It's been such a short time, and I can't say anything with my IQ.

I can't just say I'm young, and my physical development is not good, right?

I don't have enough IQ, at least I still have to have a face.

But after a long time with a black-bellied dean like Ling Youhan, my ability to improvise is also quite good.

I immediately said, "Queen, I have someone I like, so that I can catch up with her in the future, so I must clean myself." ”

Of course, I must be talking nonsense.

With my emotional intelligence, I plan to be orphaned all my life.

But the elf queen nodded in agreement, and said unexpectedly, "I remember that you humans can be polygamous. ”

Sweat!

My head is sweaty.

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said helplessly, "How long has it been since you read the information of humans? Since the formation of the Federation of Humans, the bad practice of polygamy has long been abolished. Now mankind has a complete set of marriage laws, and polygamy is a crime. ”

"Huh, is that so?" said the Elven Queen thoughtfully.

If this is an ordinary elf who says this, I can still treat her as a little girl who knows nothing about the world and has never seen the world. But my Queen, are you always like that?

But the elf queen continued: "Then according to the rules of your human race, since there is no marriage contract, then you should not have any belonging. That means that Liuli still has a chance. Ruri, from today onwards, you will follow Lotte. “

Nani?

Is there still such an operation?

I looked at the little girl in Liuli, but the little girl nodded expressionlessly.

Well, I don't even know if I'm going to be happy or messy in the wind.

But at this moment, a voice sounded: "The queen is sorry, Lotte is mine." You pry my corner in front of me, it doesn't make sense. ”

I was so familiar with the owner of this voice that I hurriedly followed the direction of the sound.

Those cat ears are really my lifesaver right now.

I looked at Su Ling'er gratefully, but Su Ling'er ignored me, just walked up to me and silently held my hand, staring at the elf queen's eyes with a pair of stubborn eyes.

I don't believe that with the strength of the Elf Queen, I can't find out that Su Ling'er is eavesdropping.

But I don't think the Elven Queen expected that to happen.

Two beautiful girls, one big and one small, looked at each other without flinching.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it was because of my lotte that it happened.

With my appearance, how can there be such a thing as two women fighting for a husband.

The atmosphere had always been awkward anyway, and now it was just like no one was talking.

If I don't cooperate with Su Ling'er at this time, then I really can't say anything.

I hurriedly said to the elven queen, "Queen, you have seen this situation too. Now that you are not satisfied with the method handed over to the elves by Lingke Technology through Kangxiao Company to open a branch in the Elf Forest, then there is nothing to talk about. We will leave tomorrow after the peace pact has been signed. Recently, I was disturbed in the forest of elves.,Lotte said goodbye.。 ”

It's a little rude to walk now, but I'm too lazy to talk to the Elven Queen here.

So I took Su Linger's hand and left.

I have to say that I was still a little excited when I held Su Linger's hand.

Through my personal experience, don't look at Su Linger as a violent muscular Lori, but her hands are quite comfortable to hold. Although I haven't pulled any other girls except my sister's hand, Su Linger's hand is so soft, except for the beads of sweat in my palm to give a bad review, I am so satisfied.

Well, I'm just a pervert and don't explain.

In fact, when it comes to sweat, I can't tell whether the sweat that I and Su Ling'er hold in the palm of my hand is from Su Ling'er or me, and my heart beats like a wild horse on the loose.

When she walked to the wooden house, Su Ling'er said angrily, "Still holding it?"

"Ahh I immediately let go of Su Linger's hand, but there was a feeling of unfinished business in my heart.

I scratched my hair embarrassedly and thanked Su Ling'er: "Ling'er, thank you." If you hadn't come, I'm afraid I wouldn't have had a good time getting out today. ”

But Su Ling'er just glanced at me with disdain and said, "You wish I didn't come, right? If I don't come, you will solve your single problem." Li Xue said, didn't you always want a girlfriend? Now that people give you a wife for nothing, why don't you want it?"

Forehead......

Listening to this tone, it seems to be angry.

A woman's heart, a needle at the bottom of the sea.

I really don't understand where Su Ling'er's anger comes from now.

It's just that people have just helped me, so I can't take revenge on them.

So I can only say on a case-by-case basis: "I don't think there's a conspiracy in it." In the words of your cultivators, when it comes to the study of life, the elves of the entire continent are second to none. I can understand this kind of borrowing sperm to give birth to children, but the elf queen said that she can inherit all my wisdom, I feel a bit nonsense, there must be some means in this. And I deeply suspect that even if I agree, then the child born is probably no different from me, so do you say that I have a son or a me? ”

"Oh, so you want to agree?"

Su Ling'er continued in a strange manner: "That's right, elves have a long lifespan, so elves can always maintain a young and beautiful appearance. Isn't that great news for you men?"

Forehead......

If you think about it this way, then wouldn't I lose a lot?

