Chapter 34 Poisoned Milk Su Ling'er
Of course, I also do this because I believe in the fighting power of my three teammates.
Every three of them, including my sister, were my opponents. In order to squeeze enough creativity from me, Ling Youhan specially wrote the information of these three people in great detail.
Of course, except for Su Linger's violent Lori!
I asked for her information from Li Xue.
And I didn't really expect a goblin to attack us, after all, goblins are timid by nature, and even if they attack humans, they will only attack with complete certainty.
Now the four of us are fully armed, and I can be regarded as Jiang Taigong fishing, and the wisher has taken the bait.
Anyway, I have nothing to do now, so I said to Su Ling'er with an indifferent face: "Why don't we make a bet, I bet that there will definitely be goblins attacking us, if I lose, I will invite you to Sister Ram's store to have a good meal, how about it?"
Su Linger raised her eyebrows and said unadmittedly: "Then if I lose, I will let you beat you!"
Forehead......
The corners of my mouth twitched, what kind of brain circuit is this girl.
Is it really that all the talent points are on the muscles, and the brain capacity has not increased at all?
Ahem, I just thought about this in my heart, of course I wouldn't say it to Su Ling'er.
I'm afraid I'm going to die a terrible death.
I smiled awkwardly and quickly said, "Okay!
"Okay, it's a deal!"
Really, who will say that I have a low EQ in the future, and I will never let him go! How can I have a low EQ? You see that I can use this bet by ordinary people?
If I lose, I can take Su Linger out to play.
If I win, I can beat up little Lori.
I won't lose if I win or lose, okay!
I was snickering in my heart, when Zhou Shuai's voice suddenly came from outside the car.
"Rakuten, goblins, be careful!"
Hey?
My pupils widened all at once!
How could it be such a coincidence?
I just finished betting with Su Linger, why did this goblin appear?
I specially glanced at Su Linger, really, Su Linger, I feel that my face is dark! A pair of cat ears stood upright, and the hair on the cat's tail behind her exploded!
Well, I'll just assume he's an accident.
I hurriedly said to Su Ling'er: "Ling'er, let's go, get off the carriage quickly." ”
"Humph, see if I don't fly them!"
Su Ling'er said angrily, and then she didn't even care about me, and jumped out of the carriage directly.
I don't know why, but I suddenly had a hint of mourning for these goblins who suddenly appeared.
You guys are also a disaster.,How did you provoke such a violent Lori!
As soon as I got out of the carriage, I saw a flash of golden light, followed by a scream of "Ahh
Silently raising my head, I saw a short, green-skinned, strange-looking creature that went straight to the sky.
Then countless golden rays of light swept through, all kinds of screams continued to sound, and all kinds of heavenly postures continued to appear.
Li Xue excitedly pointed to a goblin and said, "Brother, brother, look at the spiral ascending to heaven!"
"Huh, really!"
Really, I always thought that I could only see the Spiral Ascension Dafa in "The Dragon Maid of the Kobayashi Family", but I didn't expect it to really appear in front of my eyes one day.
Oops, no, no, the point is not this.
I didn't lower my voice when I talked to Su Ling'er just now, but when I talked to Zhou Shuai before, the ordinary coachman could hear it clearly, so I didn't believe that Li Xue didn't hear it.
I asked Li Xue curiously, "What's wrong with Ling'er, why is it so atmospheric?"
Li Xue glanced at me, and said in a strange way: "Ling'er, it's so dear! I haven't heard you call me Xue'er." ”
Cher?
Wait a minute?
My face suddenly turned ugly, and I even felt an urge to turn my stomach.
Li Xue suddenly grinned when she saw my expression become like this, hugged my arm and smiled at me: "Just kidding, brother just doesn't think it's perverted, I think my brother is perverted! Brother, I told you that there is definitely a reason why Ling'er is so angry! Really, I didn't lie to you! Ling'er has a special talent!"
Special talents?
I was stunned for a moment and asked rhetorically, "You said she is good at demolition?"
To be honest, most of my knowledge of Su Linger came from the game between me and her, and the biggest impression Su Linger left on me in that game was the scene where she hammered the floor.
At that time, I thought that she would definitely be condescending if she didn't do the demolition!
People use oil-burning machines for demolition, you look at Su Ling'er, just give you food, the effect is definitely not bad.
What a way to save money!
But Li Xue pinched me dissatisfiedly, and said angrily: "Where do you want to go! Look, the battle is over!"
"Ahh
"Brush!"
"Bang!"
As soon as Li Xue's words fell, a goblin was hit into the sky by a hammer, and the speed was so fast that there was a sound of breaking the air, and then the goblin fell to the ground with a twisted body.
