Chapter 370: Potential Threats and the Story of "Ape Dung".
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If the 28-year-old Kim Tong Michael Owen exudes the charm of a mature man after years of carving, and the gentle and humble smile of the golden boy will always bring fans a kind of spring sunshine, then Alan Smith is just the opposite!
After being seriously injured and abandoned by the Red Devils Manchester United, this white-haired bad boy who seems to have been heartbroken by the old gentleman Ferguson resolutely carries out the ruthlessness to the end!
An unforgettable betrayal made the "Prince Elanlu", who was still alone and preparing for the game even though he knew that the team would be relegated, completely turned into a piece of talking ice, so that when the broadcast camera was focused on the man who had been sitting behind the obtuse triangle red interview table and was silent, the entire live broadcast room felt an inexplicable coldness!
Because, underneath the hard white hair, all stubbornly stabbed upwards, was an angular but unsmiling face!
Andy Tina, the beautiful hostess, adjusted her expression and asked with a careful smile: "Alain, I think fans all over England want to know, if you go back in time to that game against Spain in the European group stage, would you still make that punch?" ”
Smith glanced up, his cold eyes as if wondering why anyone would make idiotic assumptions that were completely impossible to realize!
Andy Tina added a little embarrassed: "Because now many football experts have said: According to the state in the final, if you are not banned in the next game, then you will definitely be able to hand in a more perfect answer, and even have the possibility of becoming a world-class superstar......"
"Yes!"
Before the beauty host finished speaking, Alan Smith gave his answer without hesitation, and then turned into an iceberg. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, no one knew that this white-haired man who looked like an iceberg was actually rolling like a volcano in his heart...... Being able to charge for the madman Lee in the next game without being banned at the European Championship is naturally something he dreams of...... However, it was absolutely impossible for him to withdraw his fist at that moment!
Do you want to be a world-class footballer?
That would be good, of course, but if the madman Lee had thrown that punch at the time, what would have happened afterwards might have prevented England from making it to the final at all...... England and the madman Lee, the cold ice but passionate Alain all hope that they can pick up the honor, the final honor!
That's all!
…… At this point in the show, it has come to an end!
In just over 50 minutes, more than 200 people in the live broadcast hall were in the light and more than 20 million English people in front of various brands of TVs got to know the madman Li again!
Unveiling the arrogance of raising the middle finger on the side of the football field in the game, turning over the bright light of laughter and scolding at the press conference, people know from the stars and colleagues that there is a living, more complete madman Lee!
At this time, the lights in the live broadcast hall suddenly became dim!
The big screen behind the host stage in the live broadcast hall lit up, and the audience's eyes began to show the proud results of the England team in the past 365 days under the leadership of the man known as the "God on the Football Fieldside"!
In a trance, the shackles of that exciting game through the years once again pulled the whole of Great Britain back to the blood-pumping time, and in my ears, there was the crazy roar of the TV commentator Seist's name!
Once at a time, it vibrated everyone's eardrums -- "...... goooooooooooooal!!!! David Beckham's beautiful tackles and passes, Wayne Rooney's beautiful shot!! It's a beautiful fit that is fucking beautiful from start to finish! England lead Germany 1-0......"
“…… Wayne Rooney's pass...... Owen is stuck in the muscle forest of the Israeli team, and if he is replaced by Michael Owen from the previous peak, maybe it will be okay...... Oh? God, he flew! …… Shot! gooooooooooal…… The goal is in, Michael Owen, he scored his first goal back to the national team!! Incredible goal! ”
“…… The ball is in! goooooooooal!! David Beckham!! The England captain scored the Three Lions' first goal of this tournament and it was a perfect start! God, we saw the middle finger of the madman Lee again before the goal!! ”
“…… Whoa! Look, it's the middle finger! The middle finger of the madman Lee appeared again...... From now on, I advise every viewer in front of the TV to never take a nap, not drink beer, and not kiss their lover...... In short, don't do anything, open your eyes and open your eyes to the limit, because you will see a wonderful show...... Whoa, yes!! Full Moon Scimitar...... David scored a beautiful free-kick and we were 2-0 up for Spain!! ”
“…… Shot! The ball is in!! Straight to the dead end! Unbelievable! Fantastic! Alan Smith atoned for his sins and the ball flew into the top right corner of the German goal, and Lehmann did not react! …… Hurry, too fast! In the last seconds of the game, Alan Smith's burst shot pulled England back from the brink......
