Seeing Bell raise his gun, the policeman quickly raised his gun as well, and he opened his mouth to comfort Bell: "Madam, relax, relax." Please believe in my ability, I'm a martial arts master, you go to the Detroit police headquarters and ask, they all know that there is a kung fu blues, and I am the Michigan police fighting champion! ”

Targeted at two black guns, Hua Ben was about to collapse, and he looked at the short and obscene Chinese police chief, and guessed that he might have a Chinese ancestry. In order to ensure his life and reputation, Hua Ben used his ability to pull relationships, and endured his nausea and said to the policeman shamelessly: "Man, in fact, our ancestors may have a little relationship, my grandfather likes to deal with Yue himself the most, you see, I can also speak the language, buy a dish, a library, sprinkle Nala..."

Hearing this, the little policeman showed an insulted expression on his face, and said angrily: "Damn, I hate myself the most, I'm fucking Chinese, do you know Chinese?" Bruce Lee, Yao Ming, Chinese food! And have you ever seen that this devil can look so tall and big? ”

People are tall and big? Hua Ben and Bell glanced at each other, and Bell nodded and said, "Actually, I also regard him as himself." ”

Seeing that the Chinese policeman's face changed greatly, Hua Ben hurriedly said: "Don't listen to that girl's nonsense, in fact, she is a little nervous, how can I be so handsome as you?" I mean, man, my grandmother was also Chinese, and I can speak Chinese, you see. ”

Hua Ben cleared his throat, turned his big tongue and continued: "A: There is a hair puller from the east, and a toad pinned to his waist, and A: Ahab from the west side, with a hair in his hand..."

"No, you're pronouncing it wrong." The Chinese policeman put away his revolver and corrected, "It's right to beat a lama from the east with a horn pinned to his waist, and a dumb man from the west with this otter in his hand." ”

Bell watched dumbfounded as the two argued about the phonetic issue, and for a moment he couldn't turn around, was this going to have an academic seminar?

"Hi hey, gentlemen, this is my house, not a courtroom, not a debate arena, Mr. Policeman, I called the police to let you catch the thieves who broke into my house, not for you to come to the fellow!" Bell complained disapprovingly with two willow eyebrows.

The Chinese policeman closed his mouth in embarrassment, took out a notepad and asked Huaben seriously, "Mr. Wallace, please tell me what is going on." ”

Bell saw that Hua Ben was about to speak, and said anxiously: "God, what are you doing?" That's what you should ask me, right? I'm the victim! ”

The policeman was stunned for a moment, then said with an ambiguous smile on his face, "Isn't it different, Ms. Bell?" As he spoke, he handed Hua Ben a 'I understand' look, "I've heard that the relationship between the two is not ordinary, yesterday's "Detroit Entertainment" said that you are planning to get married, right?" ”

Bell was going crazy, she patted her head vigorously and scolded: "Don't listen to those shit reporters nonsense, this guy and I are just close to each other, and we have nothing to do with it at all!" It doesn't matter anything! ”

In order to get out of the scene as soon as possible, Hua Ben said cooperatively: "Yes, Chinese brother, the relationship between me and Christine is really innocent, but I went to the wrong door tonight." You know, I just came back from Los Angeles and was hungry and tired and dizzy, and accidentally walked through the wrong door. ”

The Chinese policeman blinked and said, "I understand, I understand, you don't have to explain." ”

“**！” Bell said weakly, "Well, sir, whatever you think, the fact now is that this guy broke into my house without my consent, and broke so many things, you say, according to the Supreme Constitution, how should it be solved?" ”

"You don't have to be so serious, right? I said it was just a misunderstanding, you wronged me! Hua Ben was annoyed when he saw Bell entangled.

