Chapter 620: Muggles

Since the phoenix could not use physical attacks, it could only be burned with fire, but the two of them came to find the phoenix on purpose, and they carried a fire resistance suit. \\\\ Ye Hang's fire resistance is as high as 65%, which is not the most perverted, the most perverted is that a player made up 80% of the highest fire resistance outfit. Normal players can only resist 80% of poison, fire, magic, etc. Unless it's something that will force the data to 99%.

Ye Hang burst into the sea of fire and shouted: "Thousands of hammers are chiseled out of the deep mountains, the fire is burned if you are idle, you are not afraid of broken bones, you must leave your innocence in the world." ”

"Good writing." Xu Kai asked: "Do you know what this poem says?" ”

"Nonsense, it's lime." Ye Hang despised it.

Xu Kai was ashamed: "I thought it was salt." ”

Ye Hangdao: "Your Chinese cultivation is very average. ”

Xu Kaidao: "Isn't this a waste of time learning English?" Three years in middle school and three years in high school. When I arrived in the United States, I realized that the English I learned was a P. In six years, I was able to speak English proficiently in four months in the United States. ”

Ye Hangdao: "I really don't understand why Chinese primary and secondary schools should make English a compulsory subject. It is entirely possible to set up a branch department at the university. Wasting time and energy memorizing words, really pulling out and going around, I can't even translate a sentence in English. Countries such as Germany and France only advocate learning their own Chinese language. ”

Xu Kai laughed and said, "Now I start learning English in kindergarten. It is estimated that in a few years, the prenatal education will have to be made into an English version. As soon as my dad died, his dad shot his dad to death. hasn't been born yet, let's talk about dying a few fathers first. ”

"Do you know a girl from the company next door to us?" Ye Hang said: "She graduated from middle school and went to work as a waitress in a hotel. After work, she worked hard to learn English, and in eight months she was able to converse with foreigners in English. Another year. She was able to read the English newspaper. This girl's colleague has passed CET-6 in college English and can listen to sentences and memorize words. But it is especially difficult to communicate. You say he's okay to learn American English again, isn't it too idle to learn British English again? I said in this authentic Oxford accent to hurry up, and he didn't understand it. ”

While brushing the phoenix, the two criticized the Chinese education system. In the end, the conclusion is. For some reason, the nine-year compulsory education curriculum was not arranged, so a mix of American and British English was specially arranged to water the flowers. Besides. There is no more rational explanation.

Phoenix held out for half an hour, and although he was strong, the two players were even stronger. It took only three pills per person to take the medicine. Eventually, the phoenix finally fell to the ground and died. Ye Hang and Xu Kai stood guard in front of the corpse for a minute. The corpse slowly faded, eventually turning into a white light. The two of them breathed a sigh of relief at this time.

"Hah!" Xu Kai took out a voucher and said: "What kind of phoenix hair do you want, brother directly brushed out the five-turn voucher." ”

"Can't you?" Ye Hang hurriedly rummaged through the package, except for some divine punishment gold suits, there was only a piece of golden feathers. However, this gold suit is good, all of them are burned or fire resistant, the attributes are quite high, and it is a popular product. But just a feather, do you open a teleportation array or upgrade credentials?

Xu Kai took out a golden feather and swept his nose: "Is this thing still useful?" Just send someone to open the teleportation array. You can also earn a thank you. ”

"......" Ye Hang expressed a constipated state, and the system had a hint. Xu Kai must have known that he only had one golden feather. So the man took out his feathers and lured himself. Want it? If you want to say it, remember to thank you afterwards. According to the distribution agreed in advance, Xu Kai took the first feather, and the rest of the feathers were Ye Hang's. There's nothing wrong with the rules, that's it. Do you want to ask Xu Kai for it?

"Whoever you send offends the other." Xu Kai blows. Abandon the golden feathers, and the feathers flutter in the wind and fall to the ground. If no one picks it up within ten minutes, it will be recycled by the system. Xu Kai said freely: "Just throw it away." ”…,

It's too much, it's too much! Ye Hangdao: "Yes, it's okay to throw it away." Kill the phoenix and go back. ”

"Yes!" Xu Kai took out a scroll back to the city and began to read. Suddenly, Xu Kai interrupted the scroll and said, "Yes, aren't you going to go offline to have dinner with Yue Yue?" ”

"Good view from here. I'll just take a walk. ”

"Oh!" Xu Kai re-read the scroll back to the city. Ye Hang walked around silently to see the state of the scenery, these ten seconds are really long. Fortunately, Xu Kai didn't talk nonsense, and disappeared into the air with a wave of his little hand. Ye Hang hurriedly ran over and picked up the feather. At this time, a voice came: "If you want to say it, I will definitely give it to you if you say it." ”

Ye Hang turned his head and was furious in his heart, this Wang Jian bastard Qiankun moved back. Ye Hang said quietly: "I see which feather is more beautiful." After throwing away the golden feather, he asked, "Why did you come back?" ”

Xu Kaidao: "I suddenly want to take a walk......

"Die." Ye Hang grabbed the golden feather with one hand and said angrily: "How about Lao Tzu want it?" What do you think? ”

Xu Kai sighed: "I said earlier that you shouldn't be too familiar with the strips, you see, now you have the same tone of voice." Xu Kai returned to the city scroll and soon disappeared again.