“…… Penalty shoot-out fifth round...... Ballack's penalty was saved by Joe Hart...... David Beckham stood in front of goal...... He is England's best captain and has almost single-handedly taken England to the final in this tournament! If this penalty is scored, England will make history......"
At this time, the sound of rapid breathing in the live broadcast hall was gradually clearly audible in the darkness!
While everyone understands that this is just a replay, the much-anticipated Delaunay Cup already belongs to England...... But when I saw the fateful moment two months ago, tension was still inevitable...... Until the spoon penalty that was destined to go down in history was issued, and the commentator Sester Cesterster frantically shouted with his soul the sentence "Champion!" England team ......", the live broadcast hall suddenly erupted in applause like a volcanic eruption!
At this point, the screen goes out.
The host's sweetheart baby Andy Tina turned around, and the sensational closing words of the show were like a pair of gentle little hands, gently turning out the not-so-distant memories in the hearts of the fans once again - "...... This is the condensation of the three hundred and sixty-five days that have been lost, and the immortal images that are destined to be eternally engraved in the memory of the English people are awakened again...... From the shaky qualification for the European Championship in the McLaren era to qualifying as group winners two rounds in advance, from David Beckham's first goal in the group stage against Greece to the final spoon penalty that carried countless English fans, when UEFA president Michel Platini will be in the hands of Beckham, when the colour of the Ernst Happel Stadium is soaring......
“…… From that moment on, all English footballers should learn to be grateful and all learn to surrender in the most humble gesture at the feet of this 25-year-old Chinese......"
…… A day later.
The news of Lee Tong-fan's departure from the Three Lions has set off a tsunami-like storm in Europe and even in the entire world football world, and it is still raging like a hurricane in the western Pacific!
The German newspaper Bild, which has always been rigorous, published a special issue for this purpose, in which a paragraph aptly commented on the departure of the madman Lee - "Fans of any other country will rejoice except the fans of the England team, because the invincible guy has finally withdrawn his sphere of influence from the national team, and Brazil, Spain, Argentina, and other giants who are determined to win the 2010 World Cup can put their hearts back in their chests...... Of course, on the other hand, the big clubs in the five major leagues have to be in good spirits, AC Milan, Real Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester United, ...... Keep your eyes open, all, because when [God on the football pitch] is all focused on the club, even the most accurate predictions in the world will not be able to tell you what kind of miracles Newcastle will do in the future......"
The centre of the storm of the "Hurricane of Crazy Lee" is clearly in English football!
However, unlike in the Real Madrid era, this time, whether it is the FA or the madman Lee himself, both are considered amicable breakups! Therefore, there was no incident of angry fans storming Lao Li's villa!
Even the British media, which has always been harsh and comparable to Grande, have changed their hearts to a kind heart and sent their blessings to this young Chinese who has achieved a breakthrough in the history of the Three Lions in the past year!
"One Champion a Year, Three Lions' Maniac Lee Deserves the Respect of Great Britain"
"Extra: Queen Elizabeth Proposes to Honour the Maniac Lee"
"Crazy Lee, the legendary manager of England for 413 days! 》
Who Demonized Maniac Lee in the Past? Now please stand up and repent! 》
Salute Gentlemen! To England's greatest manager in all history
It can be seen that there is a warm side in people's surnames, and there is a warm side in people's hearts! Therefore, when any Zhang San or Li Si makes worthy of every respectable achievement or unspeakable crime in a certain field, then he will get the treatment he deserves, whether in life or after death!
Glory for a lifetime or a legacy for 10,000 years!
Known as a "madman," Lee Tong-beom has spent the past 365 days angrily scolding the media, satirizing opponents, criticizing players, and ridiculing officials...... There have even been experiences of provoking fans because they booed their players angrily...... However, he will never deliberately pat his chest and say what Lao Tzu can bring you, and what Lao Tzu can satisfy you...... Because, this sullen man will generally only use practical actions to tell you what Lao Tzu has brought and what Lao Tzu has been here in the "non-abducted Zhengtai state"!
