213. Fight like a man
Rashid rarely didn't join in, holding the Eastern Conference championship trophy and looking left and again, feeling that the golden ball was a little stained, picking up the snow-white jersey and wiping it. After wiping it for a while, he spat and wiped it vigorously.
"You're disgusting." Billups shoved Rashid and scolded, "Do you want to pee some pee?" ”
Mirisic grinned and said, "Be careful, be careful, this ball is only gold-plated, what if you rub it?" ”
Campbell commanded in vain: "Calm down, calm down, guys, just finished halftime, we still have a full 24 minutes to fight for the damn thing, Memet, don't bully Pattin, oh God, are you two going to fuck the guys?" ”
Oku put his arms around Patin and opened his mouth to kiss him, causing the latter to struggle frantically and scream.
Prince caught Warben, and somewhere found a short wooden stick to use as a microphone, and interviewed: "Hello Mr. Wallace, I am a reporter from the People's Daily, and I heard that the day before yesterday you accompanied Miss Bell and Miss Alba to the children's hospital to see the baby?" Is it a twin? ”
Hua Ben shrugged helplessly, and had to cooperate: "Shit, I'm so depressed, I just drank a glass of wine, and it ended up being a hit!" It's a painful lesson, brothers, Pattin, fuck you learn, and remember to bring a condom for future errands! ”
Ever since doctors at Angel Hospital told them Alba was pregnant, Wabbon once again made headlines in entertainment newspapers, and just before the finals began, dozens of reporters asked him what was going on. He can be silent with the media, but he can't do that with these brothers, he needs to tell them something.
Mirisic opened Pattin's cabinet and pulled out several dozen condoms, all Durex Jacksbang had, and laughed and said, "Padin is ready at any time, this guy is really enviable!" ”
Patin struggled to push Mirisic away, blushing and holding the sleeve and yelling: "This is a frame-up, who the framed Lao Tzu?!" It's not mine! ”
"Take off your pants and make a gesture to see who framed our little gentleman." Oku laughed and said, for a while, no one paid attention to Huaben's scandal, for them, this is just a way to adjust their lives, and it is not interesting to gossip.
Rashid, who likes to play the most, did not participate, and carefully wiped the Eastern Champions Cup in his hand with one swollen eye, but wiped it around, as if his snow-white jersey was a little yellow. Seeing this, he blinked vigorously, trying to see more clearly, and when he looked closely, the yellowed place was still wrinkled and shining, exuding a golden light.
Seeing this scene, Rashid hurriedly opened his swollen eyes to look at the Eastern Champions Cup, and suddenly screamed: "Nima! What a cheat! ”
Rashid's howl startled everyone, and Billups scolded angrily, "Damn, did you get a chrysanthemum?" ”
Hamilton was squeezing the pimples on his face in front of the small mirror, and was frightened by Rashid, his hand was a little strong, and he pinched the fans and burst them, and the blood flowed for a long time: "you!" "The honest man is also angry.
In the past, if these little men dared to be so rude, Rashid would have rushed up and rubbed it in the name of 'teaching you manners for free', but where would he be in the mood, he held the Eastern Champions Cup high and screamed: "Damn, look, look! ”
"Look at what? Yo, Rashid, are you learning about Lady Liberty? Hey, it's kind of like that. Mirisic smiled silly.
After laughing, Mirisic was a little embarrassed, because he found that he was the only one laughing, and everyone else was stunned. "What's wrong? What's wrong? Mirisic asked anxiously.
Prince stretched out his long arm that made Kobe Bryant suffer, and pointed to the front of the Eastern Champions Cup sphere tremblingly, only to see a black shadow the size of a little finger appear on the golden ball of the Champions Cup, which was set against the surrounding gold, which was ugly.
"I wiped it off." Rashid said with a sad face.
Hearing this, Hua Ben couldn't help but say, "Damn, knockoff?!" ”
The old man walked up and looked at it, and said lightly: "It's okay, children, I have experience, just go back and re-gild, the color is even better." ”
"Isn't it? What the is this? "The Pistons players were dumbfounded.
Brown shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "What's this?" Previously with the 76ers, we had that with the trophy. This is not a sterling silver-gilded O'Brien cup, and even if you don't touch it, two years of oxidation will fade it. ”
The Pistons' many villains sighed, and Billups sighed: "The team is too picky, isn't it?" It's only been 15 years to win the Eastern Conference championship, don't you get a pure gold? ”
"He said earlier, each of us will pay 100,000 yuan, even if it is not pure gold, that 20k can be accepted." Rashid said angrily.
