When I quit the game, it was dark in front of me, and it was out of my body again.

You appeared in Tian Jing's house, standing in the middle of the small bedroom, looking at yourself on the bed with a helmet in a daze: Is this your fate, the soul has nothing to do and wander around, if you tell the children, you must not scare them into crying.

The family immortal can't afford to mess with it, and the last time the account was not settled.

Since you are here, then go to find out the enemy's situation, according to the god Ma, karma cannot be escaped.

You walk through the door of your room and cautiously enter the large living room.

In the sound of quarrels that resounded through the sky, through the darkness, after the vision was clear, in the flickering light, you saw a number of people standing in the somewhat gloomy hall.

These people are all characters from cartoons, and if you don't understand this, let me explain it briefly.

In the so-called world of gods and ghosts, the leading role is the spiritual power, and whoever has strong spiritual power can dominate the world.

Jiaxian's world Tiantian's spiritual power plays a leading role, that is, she is what she says, and she built this small world with her own ideas.

You and the other immortals are foreign invaders, and you have to follow Tiantian's will here,

Sweet exists like a king.

For example, if you want to learn English, you have to say go to English, no matter how you say Chinese in your previous language or in Chinese.

Here Tian Tian thinks that Jiaxian is the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf in the cartoon, then you see these characters.

The Buddha said: The Buddha is born from the heart, and the devil is born from the heart.

The people formed two groups, and a group stood like a herd of horses on the side of the offering platform.

At the front of the line, you see a familiar little figure, his heart tightened, his pupils contracted, as if he had been smashed in the chest by a heavy hammer, his whole body trembled violently, and his feet staggered and almost fell.

You float up to the little figure and ask, "Sweet! Why are you here? ”

Sweetly blinking at you with big black eyes and a red face, the eyelashes that are long like black swan feathers are stirring vigorously, the excited expression spreads from the corners of the naughty upturned mouth to the whole body like rising seawater, and there seem to be two white villains dancing happily in the eyes on the pupils, a kind and warm breath comes to the face, and love surrounds you strongly.

Tian Tian's two little hands waved the lance air hammer up and down, and the snow-white pajamas flew and danced on her body like smoke, revealing her pink little feet jumping in the air, and she didn't even wear shoes.

The edges of the black hair appear fluffy and revealing the light, and Tian Tian's whole person is like a plush toy standing in front of you with a smile.

"Daddy! Why did you come back into my dreams? ”

Dare to love you always into other people's sweet dreams, you look at the opposing sides with a solemn expression, the turbulent murderous aura in the air cuts your bare skin and hurts, holding Tiantian's hand and shaking, inexplicable fear opens from under your feet, and flows all over your body with a gurgling sound of blood.

One group was led by Tian Tian and more than a dozen, next to the offering table, and the other group was led by a big gray mouse and stood restlessly next to the window.

The rat was also wearing black bib pants and missing an ear.

The four fangs in his mouth are clicking and grinding, and his big eyes are rolling around and staring at you and Tian Tian weirdly.

The fluff on his face was like a wind-blown wheat field rolling, waving like a knife and spear, and the long beard on the corner of his mouth was pouting excitedly.

In the flickering light, the mouse's black eyes seemed to have two daggers hissing and spinning, flickering with a miserable white light, as if they could burst out and stab at you at any moment.

This guy is one of the ears of the black cat sheriff, and I heard that he has an uncle who eats cat and mouse, and every morning before morning exercise, he has to drink a bowl of cat's paw soup.

One ear finger gritted his teeth sweetly and shouted: "As a leader of immortals, you don't go out to accumulate merits for us, and you know how to play crazy every day." Yesterday morning, I played at home, played hide and seek in the afternoon, and fought the landlord in the evening. We have followed you for eight lifetimes, when will we be able to cultivate to the Nirvana realm? For the sake of our glorious future, I am thinking about breaking the current system of big pot rice, implementing a household contract responsibility system for continuous production, giving full play to the active surnames of the people, and opening up and invigorating our own operations. We go out to collect work by ourselves, carry cause and effect by ourselves, cultivate by ourselves, and give up the current inefficient [***] system. ”

Tian Tian curiously looked at one ear and teeth dancing claws in the mouth foaming at the mouth, he was very happy, the corners of his mouth turned into a crooked crescent, he smiled very happily, turned his head and narrowed his eyes into a thin line, and looked at you with a cold expression beside him:

"Dad, what's this big rat filter? Could it be that yesterday Hide and Seek didn't [***] him, angry? ”

You look at the one ear jumping up and down, this guy is like an East Turkistan, a guy with a sharp knife to engage in [***], full of danger, and may rush to your family at any time.

In the face of inexplicable danger, you held Tiantian's hand tighter.

This guy is so capable, is there also the support of a force like Uncle Sam behind him?