Many times, once a certain "potential" is created and erected, then there will definitely be many people who blindly follow the crowd or who are pretentious in ordinary times and involuntarily join it! So, when the first praise of the madman Lee sounded in the British Isles, friends and foes alike began to reflect!
Then, more people began to chase after each other and sing praises!
However, at this time, Li Tongfan was not moved to tears because of the praise of others, the ridicule and ridicule of him by the media in the past were like a breeze in Lao Li's ears, and now after replacing it with praise and sycophants, it is the same for the stuffy man!
While all the English were complimenting him, he was shouting at the top of his throat - "Hey, Alain, don't fucking be so aggressive, can you?" It's not an official game, what should I do if I hurt my teammates? …… Your uncle, you smile, quick, smile and show the little ones...... Woo, shit, hunk, you're scaring your new teammates! ”
Rigberton Training Base.
Morning.
The morning fog surrounding the training ground has not yet lifted, and the Newcastle first team is training on a regular basis!
When Alan Smith put down the Argentine striker Pastore, who was dribbling with the ball with a murderous face, in training, Li Tongfan, who was originally standing on the sidelines and was cool, suddenly jumped to his feet and scolded: "Alain, don't you think you're too cool?" There is a limit to pretending to be cool, you should be calm, how can you go to the trouble of pretending to be cool to steal the limelight from me as a manager? ”
Suck - On the training ground, which was a little nervous because of Smith's fierce foul action, the Hammers were suddenly made laughing by the head coach's tireless entanglement in the matter of "being cooler"!
And the white-haired Alan Smith groaned in pain, muttered "I don't know who pretends to be cool every day wearing sunglasses", and then simply turned around and stopped looking at this neurotic head who suddenly had a short circuit in his brain at some point in time, which made him speechless and disdainful...... After the laughter, the training finally continued in a relaxed atmosphere!
On the other side of the field, assistant coach Alan Shearer, with a whistle in his mouth, had a knowing smile on his face.
Alan Smith's ferocious shovel made the atmosphere just now delicate!
You must know that the "accidental injury" like this in training is the most likely to spoil the atmosphere of the team, and if it leads to bitterness among the players, it will be worth the loss! Even among the giants of the five major leagues, it is not uncommon for fighters to collapse due to falling into locker room divisions, not to mention that the first team is now almost all a group of half-blooded Newcastle?
When the dangerous little flames begin to smoke sneakily, perhaps only a coach like the crazy Li can use this seemingly nonsensical method to dissolve the tense atmosphere just now!
What Rooney said a day ago in "Memorabilia in the Shade" Shearer remembers very clearly and agrees with it! Indeed, Lee is often like a friend to the players, rather than an old-fashioned boss who has to assert his authority at all times...... It's better that way!
…… The training continued, ten minutes later.
"Hey, Javier, come here!"
Li Tongfan, who had been standing on the sidelines and observing the hammers in groups, called Pastore to his side. The other hammers are not surprised, because once Lao Li finds out who has something wrong in training, he will call him to the sidelines for guidance as soon as possible!
Looking at the Argentine teenager who ran over out of breath, Li Tongfan casually handed over the towel, and then frowned and said: "Javier, you have to pay attention to reducing individual dribbling when taking the ball, I know your skills are good, but if the opponent uses the destruction tactic like Alan just did, you will put the team in trouble...... Under the sun, the young man wiped off his sweat and nodded: "Boss, I understand!" "Well, listen to Javier, I really like the way you play with your surname and inspiration, that's what sets you apart......"
As he spoke, Li Tongfan reached out and took the towel that was wet and wet by Pastore, patted the young man's shoulder, and continued to smile: "However, you have to know that there is still a difference between European football and South American football, if you want to succeed in this land, you must find a balance between the two, there is no absolute freedom and no absolute discipline on the field, do you understand what I mean?" ”
Seeing that the young man nodded to show that he understood, Li Tongfan finally suddenly sneaked over and whispered in Pastore's ear: "Don't look at Alain, that guy is very cool, in fact, he has absolutely no malicious intentions, it's just ...... Well, it's just too serious, whether it's playing or training he's serious like a robot, you're in the same position, I hope you can learn what you want from Alain's way of handling the ball! ”
Pastore turned his head to look at the white-haired guy on the field who once shoveled the team's ace Michael Owen, and nodded in understanding!
