Chapter 61: If You Don't Die, You Can't Die 2 (First Update)
After a while, there was a sizzling sound from the barbecue potsticker in front of him, and a stream of fragrance also entered the nose, and the two of them bowed their heads and turned them over and sprinkled them with ingredients.
Soon, you will be able to eat. But Yang Mo's mind had already drifted into the distance.
He was originally bored with Jessica, but everyone slapped the room card on the table, and if he didn't take action, wouldn't he be embarrassed by the more than three billion male compatriots in the world? At this time, we must show masculinity, although the words "if you are forced to do it, you can't do it, and you can't go against it", but it is indeed a wise saying, people can't suppress the primitive instincts in their bodies, right? Confucius said that it is not a shame to eat color, as long as both parties are willing.
Yang Mo's thoughts drifted into the distance, but Jessica ate with relish.
I don't know how long it took, anyway, Yang Mo felt that it was quite long, the two finally finished the barbecue, and under the warm farewell of the clerk, they went out of the store and got into the car.
After getting into the car, Yang Mo inexplicably felt a little hot on his body, especially in his chest, so he hurriedly turned on the air conditioner. After the air conditioner was turned on, the problem of heat was solved, but... The problem of dryness is getting worse and worse, he only feels that his throat and eyes are dry, his tongue wants to drink water, and his body wants to find water.
Knowing that I can't resist temptation, don't tease me!
Yang Mo secretly thought in his heart, he drove too slowly, didn't he say that it was only three blocks apart? Why hasn't it been so long?
Yang Mo waited anxiously to arrive at the hotel.
After about five or six minutes of torment, Yang Mo finally saw the signboard of the Hilton Hotel. But just when he thought that the dawn of victory was in sight, Jessica's mobile phone rang, Jessica glanced at it, and quickly pressed the answer button: "Hey, yes, okay, okay, I'll go back right away." ”
After hearing Jessica's words, before she hung up the phone, Yang Mo's heart was half cold, and the original dry mouth was quickly relieved.
Sure enough, Jessica hung up the phone and said to Yang Mo apologetically: "Oba, I'm sorry, I'm going back." I don't know who complained about me, but I have to go back to the hotel right now. ”
"Complaints?" Yang Mo asked puzzled.
"Our company is very strictly managed, and since that incident, we are not allowed to spend the night outside." Jessica said with some grievances.
"But aren't we the couple that everyone knows?"
"Still won't work." Jessica shook her head helplessly, and when she drove the car to the gate of the hotel, she leaned up and kissed Yang Mo, and whispered: "Oba, we will have a small concert in Los Angeles next month, will you come?" ”
In Jessica's gentle voice, Yang Mo nodded in a ghostly voice: "Yes." ”
At the moment, he didn't know what his schedule was.
"That's... At that time we... A good date, a candlelit dinner, a romantic starry sky, we all have to have. Jessica said cryptically.
"Okay." Yang Mo nodded, although he was very reluctant in his heart, he couldn't force a relationship, right? Any act of forcing a relationship against a woman's will is called rape, even if the other party is a call girl.
As he spoke, Yang Mo pushed the car door. Jessica hurriedly handed the room card to Yang Mo again.
Yang Mo took the room card, extremely bitter.
He guessed the beginning of the story, but he didn't guess the end. Right now... He could only go up and hug the pillow and endure the night of lust and burning alone.
"Bye-bye!" Jessica rolled down the window and waved to Yang Mo, and slowly drove away.
Yang Mo also waved at her, and said in her heart, if she knew this ending, it would be better to stay in the team hotel, so that she could still have a teammate to chat with, now what?
“what-a-**ing-day!”
Yang Mo shook his arm, complained, walked up to the elevator with the room card, and found the room As soon as he entered, he was shrouded in pink ambient lighting, and before Yang Mo could be surprised, he heard a very soft piano music.
I turned on the light and walked in, only to see a heart-shaped pattern of rose petals on the bed. When I ran to the bathroom, I found that there was also water in the bathtub and a layer of rose petals sprinkled on it.
Seeing these things, Yang Mo felt even more sad. Is there anything more fucked up than that? Everything is ready, but what is the result?
Yang Mo collapsed on the bed in great frustration, trying to fall asleep, but the fragrance of rose petals would always stimulate him fiercely when he was about to fall asleep, making him wake up instantly. He tossed and turned, and turned over and over. felt very hot in his heart, and even for a moment he wanted to call a call girl to come over and accompany him for a vigorous love. But in the end, I still held back, I don't know how many people have been on those goods, and no one knows whether a prostitute is an uncle who sells beef or an old man who receives a pension, in this regard, Yang Mo still has a certain cleanliness habit.
