Chapter 31: Out of tune
At noon, the sun is blazing, and the streams in the valley are murmuring, bringing bursts of coolness. The Guardian and Duan Shaohui were busy all morning, collecting a large number of tobacco leaves and tobacco seeds, and did not stop until the two of them could not fit in their 'space bags'.
Ordinary people smoking grass has a refreshing effect, and the magic hero smoking grass has the effect of improving physical attributes for a short time, as long as the luck is done properly, tobacco will be an endless golden avenue.
Although there are many reasons that restrict the upgrade speed of divine heroes, the most important thing is the gold coins, and the vindicators are confident that as long as there is a steady supply of gold coins, it will be just around the corner to hit level 35, and it is not impossible to even impact level 40 to advance to Tianzun.
The defender suppressed these long-term plans in his heart and secretly said: It's time to go back and apologize to the village elder!
So the two walked out of the natural cave the same way, identified the direction, and set off towards the border village.
……
Half a month later, Wei Daoist and Duan Shaohui walked through the vast wilderness and returned to the vicinity of the border village.
Along the way, the two of them killed the monster when they found it, basically clearing the hidden dangers around the border village, and the little skeleton of the guardian was also upgraded to level 3, and its comprehensive strength was equivalent to a level 22 warrior, Duan Shaohui was not the opponent of the little skeleton if he didn't drink the golden medicine.
Before entering the village, the vindication first hid the little skeleton in the woods, after all, this guy's appearance is too terrifying, and it is not good to frighten the children.
Late September.
The crops in the fields are ripening one after another, and in the early morning, the villagers of the border villages are also walking in the direction of the fields to the west.
"Oops! Isn't this a vist, but let me catch you! ”
As soon as Wei and Duan walked to the square at the entrance of the village, they met several aunts from the border village with farm tools in their hands, led by the four aunts who had fought with the Wei Taoist.
"Isn't this the four aunts, Starshu is very good?!"
was caught, and the defender hurriedly laughed and interrupted.
The four aunts were about to find fault, but when they got closer, they couldn't help but be attracted by the elegant or rough aura of the two teenagers.
The provocative words were swallowed back to his mouth, and he hurriedly changed the new word: "I don't dare to admit this!" You haven't seen each other for two months, and there is a lot of prosperity and a lot of strength! ”
After speaking, he couldn't help but reach out and touch the pectoral muscles of the vanalyst.
"Fourth aunt, you are still so humorous!"
The Wei Daoist was afraid that she would do it, so he hurriedly dodged away, then pushed Duan Shaohui over, and then said: "A few aunts are busy first, the old man of the village chief is looking for me, and I will talk to you later!" ”
After speaking, he ran away, and before leaving, he glanced at Duan Shaohui with pity, and said in his heart: Brother, don't blame your brother for not being righteous, I am giving you a chance to understand more about women......
The four aunts originally liked Duan Shaohui, so as long as Duan Shaohui didn't run, the defenders were dispensable.
"This meat is really strong!"
The four aunts got their wish and pinched Duan Shaohui's chest, and their eyes were rippling.
"yes, this arm is as thick as my thigh! Duan boy, you touch your aunt's legs, see how it goes, let's compare them! ”
The other aunt was not idle, touched Duan Shaohui's arm, and then grabbed Duan Shaohui's hand and touched her thigh.
Duan Shaohui's current body shape is similar to that of former UFC heavyweight fighting champion Fido, with a big belly and a bucket waist, he looks fat, but he is actually strong.
But he didn't mean to be strong at all at this time, his hands were protecting his chest, and his face was like a red cloth, how had he ever seen this battle.
This group of old ladies was cold, and they were even happier to see him like this, my sister was a little brother who liked to be shy, and she pulled Duan Shaohui to the grove next to her.
Duan Shaohui didn't dare to resist, and when he was about to be tied into the "Pansi Cave", Duan Tianlei happened to pass by here and was about to go to the meat shop to open.
Seeing that his boy was in trouble, he immediately shouted and scared away a group of "goblins", which rescued the disheveled Duan Shaohui.
……
The Wei family's blacksmith shop is located on the east side of the square, not far from the entrance of the village, and when the Wei Taoist opened the curtain of the cloth door and entered, he found that his father, Wei Tianyou, was polishing farm tools on the workbench.
"Dad, I'm back!"
The defender shouted, and then swept around the house with his eyes and found that his father was alone, so he said, "What about the eldest brother and sister-in-law?" How do you get a job? They are too disagreeable! ”
In his spare time, thinking of the contract drafted by the eldest brother, the defender hated it so much that he seized the opportunity and immediately began to criticize the black-bellied eldest brother.
"The second son is back!"
Wei Tianyou looked his second child up and down, and found that he was a lot taller, his body was also a lot stronger, his facial features followed his appearance, and his skin and temperament followed his wife, the more he looked at it, the happier he became.