Training continues.
However, a few minutes later, helplessly tugging at his chin shaved by a Geely razor, Lao Li had to admit that the bitter sermon he had just racked his brains to the 17-year-old Pastore was a complete failure, because the Argentine teenager still involuntarily stuck the football to his feet in the group confrontation...... It seems that on the road of training Zhengtai, Lao Li has a long way to go!
…… On September 27th, the wind and the beauty of the day!
The wind was still blowing in Newcastle Harbour with the sound of waves and the names of seagulls, and citizens in black and white sword stripes stepped out of their homes after dinner and flocked to St James's Park, the white temple in the heart of the city that brought them so much joy and emotion!
Because, the sixth round of the 08-09 Premier League season will be lit tonight, and Newcastle, which has risen strongly this season, swept Middlesbrough, which is currently ranked 9th in the league standings, 5:1 at St James' Park!
In this game, fans finally saw the dreamy forward combination of Michael Owen and Ronaldo, who they had been looking forward to for two whole months!
Ninety minutes later, when the shouts in the stands and the battle in the greenfields were over, the pair of what is considered to be the most anticipated combination of the Magpies in the next year or two did not disappoint - Ronaldo scored a hat-trick!
Michael Owen scored twice!
Two superstars have scored all five goals for the team!
In addition to the fat man and Owen, the [Half-Blood Prince] Nicholas Gigi got the opportunity to play for 30 minutes, but unfortunately although the little guy worked hard every second after stepping into the green shade, his luck was really bad, and he always passed by the goal!
However, there is someone in Newcastle's squad who has even worse luck than Nicolas Gigi - Lucas Podolski!
Because Prince Porti actually brought Gigi's penalty in the 89th minute to the back stands...... In the camera, the German striker rubbed his hair with both hands and his face was full of disbelief, penalty kicks were originally his forte, and the head coach Maniac Lee also emphasized many times before the game that if a penalty kick was generated, he must be punished, so he also hoped that Prince Porti could find his form by scoring goals, who knows...... These two months are a nightmare for Prince Porti, who has joined the Magpies at the highest personal transfer price in the summer - 6 rounds of the league have passed, plus two English League Cup games and a UEFA Cup match, Podolski has made 9 appearances for Newcastle, but has handed over a dismal record of 0 goals and 0 assists, and even Prince Porti often occupies the bottom of Newcastle's players in the post-match media ratings!
The poor performance and Podolski's brilliant performance at the European Championship two months ago was nothing short of different!
A lot of people who had expectations for Prince Porti fell through their glasses!
It was thought that Podolski, who had been unable to find form at Bayern Munich, could grow into a sign of Germany's new generation of strikers under the tutelage of "God on the sidelines...... However, now it seems that things are not as rosy as they could have been!
Could it be that even Yanjing can't save Podolsky?
Before the halfway point of the season, many media can't wait to put the label of the top ten parallel products of the Premier League summer on Podolski's head!
In September, the season's slightly scorching bright light still shines on St James's Park, but Prince Porti is gradually entering the cold winter!
Career winter!
…… In addition to the eye-catching Newcastle game, the just-concluded sixth round of the Premier League also staged a match that has received great attention across Europe - the first traditional semi-final match of the Premier League in the 08-09 season!
Chelsea take on the Red Devils at Stamford Bridge and the result was a shock!
Chelsea, who had high hopes before the game, and Chelsea, who had come up with beautiful attacking football this season under the tutelage of new coach Scolari and remained unbeaten in the previous five league rounds, actually lost 0:2 to the Red Devils Manchester United who were playing away from home with a completely unbearable attitude!
The rout at Stamford Bridge has left the grumpy and unscrupulous [outsider] Scolari at the height of his ambition!
Alex Ferguson, the godfather of the Red Devils, who has dominated the Premier League for more than 20 years, has taught the "Big Phil" a vivid lesson: the results of the national team cannot be the capital of the proud league, and the success of Brazil and Portugal will not provide you with the capital to dominate the Premier League...... Here, on my turf, you're just a little bird!
At the end of the game, watching the angry boss Abramovich in the VIP box leave without looking back, the ashen Scolari seemed to vaguely realize that the rabbit's own winter had arrived early...... The outcome of the battle at Stamford Bridge had a huge impact on the 08/09 season!
