Chapter 1313 The cool point of detonating the media
When the ball rolled over the white goal line and into the goal, the hearts of countless people at the scene and in front of the TV seemed to suddenly stop beating, and at that moment, the entire world seemed to be immobilized.
"The ball went in ââ!"
With a long roar from the narrator, the world realm that seemed to be stagnant came alive again, but at this moment, the heart that had almost stopped beating began to speed up, as if it was about to exceed the load!
The cries of madness seemed to become distant and unreal.
At this time, many fans, many people, can hear their heartbeats as if they may explode at any time.
"Poof! Puff puff puff ......"
In the rapid heartbeat, some people passed out on the stands, some people fainted at home, and the sound of ambulances could be heard everywhere.
Afterwards, according to the statistics of the relevant departments, at the moment when Lin Yu scored the goal, all the hospitals in Spain dispatched all the ambulances, as if all of a sudden, the whole country was plunged into panic and pain.
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On the TV screen, Lin Yu had just kicked the ball out.
In countless similar bars, a group of sweaty men sip refreshing beers and watch the game.
Just after Lin Yu's shot was completed, the movements in the hands of these people stopped, and the movements on their mouths also stopped, and the bar was originally a little mixed, but at this time it became silent, and people could only hear the shouts of the fans on TV.
And at the end of the day, even the shouting on the TV stopped, inside and outside the TV. It was as if they had fallen into a dead silence, as if they had fallen into an evil spirit. I didn't even move my eyes.
This bar is where Real Madrid fans watch the game, but in a similar place. Maybe the Barcelona fans, the Atletico Madrid fans, the Deportivo fans, at this moment, they're all doing the same thing.
Because if the goal is scored or not, two completely different outcomes will be opened.
Those who support Lin Yu and those who oppose Lin Yu, with their own different purposes, stare at the TV screen, for fear of missing every detail.
The ball rolls very slowly, and many people feel that they can't hold it anymore, and their eyelids are very heavy. But they know that they must not be blinded, and they must not be distracted in the slightest, and once they are distracted, they may miss the most exciting place.
The ball finally rolled into the goal line, and at this moment, everyone's emotions were released.
Or surprise!
Or sadness!
That's just their choice, and they can't complain about others.
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Accompanied by a "Ball in" on the TVââ! Some people jumped up with excitement. Some people finally poured the ball into their stomachs, while others threw off their cups in anger.
However, in the TV, no matter which station was broadcasting, the excited roar of the narrator resounded at this time.
"Lin Yu ââ!"
"Lin Yu's fifth goal is finally here!"
"Sixty balls! He's done! He's really done! He accomplished the impossible! A miracle was born in him! This moment. He is the true God! â
"Before this game started, we were all laughing at Lin Yu's extravagant dreams and thinking that he could not have scored 60 goals in the league this season. But we were all wrong, and he did. Five goals in one game! â
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Of all the commentators, only the Chinese commentator was the craziest and most exciting.
Many of them jumped out of their chairs the moment Lin Yu scored the fifth goal. Yes, they jumped and then high-fived each other at the same time.
"It worked! He did it! The pride of the nation! The pride of the country! Lin Yu did not lose the face of our Chinese! Instead, he slapped the Spaniards who looked down on us in the face, which was fantastic! He completed the goal with a completely humiliating shot, and Deportivo goalkeeper Alansuvia stood there like a puppet, not even moving! â
"Hero! He is a well-deserved national hero! Hero! Let's raise a glass to him. â
"Tonight, I'll replace wine with water, cheers!" The host picked up the glass of water on the table, said a word in front of the TV, and drank it all.
I have to say that this is probably the craziest scene in the history of Chinese TV football commentary, but no one thinks there is anything wrong with this, Lin Yu has scored, and the psychological pressure of the commentary is gone, they also need to release it, and in this matter of Lin Yu, they don't need to care about the feelings of foreigners at all, they just need to support Lin Yu.
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The referee wanted to find an excuse to blow the ball away, but he couldn't, because this time Lin Yu was not offside or hit the goalkeeper, not to mention that he was still afraid of Ramos's kick in his heart, and he was afraid that he would die in this game if he made an unconvincing decision.
So he blew the whistle for the goal very simply, pointing to the center circle with one hand.
The goal works!
Seeing the referee's actions and hearing the referee's whistle, Lin Yu also breathed a sigh of relief, if such a ball was also blown off, he might really do the same thing as Ramos.
Crazy!
It's crazy!
Lin Yu ran to the sidelines at a speed of 100 meters sprint, then clasped his hands tightly, and exerted a fierce force on both sides of his body, letting out a domineering roar.
Come, you sons who look down on people, what else do you have to say now! Come on!
At this time, Lin Yu's long-planned celebration action was also used.
Real Madrid, whether it was the players on the pitch or the players on the bench, all got down on their knees and made an expression of begging for mercy.
At first, many people didn't figure out what they were doing, but the clever narrator soon discovered the trickiness.