Bell was even more annoyed, she raised her voice and sneered, "Is it that if I don't come out with a gun, you will be mistaken all the way to my bed?" Don't think I don't know what you stinky men are thinking! Last year, that L.A. kid also said that he was wronged, in fact? It was the girl in Eagle County who was hurt the most! ”

Kobe Bryant was also shot while lying down, Hua Ben was speechless, he hung his head for a while, and couldn't help but sigh: "Only villains and women are difficult to raise." ”

"Mr. Wallace, you even know The Art of War? It's amazing, you are the foreigner I have ever seen who is most familiar with Chinese culture. The policeman said admiringly.

Hua Ben was speechless for a moment, buddy, are you a policeman? However, he still opened his mouth to correct: "It's not the Tao Te Ching, it's the Analects, this is what Confucius said, not what Lao Tzu said." ”

Seeing that the two of them ignored themselves and started academic discussions again, Bell angrily brandished his rifle and said, "How to solve this matter?" Please give me a satisfactory answer, don't you know that staying up late is very harmful to the skin? ”

The Chinese-American policeman finally made a useful insight: "Ms. Bell, I understand what you mean, but you have to know that if things get bigger, your relationship with Mr. Wallace will be even more unclear, you know, this year's economic downturn, reporters all over the world are waiting to get some peachy news to support their families." ”

"You mean that's it?" Bell said with wide eyes, his expression very silly and innocent.

The Chinese-American policeman shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands: "If you are going to make headlines on the front page of the New York Times for a year in a row, you can go to court and sue Mr. Wallace." Actually, my suggestion is that I think this may be a real misunderstanding, so you might as well ask Mr. Wallace to ask you to have some supper as an apology, and to be honest, aren't you hungry for making such a fuss in the middle of the night? ”

At the mention of eating supper, Wahben's stomach 'gurgled' twice, and he suddenly remembered that he hadn't eaten since the end of the game. Think about the Pistons' grandsons running into the convenience store after leaving the airport, and they went to fill their stomachs.

"God, did I do something wrong and you want to punish me like this?" Bell muttered, she put down the rifle weakly, shook her hand and said, "You guys go, count me unlucky, but Ben, I promise you, if there is such a misunderstanding in the future, my rifle will make you know what impulsive punishment is!" ”

Hua Ben breathed a sigh of relief, this matter was finally resolved, in fact, he was not afraid to enter the police station, it was a big deal to become a male pig's foot in the gossip tabloids as the policeman said. He was afraid that this incident would alarm the pimps in the league, but Brown had warned him that if there was another player scandal, the league would not hesitate to kick it away.

"Let's go, brother, I'm in for a treat, go have some supper, I'm sorry to alarm you so late." Hua Ben patted the policeman on the shoulder and said, using too much force for a while, he almost smashed the policeman into the floor.

The Chinese policeman grinned and agreed to Hua Ben's invitation, then turned his head and asked Bell, "Beautiful young lady, are you interested in going with us to enjoy a delicious supper?" I know a Chinese restaurant and promise God that the late-night snacks there are fantastic, with smooth and sweet dumplings, soft and delicious pies, and fragrant noodle soups, which are a heavenly treat! ”

Bell replied to the invitation of the Chinese police officer with a reuse gun, and she said dismissively: "I have milk in the fridge, bacon and jam, and I don't like Chinese food." ”

Hua Ben and the Chinese policeman glanced at each other, shrugged helplessly, and walked out of the house one after the other.

"My name is Ben Wallace, what about you, buddy?" Hua Ben introduced, by the way, he stretched out his right hand, he likes the obscene boy who is a little confused.