The Blues Chelsea were the first to fall out of the "winning streak group", and among the remaining teams, in addition to the crazy Lee's Newcastle, only the Red Devils Manchester United, Arsenal, Arsenal, and Tottenham Hotspur still hold a winning record!
The whole world is speculating about who of the three famous coaches of Ferguson, Wenger and Juan de Ramos has the ability to accompany [God on the sidelines] to carry on the winning streak to the end?
…… As the month turns, the pace of the season has not stopped at the slightest because of the defeat of Chelsea!
On September 30th, it was still a good day!
The league is on hiatus, and the second round of qualifying for the UEFA Cup begins!
Against the backdrop of an 8-2 sweep of the first leg, the second leg at home has long been meaningless. And the Hunter Athletic team seems to know their fate, and simply opened their arms to Newcastle at St. James' Park, and fought against the Magpies without fear of death!
In the end, after 90 minutes of fierce battle, Newcastle, who played with a full substitute lineup, repelled the invading Belgian team 3:1 and eliminated the opponent with an aggregate score of 11:3!
Mixed-race rice bucket Nicholas Gigi scored a goal in the game!
Argentine center Crespo scored twice!
Lucas Podolski, who played the full 90 minutes, provided an indirect assist and his shot gave Gigi a good chance to score, but overall it continued the previous slump!
A big win, but it wasn't perfect for Newcastle!
Because, soon after the game, there was a very unfavorable news - Ronaldo, an alien who came on as a substitute in the game, was detected by the team doctor after the game with a groin strain, and the most optimistic time will be out for 3 weeks!
Three hours after the game, the news announced on the official website disappointed Newcastle fans!
The much-anticipated combination of Owen + Ronaldo has only appeared in just two games, and people are expecting them to destroy the city for the Magpies, but [Alien] once again lies down on the hospital bed to hug and tease the angel in white...... And at this time, the direction of the wind began to change!
Soon after the English media had spent three days praising the Three Lions' madman Lee, they quickly reverted to their grandiose herbal surname and began to return to their respective positions to point out and mock Newcastle's madman Lee!
However, due to the impeccable record of the team, this time the media goalkeeper pointed the finger at the transfer option that had just ended!
Podolski's slump does not need to be repeated, Ronaldo's injury has triggered a new round of verbal criticism, and Barbara, a well-known reporter for The Times, unceremoniously criticized Lee Tong-beom's recruitment strategy in her own column - "The crazy Lee in the national team was my idol, but the young man started to make mistakes as soon as he returned to Newcastle...... I remember that at the beginning of the season, people were still rejoicing at the arrival of a superstar like Ronaldo at St James' Park, but this guy who received Newcastle's highest weekly salary now has to pay for his medical bills! So, to this day, I have to say my opinion, the transfer strategy of the madman Lee in the summer was a huge mistake! Ronaldo returned to his hospital bed as usual, Podolski was still looking for shooting boots that he didn't know where to drop, Marcelo was in mixed performances, and Makelele had few chances......
…… The head coach's office at the Rigber Training Complex!
Syllable!
slammed the newspaper with a blonde and blue-eyed beauty printed in his hand on the table, Li Tongfan scolded without grace: "Uncle, is the little lady menopause early, hey, Alain, do you know this beautiful girl in the newspaper?" ”
Burst!
On the couch in the office, assistant coach Alan Shearer squirted a drop of Coke that had just been put in his mouth!
Then, under Lao Li's inexplicable gaze, Shearer got up in a panic like an electric shock, closed the office door, then closed the window, and closed the curtains again...... After doing all this, the assistant coach turned around mysteriously and looked at Li Tongfan with a black line on his forehead, his face was full of helplessness, and explained: "Li, if the players heard these words just now, it will not be good for your coach's wise and great image......"
"Seriously, do you know the details of this girl?" Lao Li didn't care.
"Know! Bruce Barbara, the most well-known beauty journalist at The Times, was poached by The Times for £500,000 in North London a year before she worked for Sky TV ......"
"Half a million pounds?" Li Tongfan was stunned for a moment, and then understood that 500,000 pounds may not be enough to buy the thighs of an ordinary Premier League player, but it is indeed a sky-high price for a news reporter, this beautiful girl named Barbara is so violent, is there anything different?
