Hua Ben took off his glasses and explained to the old man, "We play basketball, sir, do you know basketball?" No, that thing in your grandson's hand is called football, I mean basketball, Michael Jordan..."

The old man looked at Hua Ben suspiciously, and when he heard 'Jordan', he nodded suddenly in realization: "Flying Jordan? I know him, he plays basketball, but I'm not very good at sports. I take the liberty of asking, kid, which piston company are you? ”

In the old man's question, Huaben fled with Oku and Mirisic, he couldn't imagine that there was anyone in the United States who didn't know about basketball and didn't know about the Detroit Pistons?!

"We'll have to bring Rashid burgers and mustard water." Running to the hotel, Mirisic suddenly remembered.

"Let that bastard eat shit!" Hua Ben said angrily, he was despised by an old man, and the old man actually asked him which piston company he was working for?

Fortunately, there are many food trucks on the streets of the United States, and Oku and Mirisic walked up to a food truck called Uncle Sam and ordered two oversized chicken burgers and a glass of hot mustard water.

Hua Ben walked up from behind and watched the bearded master skillfully stuff the delicate chicken into the scones, and then he rolled his eyes, hugged Oku and Mirisic, and smiled maliciously: "I don't think we should let Rashid be so wishy-washy, this guy wants to eat overlord meals?" It's not that easy! ”

Mirisic looked at Waben in bewilderment, and the latter motioned for him to take out the phone and call Rashid: "Ask him if he wants more mustard and black pepper." ”

Although I don't know why Huaben did this extra thing, Mirisic still did it honestly, and Rashid's roar was heard even by the master who was grilling the chicken: "Yes, add more mustard and black pepper, I like black pepper, my nose is not very ventilated these two days, I have to eat some mustard, do you understand, rookie?" Do you want Lao Tzu to kick your ass and say it again?! ”

Hua Ben laughed, handed the money to the boss, and then said that he would add mustard and black pepper himself. Under the boss's dumbfounded gaze, Huaben smeared a thick layer of green mustard slurry on the middle of the scone, spraying it with black pepper all over the perimeter, and Mirisic and Okuko sniffed and sneezed from afar.

"Add more mustard juice to the mustard water!" Huaben instructed the boss to add the thick mustard juice to the bottle.

"Man, do you want his life?" The boss asked in horror, Warben, Oku and Mirisic are all big-shouldered and round-looking, for people who don't follow the NBA, these are three terrorists.

Hua Ben threw down the money and took the three bombs away, leaving a sentence swaying in the cold wind: "I don't want his life, I want him to survive and not die!" ”

When Mirisic and Oku enter Rashid's room, Tenzun seems to be a horny otaku who sees Lola Takizawa, and a vicious dog poops and snatches the hamburger and wasabi water. Seeing this, Mirisic stretched out his hand and said 'uh', and Oku hurriedly grabbed him.

Rashid misunderstood the two, he thought Mirisic meant that he didn't give the money, muttered stingy, pulled out a hundred dollars green bill and threw it at the two, "The rest is a tip." ”

After saying this, under the nervous gaze of Mirisic and Oku, Rashid pulled out a hamburger, opened his big mouth and took a bite hard!

When Huaben walked into the house, he saw Rashid running into the toilet with a scream, and his face was greener than Wu Dalang's head.

"How's it taste, Rashid?" Hua Ben asked with a smile, "As you wish, we specifically asked the boss to add enough mustard and black pepper to you." ”

Rashid staggered out again, rushed to the table, reached for the mustard water, tore the lid and poured it into his mouth.

"Whew! Uh-wow! Rashid's eyes instantly flowed with crystal clear tears, and his face was distorted like a twisted flower.

"The man doesn't flick when he has tears, but he hasn't eaten mustard." Wabbon said with a sigh, and Mirisic and Oku couldn't hold back their laughter.

"I'm going to fucking kill you!" Rashid screamed hoarsely, while his hands gripped his neck like a castrated rooster, and he gasped incessantly.

The door of the hotel room was suddenly opened, and Campbell's old face was revealed, and he looked in and asked, "What are you doing?" Rashid, what's that on your face? ”

As he spoke, Campbell's eyes were fixed on the table, and two large burgers were exposed in his field of vision like plump beauties, poor Campbell was forced to lose weight by Brown and starved for several days, at this time, seeing Hamburg was like seeing a relative, and ran in with a swoop, snatched the burger that was not bitten, and muttered at the same time: "Rashid, you bastard, you don't call you a brother if you have something to eat, it's really unjust!" I'm going to go to nightclubs in the future, and I'm definitely not going to look for you! ”

Worried that Rashid would grab the burger, Campbell opened his mouth as soon as he finished speaking, and in the disbelief of the three of them, he stuffed the whole big burger into his mouth, and muttered vaguely: "Han Ye should dream of you to be a happy spring stupid hairy (watch the master perform a whale swallowing burger for you)." ”

Rashid looked excited, and as soon as the burger disappeared into Campbell's mouth, he lifted the remaining half of the bottle of mustard water.