In order to suppress the heat in her heart, Yang Mo had no choice but to take out her mobile phone, look through the team's tactics, and find a position for herself while watching. Although this team does not have a serious center, there are a lot of players who are not three or four, and Haslem, Shaun Marion and Beasley are all such players, which means that these four people are actually the most competitive relationship.
For these four people, Yang Mo has no advantage in terms of height or experience. But his outlook isn't gloomy, because he's the only true interior player here, the only interior player who can snatch rebounds and get into positions, even if he's the shortest, and he has a beautiful three-point hand. That's enough for him to get a foothold in the team!
However, what Yang Mo expects is not to gain a foothold in the team, he wants more, such as becoming the second leader of the Heat.
And in front of him was Sean Marion, who was almost beaten to death by him when they met for the first time. This guy now has the highest annual salary in the Heat team, although he is not very good, but his ball skills are quite good, Yang Mo wants to beat him to the top, he must redouble his efforts to improve his strength quickly, the most important thing to achieve this is ... Find a virgin.
Went around and around and back to the woman.
This reminded Yang Mo of his current situation, and suddenly became anxious again.
So, I tossed and turned, and I didn't sleep well all night.
The next day, Yang Mo went to meet the team with a pair of pandas in front of him, and all his teammates understood and joked to Yang Mo one by one: "Yang, you can't eat love, you see you do this, can that long-legged girl stand it?" ”
"Yang, how many shots did you have last night!" Compared to Haslem's flirtation, Bisri's neuropathy asked more directly.
"Yang, do you want to buy something to replenish your kidneys now, young man, you have to be temperate!" The most loyal Margoyle opened his mouth to tease Yang Mo.
Yang Mo was ridiculed by his teammates so much, he couldn't tell them that he survived last night alone, he was really called a 'dumb swallowing coptis, and he couldn't say anything about his suffering'.
Just when everyone was laughing, an indifferent mockery popped out of the corner: "That thing is too small for Asians, I guess I didn't get into the hole all night last night!" ”
Yang Mo followed the prestige, and Marion was leaning on the threshold with a look of disdain.
When Yang Mo saw Marion, his eyes widened quickly, and he locked on him viciously, and then rushed over directly without saying why, without waiting for Marion to react, Yang Mo grabbed his collar and pressed him to the ground like a child, he couldn't move at all, he could only shout: "Killed, Chinese killed someone!" ”
"Damn, I'm going to see how big your is!" Yang Mo shouted angrily, and ripped off his pants, and the inner and outer pants were pulled to the heels, Marion hurriedly tried to pull them, but Yang Mo didn't give him this chance. Stepping on the side of his pants with his foot, he clasped his two hands with his backhand, and lifted him up again like a dead dog.
After Marion was lifted, his hands were locked behind his back, and the crotch of his pants was empty, and his teammates could see it with a sweep of their eyes.
After reading it, everyone covered their mouths and snickered.
It's too small, about the same as a little thumb.
After making sure that everyone saw it, Yang Mo threw Marion to the ground and said with a smile: "Now everyone knows what it means to show off what is lacking, right?" ”
Everyone didn't speak, for fear of offending people, but they were laughing in their hearts.
"I'm going to sue you, I'm going to sue you to death." Marion angrily put his pants on and said angrily.
"You go and sue, do you sue me for dragging your pants, or sue me for letting everyone see your little **?" Yang Mo shrugged his shoulders and said disdainfully: "But before you sue, I want to remind you that it was you who racially discriminated first." Secondly, I was joking the whole time, including taking off your pants. ”
"You—" Marion shook his hand fiercely, quickly turned and ran back to the room.
At this time, he has lost face, and it is difficult to puff up his chest in front of his teammates on the Heat team. Man, the thing that shows the majesty is the second child in addition to the muscles, originally he was thin and didn't have two or two muscles, but now the weak second is also seen by his teammates, what else to show the heroism, how can he hold his head up?
So, again, if you don't die, you won't die!
If he didn't laugh at Yang Mo, how could Yang Mo take off his pants?
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[The first update is delivered.] Today, Tuesday, three watches. ps, the update arrangement is 1357, 5 more, 2463 more. Today's update is late because my grandfather has been 80th birthday and has been busy all day. PS2, thanks to the 100 starting coins of the "Cave House @ Undefeated" tip. 】