It's too much, and I wasted a big move to bully myself. Ye Hang was indignant. For so many years, this is the only one who dares to bully himself so blatantly. Ye Hang suddenly remembered a sentence, it was hard to find a bosom friend. This made Ye Hang more determined to send Xu Kai to prison and then escape from prison.

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It's been four turns, and it's finally going to be four turns. At present, the well-known masters of level 59 include Tiaozi, Troubled World, Sky Planet, and Heart Whisper. The six-pointed star array leveling of the troubled world has always been very cool, and the planets in the sky have been diligent in leveling since they were criticized by the snow of the night moon for not wanting to make progress. Trying to make up for the lack of reality with the game's achievements. He did, he's now level fifty-nine and has quite a bit of popularity. Heart Whisper is already level sixty, and her meteor fire rain and fireball leveling are too powerful. As for the strips, this person's combat training level was originally not fast, but the strips were well equipped and had high defense. After opening the phantom, he rushed into the crowd. Rich people have innate advantages, coupled with their idea of not being afraid of hardship and death, the upgrade is still relatively fast. In addition, there are many non-well-known masters in the fifty-nine, and there are two in the sixtieth level. However, even if these people turn four, they may not be able to beat these three-turn masters. Because it is difficult for them to obtain the required credentials of more than three stars. Even if you get it, it's hard to pass the mission.

Xu Kai did not change jobs immediately, but after dinner, he wandered around the Internet for a while. During this period, the king of hackers asked Xu Kai what was delicious in A City through the invasion, and his accomplices asked him why he called a Chinese woman Miss and slapped him. This kind of harassment is common lately. These dead foreigners, Chinese will not be forgotten, and there is no translation. In order to answer all kinds of confusion encountered in China, these foreigners will harass them every time they open the Internet.

The questions asked were also bizarre, and many of them made Xu Kai cry and laugh. For example, some people ask, why is the Chinese Football League so ugly and still broadcast on TV? For example, if you talk to a beautiful woman in the subway, why will you be beaten. The most boring thing is that the king of hackers said that he saw a girl today, stuffed chicken feet into her mouth, and five seconds later came out chicken feet bones. He deliberately collected and saw that the integrity of the bones was not destroyed, and more than 95% of the meat was eaten, which shocked him on the spot. He strongly asked Xu Kai to teach him this trick, and threatened to send Xu Kai a photoshop nude photo to Pigman. The most devastating is the comprehension of a sentence in which the foreigner asks for an explanation of what you X. Xu Kai's explanation is that he is greeting your mother. Xu Kai added by the way, the most professional Chinese translation is all in Xu Kai. But the next day, Xu Kai was speechless, and the foreigner asked him: What does it mean? Xu Kai could only answer, hoping that the sun would shine on your mother's body. On the third day, the foreigner told Xu Kai that he had become friends with the kind Chinese young man who often greeted his mother. Xu Kai had the urge to change careers and become a United Nations ambassador on the spot. As long as there is oneself, the Palestinian-Israeli conflict is a piece of cake. Of course, the premise is that both parties do not understand each other's language. …,

Although these foreigners are Ye Hang's team, they are all extremely smart young college students. But sometimes it's very simple. As Ye Hang said, under normal circumstances, it is like a few and a half children. Xu Kai asked, what about under normal circumstances? Ye Hang told Xu Kai that the king of hackers had a verbal altercation with a fellow computer genius and had a match. As a result, one caused a four-hour power outage in the eastern United States, and the other caused traffic lights to fail for up to ten hours in three cities. As a result, people who go to work in the morning do not arrive at the company by the end of the day. Ye Hang said that these people all think that they are the strongest in a certain field, and they will ask anyone's opinion for other things, but they will not give up an inch of land in their own profession. Once there is a dispute with the same major, no one can agree that the other party is better than themselves, it is an abnormal state. The consequences are unimaginable.

Xu Kai can mix with anyone, and after chatting with these people for a few words, he will play the game. The king of hackers threatened to attack the United Nations smart computer to modify Xu Kai's game data, and asked Xu Kai to answer the difference between the faction, the urban management, and the public security bureau, and then let Xu Kai go. Why didn't you ask Ye Hang? Because in their subconscious, Ye Hang and them are the same thing. The difference is that Ye Hang has no specialization, he is a genius who has been destroyed by the day after tomorrow. They think that Xu Kai is a normal person or a layman. In Harry Potter's words, Xu Kai is a Muggle.

No matter what, Xu Kai still got on the game. Click on the Five-Turn Voucher. System prompt: Start the four-turn voucher task, if the task fails, the voucher will disappear, whether to start?

Xu Kai, of course, is. The white light flashed on the certificate, and a line of words appeared on it: Kill fifty Savage Continent creatures above level fifty-five in three hours.

So untechnical? Xu Kai thought about it and suddenly said, this level is a strength level, since it is a five-star level, it is very important to prove your strength. So Xu Kai teleported to Hughes's Castlevania teleportation array, there are inexhaustible creatures above level fifty-five here, don't worry about the number of monsters, just worry about whether you can survive.

Relatively speaking, the first task of the fifth turn is still very easy-going, and there is no rule that you can't die. Xu Kai naturally will not die. Xu Kai's strongest is to run for his life. In the absence of a player, Xu Kai calmly took out the walking staff. Transform and transform. The power of the Walking Staff is definitely the number one, and several anti-heaven attributes have greatly enhanced Xu Kai's strength. In an hour, Xu Kai completed this monster farming task...... ）