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
When Wei Tianyou swept the 'space bag' on his second son's waist, he hurriedly coughed a few times.
"Didn't it rain yesterday, your eldest brother and sister-in-law went to dig a drainage canal in the fruit forest in Nanshan!"
Then Wei Tianyou bent down and took a very difficult posture, and polished the sickle in his hand one by one, "You said that if this is due to autumn floods, what kind of fruit will it bear next year?!" ”
"Even your mother, who has long since stopped doing farm work, has gone to the field to harvest soybeans and peanuts!"
"I'm even more tired these days, and I have to go to harvest wheat!"
"When the wheat is harvested, the seeds must be sown."
"Hey! Lack of manpower! ”
……
Wei Tianyou chattered with his second child about farm work, but his eyes kept staring at the 'space bag' of the defender, and he almost said You see us working so hard, shouldn't you express it!
It's too out of tune!
The defender had infinite contempt in his heart, but he still took out dozens of deer antler velvets from his 'waist bag' and placed them on the counter, interrupting his father's nagging with practical actions, and at the same time teasing his father: "These are for the unborn third child of our family." ”
Then he took out a few bottles of Jinchuang Medicine (a small amount), and continued: "This is for emergency use at home!" ”
Then he found that his teasing was useless, and his father didn't look at those golden pills (small amounts) at all, but hugged those deer antlers, grinning and muttering to himself: "Let your old wife say that I am an old rascal all day long, as long as you have this, I will let you walk with crutches tomorrow!" Hey, hey, hey, hey......"
The defender covered his forehead and hurriedly left, and said in his heart: Do you say this about your wife's father in front of your son? It's not in tune with my father.,I'm not an opponent at all.。
After his defeat, he sat down at the window table in the blacksmith's shop, picked up the paper and pen on the table, and began to design a drawing of the style of the pipe.
He designed two types of pipes, one is a straight-handled pipe with a slender handle and a small bowl, about 20 cm long, which does not smoke the eyes when smoking, and the soot is not easy to stain clothes, which is more suitable for women.
The other pipe is a crank pipe about 15 cm long, this pipe has a bowl the size of an egg, just enough to hold in the hand, and the bottom of the handle is thick and thin, such a pipe will not obstruct the view, looking at this rough appearance, the Vindicators feels that this pipe is very suitable for himself.
After the drawings were finished, he took the two drawings to the counter, put them aside, and then took out three strange-shaped roots from his 'waist bag'.
The roots of these three trees were collected by the vindication on the road, and he did not know exactly what the roots of the tree were, but at that time he thought that some of the parts of these strange-shaped roots resembled pipes, so he took them easily.
"Is this a trumpet?"
Wei Tianyou, who was too excited, picked up the drawings designed by the Wei Daoist, looked at them, and said, "It's not quite like it, what is this?" ”
"It's called a pipe, it's for smoking, and it's going to catch on soon."
The vindicator sawed off part of the root and began the clumsy process of making it, which was the first time he had done it.
"In the future, our family will rely on it to eat!"
Then the vindication introduced the role of tobacco and the process of making pipes to Daddy.
After Wei Tianyou listened, he pushed away the clumsy Taoist and stepped forward to operate it himself......
The defender watched his father skillfully cut, drill, polish, and assemble, and after a while, he finished making a crank pipe, and said to himself: I don't even have a chance to start, and my father deserves to be a professional who has been working for decades!
Around noon.
Wei Tianyou's father and son crossed Erlang's legs and sat opposite each other in the blacksmith shop, each holding a crank pipe, and they were swallowing clouds and spitting fog.
As a veteran blacksmith with decades of experience, Wei Tianyou processed and made 17 pipes of various types in one morning, without wasting a single material, and at the same time extorted a large amount of tobacco from the vindicators. Of course, the defenders are not the ones who suffer, and they took this opportunity to offset the humiliating contract.
"Daddy! You're amazing! ”
The defender looked at the pipe in his hand with a clear texture, uniform color, smooth and seamless interface, and uniform thickness of the bowl wall, and sincerely admired his father's craftsmanship, "It's a work of art!" ”
"My craft is not known in the entire border village!"
Wei Tianyou had been working all morning, and he suddenly felt a little hungry, so he squinted his eyes, took a puff of cigarette, and said, "Is there anything else with your kid?" ”
"It's okay."
The defender was stunned, not knowing what Daddy meant.
"It's okay, what are you doing here, get out of here!"
Wei Tianyou's eyes suddenly widened and he opened his mouth to pry people.
After coaxing the defender out, he turned out the flatbread and braised pork, and while eating, he muttered: "You little rabbit cub has a relaxed morning, go find your own food!" ”
When the inexplicable defender heard this, he almost fell.
Mud Horse!
It's too out of tune!