The spiritual power on Su Linger's body flashed, and the hammer that was taller than her was directly stored in the storage ring by her, Su Linger spit out a breath of turbid air, and kicked the goblin next to her angrily.
And the three of us watching the battle walked up to Su Linger, and I asked Su Linger in some surprise, "You killed them all?"
Su Ling'er shook her head and said with some disgust: "I won't kill them! But it is estimated that they will not want to move a finger in their lives, and the bones are basically broken. ”
Really, I feel a little sympathetic to these goblins now.
Who do you meet is not good, you have to meet Su Ling'er, a violent Lori, don't you say that you are not looking for death?
After a visual inspection, it is estimated that there are more than 10 goblins that have just gone to the sky, and it took Su Linger about 30 seconds to solve them.
Well, my heart was in my stomach all at once.
Although I didn't think that I would complete the task by solving these dozen or so goblins, I was relieved to see Su Ling'er solve so many as she did chopping melons and vegetables.
With this bit of combat effectiveness, it is estimated that it is a trivial matter to come to a few hundred.
Su Ling'er kicked the half-dead goblin on the side again, and scolded softly: "If you don't come sooner or later, you won't come now! Why don't you all come!
As soon as Su Ling'er's words fell, some different voices came from the forest path.
"Knock! knock!"
......
The frequency is fast and numerous.
Because of my cheap daddy, I'm personally quite sensitive to this kind of sound.
I asked Zhou Shuai with a trembling tone, "Goblins, are there cavalry?"
Zhou Shuai was stunned for a moment, and replied uncertainly: "It seems, no, right?"
This seems to be too shocking!
With such a dense sound of horses' hooves, there must be at least about 50 horses.
If this is a goblin, Li Xue Su Linger and Zhou Shuai may be fine, and my problem will be big!
Just as I was about to let everyone run, a horse with no equipment suddenly appeared on the side of the forest, and on this horse was a goblin with a wooden spear!
I'm going to go!
A blue light flashed in Li Xue's eyes, and a water sword appeared out of thin air and knocked the goblin off his horse.
I hurriedly shouted, "Run!"
A few of us quickly got into the carriage, and I hurriedly said to Li Xue: "Quick, give me that gas collection device!"
Li Xue nodded, and took out the small box I used when I dealt with Zhou Shuai from the storage ring.
I took the box, pointed it to the back of the car, and kicked it on the horse's hip.
"Drive!"
The horse immediately ran away in pain, and I turned on the gas collection device!
A yellow smoke visible to the naked eye appeared behind our horse's body.
The smoke condensed and did not disperse, and as soon as the goblins that kept coming out of the woods rushed into the yellow mist, they fell off their horses on horseback, and those who did not ride a horse were basically dizzy and dizzy, and they should run.
I smiled confidently, this is not an improved version of my biochemical weapons, but Zhou Shuai's fart!
It would be a waste of time to make hydrogen sulfide, and I didn't have time to prepare the materials or anything.
Considering that Zhou Shuai has also joined our team, how could I not make good use of Zhou Shuai's strange talent magic!
Combined with my gas collection and diffusion device, it's a match made in heaven!
"Here, Zhou Shuai, I'll leave it to you!"
When we ran away, I turned off this thing and handed it to Zhou Shuai, who sat it down with an embarrassed face.
Well, it's that simple to want to add.
I was ready before I left!
And Li Xue said to Su Ling'er with a smile in her face: "Ling'er, your talent is getting stronger and stronger!
Su Ling'er looked aggrieved, and said helplessly: "I don't want to it either! Who knew it would be so coincidental! I think whoever wins will lose, I don't think it will come!"
"Wait, wait!" I hurriedly interrupted Su Ling'er as soon as I heard this, and then asked Li Xue: "Li Xue, isn't that the talent you said about Ling'er's talent, right? Isn't this poisoned milk?!"
"Poisoned milk, what is poisoned milk?" Li Xue looked confused, Su Linger looked confused and added one, and Zhou Shuai looked confused and added three.
I, with a bewildered face.
For some reason, I suddenly thought of a professional StarCraft 2 commentator.
I still remember the face of the flying dragon riding back then.
Huang Xudong old fairy, if it weren't for the fact that you were getting fatter and fatter before I died, I suspect that you also crossed over!
I pulled the corners of my mouth and said helplessly: "Poisoned milk means who wins and who loses, and when you fight, you can't even grab a weapon, right?"
"Oh, that's what it means! That's quite vivid! Isn't that, Ling'er!"
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The two Loli made a fuss directly in the carriage, and I hurriedly ran outside to sit with Zhou Shuai to avoid accidental injury.
Leaning against the body, I couldn't help but look at the sky.
I thought it would be done more easily, but now that the cavalry has come out, it seems that ......
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"Oh my vacation!"