"Shoot!"

Despite the fact that the situation was very complicated and it was very difficult to get up, Lin Yu still shot.

With your back to the ball? Unafraid!

Not high enough for the ball? Don't be afraid!

We've got a unique job!

Lin Yu was about to turn around, attracting the attention of the two Getafe defenders, and then suddenly raised his left foot and hooked the ball with his left ankle, although the ball was not strong and fast, but the advantage of this kind of shot was that it was weird enough that the opponent could not judge it at all.

“Goooooooooooooal！”

"Oh oh oh, a wonderful left foot hook and the goal goes in! Is this a tribute to Ibrahimovic? ”

Once in the Champions League, Ibrahimovic scored the same goal, and it also attracted Lin Yu's attention at that time, his physical fitness is much better than Ibrahimovic, and it should not be difficult to make such a goal move, but until today, he tried to score for the first time like this, and he didn't expect to score the first time.

"Real Madrid took the lead, it looked like there was no suspense, and the game was once again in the rhythm of Real Madrid. It's only been five minutes, and Lin Yu did a good job! ”

"I heard that some reporters are blaming Lin Yu for not sleeping with the rest of the team at night? Can you handle it? In Lin Yu's state, even if he is given a special case, it should be! "Sergio. Durant is a news person, of course he knows what happened not long ago, because some TV reporters are reporting on the spot, he is very angry, he feels that those reporters are completely slandering Lin Yu, so at this time, he can also vent: "Tell me!" Does this feel like the state of a depraved player? You tell me! ”

His voice echoed over the Santiago Bernabeu. It's ironic, it's sarcastic. The reporters sitting in the press gallery were a little restless.

Those reporters who questioned Lin Yu and even published reports condemning Lin Yu. At this time, they all lowered their heads, not daring to look at the court, they were very afraid that Lin Yu would do something out of the ordinary, that guy has always liked to be unconventional.

But this is just a cover-up, just an ostrich sticking its head into the sand, and what should happen will still happen.

The last thing they wanted to see appeared, Lin Yu took off his shirt, revealing his inner lining. There is a sentence written on his chest and back, but it is in Chinese on his chest and Spanish on his back, but the meaning is the same.

"You are all stupid reporters who scold me!"

That's right, it's such simple and rude words, Lin Yu feels that he doesn't need to go around the bend, he is not a literati, he hasn't even gone to junior high school, he is just an uneducated player. Although he later taught many courses on his own, the savagery and impulsiveness in his bones did not change.

He feels that it is more enjoyable to live like this, and this is his attitude towards life.

Shameless?

Off color?

Not a gentleman?

Uncivilized?

You should have known this a long time ago, and I am not a gentleman who talks elegantly. Not to mention a gentleman who chews words, can I be guilty of that?

"Hahahaha, it's so cool to scold. I also want to scold like this, but it's a pity that I have a working relationship. Can't be as indulgent as Lin Yu! "The commentary from Germany is the clearest of such things, at this moment. He smiled happily: "I thought that after so many years, twenty-seven-year-old Lin Yu has become a father, and he should be more restrained, but I didn't expect this guy to be so arrogant, or so self-explanatory!" Hahaha, cool! It's so cool! It's been a long time since I've had this cool! ”

"Slap in the face, stupid flies! Let you dare to scold Lin Yu in the future! He said that there was something to do when he went home, so there must be something, but he didn't believe it? He also said that he went to a nightclub for a night, and his state today will definitely be bad, I really want to swear, I can score such a goal if I am not in good shape? And it's only been five minutes! ”

……

The media seats have almost become the object of onlookers at this time, this is the Bernabeu Stadium, basically the people sitting around the media seats are Real Madrid's meters, and tens of thousands of fans have made a middle finger gesture to the media seats at this time, how can it not make people feel embarrassed.

Some reporters who have not accused Lin Yu are secretly scolding, "What the hell is this called, I was shot while lying down, I knew that Lin Yu was not easy to mess with, why didn't I provoke him?" Even if you're going to criticize him, you'll have to wait until after the game to confirm that he's not in good shape, what the is going on now? What a bad luck! ”

Players may be afraid of the rules of the Football Association, and they can't just give the middle finger casually, but the fans don't care about this, think about it, the tens of thousands of fans give the middle finger together, and then boo together, even if the reporter has good enough psychological quality, I am afraid that I want to find a hole and get into it directly.

……

On the sidelines, Getafe coach Luis Brown. Garcia was helpless, Lin Yu targeted those reporters, but his team became a typical example of lying down and getting shot.

It's only been five minutes, and he actually scored, and it was such a difficult goal, this Lin Yu was simply terrible.

He even shouted in his heart: "I beg you reporters, uncles and aunts, can you not stimulate Lin Yu before our competition in the future?" It's just that you are being ridiculed, and you have caused us to suffer, which is really harmful to others and yourself, and I don't know what you are trying to do. ”

Louis. Garcia's only good fortune was that he didn't make fun of Lin Yu before the game, and he originally planned to use Lin Yu's night in the locker room to stimulate his players, telling his players that people didn't take you seriously, and actually went to a nightclub all night.

Thankfully, he didn't, otherwise he wouldn't have known how to salvage the situation now.

The players on the field of Getafe are still relatively calm, and some are even snickering, because what Lin Yu is doing is too childish, but it makes them feel very happy, and these players have almost all had times when they didn't deal with the media.

