obviously have a wide field of vision. Well...... Have they reached the point of ignoring this drama? Or are these two old men actually old people who like to peep?
"Senior brother, you already have two highly talented apprentices, why bother to fight with senior brother again?" The senior brother seems to want to know it with emotion and reason, but unfortunately, this junior brother doesn't seem to eat this at all.
"Senior brother, don't you think that the more apprentices have such things, the better? What's more, no matter how this young man looks, it's not comparable to others...... Have you ever seen someone who is not a cultivator but can be recognized by an innate magic weapon? The junior brother asked with a chuckle.
"Not bad! But junior brother, you should see it, this kid is the legendary double cultivation body, otherwise with the energy full of ** on that female baby, ordinary men would have been sucked up a long time ago. So don't you think he's the guy I've been looking for, brother? The senior brother once again persuaded the junior brother to give up the dream evil to him.
Well, if the dream demon was awake at this time, he would definitely yell, "Don't fight! I worship both! It's a pity that he is addicted to women's ** at this time...... Alas, this boy will die sooner or later at the hands of a woman.
It seems that he thinks that the senior brother's words are reasonable, or seeing that the senior brother insists so much this time, he feels that it is not easy to do, and the senior brother finally compromises, "The boy belongs to you, and the girl belongs to me!" ”
"No! Although the girl has the best energy, but this energy can quickly improve the cultivation of the double cultivation body, it can be said that this girl baby was born for this person at all, so this time, senior brother and I want both! The senior brother said with a resolute face.
"Senior brother...... You have too much appetite, don't you......" The junior brother was obviously very dissatisfied with this result, and the dust in his hands kept shaking, as if he was planning to rob someone.
"Humph! Senior brother, how many times have I let you usually, can't you let me this time? How to say that you are all junior and disciple! Seeing this situation, the senior brother immediately planned to use his seniority to oppress people.
At this moment, a low roar suddenly came from below, and under the frantic movement, the little virgin dream evil classmate who crossed over finally said goodbye to his first time. Seeing this situation, the junior brother suddenly chuckled, "Senior brother, since they are over, then we don't have to fight, just ask them who they are willing to go with when they wake up?" ”
"Humph! OK! Senior brother snorted coldly, this time he is absolutely bound to win!
As he spoke, the two of them fell directly to the ground, and randomly found a place to sit up, and then, a spell suddenly flew out of the senior brother's hand, and then there was a circle of light covering the four of them.
"Huh...... Senior brother, you are too careful, with our two senior brothers, who in the world dares to come and rob us of the people we want? When the junior brother saw the senior brother's movements, he couldn't help but laugh.
"Humph! What if the elder brother comes? Senior brother snorted coldly and said. Hearing this, the junior brother immediately shut up.