In the mournful eyes of the Mallorca players, a big man wearing Real Madrid's away black jersey jumped slightly, and the ball flew into the net like a flint......

After the big man scored the goal, he was stunned, so easy? Looking at the ball still spinning in the goal, this time it was his turn to become a frightened kangaroo, turning around like a wild run from the sidelines......

The camera zoomed in, and I saw a string of dazzling and conspicuous letters printed on the back of the black jersey -

vedran－corluka！！！！！！！！

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“gooooooooal…… The ball is in...... Belch? …… It's incredible, the ball actually went into ........." After the commentator saw the goal, he subconsciously screamed, and suddenly realized that it was the opposing team that scored, and he was so excited that he was afraid of causing public anger, so he added in horror: "Real Madrid is really ...... Is...... So lucky......"

After speaking, this old man hurriedly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead!

As everyone knows, his words have angered the fanatical Mallorca to the fans, and the stands are full of scolding:

"Where did this bitch raise the narrator, is his head shit?"

"Pull this bastard out and feed it to the dogs......"

"Let this slut die......"

The angry scolding was mixed with scattered boos, like the moans of a dissatisfied prodigal girl, over and over again, showing the bad mood of the master......

In the coach's seat of the home team, after seeing the goal, Mallorca coach Manzano's blooming "juhua flower" on his face seemed to be severely destroyed by the frost after autumn and quickly decayed......

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After the goal, Joel Luca ran wildly, dodging his teammates who were around, rushed to the sidelines with a wicked smile and secretly gave Mallorca the middle finger to coach Massano in front of Li Tongfan, and lifted his coach above his head with a waist......

He had 10,000 reasons to do so!

It was this young coach who had never known him before, who took him from the Croatian league to Spain and brought him to Madrid under unimaginable pressure, making himself a member of the great Real Madrid team......

And just now, it was this person who had changed his fate, and in the ridicule of the 23,145 people in the stadium, resolutely commanded himself to stand at the far post of the Mallorca goal, and then the goal seemed so easy......

Is he God?

Joel Luka carried the somewhat panicked Lee Tong-fan on his shoulder, and the camera passed again, and the big screen on the field once again showed this scene in slow motion......

In the camera, whether it is Joel Luca's excited and somewhat hideous face, or Li Tongfan's shouting and telling the big man to quickly put down his embarrassed appearance, it is more absurd and funny than the scene just now, but this time, no one made the slightest ridicule......

Mallorca fans are like frightened babies, jaw-dropping......

More than 6,000 Real Madrid fans from afar finally roared their own voices after being suppressed by the noise of the other party for most of the time, "Come on! The loud song of "Madrid" resounded at the San Moïse Stadium!

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The game continued, and the Mallorca players seemed a little absent-minded after accidentally conceding the goal, while the Real Madrid players strictly implemented the theory of head coach Lee Tong-fan "taking advantage of your illness to kill you", torturing the fragile hearts of Manzano and the fans again and again......

Backbite! Tick Tick!

When the referee blew the whistle for the end of the first half, the frightened Mallorca fans got up from their seats to wipe their sweat......

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"Good job, boys!" Li Tongfan proudly made a declaration of discipline in the locker room: "You see, Mallorca's gang of cowards who can only shovel have been beaten by you!" The screaming soft-bobbed eggs in the stands are also frightened by you, and I think you must be very happy in it! ”

"Boss, can you still be cool in the second half?"

"Haha, I want to a few more times! It's so enjoyable! ”

Real Madrid's players sat grinning and wiping their sweat, while looking at their manager with black lines and swearing, compared to the former polite Queiroz and Rosenberg, this young coach seems to know what modesty is, but he has a strong appetite for these young men.

"No problem, our slogan is to press higher and shoot harder!" Li Tongfan took out a small black book from his body with satisfaction, glanced at it carefully, and then said: "In the second half, Gonzalez and Guti rested, Ronnie and Luca are ready to warm up, we have to surprise the old fox Manzano!" ”

When Raul heard that Li Tongfan was going to change him, he raised his eyebrows inadvertently and did not speak. He didn't play well in the first half, with Mallorca's strong centre-back completely close to him and thus contributing very little to the team.

Needless to say, Mallorca's dense defense made his through ball not exert any power at all......

However, in the first half of the first game of the season, the captain and vice captain of the team were replaced so simply, and assistant coach Greider sweated for Li Tongfan next to him!

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As soon as the fifteen-minute break passed, the two teams entered one after another and started a more tragic battle!

The Mallorca fans in the stands regained their first-half vigor after half-time, and one by one they opened their arms and patted their chests and shouted for the team......

"The second half started...... Wow, Real Madrid made a substitution, Raul and Guti went off the field, and they were replaced by new Croatian players Luka Modric and ...... Kindness? Ronaldo? Isn't this fat man injured? Why is it here? ”

The tone of the on-site commentator was full of Columbus's surprise at discovering a new world, and then immediately comforted himself: "It seems that the young coach of Real Madrid, who is under great pressure, hopes that the aliens can help the team, but can the aliens who have become a hippo still score goals like before?" This is undoubtedly digging a self-grave......"

It's a pity that the voice of this commentator with great Tang monk potential has not yet fallen, and there is a sudden hum of tens of thousands of people gasping for cold air at the scene, and Mallorca fans are holding their heads in their hands in frustration, as if they see their girlfriend who has worked so hard to catch up suddenly fall into the arms of others......

"Whew,...... God, can anyone tell me what the hell is going on? Enter...... That's the goal? The commentator was derelict in his duties for the second time in the game, and his stammering tone reminded him of the scene of the benevolent brother grabbing his hair in the commentary seat.

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ps: Thank you Li Changgao for your big evaluation vote, thank you Blue Fire Qinglong for your big evaluation again!

During the ranking period, everything that can be left will be left behind......

The book review area is almost unmanageable, which one is free, apply for a deputy moderator, right? And the post that clicked on the 10,000 blessings, I don't know how to get it? Is there something that needs to be done by moderators?