"What do you do with pure gold? It's just an Eastern Conference Cup, let's go, you can get the O'Brien Cup right away, and it won't oxidize and fade. Hua Benfeng said lightly, "Let's go, let's play." ”
Back on the court, the Pistons players were a little stunned, what are the Lakers doing? How did O'Neal and Kobe Bryant get pressed to the bench? Could it be that the Zen master actually enlightened two people, and the two of them were planning to have a good heart-to-heart talk?
Brown also made a rotation, with Oku replacing Mirisic and Patin replacing Billups.
"Attack, attack, kids, defense is the fourth quarter thing!" Brown clapped his hands and shouted, the old coach still wants to expand the score, otherwise he will not send Patin on the field.
It's still the Lakers' ball.
Payton got the ball, and Patin thought he was going to be sprayed, but Mr. Glove didn't say anything, his face tense, and he aimed at his teammates.
This is better, Patinle's leisure, naturally will not take the initiative to provoke today's number one trash talk king.
This time, it was not Oku who came to guard Malone, but Huaben, and the two strongest men in the NBA met head-on. Malone didn't fight with Warben, and as soon as Payton passed halftime, he mentioned the high position, and when he saw this, Payton ran down.
Padin was fast enough, and he took small steps and chased back, retreating two steps away, and with a "bang" sound, it seemed to hit the wall and bounced back directly.
Malone blocked Pattin, Payton was let go, wing Rush and Wharton, who came off the bench, responded to each other, and Huaben couldn't see it well, so he could only give up Malone and move sideways to press Payton.
But Payton didn't plan to play by himself, he attracted Huaben and directly distributed the ball to Malone, which happened to pass to Malone's chest, precise, accurate, ruthless, but comfortable, this is where the name of the glove comes from, making you catch the ball as if you are wearing a specially made glove.
Malone got the ball and made a jumper, a seven-foot-long high-post jumper, except for the perverts of Garnett and Mutombo, everyone else could only sigh.
The ball was scored, 44:59, and the score was close.
Patin dribbled past half-court and came with a long pass, and there was no one around Oku, but the Turk had just come on the pitch and his hand didn't warm up and he missed the jumper. Malone stepped in and snatched the ball with one arm.
"Keep an eye on him!" Waben pointed at Peyton as he stepped back and shouted, if he didn't understand the Zen master's intentions, he would be stupid enough to eat. It is clear that the Zen master wants Peyton to play the role of Stockton and cooperate with Malone to play blocking and dismantling.
Malone has played this trick for more than ten years, and Peyton has watched it for more than ten years, and the combination of the two is really a bit of a jazz combination. And this move is not easy to defend, Payton once again took advantage of Malone's block to get rid of it, and Huaben did not step forward to chase the defense, still staring at Malone.
Seeing this, Payton was unceremoniously and entered the interior to come to a mounted archery, and unfortunately, Hamilton played the role of being ridden.
Brown shook his head helplessly, he wasn't worried, Malone and Payton were both old, this trick was effective, but it had to be physically executed.
What's more, Hua Ben is not a fool who can only watch the other party's performance.
This time he got the ball at the free throw line, Hua Ben raised it up and made a jump shot feint, Ma Long was not fooled, he still stared at Hua Ben with half squatting, his eyes were Chi Guoguo's contempt: "Sample, you shoot, you shoot." ”
Hua Ben really jumped shot, the calf muscles were tight, the center of gravity fell down and bounced up, and his eyes were fixed on the hoop.
Ma Long's color changed this time, and he jumped up without hesitation, and after he jumped up, his face changed again: Hua Ben didn't jump!
"It's like a rainbow, look at that face, hehe." Hua Ben laughed and easily inserted into the inner line.
Wharton came up to make up for the defense, but unfortunately this kid didn't have a tall body like his father, and of course, he didn't have his father's terrifying defensive awareness. Hua Ben stepped into the restricted area, his latissimus dorsi exerted force, his body spun around like a top, and his butt hit Wharton's waist, directly pushing him to the ground, and then turned around, this time there was really no one in front of him.
Jump, dunk, score, it's as simple as that.
The Zen master sighed, without sharks, there would be no one to restrict.