"Sarcasm! This is blatant irony! Before the game, Deportivo La Coruna's players had said that they wanted Lin Yu to kneel and beg them for mercy, but Lin Yu ridiculed each other, at this moment. Real Madrid's players play the role of Deportivo La Coruna's players and fans, it's too ruthless! â
As if for the occasion. Among the Deportivo players in the distance, there were literally those who were on their knees. Although he is definitely not kneeling Lin Yu, it doesn't matter, all Real Madrid fans and all the media will think that he is Lin Yu when he kneels!
After the strange celebration, the players rushed over to raise Lin Yu high, and then waved their hands and roared towards the stands.
In today's game, they watched it very much and wanted to go up and help. But Lin Yu refused, so he never had a chance to vent his anger in his heart, but now he can, Lin Yu's fifth goal is equivalent to completely helping them out of a bad breath, it's just cool!
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Real Madrid's players and fans were celebrating wildly and shouting selflessly, while Deportivo La Coruna's players and fans fell into a dead silence.
Borja and Asami are utterly stupid. The two of them were on their knees, the other lying on the ground, their eyes still fixed on the ball rolling into the goal, and they had eleven thousand ideas in their minds.
But imagine and conceive. They all found that the result still couldn't escape Lin Yu's fifth goal.
In retrospect, some people may be right. If you don't make such a big move before the game, don't target Lin Yu. This game may be lost, but it will definitely not be so bad. Because Lin Yu would definitely not be as crazy as he was today.
Sixty goals in a season, this is really nothing to Lin Yu, he can't work hard to score sixty goals, you have to know that he still has the Champions League final to play, although there is plenty of rest during this period, but no one wants to be injured.
But now it's useless to think about it, Lin Yu has completed five goals, completed the massacre of Deportivo La Coruna, he has achieved the terrifying record of slaughtering a team by himself, his teammates in this game have done almost nothing except to come up to help grab the ball, and it seems that Deportivo La Coruna was defeated by Lin Yu alone, which seems to be nothing excessive.
As if the most stubborn in their hearts had fallen, the fans of Deportivo were crying loudly, while others were scolding and boosing louder, they didn't know how to express their feelings now, they could only do so, let their emotions unleash.
But the Real Madrid players on the pitch don't care what they do, for these people, today's task has been completed, and they can go home and sleep in peace, and it turns out that they have done nothing wrong in supporting Lin Yu.
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In the media gallery, many reporters who did not want to believe this fact began to find various reasons to criticize Lin Yu.
"Lin Yu elbowed Borha, no, it should be Aisami! It's a foul on him, it should be a red card! â
"Match-fixing! It's a match-fixing! Otherwise, why is Alansuvia motionless? â
This kind of excuse that only the weak will look for keeps popping out of the mouths of those reporters who oppose Lin Yu and dislike Lin Yu, they are now a little enchanted, a little crazy, and a little insane.
Right next to them, journalists from Madrid and China were cheering.
Although some Chinese reporters would rather be the servants of foreign adults, more people still support Lin Yu, they are all Lin Yu's supporters at this moment, not reporters, they don't need to suppress their feelings, they can release them to their heart's content.
What if you idiots are upset? What if you're not satisfied? What about making excuses? We just support Lin Yu, and we support him to slap the ugly faces of these so-called foreign adults.
"Lin Yu did a great job! Torture those shit-day Spanish chops! â
"Crack a hammer rule, which dog eye of yours saw a foul?"
"match-fixing? Why didn't you say it was match-fixing in the first place? When the referee blew off Lin Yu's previous good ball, why didn't you say that it was a match-fixing ball? â
"Come on, Lin Yu! We just want to play with Spanish women, eat the Spaniards' nothing, and be presumptuous on the Spanish territory! â
These reporters are language geniuses, otherwise they would not have gotten the opportunity to come to Spain to cover the live broadcast.
Some of them used Spanish, some of them used English, and they shouted very loudly anyway, and they were simply deliberately trying to stimulate the Spanish reporters who were looking bitter, and at this moment, they felt really cool.
What will they feel good about?
This is because before the game, they were treated very unfairly, when they entered, their seats were coated with all-purpose glue, some were thrown gum, and some were spit on their bodies when they were not looking.
It was a lot of things that made them feel very bad, and they wanted to give up on coming to watch the game live.
Many of them even thought of returning home, a barbaric country far from their warm family.
Maybe it was because they were so decadent and bullied before, so at this moment, when they saw Lin Yu score the fifth goal, they were suddenly touched by the cool point, and that kind of coolness was stronger than ever.
They now finally understand what Lin Yu is for, every time after being scolded and ridiculed by the other party, they can score more beautiful goals, because the reason is very simple, the moment when Lin Yu is eager to detonate the cool point.
What is angry?
What is a little grievance?
If you don't go through these storms, then how can you see the real coolness?
Sure enough, stimulating the enemy and provoking the enemy was not because of Lin Yu's personality at all, but because he was premeditated at all. (To be continued......)