Why do I suddenly feel that God is playing a joke on me that is not too big and not too small.

I was scared and went straight to school the next day, okay!

Could it be that the pretending brother yesterday was really the chairman of the Federation?

Driven by this question, needless to say, the first thing I did when I arrived at the school was to knock on the door of Director Ling's office.

And I'm standing in front of Ling Youhan now, staring at this black-bellied beauty.

Visually, the two of us looked at each other for almost three minutes.

And according to my estimates, the smile on the corner of Ling Youhan's mouth is definitely a playful smile.

Well, God wasn't kidding me.

Yesterday, that old brother was really the chairman of the Federation, Long Jie.

I still have this thing under normal circumstances, but today it might be a little late. Since Ling Youhan didn't speak, I could only say helplessly: "Director Ling, I agree to the three-fold discount mentioned by Chairman Long Jie last night, but I also have a request. I'm going to set up a company, and we're going to get federal policy help and some legal help. ”

There is no need to talk so much about smart people, especially this black-bellied beauty Ling Youhan.

The idea of starting a company was one when I started researching and developing, after all, if I perfected the Lotte 9K rifle, it would definitely be a huge profit. But if I can't make it in large quantities, then the Federation will definitely not need me in the future.

I don't have a high emotional intelligence, I admit it, but don't deny my intelligence.

But to my surprise, Ling Youhan nodded directly and said with a smile: "I can promise you this on behalf of the Federation, but you can't do illegal things, understand?"

I looked at Ling Youhan's eyes in surprise, but I didn't see anything.

On second thought, I understand.

Even if the Federation really mastered the invention, the Federation lacked R&D talents.

Or rather, they want to buy my constipated dad or something.

But in the end, I didn't suffer.

I nodded, and Ling Youhan continued: "After chatting about business, I'll inform you now." Considering the particularity of the spiritual department, your match has been postponed to ten days later, and the school will inform you of all the information of your opponent in advance. Come on, Rakuten. ”

......

"What? My next opponent is that little fat man?"

When I returned to Joan of Arc in the Rose Tower, the corners of my mouth trembled.

Someone should still remember the little fat man who farted during my duel with Rhubarb, right?

Well, yes, my opponent is him.

Looking at the information handed over by Joan of Arc in my hand, I really didn't expect it......

"Zhou Shuai, gender: male, age: 8 years old. Spiritual Attribute: Earth. Good at defense and farting?"

I'll admit, my voice changed when I said the last two words.

Who would have thought that someone would consider farting as one of their abilities!

But Joan of Arc nodded seriously and said, "The information is true, Zhou Shuai, a student, is very famous in the school. He was a swordsman himself, but as a swordsman he had a talent for magic, which was strange enough. But his innate magic still releases a flavorful gas, and if he releases it with all his might, then it won't be a problem to stun a person. This is not the most peculiar, the most peculiar thing he is best at is defense, as a swordsman, he is good at attacking very little, but he is extremely good at defense, with the same spiritual power, no skill can break through his defense, and even more than twice his own spiritual power will not be able to help him for a while. Until now, the school has not figured out how to teach and position Zhou Shuai, a student. ”

After listening to Joan of Arc's words, I felt that my worldview was refreshed.

Is this really a fart as a means of attack?

And this school really takes care of me, huh?

This is probably an opponent who has figured out the power of my 98K and prepared it for me.

However, this Nima is not peculiar, this is all wonderful, okay!

Living so big, I've never seen such a strange person.

It's all a skill to be able to cultivate like this, okay!

Joan of Arc looked at my sobbing face and asked tentatively, "Lotte, do you have a way to win? If you can't do it, you'll have to get tough. ”

Way?

What can I do?

The defense is so high, and the means of attack is fart, to be reasonable, people just can't take care of me if they don't fart?

Ay?!

Fart?

My eyes suddenly lit up, and I excitedly said, "There's a way!"

Joan of Arc was also surprised, maybe the impression I left on Teacher Joan of Arc was so deep that now Teacher Joan of Arc is obedient to me, and she will naturally believe me when I say that there is a way.

Joan of Arc hurriedly asked, "What way?"

"Hehe, the mountain people have their own tricks. I smiled confidently, and then said, "Teacher, isn't Li Xue not going to class? You take her to buy something, go to the pharmacy to buy miscanthus salt, then buy pulverized coal, and then get a bag of starch and some blacksmith shop to get some sulfuric acid or something, and send it directly to the Rose Building when you are ready." Oh, don't forget to get some lavender, charcoal, masks, etc. ”

Thanks to the chemistry teacher.

I would like to thank my chemistry teacher for "devastation" me in those years.

Thanks to the toy merchants.

Thanks to the toy dealers for making money.

"Hahaha~~~~"

In the midst of my utterly sinister laughter, Joan of Arc looked confused and went to prepare the materials.

......

Ten days later, on the field.

Well, I walked up in tatters again.

Well, this time I might have a bit of a stronger smell on my body.

Well, I'm a little crying again.

I really had a bad brain in the last game, and I had nothing to do to provoke these people!

When I came on the stage, the crowd was full, throwing vegetable leaves, throwing tomatoes, I don't know who was so ruthless, and threw two eggs in my face.

By the time I got on the field, I had the yolk of an egg on my face, a vegetable leaf on my shoulder, and a back of my chest full of bright red juice from tomatoes.

