Chapter 490: Loyalty
Seeing Nai He rushing in with a furious and anxious face, Li Bing couldn't help but be taken aback - isn't it, is it really hungry and thirsty to this extent? It's so impatient!?
At the same time, Li Bing subconsciously touched his little face: "Am I really so handsome and charming?" Even a beauty like Nai He couldn't help but use a strong ...... when she saw me, "It's really that Li Bing doesn't have a mirror on him, otherwise Li Bing really has to take out the mirror and take a good look to see how handsome he is."
But immediately Li Bing found out again that Nai He rushed in so quickly, and it didn't seem that he was here for himself.
"Yin Shiyan, stop!" Nahe shouted eagerly, "Don't throw this disgusting thing into my bowl!" ”
"Uh......" Yin Shiyan was ready to throw the stinky fart scroll into the bowl, but was interrupted by Nai He, Yin Shiyan's movements couldn't help but stiffen, "Naihe, what's the matter, anyway, when the effect of the stinky fart scroll passes, there will be no stench!" "The geese have left a voice, and the people have left a name, but the fart is over, the air is still fresh, and there will be no smell left.
"You're disgusting!" Nahe said, "I often hold this bowl in my hand, if I have a fart, then I will hold it in my hand again, won't it become a 'fart'?" ”
"Duanxiang", although it is not as disgusting as "Duanxiang", but it is already a little bit of "Duanxiang" in it. Imagine, if you are asked to run all over the street with a bowl, are you willing? Surely not! So you run around the streets with a bowl of fart?
Although the stinky fart scroll will dissipate soon, if this fairy-level bowl has been filled with stinky fart, then Nai He will pick up the bowl later. There must be a huge psychological shadow - what? You say there will be no psychological shadows? All right. You take a bowl, I'll put a fart in it first, and when the fart dissipates, you can take it to the rice and eat it!
"Okay, Sister Naihe, it's a big deal that after this bowl is used, I'll find someone else to help you change it to a suppressive immortal weapon!" In order to convince Nai He, Yin Xiaoyan even made an exception to call Nai He "sister", "When the time comes, you won't be able to use this Wanjun bowl." What are you worried about? ”
Nai He pondered for a moment, and said helplessly: "Okay--but, my Wanjun bowl is the best of the suppression immortal weapons, you must not exchange it for me for that kind of poor suppression immortal weapon!" "It is also a suppressive immortal weapon, and it is obviously good and bad; Like Wan Jun Bowl, which can suppress all the flying dove ships, it is definitely the best in suppressing immortal weapons!
"Don't worry, I'll do it myself, will it be possible to change you to a bad one?" The corners of Yin Shiyan's mouth hooked up a wicked smile, and his heart flashed in his heart to wait for a number of wronged leaders who were also shot while lying down, wondering who to change.
With the words Yin Jingyan. Nahe was much more relieved. Although Yin Jingyan is definitely a female devil who "does no evil", what she said. They can always be picked up; In terms of credibility, Yin Xiaoyan is still very reliable. The female devil went out in person, and she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to exchange for a better suppression immortal weapon?
"Then feel free to do so!" Nahe no longer stopped, but watched with interest; She also wanted to see how long Li Bing in the bowl could be tough under the attack of the stinky fart scroll.
Because the inside of the Wanjun bowl is in a closed state, as long as Yin Shiyan throws the stinky fart scroll into the Wanjun bowl, the stinky fart released by the stinky fart scroll will not escape at all. What does it mean in the slightest that it won't escape? It means that Li Bing must suck up the stinky farts released by the stinky fart scroll in order to breathe fresh air again.
The amount of stinky farts released by a stinky fart reel is actually "not large", which is about the same as the hundreds of farts we usually release; After all, the price of the stinky fart scroll is there, and at such an expensive price, the "fart volume" is naturally full. Think about it, if you eat all the 180 stinky farts cleanly, isn't it very inhumane?
What's even worse is that because he is in the flying dove ship, Li Bing's body is actually in a state of "shrinking" now; Compared to normal players, the current body is actually the size of an ant. An ant is in the midst of one hundred and eighty stinky farts, and it has to be sucked in until the Year of the Monkey to purify the air.
Moreover, will the wealthy Yin Silent Yan only throw a stinky fart scroll out? Obviously not, Yin Shiyan will definitely throw as many stinky fart scrolls into the bowl as possible, constantly increasing the concentration of stinky fart; If possible, Yin Xiaoyan even hopes that the stinky fart in Wanjun's bowl can be "solidified".
Stinky fart solidification, isn't that? When the time comes, won't the Wanjun bowl become a big pit?
