The five members of the Wei family all live in an ordinary courtyard.

Opposite the courtyard gate is the main house, with the east wing, mill, and kitchen on the right, and a firewood room and a livestock pen on the left.

The main hall is a place for family dining and hospitality, and there is a compartment on the left and right sides of the main house, the small compartment on the left is the residence of the guardian, and the large compartment on the right is the residence of the father and mother.

The east wing is the residence of the newly married eldest brother and sister-in-law.

The vindication came in high spirits in front of the gate of his house, and was about to enter but retreated.

When did you have an extra couplet on your door?

The upper link is: parrots can speak like a phoenix

Lower coupling: Spiders are not as clever as silkworms

Ah!

This is alluding to the old Duan family next door, right??

Turned his head to look at the gate of Duan Shaohui's house.

I'll go!

People are not idle, and they also make a couplet.

Shanglian is: Who dares to bully the tiger

The next linkage: Anzhi fish do not become dragons

yes, it's almost pointing at your nose and scolding!

What's going on here??

The defender inexplicably pushed open the door of his courtyard and walked in, and suddenly a picture of home and prosperity appeared in front of him.

The eldest brother and sister-in-law were busy cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks in the main hall.

My father sat at the base of the main room and picked up his toolbox.

The mother stands outside the corral, feeding a dozen chicks she raises.

Such a warm scene can't help but give rise to a strong sense of reluctance for the defenders.

When I thought about leaving home, my eyes were red, and tears were about to slip out of my eyes.

But just when the tears were about to fall in a ten-thousandth of a second, he suddenly noticed that something seemed wrong.

I've been here for a long time, why doesn't anyone pay attention to me?

When you rub your eyes and take a closer look, your nose is so out of breath.

The eldest brother and sister-in-law are cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks on the surface, but in fact they are flirting and scolding.

In broad daylight, there are still people watching, really, really, really stinky - shameless!

Look at my father again, although he was busy with a sledgehammer, a small hammer, fire tongs or something.

But his eyes kept wandering over his mother.

You see, the little hammer that had just been wiped again was picked up by him and wiped again.

This, this, this your shameless appearance is very much the style I had when I watched Mao films!

Look at the mother again, although she is throwing chicken food, but her mouth is whispering "old pervert", "old is not ashamed" and so on, but if you scold, you will scold Bei, why every action is matched with a clever smile and beautiful eyes, isn't this obviously tempting to commit a crime!

No wonder the "Marfa Guardian" was not at home all day before, this is the rhythm of a single dog that wants to be angry!

No, now that I'm here, I'm going to have to change that!

Thinking about it, the vindication took a few steps and used his body to block his father's gaze at his mother.

Father Wei's big black face was obviously stunned.

Gotta overestimate you!

I thought you could do it with a yard in front of you and no horse in your heart, but you can't see it when you block it!

You don't have enough realm, old comrade!

Follow the vindicator to make himself angry, making his whole body boil.

This is a small detail he discovered before, when the blood is boiling, it will form an aura around the body that can be seen with the naked eye like when the Super Saiyan transforms, and it looks very imposing.

When his black hair danced like a dragon, the vindicator pulled out a gold coin and began to imitate the shape of Robert bouncing a coin after knocking out his opponent in The King of Fighters 97.

Dragon Ball + The King of Fighters 97

I don't believe you can ignore me!!

"Ding-"

The gold coin was bounced high.

"Horn!"

As the gold coin was recaptured, the vindicator quickly swept around the courtyard out of the corner of his eye, and when he found that everyone's eyes were focused on him, his heart snickered with joy.

Hey, hey, hey!

See how many of you dare to ignore me!!

Happy times are always short-lived, and this is definitely a word of experience.

As the vindication became in a better mood, his blood cooled down, and his aura disappeared.

In this way, all the leaves, straw sticks, chicken feathers, Tulka, but all the garbage that was brought up by the aura just now fell on him.

It's really exciting to succeed, and it's exciting to lose!

"I'm going to fix this!"

“…… Fix it! ”

“…… Questions! ”

"Questions, Questions, Questions......"

The demoralized cries of the defenders echoed in the courtyard.

"Someone!"

"Our second son is a demon barrier!"