With my current appearance, it is estimated that some people believe me if you say that I am fleeing the famine.

Just when I wanted to cry without tears, Ling Youhan suddenly appeared in the middle of the competition table.

I meowed, how did I see the teardrop in the corner of Ling Youhan's eye that almost burst out of laughter!

I feel like my reputation stinks, okay!

"Ahem. Ling Youhan coughed twice, suppressing the voice of "Don't Bilian" in the audience, which I had already ignored, and then said: "In the second game, the Lingke Department Lotte will play against the Swordsman Department Zhou Shuai, and the game will begin!"

I looked viciously at the honest little fat man across from me, raised my gun and pulled the trigger!

"Phew!"

"Bang!"

Another scream sounded, and under the effect of air pressure, a bullet shot directly at Zhou Shuai.

Spiritual power attracts air pressure and can indeed achieve powerful shooting, but this noise is indeed a little louder.

In the face of this bullet, Zhou Shuai did not panic at all, the yellow light flashed, and a wide giant sword appeared directly in his hand.

Truth be told, this can be used as a shield, okay!

"Bang!"

The bullet struck the giant sword, and yellow waves were visible to the naked eye on the blade.

Can I say that it is not as expected?

Although the bullet shoots fast, the noise can remind the other party to defend quickly, coupled with Zhou Shuai's amazing defensive power, ordinary bullets naturally can't break his defense when he is on guard.

But I didn't plan to solve the battle with a single shot.

Taking advantage of this moment, I quickly pulled out a small box from the pocket of my tattered clothes.

I also put a mask nearly 5cm thick on my face.

Just unscrew the switch!

Ling Youhan stood in the middle, and his face changed suddenly!

To be precise, Ling Youhan's face turned yellow!

The smell quickly spread to the audience, and in just a moment, everyone's faces changed.

"Gross!"

For the first time, it was the first time I heard such a neat retching sound!

This mask is not made in vain!

Well, yes, that's my strategy.

To put it simply, it is to treat others the way they do!

10 days ago.....

By the time Joan of Arc came back from shopping, I was already busy with Zombie Face.

I was crouching in the doorway and nibbling on my fingers, when a smaller body pressed directly against me.

"Brother, what are you going to do?"

Needless to say, this is definitely my sister Li Xue.

I scratched her nose helplessly and asked, "Did you buy what you bought?"

Li Xue nodded, and the light of spiritual power flashed, and a large number of things appeared directly in front of me.

Seven or eight full bags of marijuana, to be exact.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I asked helplessly, "Li Xue, you robbed it, right?"

Li Xue shrugged her shoulders and said, "You didn't tell me how much to buy, anyway, this thing is cheap, so I'll buy it back for you in a sack according to the same!

I shook my head and said confidently, "What will happen if you believe in your brother once." It's all said, mountain people have their own tricks. ”

After saying to Li Xue, I looked at the zombie face that had just stopped, and said to the two idle teachers, "Teacher Godfrey, come and help." Teacher Joan of Arc, I put the drawings on the ground, you go and make the shell, remember, it must be sealed!"

Joan of Arc nodded and went to work, and Godfrey came to me without saying a word.

I smiled.

"Let's get started!"

......

"Wow! It stinks! Brother, you murder!"

"Wow......"

“......”

Even the face of the zombie has changed, so you can imagine how it stinks now.

Thanks to the unscrupulous toymakers.

If it weren't for you, I would never have known that the whole smelly bag uses sodium sulfide and oxalic acid to react to produce hydrogen sulfide gas to produce a smell.

Thanks to the chemistry teacher.

Without you, I wouldn't know that sodium sulfide can be prepared with pulverized coal and miscanthus nitrate, and without you, I definitely don't know that the chemical equation is: Na2So4+2C=Na2S+2CO2.

If it weren't for you, how would I know how to make oxalic acid!

It turns out that knowledge is absolutely useful!

If you don't learn it, let's talk about it.

It's just that this effect is too good, and it is indeed a bit .....

"Vomit~~~"

......

You can understand why I made the mask 5cm thick! It's a little harder to breathe, but it's better than stinky to death!

This smell even changes the face of a zombie, isn't it?

In this popular science, the composition of a fart is roughly composed of: methane, hydrogen and hydrogen sulfide.

Among them, hydrogen sulfide accounts for a small proportion.

Therefore, the harm to people is just to feel stinky.

Although I remember an English gangster who seemed to have absorbed an overdose of fart and suffocated to death during the crime.

It's all trifles.

As far as I know, high concentrations of hydrogen sulfide are strong neurotoxins, and low concentrations not only cause odors, but also affect the eyes, respiratory system and nerve centers.

It's not like I haven't seen the news of the whole stinky bag killing people in the end.

Compared to simple fart, I'm a biochemical weapon, okay!

Sure enough, the honest smile on Zhou Shuai's face disappeared directly, and the fleshy little face was almost suffocated to waxy white.

However, it seems that I really don't have any means of attack.

The stinky attack of hydrogen sulfide can only disgust people, but I really want to stun Zhou Shuai, then I must be the first to be poisoned.

So, it's time for me to surrender, right?

Remember, I'm a PhD!

I'm a Ph.D. who studies mechanics!

I used all the chemistry, how could I not use the knowledge of mechanics!

It's time!