The Chinese policeman happily shook Hua Ben's big hand and said, "My name is Bruce Lee, my Chinese name is Li Dalong, it's a pleasure to meet you, Ben, in fact, I am your fan." ”

These two names almost scared Warburn, Bruce Lee? Lee Da Long? The names of the two are louder than the other. At the same time, after the policeman's hand and Hua Ben shook it together, the voice of the intelligence center sounded in Hua Ben's head: "Dear host, the system has 1384 points, and after screening, it was found that the familiar level skill 'Chinese cuisine' (worth 200 points), the skill holder is Li Dalong, according to the system's judgment, your friendship with Li Dalong is more than 50%, do you want to absorb this skill?" ”

Is that okay? Isn't it only basketball-related skills that can be activated? Huaben was taken aback, but he still chose to absorb, he was already very tired, and if he could cook at home, it would be the best. Suddenly, a translucent interface that looked like crystals appeared in the upper right corner of his field of vision, with only two lines of information on it:

Total points: 1184

a. Sports: [Basketball - Iron Nerve (Master)]

b. Lifestyle: [Cooking - Chinese Cuisine (Familiar Level)]

Hua Ben is a shameless two-skinned person, and when he saw that he knew how to cook, he pretended to think of something urgent and said sorry for the farts and ran back to his own home. After cooking early and resting early, he was so tired that he couldn't open his eyes.

Li Dalong was really frustrated when he saw that his idol had missed the opportunity to communicate when he went home, so he lowered his head and drove onto the road, he didn't notice that a beige Lamborghini followed when he was on the road.

"Starting tomorrow, be sure to stock up on food in the fridge and to hell with your weight loss." Bell drove the car with a gloomy face. Let Hua Ben make such a fuss, she was hungry and cold, she was going to make a little supper to fill her stomach, but when she opened the refrigerator, she remembered that in order to strengthen her determination to lose weight, she cleaned up all the food.

The cold wind was howling outside, and his stomach was rumbling, and Bell thought about what the bastard Lee said, 'slippery and sweet rice balls, soft and delicious pies, and fragrant noodle soup', and couldn't fall asleep, so he finally got dressed and drove his beloved Lamborghini to follow.

"It just so happens that Ben stinky man doesn't go, and that's the only good thing." Bell secretly comforted himself that this girl didn't want to fool around with that stinky man. Just behind the Lamborghini, Warburn's tattered Volvo followed.

"Doesn't this dog's Big Ben eat?" Seeing Yahuaben wanted to cry without tears, there was not even a kitchen in the villa, so he was a bird, and he wasted 200 points in vain to start his life skills.

The Chinese restaurant mentioned by Li Dalong is not far from the 'green field' villa area where Huaben is located, and the name is very loud, called 'Uncle's Restaurant', which is an ordinary reading building, but there is some antique taste.

It's about to be the New Year, and there are couplets posted on both sides of the door of the restaurant, Hua Ben stepped forward to take a look, and the couplet has two sentences: punching KFC and kicking McDonald's; The horizontal batch is a line of gold: tank division in the diet.

"It's really a long morale for my country." Huaben was breathtaking.

With an expectant look on his face, Hua Ben and Bell, who kept swallowing saliva, pushed open the door, and the happy Li Dalong roared in a big way: "Supper, fat!" ”

"Your mother!" A roar came from the counter, and at the same time, a fat man with a meaty face and a hideous expression emerged from under the counter, he must have slept on his stomach in it, and when he stood up, he was still sleepy-eyed.

"This is my good buddy, a brother who grew up in pants together, his name is Jack Cheng, and his Chinese name is ...

"Called Jackie Chan?" Hua Ben interrupted Li Dalong and asked, he got inspiration from the name of this guy.

Li Dalong shook his head regretfully and said word by word: "No, the Chinese name is Cheng-Ji-Si-Khan." ”

Hua Ben made the name tremble.

The fat man Genghis Khan was stunned when he saw the faces of Qinghuaben and Bell, and then ran over with the momentum of a tank charge, warmly shook Huaben's hand and said, "I'm not dreaming, am I?" Big Ben? I'll go, why did you come to my little shop? It's shining, it's shining. ”

Holding palms together, the voice of the intelligent center sounded in Hua Ben's head: "Dear host, the system has 1184 points, and after screening, it was found that the master-level skill 'Chinese cuisine' (worth 1000 points), the skill holder is Genghis Khan, according to the system's judgment, your friendship with Genghis Khan is more than 50%, do you absorb it?" ”