One ear continued: "I think, by peaceful means, by a referendum, by voting." What do you think? ”

At this time, a person walked out next to you: "Look at your bear-colored, you still want to go it alone?" If you are crooked, the rebels are so poor that they are forbidden by the two sessions this year. You and I look at things for others, which is originally leaking heavenly opportunities and changing our lives against the sky. It is okay for karma to be borne voluntarily by the person concerned, and although our merit is less, it is always positive. The cycle of heavenly principles has its own justice. You take the initiative to collect merit for others to avoid misfortune, and you take care of some things that you shouldn't be in charge of. It's like Taobao brushing diamonds and swiping tickets. Although there is a lot of short-term merit, it is only to drink the vulture to quench your thirst, and the harm will be endless, and it will be too late to regret it. You and I have been practicing for hundreds of years, how many times do you say you can resist karma? ”

You look closely at the back of the solemn statement in front of him, which is about the same size as Tian Tian, with two pointed ears, a white dinner cloth tied around his neck, a gray hair that keeps wriggling like an earthworm, one paw waving in front of him in line with the rhythm of the language, and the other paw is open at his side to keep his body balanced.

A fluffy tail keeps shaking, tickling your palm, itchy, you don't need to look at your face, you know that it is one of the sweet personal newspapers, the gray wolf.

"That's right! What a thief! ”

opened with a voice of admiration, a person twisted out of the camp with one ear, her big eyes narrowed into a line, a little ** flame in her pupils shone, and a breath of breath went straight to the sky.

The corners of her mouth are bent into crescent moons, her hair is black and shiny, two shining earrings in her ears jingle loudly, two snow-white arms clapping on her chest, no legs under her waist, a blue-black snake tail squirms on the ground to drive her body forward, and her eyes are full of admiration for the gray wolf: "It's not advisable to go it alone, Tencent News reported that there was a thousand-year-old fox fairy who was broken yesterday, and we really can't stand this karma." ”

You notice that one ear has no objection to her contradictory speech, but a look that you had expected a long time ago.

He looked at the snake spirit with a sneer, as if he was watching the ** of a drama he had carefully directed.

"However, we are staying here now, and it is not a way to stay in the nest. Seeing that our little flowers have not yet been completed, it is not the time to collect a large amount of merit. We might as well find a ready-made camp, find some flexibility, run down the blind stream, and earn some extra money. However, you have to sign a labor contract first to ensure that you can come and go freely. When Xiaohuarong becomes an adult, we will turn around to help Li Jiatang become famous all over the world and make great achievements, what? ”

This snake demon is the snake demon in the gourd brothers, and the beautiful words of Wei Wei seem to be very reasonable, not only has he been praised by a gang of ears, but even some people in the sweet camp sighed and began to waver.

"Phew! You old man, you ran out after a few injections of estrogen to deceive people's minds. As soon as you pout your ass, we know what shit you're going to shit, and a few knocks will reveal your snake tail. You want to set up another mountain, sell us, and you want us to help you count the money? ”

A chubby boy jumped in front of the snake spirit, raised his chubby little finger and pointed at the tip of the snake spirit's nose and scolded.

The fat boy has a pink round face, blue flames flickering in his pupils, and he is like a dragon and phoenix with Tian Tian.

He didn't wear shoes either, his trouser legs were pulled together, and his two little feet were together, probably a little cold on the ground.

When the snake spirit heard this, his pupils trembled with anger, the corners of his mouth trembled, his face turned red, revealing sharp sharp teeth, and he spit out a crimson three-pronged tongue, tearing and tearing, and the fiery red flames in his eyes beat violently, burning more and more, and there was a great tendency to burn the sky.

She used her waist hard, twisted her body and mechanically waved her slender and white arms, and fanned the gourd baby in front of her fiercely, her palms glowed with purple-black light, could it be poisonous?

"You wild boy is tired of life, bear-like, look at how the old lady cuts you today! Let you pretend! ”

She screamed like a lion, one foot held high, and quickly chopped the ground to sweep away the dust, blurring her vision.

The gourd baby who only reached the waist of the snake demon, was dexterous, and when he saw the purple-black giant palm fanning, a somersault bounced up like a ping-pong ball, jumped high, and almost jumped over the top of the snake demon's head.

The snake demon shook his head and staggered to the ground due to his excessive force.

Without waiting for the snake demon to get up, the gourd baby raised his foot in the air and kicked it, hitting the snake demon's neck, this kick was particularly heavy, and the white and thin neck was kicked out of shape.

"Ahh In the house! "The camp with one ear jumped out of the snake demon's face, the big neck thick husband, the crab spirit.

The crab spirit's eyes were red, and he was panting, and from a distance, he drew out two large axes, held them high above his head, and his feet were heavy, and he pounced on the gourd baby with a sonorous sound.

He still spit chaotic foam in his mouth, waw wow weird scream, accompanied by a choking smell of seawater, dare to lover is wild, can you not be anxious when you hit someone's daughter-in-law?

He pointed at the giant axe in the dome and slashed down hatefully at the gourd baby standing on the ground.

The gang wind came first, drumming the gourd baby's small cloth clothes to hunt.

The gourd baby's face was fearless, looking at the axe almost to the top of her head, she raised her pink two little arms to face the cold light, and with a "bang", the cold light collided with Bai Shengsheng's little arms in the air, making a deafening loud sound.

A blue-white light flowed rapidly in the gourd baby's body, and finally converged together and led from the legs into the ground, raising a circle of dust, turning into a ripple that spread into the distance, sending out a low echo.

Tian Tian pulled away your hand blocking in front of her, and when she saw the gourd baby blocking the big axe of the crab spirit, she immediately jumped up and cheered: "Little brother, you are so fierce!" It's so handsome!"

She became a cheerleader, (to be continued.) )