Chapter 22: Dinghai Shenshen Needle (250 votes plus change)

Chapter 22 Dinghaishen Needle

England's away match against Poland went ahead as scheduled, with the 'Three Lions' comfortably beating their opponents 2-0 away thanks to goals from Wayne Rooney and Sturridge.

Stewart won his fourth win in charge of England, two friendlies and two Euro Championship Group D qualifiers, England scored 16 goals in four games, Stewart's popularity was further increased, and the English media praised the long-time daughter-in-law as an example of a mother-in-law.

The younger-minded Pierce inherited Hodgson's idea of reforming the England team, but he did it more thoroughly, and the current England team only has two players in the English team who are over 30 years old, John Terry and Giagielka, and the only thing left is Glenn? Johnson, David? Bentley is in his thirties, while the others are young, which keeps the team alive and motivated. ”

"Stewart's tactical thinking is very simple, he did what Hodgson wanted to do but didn't dare to do, liberated Shaq, let Shaq play more offensive talent, just this move, Stewart received a rich reward, Stewart's four consecutive wins after coaching the team are based on the liberation of Shaq."

"Stewart is very lucky, Shaq is still in stable form, and the other 'Manchester United twin' Wayne is also in hot form this season, and Wayne's consecutive goals have allowed Shaq to put his shooting boots on the shelf and organize the team's attack with peace of mind."

The English media did not have a very high evaluation of Stewart, the new head of the "Three Lions", and they all thought that he was also holding Shaq's thigh, but Stewart was very low-key and did not argue, just silently carried out his work.

Stewart? At 52 years old, Pierce is much younger than Roy Hodgson, which has made his transformation of the Three Lions even more radical, and what he is really good at is not training players or tactics. And in with the motivation of the players and the management of personnel.

The current "Three Lions", although Stewart has only been in office for a long time, but the dressing room has become more cohesive, the older one is only Terry who likes to pull the mountain, Jagielka plays in Tottenham Hotspur, the name is not as good as Terry, and he has never served as the absolute main force in the England team, so he is naturally honest.

As for the group of young people, most of these people originally came out of Stewart's England youth team, and now they are naturally obedient. So the dressing room of the "Three Lions"...... It's never been quieter!

The quiet dressing room and the high morale of the players have determined that although the tactics of the England team have not changed much from the Hodgson era, the results have always remained stable, as for Stewart's ability. It really needs to be at the European Championships to show up.

As soon as the match against Poland was over, "Chubby" discussed with Shaq: "Hey. Sark. Let's find a place to be happy, shall we? ”

Rooney's eyebrows fluttered, this lewd man felt excited and his body trembled when he thought of group P, it was a tremor from the depths of his soul, and he also attributed his recent hot form to this collective sport, scoring goals in almost every game, which was a state he had never had when he was young. "Chubby" even has a feeling that he is only now in the prime of his career.

Rooney provoked the conversation, and Nani also helped on the side: "Shaq, Poland is a beautiful woman with a temperament." And these women are tall and plump, even if they have big breasts and fat buttocks, they are still very lewd! Have you heard of it? There's a Polish girl who fights 600 men in a row without rest! ”

"There is this! I know it too! Rooney exclaimed: "This has become a piece of news, and it has also been in the media!" ”

Looking at the shitty faces of these two lewd people, Shaq was so angry that he almost broke out and scolded...... You said that you two sluts, our intimacy is 100%, and Lao Tzu is still with you!

At this time, Shaq has hated the "blackfoot" system to improve the intimacy between teammates, but he has not found any other way to improve, and now he has been at Manchester United for almost three months, and the intimacy between those teammates and himself is only 63%, as if it can only increase by 1% a month, which will reach more than 95% of the monkey year!?

At the moment, in the entire "Red Devils" team, only Rooney, Nani, the two lewd and Shaq in front of them are wearing a pair of pants, and the two of them can now share Shaq's teammate bonus skills that have just reached 96 points.

Speaking of which, Shaq used to be worried that his teammates had too few bonus skill points when he was at Leeds United, but now he has to take great pains to improve his intimacy with his teammates, and Shaq is a little worried that if he refuses, will his intimacy with Rooney and Nani decrease.

When Shaq hesitated, Rooney's words made him completely give up struggling: "Shaq, you kid won't not know, right?" Prostitution is legal in Poland, so we would be sorry if we didn't experience what it's like to be a Polish woman! ”

Belch!

Prostitution...... Legalization!?

