Chapter Two Hundred and Six: How the Fuck I'm Going to Deal With That Damn Big Man! (2nd Month Pass)
Chapter 206 of "The Male of the Forbidden Zone" How the fuck am I going to deal with that damn big guy ()! (2nd Month Pass)
Chen scored a hat-trick against West Ham United for his fourth in a month. This month he became the hottest striker in the whole world football, and everyone was talking about him, they were talking about him. There are even some transfer rumours - many still insist that Chen Yingxing's continued stay at Liverpool is a reluctance...... If he was in a team like Real Madrid and Barcelona, he was afraid that he would have won the Champions League long ago......
Chen Yingying didn't bother to pay attention to those transfer rumors. He's having a good time at Liverpool now, he wants status, money, fame, why go? And what a terrible task it is to lead a century-old wealthy family to complete the revival...... How could he be willing to leave?
Chen's insane performance in November earned him the Player of the Month award. For this honor, in fact, Chen Yingying has won an unknown number of them after joining Liverpool. He has a special house to store these various trophies. Like what "best on the spot" award champagne, he really dug an underground cellar and put it up. And the "Best of the Month" trophy was directly given to him in the cabinet, and he didn't see the light of day. This kind of trophy doesn't mean much to him, he can have as many as he wants, and it is not worth putting it in a glass case, enjoying the treatment of being placed on a flannel cushion and illuminated by a four-corner laser.
What kind of "UEFA Golden Ball Award" and "Premier League Golden Boot" can be there...... This kind of jackpot.
Chen Yingying's outstanding performance has also ushered more attention to him, and many media in the entertainment industry and fashion industry have begun to pay attention to him.
He frequently appeared on the covers of these magazines. Give TV interviews, attend some celebrity evenings and social occasions. Chen Yingying is getting busier and more successful.
Dracula is already in contact with professional biographers for him. Wrote an autobiography for Chen Yingying. It's a great way to make money.
You must know that autobiography can be divided into several parts, and those successful stars do not only publish an autobiography, but also divide it according to the time period. Dracula first planned to write an autobiography of Chen's experiences in Zenit and Naples in St. Petersburg. This kind of autobiography doesn't need much text, and most of it is photos. Fans don't buy it, they want to see those precious photos, which they have not seen in magazines and newspapers, and these photos make the autobiography of the star a collector's worth.
Taking advantage of Chen Yingying's current popularity, he hurriedly launched (). If the sales are good, print it.
Wait for two years. After Chen Yingxing's popularity became higher, he began to publish an autobiography of his experience in Liverpool to make another profit.
It is estimated that the royalties alone can bring Chen Yingxing at least £1 million a year.
In addition, the commercial development of Chen Yingying's image is also gradually advancing. Just ten days ago. Chen Yingying's Nike endorsement poster appeared on the most prosperous commercial center building in Buenos Aires, the capital of Argentina, and not far from it was the advertising poster of Adidas endorsed by Messi, but in terms of size, Chen Yingying's is nearly half larger than Messi.
It was a historic and monumental moment, and Messi has always been a favourite of Argentine fans. As his sworn enemy, Chen Yingying was able to imprint his image on the outside of the building in Buenos Aires, which shows how far his influence has reached.
At that time, many media hyped up this matter with the title of "Chen Yingying conquered Argentina", as if Chen Yingying had reached Messi's hometown. As a result, his homeland fell......
Of course, there must be various PR and promoters of Nike. But it is indeed a good move to expand Chen Yingying's influence.
Chen Hung Hung is now going to beat not only Messi in competition, but also in business, the highest-paid man in football today.
These were two long and arduous wars, but Chen Yingying enjoyed them.
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Chen Yingxing is now in the limelight so much that there has even been a discussion throughout England**, which was initially initiated by the Internet and then quickly attracted the follow-up of traditional media such as print media and television media.
First of all, an Arsenal fan took to Twitter to complain: "Oh my God! The next round of opponents is our factory. What are we going to do with this damn big guy?! ”
At first, there were a lot of people kidding (). Things like "Don't worry, he won't eat you" "You can send someone to kidnap him for twenty-four hours and make him miss this game......"
Later, as more and more people participated, some people began to seriously discuss how to deal with Chen Yingying.
