Chapter 100: Noda is gone
It's called [***] array.,5 have been knocked down.,It seems that there's still a boss.。
Liu Hong and the other eighteen people stepped over the swaying iron rope and walked onto another platform.
There was no one on the platform from a distance, and when I walked up to the platform, I saw a person with his back to everyone, one leg raised and propped up on a tree on the platform, humming a song that was too soft-hearted, his body was full of smoke, and it seemed that he still had a cigarette in his mouth.
Liu Hong walked up to the man and saw that it was also a white-bearded old man.
His name is Du Tiexin, and he looks quite chivalrous, it turns out that these people in Peacock Villa are disguised as old men, in order to paralyze each other during assassination.
Du Tiexin sang while peeing:
"You're always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted. Carry all the problems yourself. ”
Liu Hong glanced at Du Tiexin's little jj, there was a river crab, it was mosaic, and he couldn't see it clearly, but Liu Hong was very considerate and put a hand on Du Tiexin's shoulder:
"It's a little soft, but we have a doctor here."
Turning his head to look at the mad knife roaring,
"Come and see, this guy has not worked hard for many years, is there a way."
The roar of the mad knife came over with a master's style,
"The climate here is humid, look at it in November, can he still wear single clothes and pants without kidney loss."
After speaking, he also lowered Du Tiexin's ears, and asked Du Tiexin to open his mouth, let him spit out his tongue, and dragged it to see the tongue coating.
After reading it, he said:
"The Shen family's medical skills are divided into looking, hearing and asking, and I am only shallow in my knowledge, so I can see the two states of the patient."
The crowd asked vigilantly, "What two?" ”
"Dead or alive."
Everyone: ""
The wild knife roared and looked at Du Tiexin:
"As a man, I deeply understand your pain. I'll prescribe some medicine for you, and make sure you get rid of it. ”
He put his hand into his clothes, took out half a breath, took out a mud ball like an oil pill and handed it to Du Tiexin: "Take it with warm water." ”
Du Tiexin was grateful for holding the pill in his hand, but he didn't find warm water for a long time, and there was nothing on the platform here.
Seeing Du Tiexin's difficulty, the mad knife roared angrily, took out a wine bowl and said to Noda:
"You go find warm water."
Noda is in trouble:
"There's warm water here."
The mad knife roared in his ear and muttered, and Noda ran away with joy.
After a while, Noda ran over with a bowl of steaming yellow water and handed it to Du Tiexin.
Everyone didn't feel that they smelled a strange smell, and the wild knife roared and pinched Du Tiexin's nose and poured it into Du Tiexin.
Du Tiexin shouted:
"What is this water, how stinky it is, it's hard to drink."
Du Tiexin squatted and vomited, but nothing came out.
The roar of the knife is serious:
"This water has no roots, and it has a miraculous effect on impotence, premature ejaculation, bruises, and injuries."
"What the hell is it?"
"Pee."
"I'm not alive anymore, drinking urine in front of so many people."
Du Tiexin couldn't figure it out for a while, and pessimistically wanted to end his unlucky and short life.
But how can you die?
Drink medicine. Du Tiexin quickly decided how to die.
Rummaging through the boxes and cabinets on the platform, I found a bottle of liquid without a label and didn't know what it was, and poured it up.
After drinking, it tastes good.
Du Tiexin kept himself neatly lying on the platform and waited for death, but after waiting for a long time, he had no other reaction except for a little urgency.
Unwillingly, I picked up the bottle and looked at it again, and found two lines of words in the cap - dead? If you don't die, you will have another bottle.
"I actually won the lottery." Rwanda cheered, since he was a child, he has never even been hit by a roll of paper, but today he was hit by a bottle...... Belch...... unidentified liquid,
The cheers drew everyone's attention.
"My good fortune has finally come, friends."
Du Tiexin circled around everyone, took the bottle cap and looked at it with everyone.
After reading it, he decided to hang himself.
Because what it says is - dead? Didn't die and buy another bottle.
"Do you have any rope?"
Yu leisurely handed him a fishing line.
If you have a rope, you have to have a place to hang it.
After looking for a long time, the small tree used for peeing can be hung with a rope.
Du Tiexin tied the rope, looked back at the curious Yuyu and the others, and couldn't help but feel sad, "Take care, everyone, I'll go first." ”
Everyone took out a handkerchief and waved, "Walk slowly." ”
“……”
Du Tiexin's eyes were closed, his neck was stretched, his feet were kicked, and he hanged himself.
At first, I felt like I was about to die, but I don't know if the rope was broken or the branch was broken, but he fell anyway.