Some people want the media to report on themselves, but people don't agree, while some people are hacked because they didn't perform well in a game, and now someone is angry for them. Can they not be happy?

As for conceding goals, they actually take it lightly. Against Real Madrid, and at the Bernabeu. Don't concede a goal? Is that possible?

……

Some of the reporters who were insulted by the fans and Lin Yu began to get a little hairy, most of these are reporters who have just debuted for a long time, and they are not so familiar with this line of work and Lin Yu, so they are the most unbearable.

"It's too bastard, Lin Yu and the fans of Real Madrid are the same bastards, I'm going to the Western Football Association to sue them and ask them to be punished!" A reporter shouted.

"Come on, you're going to accuse him? He hasn't sued you for slander yet. Did you write an article today saying that he didn't follow the team's discipline? ”

"Written it, so what, haven't we always written like this in our articles?" The reporter didn't know why.

"It's okay to others, but it's not okay to him, that Lin Yu is a demon, if you dare to go to the Football Association to sue him today, he will make you lose your job tomorrow." You must know that when he was in the Bundesliga before, he didn't have as much power as he is now. He is already quite unusual, and has brought down many small newspapers, but now he is one of the most influential people in the world, and his friends are all over the business and political circles. Even your editor-in-chief may be a fan of him, how dare you go against him? Not to mention losing your job today, it is estimated that it will be difficult to find a job in the future. ”

"Just kidding."

"Are you kidding? I'd like to joke too. But in fact, it's not a joke! You haven't noticed, even UEFA President Platini, who has been making trouble with Lin Yu. Now his attitude has also lowered a lot, because Lin Yu's current power is too great. And you have money, you can't afford to play at all. ”

Speaking of which, what Lin Yu did was still after some consideration, he originally planned to write "reporters are stupid", but then I thought about it, there were also reporters who supported him, and he couldn't generalize like this, so he finally added the previous sentence, but even so, there were still many reporters at the scene who suffered from unwarranted disasters, mainly because they were coaxed by the fans and booed, and gave the middle finger.

……

Lin Yu was still humiliating those reporters on the sidelines, and his teammates ran over to celebrate the goal with him one by one, even goalkeeper Casillas.

This scene slapped the reporters who were talking nonsense in the face.

A reporter once said that Lin Yu was a ball bully in the locker room, no one was really good with him, they were all afraid of his obscenity, this time Lin Yu disregarded the team's discipline and did not return home at night without authorization, which will definitely cause some people to be dissatisfied, at least the old captain Casillas and the third captain Ramos will definitely stand up.

But it's a pity that they were wrong again, Casillas and Ramos seemed to deliberately dispel this rumor, and kissed Lin Yu on the face.

The reporters in the media table are about to scold their mothers.

"Bastard, this is clearly deliberately pissed off us, bastard!"

Lin Yu made a victory gesture, and the meaning was very clear: "Lao Tzu is angry with you, so what, you come to bite me!" ”

……

After the celebrations, the game resumed, the morale of the Real Madrid team was high, the fans in the stands were in high spirits, and Getafe was a little shrunk.

They originally wanted to draw Real Madrid away from home, but they conceded a goal in the first five minutes, which made them see Lin Yu's almost crazy state today, instead of engaging in those unrealistic things, it is better to find a way to concede a few fewer goals, so that even if they lose, they can still get by on face when they go back.

What's more, the weak team plays the strong team, and there is nothing wrong with choosing the bus tactic, no one will say anything.

If it's a strong team, then you may have to care about it, even if you know that you can't lose, you still have to play against Real Madrid, but the Getafe team doesn't have such concerns, anyway, no one is optimistic about them before the game, if they lose, they will lose, it's not a big deal.

Louis on the sidelines. Garcia's thoughts flew a little far, he was wondering where Lin Yu didn't go to the hotel at night, what did he go?

Now it doesn't look like I've gone to a nightclub, even if a person's physical strength is good, a nightclub will definitely be affected.

Damn reporters, it's fucking misleading again, I don't know if Lin Yu is secretly studying how to score a goal today at home.

……

Of course, Lin Yu will not be affected, but you are because of the credit of "Brother Qiang", otherwise you would really let Louis. Garcia is right, after being tossed all night, I must have a sore back in today's game.

Otherwise, Lin Yu was prescient, and he quickly thought of a way after that time, otherwise he would definitely not be able to explain what happened today.

Alas, there is a wife who is like a wolf and a tiger in bed, and sometimes she is afraid.

In order to show that he has no problem at all, Lin Yu must score another goal, how can one goal be enough? Only scored one goal, and those Wang Balamb reporters will definitely have something to say.

At the very least, it has to be a brace!

No, a hat-trick will do!

I'm sorry Getafe, I would have been satisfied with scoring a goal, and I couldn't be interested in dealing with a team like you who didn't have the fighting spirit, but today is different, in order to completely shut up those reporters, I can only use you to cut you.

"If you don't succeed, you become a journalist!"

Lin Yu's most hated reporter in his life, he can say this, which shows how much courage he has, it's a pity for Getafe, the tactics are right, and the defense is not bad, but he just wants to lose a few goals, but he just ran into such a crazy Lin Yu, and it is estimated that if he doesn't lose more than three goals, he won't be able to end the game. (To be continued......)