"Ahh Ahem, ahem, ahem! Campbell only took one bite, his eyes widened, and he took the water from Rashid's hand and poured it into his mouth with a big mouth.

Then, under the horrified gaze of the three Warbens, Campbell seemed to turn into a werewolf and howled and rushed into the bathroom where Rashid had just come out. Rashid chased after him, covering his face and yelling, "I'm going to kill you, Campbell, my eyes!" You're spitting shit in my eyes! ”

"This guy is miserable." "When I was a kid, I used to splash mustard juice in my eyes, and I couldn't see anything for a week. ”

Campbell blocked the toilet and yelled: "I'm going to kill you first, Rashid, you hurt me, you villain maggot brute, you actually hurt me, who the took you to the nightclub the other day?!" Ungrateful! ”

Rashid banged on the door and shouted, "No, man, listen to me, I was framed too, it was those two rookies who bought me a hamburger!" You open the door first, brother, let me in, I want to wash my face! ”

Campbell yelled, "Don't give me this, Darko and Memet are good fellows, they can't do such a thing!" Even if they bought it, why did you hold up that damn mustard juice in front of my eyes? Oh God, it's so cool, I even vomited bile, I shoved the faucet into my stomach and swore to God, Rashid, I won't open the toilet tonight, let me vomit inside, God! ”

Rashid kicked the door hard, covered his face and rushed out of the room, ran into Larry Brown's room across from him, and pushed his bathroom open and inside. Suddenly, the old sect leader's angry roar rang out: "Rashid, what the hell are you doing!" I'm in the shower, I'm in the shower! You get me out, damn, where are you looking? Look at my J8, aren't you afraid of a long needle's eye? ”

"It was a chaotic night." Wabbon sighed and walked out of Rashid's room first, he turned around and said, "What are you two doing here?" Are you waiting to come back and PK with Rashid? ”

Mirisic and Oku followed in a sloppy manner, looking excited.

In fact, with the exception of Rashid, Campbell and Brown, the rest of the Pistons were excited, even when they were insulted by the City of Polis fans at City Square Arena.

"Are Detroitites crazy? Our fans are booing them, why do these idiots still seem to be happy? Artest asked, looking at Billups, who was grinning on the court.

Little O'Neal shook his head blankly, and he guessed: "Maybe Detroit people are more ... ”

After the entrance ceremony, Brown called the players to him, and yelled at the tactics board: "serious for me, listen, if I lose this game, I'm going to you guys!" Our lineup has changed a lot today, so there's no specific tactic to speak of, Ben, you and Chauncey control the tempo, just like I arranged in the locker room, give me a stalk! Engage in physical combat! ”

Brown finished yelling, the players warmed up before the game, and after Hamilton hit two balls in a row, he suddenly turned around and said lightly to Mirisic, who ran to his side: "Rookie, I heard that you two cleaned up Rashid's bastard yesterday?" Well done, I appreciate you. ”

Miller happened to hear Hamilton's words when he walked over, and he asked curiously, "Rookie, what did you do?" Are you going to let you stupid old people eat up? God, well done, come and introduce me. ”

"Reggie, are you tickling your?" Rashid under the basket shouted.

"Yes, Rashid, are you going to give me an ache to stop it? By the way, man, what's going on with your eyes? Could it be that which macho man gave you a white pulp burst noodles last night? Miller said whimically, laughing at the end.

Rashid rubbed his swollen walnut-like eyes vigorously and whispered 'shit'. Little O'Neill looked loyal and honest, and he asked with concern: "Man, is it a virus infection?" ”

Seeing that little O'Neill had found a reason for himself, Rashid hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, virus infection, Polis's damn weather..."

"Then you'd better clean it with a woman Yanjie (spoof, don't pursue it), believe me, that will help you." Little O'Neal interrupted Rashid and laughed, and Artest's gang of bad guys burst into laughter.

Hua Ben also laughed, pointed to little O'Neill's snow-white teeth and said, "Jermaine, isn't it your special mouthwash?" Seeing that your teeth are so white, it seems that the sterilization effect of that thing is really good. ”

Miller and O'Neal Jr. shut up, and Artest was still giggling.

Thanks to the support of the Blood Demon and Yuzu 0108, the tips of the two can be regarded as a perfect end to this week. How to say it, well, I'm looking forward to next week, because the editor in charge of May gave two recommendation slots, both on the homepage, and one of them is still a six-frequency advertising recommendation. Alas, the gods and Buddhas bless, next week's results must be powerful, by the way, bless again, next week I will apply for Sanjiang, and strive to let me pass! Doesn't it mean that fat paper is all good people, fat paper is all fat angels with folded wings, and fat paper should have good rewards? Why haven't I seen it yet?