As a result, as soon as my eyes rolled, Su Ling'er stepped on my foot with one foot.

Impartially, no more, no less, it just stepped on the little finger of my foot.

It is said that ten fingers are connected to the heart, and these toes also refer to ah.

"Shhh I gasped, Su Ling'er was angry, and I couldn't dodge it, so I could only hurriedly say while being stepped on: "It's not like this." I think that people don't look down on me, and they say that marrying me is actually for the benefit of the elves. Don't look at me like this, I still believe in love. I can't just sell my body for the sake of my lower body. The brain can't control the lower body, how can you blame other girls for being beautiful. I think I have a lot of self-control, so I don't delay others or me, it's the best of both worlds. No, Ling'er, can we light it up? ”

It may be that my words made Su Linger a little satisfied, so the force on my toes was a little less.

I don't know what Su Linger's face looks like now, but it's definitely not good-looking. Su Linger continued to ask: "Then you said that you have someone you like, is it true?"

There is a subtle change in the tone of this sentence.

But with my current state of being trampled on, it is really difficult for me to distinguish Su Linger's current psychological state.

In order to get out of the sea of suffering as soon as possible, I hurriedly said: "No, no, it's all nonsense." ”

"No?"

Well, Su Linger stepped on it again.

I really want to cry without tears.

"Well, not really!"

"Okay, it's fine if you don't have one. Fortunately, Su Ling'er took away her little foot after speaking, and then made me really messy in the wind with a word.

"Today I'm going to sleep, you go outside. ”

After finishing speaking, Su Ling'er leisurely returned to the room, and I ......

What else can I say can I do, all I can do is talk to Tsurumian and squeeze in with him all night.

By the next day, the expected signing of the armistice was held as normal.

It's just not as spectacular as I thought, and it was just a sign from the representatives of the four clans to solve the matter.

Actually, I like this method of doing things quite a lot.

If this had been in my last life, what would have been the opening ceremony, the leader's speech, and who wouldn't be troublesome except those leaders.

This kind of simple handling of things in this world is quite appetizing to me.

It's just that my resentment towards Long Jie has added another layer.

I said okay and let me be the negotiator, but you settled the matter before I came, and you still asked me to be the representative, didn't you make fun of me?

Theoretically, I should have left when I was done, but the atmosphere in the carriage on the way back was quite delicate.

Originally, there were two people in the carriage when I set off, Su Linger and I, and later added a cute pet Niba. Theoretically, Niba is a mechanical creature, so it's still two people.

But on the way back, there was another person in the carriage.

It's an elf, to be exact.

Well, don't guess, it's glass.

I said why didn't the elf queen say anything about intermarriage when she signed it today, and people are waiting for me here.

According to the elf queen, since I have a girlfriend, then let Liuli follow me, and when I break up later, Liuli will come up, and in the end, it will send me a spare tire.

I still need a spare tire.

I don't even have a formal one.

And the most embarrassing thing is the anger in the carriage now.

Well, quite embarrassing.

No one spoke.

Su Linger didn't speak all the way, and Liuli didn't say anything, the two girls had nothing to do, they just looked at each other-for-tat, and I couldn't find a topic if I wanted to.

Well, we just went back to the Human Federation, to my home and Su Linger's.

I only now found out that Su Linger's poisoned milk is still useful, but the time of the attack has changed from happening at that time to delaying it.

I looked at Liuli and really didn't know what to do with this girl.

You can't kill people.

They have official status, and Ruri is now the ambassador of the elves to the Human Federation, specializing in dealing with diplomatic issues between the two countries.

I can't throw it away, and I don't have the guts to kill me.

In the end, Su Ling'er and Liuli stood at the door of my house and looked at each other.

In fact, it's not like they're looking at each other, and by this time, these two girls have already quarreled about Liuli going to live in my house.

Well, just staying at my house.

Because humans and elves have not been very friendly since the beginning of history, and there has never been a diplomatic ambassador like this. So the Human Federation also doesn't have a special elven embassy. Now that Liuli is here, the embassy will definitely be built, but it will take time to build.

Ruri means to live in my house first.

But Su Linger didn't agree to it.

Eventually, it developed into a cold war on my doorstep.

What else can I do, I can only choose one of the two girls' opinions.

Don't say that children only make choices, adults must all want this kind of words.

If I want them all, these two girls won't beat me, and my mother will have to clean me up.

To be reasonable, in fact, I still tend to be quite inclined to Su Linger.

After all, Liuli lives in my house, and it also feels a bit nondescript.

But what do I say?

Just when I was struggling to die, a familiar golden retriever appeared in front of my eyes.

I was happy in my eyes, and I was pleasantly surprised: "Li Xue?!"

Su Ling'er also looked over with surprise in her eyes.

"Li Xue, you're back!" Su Ling'er said in surprise.

Well, there are only two creatures in my house that can have a golden retriever.