Especially when many experts, critics, journalists, and even players and coaches in the football circle have joined in, it is even more lively.
This issue is also one of the most concerned topics in football today.
Chen Yingying's body is strong, and his skills under his feet are not rough. He had a Marseille slalom and a lob shot at the back of the net to prove that he can still play with flowers at his feet. Good at heading, has a strong long-range shot, and also takes free kicks...... Except for a slight difference in the left foot, it is really close to invincibility.
Such a behemoth. How to deal with it is really a problem.
Ferguson once managed to force Chen Yingxing to control the ball with his left foot. But he just hit a Chen Yingying by surprise. When Chen Yingying reacted that he could still head the ball, this method did not work. Everton died a particularly tragic death because they listened to Ferguson......
So what can be done to freeze, contain, or just reduce his performance?
The discussion soon spread to newspapers and television, not just in the UK but also in other countries. The Italians are particularly good at studying tactics, and they are proud of it, so there is a football program on Italian TV that has done a special program, inviting several football critics and coaches who are idle at home to discuss with everyone how to contain Chen Yingxing.
However, the discussion is still a cliché, and there is no new idea in the discussion. Their methods have been used and thought about in football for a long time, and in theory their methods are really convincing and seem to work. But this is only a theoretical possibility. They all ignore a very practical issue – the ability of the players to execute tactically.
No matter how good a tactic is, if no one executes it, it's just something on paper.
However, there is a difference in the execution ability of the players, and not everyone is like a robot, who can perfectly and meticulously execute the tactics assigned by the manager. The players are human beings, and for 90 minutes a game, they always have to get distracted, which is unavoidable even at a high level. Not to mention other people, even Chen Yingying will be distracted.
It doesn't matter how many times you wander once in a while, but what if you wander your mind when you happen to be when Chen Yingying is mad?
This is tragic.
In addition to the problem of distraction, there is also the problem of the level of players, only very high-level players have the ability to execute tactics more perfectly, many players have poor tactical execution ability, and low-level players are even worse. And there are very few high-level players......
As soon as these factors are combined, the defense Chen Yingying becomes Tom. Cruise's film series - "Mission Impossible"......
This result is really discouraging.
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Wenger took off his glasses, tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and rubbed the bridge of his nose with his hands. In front of him was a computer monitor screen with an open web page on it.
There are data, charts, videos, and a lot of text. This is a compilation of recent posts about the "How to Defend Chen Heroes" discussion.
On a professional football discussion website, there were many replies, and everyone expressed their opinions.
Arsene Wenger is also keeping an eye on the matter. Because this incident is caused by Arsenal's upcoming match against Liverpool, on the other hand, he also wants to see if he can find some inspiration from everyone's discussions. There is nothing more convenient for brainstorming than the Internet.
In addition to working normally, he would go through the post when he got home to see if anyone had any new ideas ().
But after a few days of watching, he still found nothing.
It's not that there are no good ideas at all. Some ideas are good, but they are all too idealistic, and when combined with reality, all of them are not practical.
How to deal with Chen Yingying......
He reopened his eyes and looked at the dimly lit ceiling.
He suddenly felt that what a netizen said might be the most practical......
"First of all, you need a very rich owner, like Manchester City's Middle Eastern plutocracy, or Real Madrid's president Florentino. Secondly, you yourself must work hard to have a good relationship with Chen Yingying. Then you can use both methods to impress Chen Yingying with money and affection, and poach him into your team! Then the problem is solved! You don't have to rack your brains to 'what the fuck am I going to do with that damn big guy', it's your opponent's turn to have a headache!" ”
Arsene Wenger smiled.
It's nonsensical. But when you think about it, it's the most practical of all the methods...... It's ridiculous!
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Wenger didn't get along with Chen Yingying in the end, he chose to fight Liverpool.
This game is Arsenal's home stadium, Arsenal have the advantage of being at home, and the team is in decent form. Then don't think about how to deal with Chen Yingying, just fight him!
Everyone's attacking power is good, but I'm confident that the defense is better than you Liverpool!
So this game is not a war between the two goalscorers Van Persie and Chen Yingying, as the media hypes, but a war between Van Persie and the Liverpool backline, and a war between Chen Yingying and the Arsenal backline......!