The sealing effect of the Wanjun bowl is absolutely passable, and Yin Xiaoyan and the others who are outside the bowl don't have to worry about "fart leakage" at all, but Li Bingke in the bowl has it. Of course, stinky farts can't really be thick enough to be "", after all, Wanjun Bowl is just a bowl, not a pressure cooker, and it doesn't have a "compression" effect; But Yin Shiyan really wants to throw a large number of stinky fart scrolls into the bowl, which can completely make the concentration of stinky farts thick to the point of "sticky" - believe me, being in a sticky stinky fart is definitely more painful than being in a dung pit!
Trustme!
If you don't believe it, go and experience it, and after experiencing it, you will naturally believe it.
Thinking of the deterrent power of sticky stinky farts, and watching the two women talk about how many stinky fart scrolls they should throw in in front of their own victims, in order to force themselves out of the flying dove ship, Li Bing suddenly felt guilty. As long as Li Bing takes the flying dove back into his backpack, then he will no longer be just the size of an ant, but will immediately return to the size of a normal person, and when the time comes, Li Bing will naturally be much less difficult if he wants to absorb this bowl of sticky stinky fart; But if there is no flying dove ship, once he faces Naihe, will Li Bing still have the power to resist? Can the innocence be saved? ――Although there is an anti-harassment system in "Drawing the Knife", Li Bing, a big man, is it possible to use the anti-harassment system for a delicate little girl like Naihe? If this spreads, others will definitely question whether Li Bing is a man or not!
"It's too ferocious...... in the face of such a thug, does Li Bing have anything else to say? ――Why don't you try to take away my innocence? I...... Can't I give in?
"Aren't I just handsome? As for being so coveted for your beauty? Li Bing was helpless. Thinking about it, Li Bing was about to open the hatch of the flying dove.
As for the flying dove, Li Bing does not plan to put it away for the time being; The hatch is open, and it can be closed again, but if the flying dove ship is put away, Li Bing's volume will return to the normal human size, but there will be no way to take out the flying dove ship in the bowl again! After all, the flying dove ship was reduced to a pocket version because of the skill of Wanjun Bowl; It is impossible to take out the dove ship directly in the Wanjun bowl.
However, just as Li Bing opened the door to "accept the surrender", the figure of selling matches suddenly flashed in his mind.
"Match ......" Li Bingyi was stunned - yes, how can he do something sorry for selling matches!? If you take away your innocence like this, what if you sell matches!
As the old saying goes: a loyal minister does not matter to the two masters, and a martyr does not matter to the second husband. In ancient times, a woman was not allowed to be touched by a second man, otherwise she would be unchaste. In modern times, in the concept of equal love between men and women, while women are responsible for men, men must also be worthy of women; Like Li Bing, if he can't withstand the coercion and temptation and is taken away from his innocence, then he is sorry for selling matches.
"No, you must not be sorry to sell matches!" Li Bing gritted his teeth and thought to himself, "Even if there are more stinky fart scrolls, I will persevere!" ”
Li Bing will have such thoughts, not to say how loyal Li Bing is. You must know the "true nature of a man", a man can resist such temptations once or twice, which is normal; But if a man can resist this temptation without hesitation in this life, then one has to wonder - this man is still not a man!
The reason why Li Bing can "resist to the death" such a temptation, on the one hand, is because Li Bing, a man, is still more loyal, and on the other hand, Li Bing is still in love, when he thinks of selling matches, and when he thinks that he should be responsible for selling matches, Li Bing's brain is hot, and he would rather endure the "edification" of sticky stinky farts in the next days and nights than put himself into the warm fragrance of nephrite.
To put it nicely, Li Bing is loyal to his other half; To put it mildly, it's brain-dead, 2B!
And now, Li Bing is just going to be brain-dead again!
However, while thinking about it, the hatch of the flying dove ship had been inadvertently opened by Li Bing.
Seeing Li Bing open the hatch, Yin Shiyan couldn't help but "giggle", "Scared, right?" Now finally know to open the hatch and come out? Hehe, don't worry, as long as you serve my family well tonight, I won't use the stinky fart scroll to deal with you, how about it, fair? "Yin Xiaoyan talked about the stinky fart scroll with Nai He in front of Li Bing, instead of talking about it in private chat, isn't it a psychological tactic?
Although Li Bing has made up his mind, he must stick to the bottom line in whatever he says, and he must not be reduced to a young man who has lost his footing; But hearing Yin Xiaoyan's words, Li Bing still couldn't help but be stunned: "Who is Xiaobai?" Don't you want me to sleep with Nahe? As for what Yin said about fairness or something, Li Bing scoffed at it - people are swordsmen and I am fish and meat, is there still "fairness" at all?
At this time, Yin Xiaoyan beckoned, and a fat and oily gilt appeared beside her. Yin Xiaoyan touched the little sow's head and said, "Xiaobai, this is your sleeping partner tonight, are you still satisfied?" (To be continued......)