One is my father, and the other is my sister.

This time it was really unexpected, I didn't expect to see my sister as soon as I got home.

The longing in my heart and the guilt of not saying goodbye to Li Xue before made me run to Li Xue's side as fast as I could, and then I hit my sister on the head with a knife.

"Brother, what are you doing? I've been watching a good show for a while, why are you beating me? ”

Li Xue said with an aggrieved face.

But this girl only held my arm, and when she said that, her body betrayed her very honestly.

I said angrily, "It's not like you didn't tell me when you left?" ”

I'm not a bitter drama, I have to hug each other and cry bitterly if I haven't seen each other for months. As far as my sister and I are concerned, it is really unreasonable to not move when we meet.

Li Xue smiled playfully and replied, "That's not because you're busy, anyway, I haven't been away for long, so I'm not coming back." It's just that, brother, you have gained a lot from this trip. And brought back a beautiful elf girl, hehe. ”

I knew that when I came back, this girl must have known that I had been embarrassed for so long, and this girl was there to watch the show.

I knocked Li Xue again, and then introduced to Liuli who had already walked over: "Liuli, this is my sister, her name is Voska Li Xue, you can just call her Li Xue." ”

Liuli glanced at Li Xue, and then hummed.

Li Xue didn't mind, let go of my arm and hugged Su Ling'er tightly.

I have to say that the picture of two cute girls hugging each other is too beautiful.

I almost thought about it.

When they let go, Li Xue smiled and said, "I know what you are arguing about, it's okay, Liuli will live in my house first." ”

Yes?

Su Ling'er was in a hurry at that time, but Li Xue nodded lightly to Su Linger, and Su Ling'er's words were directly held back in her stomach.

I looked at Li Xue dumbfounded.

The problem that I didn't solve along the way was solved so smoothly by Li Xue?

Li Xue took Su Linger's hand with one hand, and held Liuli's hand with the other.

I clearly saw a hint of struggle flashing in Liuli's eyes, but in the end I didn't choose to resist.

Li Xue winked at me and smiled: "Brother, Chairman Long Jie said, go see him when you come back, Ao yes, bring Niba." ”

"Huh, how do you know about Niba?" I was surprised at this moment, didn't Li Xue obviously go to cultivate?

Because I returned to the Human Federation, I didn't want to be the object of everyone's onlookers, so Niba was put in the storage ring by Su Linger. Theoretically, Li Xue shouldn't know.

But Li Xueli ignored me, and took care of himself and injected a spiritual power into Su Linger's storage spirit weapon, and the golden Niba flew out directly.

"Master, it's home! ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, really, I must find a chance to change the way Niba speaks.

This kind of Niba your father's call, people who don't know still think what's wrong with my family.

Li Xue urged: "Brother, go quickly." Oh, yes, if you're okay at night, let's go out and play together, just to show Ruri the folk customs of the Human Federation. ”

With all that said, what else can I do?

As soon as I got home, I went to report to work, and people like me, who are proud of being lazy and fishing, couldn't find any reason to refuse at this time.

After rubbing Li Xue's hair, looking for the feeling that I hadn't found for months, I turned around and went out and got into the carriage to go to the federal building.

When I saw Long Jie, the words that I was obviously ready to complain about were blocked by the gloom on Long Jie's face.

Long Jie looked at me and said politely, "Coming?"

"Well, here we are. I said subconsciously, and then sat down opposite Long Jie, and asked curiously, "What's wrong? Isn't the matter done? Why is your face so ugly?" ”

It is estimated that I am the only one who dares to speak to the chairman of the Federation of All Mankind like this.

Long Jie had long been used to it, and he didn't mind, but said first: "I'll take a look at your new pet first." Niba, come here. ”

"Niba isn't going, you're so scary. "I don't know why, Niba has been hiding behind me, and when I heard Long Jie call it, it didn't come out, so it said such a thing.

Long Jie raised his eyebrows, and milky white spiritual power suddenly appeared.

"Ahh

Niba exclaimed, and then was wrapped in a ball of milky white spiritual power and sent to Long Jie.

I wasn't worried about what Long Jay would do to Niba, I just watched curiously.

But Niba, who had been flustered and trying to flee from the panic at the beginning, was now quiet, and Niba said pleasantly: "Master, this energy is so comfortable, Niba likes it so much." ”

"Uh-huh, if you like it. ”

I looked at Long Jie, my eyes full of inquiry.

Su Feng said that if he wanted to know whether what Niba said was true or false, then only Long Jie could answer.

At this moment, Long Jie's gloomy face was gradually replaced by curiosity, and Long Jie said with a surprised face: "Can it still be like this?"

Such?

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I said helplessly, "What is this?"

What's going on with these cultivators, it completely gives me a feeling that my brain has shrunk when I have cultivated.

If you have something, you just talk about it, what are you shouting about if you have nothing to do?

I was shocked by this.