As soon as he got up from the ground, there was a loud "bang", and he saw a man falling from the sky.
The man on the Rwandan looking platform was none other than GM with glasses.
In other words, GM secretly hid in supervising whether the **oss released water, because I slept late last night and was a little sleepy.
Hiding in a tree and falling asleep, not wanting the branch to break, he fell down.
"What are you pulling me down for?"
"I didn't, I just ...... It's just hanging. ”
"Can't you wait until I'm done sleeping?"
"I ...... I don't know, or you go to sleep first, and when you're done sleeping, I'll hang again. ”
GM pushes glasses to jump feet:
"I've only slept for a while, and you want to release the water? You guys are unreliable. After saying that, he took a bag, muttered, and shook it.
"Here's your salary for the month, kill them all. My wife called me to eat, you have to do a good job, I am optimistic about you. ”
Du Tiexin took the money bag and watched GM disappear with joy.
Du Tiexin, this guy made a fortune, and secretly hid to the side to count the money.
Seeing Yin Liang, the bald head and strong eyes lit up, and stepped forward to kick Du Tiexin.
"It's a robbery, those who have money rob money, don't blame me for robbing people who don't have money."
After thinking about it for a while, Du Tiexin gently lifted his robe and lay down on the ground, and said to the bald head with a generous and righteous attitude:
"Come on."
Bald head, "What are you doing?" ”
"You said, if you don't have money, you will rob sex," Du Tie was confident,
"I have no money but to sacrifice hue."
Seeing this, everyone beat Du Tiexin violently, and the bald head grabbed the money bag.
After everyone finished venting, Du Tiexin was dying,
"I don't ...... for no reason Beaten into ...... So, how much do you ...... All have to pay ...... Let's pay for medical care. ”
The bald head hugged the money bag tightly, and looked at Du Tiexin with blank eyes,
"Is it okay to replace medical expenses with something else?"
Du Tiexin looked at everyone,
“…… While...... Of course. ”
The bald head suddenly smiled and handed Du Tiexin a bowl,
"This is what you used just now, take it."
“……”
Du Tiexin looked at the bowl in his hand and said to the bald head desolately:
"You'd better kill me."
"Don't be so pessimistic, there is still a lot of fun in life."
The bald head saw that he was quite pitiful, so he persuaded him to think about it.
"I didn't ...... It's ...... Still...... What is the ...... of life? Fun? ”
Du Tiexin stared desperately and sadly at the money bag in Rwanda's arms, and his eyes did not blink.
The bald head followed Du Tiexin's gaze and saw his arms, carrying the money bag in one hand, Du Tiexin's eyes also raised, carrying to the left, Du Tiexin followed to the left, and he followed to the right when he carried it to the right.
"You want this back?"
The bald head pointed to the money bag.
At that moment, Du Tiexin, who was half-dead, nodded happily as if the hope of the earth had returned.
"Then I'll have to ask my companion."
The bald head turned back and asked for the opinions of others,
"He's too pitiful, why don't you give him the bag back"
The girl's heart is soft and compassionate, and Yuyu immediately agrees,
"yes, pay him back, he's so pitiful."
Yin Yubing also agreed, and the mad knife roared and nodded, shrugging.
Liu Hong looked at Du Tiexin, who had a blue nose and swollen face and tears, and shook his hand impatiently,
"Give him back."
All the staff passed, and Du Tiexin finally burst into tears and smiled.
The bald head is also happy for him,
"After taking things back, you can't passively ask for death, even if you know that you will be pushed, but you have to resist with all your strength to the end, and strive to be a dutiful boss who dies well."
Du Tiexin nodded solemnly, and stretched out his chubby round grunt hand to the bald head.
"Here you go, take it."
The bald head handed the bag to Du Tiexin happily, and then drilled all the silver into his package.
Du Tiexin:
“……”
Liu Hong et al.:
“……”
It's really a bag!!!!
Du Tiexin looked at the bag in his hand, suddenly spurted out a mouthful of blood, and exploded a golden treasure chest without blinking his eyes.
As long as the money is in place, he stepped forward to open the treasure chest and opened a book of water jumps.
As a result, Liu Hong got it.
System prompt: Congratulations to everyone for breaking the [***] array, and you can teleport to the next level by stepping on the [***] array eye respectively.
Only then did everyone realize that a white mechanism appeared on the platform, which happened to be a place where a person could stand.
Standing on this array, Liu Hong asked everyone to look for other arrays, and after they all found it, they stepped on it together.
But there was no teleportation, and everyone didn't know what was wrong, and at this time, the mad knife roared angrily and shouted:
"Noda is gone." (To be continued.) )