Peyton chewed his braces and punched Padding step by step, and began to mumble, "Rookie, where are you from?" Chinese? Oh no, the Chinese is Yao, he's a big guy, seven feet six, two as tall as you. But it didn't work, wasn't that big man sent home by us? Rookie, raise your hands and surrender, I don't want to abuse you, because I don't want to cause international disputes"
Padin said coldly: "Are you weak-hearted? You weren't so stumbling when you first scored. ”
"Lao Tzu has a weak heart?" Payton laughed exaggeratedly, turned around, took a step forward with his right foot diagonally, and the ball in his hand bounced to the floor and handed it to his left hand.
The basketball fell into the hoop and the score became 46:61.
Payton triumphantly wanted to say a few words, Wajben served to Pattin, who got the ball and rushed to the frontcourt, Oku responded in the low post, faced Malone violently shook his shoulders twice, and suddenly turned sideways to push Malone forward, Mr. Postman just put his strength into the lower plate, but Oku stepped back and jumped up to score two points above his head.
46:63, the score is still that big.
"Damn, the Detroiters are so lucky, they have a bunch of promising little guys." Payton said smugly as he caught the ball.
Although the continuous strong attack worked, the opponent immediately hit back with more effective attacks, and Malone and Payton couldn't help but be a little short of heroic. This is the difference between old players and young players, the more young people play, the more they refuse to admit defeat, the more energetic they are, the old players see everything, Malone and Payton clearly understand how bad the situation of the Lakers is now.
Halfway through the third quarter, the score was 64:70, and Malone and Payton sold their lives and only narrowed the score advantage by only one point. Padin can't stop Peyton, and Peyton can't stop Patin!
"Do you know what your problem is?" The Zen master sighed and asked Kobe and O'Neal.
The two of them nodded reluctantly, neither of them spoke, let alone looked at each other.
The Zen master waved his hand and took advantage of Pattin's foul to call a timeout, regretting that the players were getting more and more surnames these days, and perhaps this was exactly what the league wanted to see, because fans like to have a star with a surname, such as the little man in Philadelphia. However, it's not a good thing for the manager, they need to be able to control the players.
"That's fine, let's use the lessons of this game to sober up the two." The Zen master said to himself, his tone was a little weak, maybe it was time for him to leave, since the player didn't listen to him, then he could only bring humiliation on himself if he stayed.
Although Kobe Bryant and O'Neal are at odds, any one who appears on the court is a god-killing figure, especially now that he is angry, he is holding his breath in his heart.
"Ben, how about coming to me and let's have a duel in it?" O'Neill roared with wide eyes.
Huaben looked at Payton's free throws and said nonchalantly: "Don't look at it, I'm Xiong's surname, as for you, I don't know." ”
The second free throw was not held steady by the fans' boos, the ball smashed into the hoop, and Wabben rushed to grab it into his arms and threw it to Patin in the half.
Pattin's calf was fast, and Wharton chased after him, and the two men rushed into the three-point line almost simultaneously. Stepping into the three-point line, Patin quickly turned around and used the hidden elbow swing that Billups taught him to put on Payton's waist at once, and the two staggered apart.
Shaking off Payton, Patin started the sprint again, took three steps into the restricted area, and scored his first two points in the game.
"Look, my teammates are all pure masters, too." Warben stopped and deliberately disgusted O'Neal.
O'Neill's anger is relatively low, especially now that he is upset, and the Zen master no longer explicitly supports his ascension. Wharton got the ball and shook it twice, but Hamilton still followed him firmly in front of him, leaving him in vain.
Seeing this, O'Neill leaned on Huaben and yelled: "Give me the ball, quick!" For the sake of old Wharton, the shark didn't scold directly, otherwise Wharton would have been sprayed with blood.
To get the ball, O'Neill tried to turn around, and his big foot moved forward to test Huaben's defensive point, which made Huaben cry and laugh: "I said Shaq, you still want to have a face frame single?" You're not Kobe, you won't do this! ”
As soon as he heard this, O'Neal suddenly became angry, his shoulders sank, and he rushed forward like a bull, the ball in his hand was relapped twice in a row on the floor, and he grabbed the ball with one hand, and the overlord stepped forward and bombed the hoop directly.
O'Neal's shoulder slammed into Waben's chest, and Wabeen screamed miserably, flew out directly, and fell out of the bottom line at once.
Crawford sighed and had to blow the whistle, O'Neal, who hit people, was indeed suspected of attacking fouls, especially when Huaben flew so far shamelessly.
"This is the man you are talking about?!" O'Neill was so angry with Wajben's performance that he almost vomited blood.
Hua Ben remained motionless on the floor as if he had been hit by a tank, his face pained.
(To be continued)