Wei Mu walked quickly beside the Wei Daoist, and shook her hand with a big mouth with lightning speed, the bell ringing, and she didn't let go.

"Smack!"

"Why are you hitting me?"

The vindication asked, covering his mouth.

"Who made you a magic barrier!"

"I don't have a magic barrier......"

"Smack!"

"There's no magic barrier to scare me!"

Mud horses!

Is there still a royal law?!

Is there still a law?!

It's not good if you don't ask or ask!!

At this time, the sister-in-law had wrung a wet towel for him.

The vindication no longer dared to talk to his mother, who had the attributes of a hooligan, and took the towel to wipe his face to cover up.

"Second brother, are you okay?"

The guard soldier also studied under Park Wenxuan and had just been discharged from the army the year before last, so he naturally saw that the defender had been promoted to a divine hero, and he even saw that the defender wanted to show off just now, but he stumbled.

While gloating, he walked over with a simple face.

"How? You're looking forward to something happening to me!! ”

The defender had just seen how out of tune the eldest brother was, and at the same time remembered that he was a black-bellied character, and he didn't dare to send it to his mother (for fear of being beaten), and he was embarrassed to send it to his sister-in-law (someone had just handed him a towel), and at this time, the guard soldier hit the muzzle of the gun, how could he spare him.

The guard soldier was not angry at all, and said slowly: "Second brother, you have to be a low-key person, and you will be careful of retribution if you speak so impulsively." ”

"Retribution? I still don't believe it, if there is a reward......"

"Whew-smack!"

"Oops - you say I'm so grumpy, who threw this secret weapon?!!"

Out of nowhere, a tray flew in and smashed the vindicator on the head.

"Look, you've been punished!"

The guards mended their swords at the right time.

"Phew-smack!"

At this time, another bench flew out of the window of the main room, fell into the courtyard and fell to pieces, and at the same time came the voice of Wei's father: "It's not this! Where the hell did you put it......"

Apparently he threw the tray just now.

The defender didn't care about arguing with his eldest brother, and hid in a safe corner with everyone.

After a while, tables, chairs, tables, and cabinets were thrown out.

The whole family was inexplicable, and they didn't know what kind of madness Father Wei was doing.

The defender kept counting the belongings in the house, and said in his heart: There is only a bed left now, and it is estimated that the old man will not be able to throw it away.

Sure enough, Wei Tianyou's voice came from the main house: "I finally found it, it turned out to be under the bed!" ”

Mud Horse!

It's such an easy place to find, why don't you be the first to find it?

Besides, even if you don't find it at first, you can't smash your belongings!

Besides, even if you can smash your belongings, you can't smash me!

Is there a normal person in this family, a hooligan, a black-bellied, and a madman???

……

In fact, this is also the Wei Daoist who mistakenly blamed Wei Tianyou, he would never be so out of shape in normal times.

The cause of the incident has to start from yesterday evening.

Yesterday, Duan Shaohui left the grove and returned home directly, and the first thing he said when he saw Duan's father was: I have been promoted to a divine power hero.

Father Duan's first reaction was not to celebrate, but to run to Lao Wei's house next door to show off.

was so angry that Wei's father wrote a crooked pair on the spot: parrots can speak like a phoenix; Spiders are not as good as silkworms.

Ironically, even if the old Duan family has a miracle hero, it can't become a big thing.

Duan's father was also furious on the spot, and replied: Who dares to bully the tiger; Anzhi fish do not become dragons.

The sarcastic Wei family doesn't even dare to say anything about the heroes of divine power, and my Duan family is about to turn into a dragon from today.

In the end, the two parted unhappily.

It was precisely because of this episode that Wei Tianyou was so crazy when he found out that his son was also promoted to a divine power hero.

……

Wei Tianyou also came back to his senses after finding what he was looking for, and when he saw the mess in the courtyard, his heart was bleeding, and he couldn't regret it.

But after glancing at the defender next to him, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he had a plan in his heart.

This kid just took out a gold coin, and it was definitely not all he had.

The wool comes out of the sheep.

Later, if Lao Tzu didn't defraud him of all the gold coins, Lao Tzu would have opened a blacksmith shop for so many years!

After thinking about it, Wei Tianyou came to the front of the defender and shook the thing in his hand.