Shaq was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that he was SB, why did he forget such an important piece of information?

In Europe, prostitution has been fully legalized in the Netherlands and Germany, while in Austria, Switzerland, the United Kingdom, and the Czech Republic, semi-legalization has been adopted to control the sex industry through surveillance control.

Case...... Well, then what's the point of hesitation!?

After thinking of this, Shaq set off with Rooney and Nani without saying a word, and Shaq suddenly had an idea in his heart, since he only knows that this way can improve the intimacy between himself and his teammates, then he can make another "swordsman group" in Manchester United, although most of Manchester United's stars have families or girlfriends, but people like Papadopoulos and De Gea can still develop it!

With such a bad idea, Shaq was very happy to go out with the two lewd scoundrels, and the three of them were really worth the trip, they saw the strength of Polish women.

After Nani paid the taxi driver 20 euros, they were taken to Warsaw's most exclusive clubhouse, where the three of them chose three good-looking, well-built girls, went out for a drink, and then went back to the hotel.

As a result, the night passed, and the next morning Rooney and Nani both shouted that they had back pain, they didn't sleep much all night, and they were choked by the girl they chose, and in the end they all pushed it to Shaq to solve the problem, and Shaq, a pervert who could handle six women in one night before, did not even submit three women this time.

After a day of rest and two more days of training with the team, the three boys returned to Manchester for a matchday in the eighth round of the Premier League, this time against a stronger opponent...... Everton.

The reason why Everton is Manchester United's opponent is mainly because the "Toffees" are a very tenacious team, especially when they are fighting at home, not only the style of play is tough, but the players have a kind of idea of never letting fans feel that they are buying tickets for nothing, so Everton, who is playing at home, has always been a headache for Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City and other teams that are interested in competing for the title.

This time, however, the 'Red Devils' did not give their opponents any chance at all, and although they played away at Goodison Park, they launched a ferocious attack on the home team as soon as they came up.

Fast passing, fast running, fast switching...... Fast!

After the "Red Devils" switched to the new version of "Solar System Tactics", Simon? Grayson's stars seem to have been wound up, and they are running the court, and whoever is not physically fit enough can not adapt to the team's tactics, so naturally this starting position is ...... You've got it!

Everton were able to keep up with Manchester United's rhythm in the first 30 minutes, of course, and they were only defending with all their might, but then they couldn't keep up, so the goal came in the 37th minute of the game......

Wayne Rooney threw a throw-in on the right side of the pitch, Van der Wiel received the ball and passed it back, and "Little Fat" passed the ball directly to Everton's central six-yard box.

In a chaotic big penalty area, Shaq rushed diagonally from the right side of the big penalty area to near the middle of the small penalty area, and then jumped high on his side, his bounce was too perverted, and the height of the jump was one and a half meters!

Moreover, Shaq's body also has a very obvious stay in the air!

And then—

"Boom!"

Shaq's forehead went down from top to bottom, and he smashed the ball firmly on the ball, directly hitting the turf in front of the goal and bouncing off and flying into the goal...... 1:0!

Neither side scored again in the first half, but United scored three more goals in the second half......

In the 61st minute, substitute Robin van Persie created a penalty near the corner of the penalty area on the right, and "Little Fat" hit it as the first penalty taker...... 2:0!

In the 67th minute, Everton sent a low cross from the left, and Subotic blocked the ball into his own goal when he returned to the defense, and the score became 1:2!

Seeing that Manchester United's lead was only one goal, the Everton team playing at home was energetic, they kept trying to attack, trying to equalize the score, the rapid attack was like a frenzy, and the goal line of the "Red Devils" was in jeopardy.

At the critical moment, Shaq stood up again!

In the 81st minute, Everton's corner kick was cleared, Nani sent a through ball to Shaq on the line of the penalty area, and then Shaq faced Everton's last defender, directly used a bulltail with his right foot, and flashed the ball from the opponent's left side.

After that, Shaq ran all the way with the ball in the middle circle, and in the Everton penalty area, in the face of the attacking American 35-year-old goalkeeper Howard, Shaq came with another oxtail with his left foot, and after leaving the opponent, he nudged the ball into the empty goal with the arch of his right foot...... 3:1!

“GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

While Manchester United stars hugged and celebrated on the pitch, Simon? Grayson also stood up and applauded his confidant, with a satisfied smile on his face as he nodded frequently...... Sure enough, as long as Shaq is there, it's really hard to lose this game!

Uh, 260? Then I'll continue to write.,Early morning more (to be continued......