In Lao Li's puzzled eyes, Alan Shearer began to explain mysteriously: "Although this beautiful girl in your mouth is only 28 years old this year, when she was just an intern reporter four years ago, she reported on a big event that shocked Europe......
"Big deal? What's the big deal? ”
"The peach-colored scandal of Blunkitt, British Prime Minister Tony Blair's most trusted minister, was revealed by this young lady! The news shocked the entire British Isles at the time......"
"Stop!!" Lao Li waved his hand impatiently: "What does this have to do with us?" Why would this chick shoot me? ”
"Because Barbara suddenly gave up her beloved field of political journalism two years ago, became a football fanatic, and turned into a football journalist, and then she reported on Rooney's scoop scandal, C-Ronaldo and Anderson, Nani's collective calling scandal, Defoe's calling scandal, ......"
The stuffy man was shocked!
This guy called Barbara, either a Hutchison girl has a grudge against a player or a player, and he actually devotes his limited life to the infinite cause of catching and destroying so tirelessly...... "Barbara is the supreme idol of every football reporter in the media industry, and for any player or coach, it is a ghost-like nightmare, once she is entangled, no matter how tightly you guard your **, she will dig it out, she has a more terrifying detection ability than 007...... Unless, you are the next saint with no defects in your body! ”
Speaking of this, Alan Shearer suddenly gloated at Lao Li, with an indescribable silver wave in his eyes, in such a solid room where the doors and windows were closed and the curtains were tightly drawn, being looked at by a strong man with such aggressive eyes, Li Tongfan couldn't help but feel a burst of hair all over his body...... Therefore, Lao Li cautiously asked: "Alain, why do you look at me like this?" ”
"Lee, you have to be mentally prepared...... Be mentally prepared," Alan Shearer stood up and smiled at Li Tongfan with a nervous chatter, his tone full of banter: "I have a strong premonition that Barbara is eyeing you this time, and you are in big trouble...... Wha!! ”
In the end, Alan Smith couldn't help laughing when he looked at Li Tongfan's expression as if he had eaten a dead child, and then pushed open the office door and walked away laughing...... Watching Shearer disappear into the Rigburton training base in a posture that was even more windy than his running position on the field before he retired, Li Tongfan was shivering all over his body, and while slowly pondering the meaning of what the assistant coach had just said in his heart, he said to himself: "Your uncle's is just being targeted by a chick, what are you afraid of, our old Li doesn't steal two or rob three scoops, there is no scandal at all, he is pure and virgin like a virgin, and the female devil Barbara came to investigate Lao Tzu, Isn't it just used to prove our Lao Li's integrity...... Ha ha! ”
Speaking of this, Li Tongfan suddenly thought of a very terrible thing, and suddenly his body stiffened: Alain, this bastard, just said that Barbara has a detection ability comparable to 007, if this girl really wants to focus on Lao Tzu, what if she discovers the secret of the FM2009 system? This is definitely a fatal weakness for Lao Li............ After the League Cup match, it was time for the national team to compete.
The long-awaited successor to Crazy Lee has finally been revealed, and the FA announced the new helm of the Three Lions - Fabio Capello at 15:00 in the press conference hall of the headquarters building, where the arrival and departure of Crazy Lee were announced!
The news quickly caused a stir throughout European football, with even the most ordinary fans laughing at the "ape dung" between the madman Lee and Capello.
A year ago, when the madman Lee left Real Madrid, it was the Italian gold medal coach who succeeded the madman Lee as the new captain of the Bernabeu, but I didn't expect that a year later, when the madman Lee said goodbye to the Three Lions, it was Capello who came to take over the coach...... Could it be that the Italian gold medal coach is addicted to eating the leftovers left by the madman Lee?
Or does Uncle Capello have to fight to get up from where he falls? After the embarrassing resignation of the Galaxy Battleship that had previously succeeded Madman Lee, he decided to find success once again after taking over Madman Lee's position?
Public opinion is in an uproar!
What awaits Capello is clearly more than just questioning!
First of all, tomorrow is a special day, and I sincerely hope that none of the swordsman brothers and sisters will have a holiday!
(To be continued)