I rub!

Ebony Sword!!

Is it an ebony sword???

This sword is brownish-black, about three and a half feet long, and the sword body is densely textured and lined up one after another.

Although it is wooden, it has a metallic luster, which looks simple and elegant, outstanding, giving people a sense of heaviness that can only be produced by the vicissitudes of time.

When he heard his father confirm that the sword was ebony, the defender's heart was ecstatic, and his eyes lit green.

A newbie artifact!

Twice as much attack as his current wooden sword!

And as long as it is known as an artifact, it is a very low explosion rate, but it is not something that you can buy with money!

How did the old man get his hands on it?!

At this time, Wei Tianyou has made up a legendary life history for the ebony sword, which is nothing more than that the three heroes once used, and was later purchased by the Wei family's great, great, great-grandfather, and great-grandfather at a high price, and has been treasured to this day, which is the heirloom of the Wei family.

In fact, this is when he retired from the army and returned to the border village, he took shit luck and encountered a scarecrow who was killed by lightning, which was the scarecrow's explosion.

Wei Tianyou saw that the eyes of the Wei Daoist were straightened by his own fooling, and he was secretly happy in his heart.

It's done!

With his many years of experience in opening a blacksmith shop, anyone who was fooled by him to the point of showing such an expression would have to give as much as he said in a moment.

"Second son, this ebony sword was worth 1,500 gold coins back then, and now more than a thousand years have passed, how can it be an antique, I want you 15,000, not much, right?"

"Not much! Not much! ”

The guards jumped out again to mend their swords.

"But if you think about it again, the three heroes used this sword back then! In other words, whoever uses this ebony sword will be able to compete with the three heroes in the future! In this way, I only need 150,000 yuan, which is cheap for you! ”

Hearing the price of 150,000 yuan, even the black-bellied guard soldiers widened their eyes in shock, and then looked at Wei Tianyou with a look of adoration.

A broken sword actually dares to shout 150,000, and it is indeed worth admiring and learning to be able to stinky and shameless to such a state!

"Huh?"

"Sell me?"

"Isn't it a family heirloom?"

The vindication looked at his father in disbelief.

"Fool, if you don't have money, you don't have a home, and you have a home!"

"For the sake of the family, you are allowed to pay on credit."

"Take out all the money on your body first, and make up for the rest later."

Wei Tianyou is resolute.

The guard immediately wrote a note in duplicate and took it, and after getting his father's appreciative eyes, he turned to the defender with a fair face: "Second brother, our brother will settle the account, and my father will allow you to take credit, but this interest cannot be exempted, and the eldest brother will give you three points of interest, which is absolutely fair and reasonable." ”

In fact, he wandered around and changed the annual interest to the monthly interest, so that the three-point interest was tantamount to usury.

The defender was so angry with his father and eldest brother that he didn't pay attention to this detail at all.

Kill it!

Kill the ripe and kill your own son!

Is there still a royal law?!

Is there still a law?!

At this moment, the defender Feng Xiaogang stepped on again.

But if he said that he didn't want an ebony sword, he was reluctant.

Finally, the vindication gritted his teeth, stomped his foot, took out another gold coin, and handed over the two gold coins with the previous one.

Damn, I must have a few more sons in the future and get this loss back even from the original profit!

Wei Tianyou grabbed two gold coins in one hand.

Now the loss just now is recovered, and there is still surplus!

The slower guard withdrew his hand in a curtle.

"Second son, don't blame your father for being unkind."

As he spoke, Wei Tianyou patted the defender on the waist.

"Actually, it's just putting a little pressure on you."

Another handful on the thigh.

"As the saying goes, there is no motivation without pressure."

The front chest is another handful.

"As the saying goes......"

It's also a handful on the back.

In short, after Wei Tianyou finished speaking, all the places on the Wei Daoist that could put money were photographed by him.

Nothing was found except for forty-five more silver coins.

It was only at this time that Wei Tianyou handed over the ebony sword to the vator.

It seems that two golds and forty-five silvers are all this kid's family resources!

The vindicator excitedly took the ebony sword as he flexed his toes to reconfirm the two gold coins in his shoes.

Fortunately, I hid my private money according to my previous habits!

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