Chapter 1 I'll it!
"Thief God, this is the twenty-fourth Singles' Day, please give me a woman!"
In the dead of night, there is only a 1.5 meter bed and a small square table in a simple rental house. Zhang Yang sat in front of the computer, puffing on smoke rings, and reading novels boringly to pass the long night.
"Nima, update, this speed is as slow as a snail, and I want to ask for a subscription, let's practice the skills of more 10,000 words first!"
After Zhang Yang complained a few words, he had finished reading a few novels on the usual bookshelf, and he had nothing to do but click the mouse aimlessly.
At this moment, the computer screen suddenly flashed, and a new window popped up in the browser window.
"Flower rubbing, it's an ad insertion, this antivirus software that doesn't give money is just not powerful!"
Zhang Yang moved the mouse to a new window, and was about to turn off this garbage advertisement, when the sound of a woman's ** suddenly sounded in the stereo, and under the passionate soundtrack, a picture that was enough to make an otaku like Zhang Yang squirt blood flashed.
Zhang Yang looked intently, and saw that Mr. Aoi was wearing a black and revealing leather armor, revealing the huge hemisphere on his chest and his round snow-white thighs.
"Hey, Mr. Cang is endorsing a new game again!" As a senior fan of Teacher Cang, Zhang Yang immediately stopped closing the window and admired it carefully.
I saw that on the game page, Mr. Cang, who was in a hot body, was using a skillful seduction posture and some bewitching and teasing movements in his eyes, and that scene was simply provocative and enthusiastic.
"The Great Queen's Palace of Martial Arts, this Nima...... What game? Although Zhang Yang spit on his mouth, he is already interested in this game.
Zhang Yang is an out-and-out martial arts fan, especially Mr. Jin Yong's novels, he has read them more than 100 times, and he remembers every plot clearly.
He also wrote novels on the Internet, but because the ingredients of martial arts are too heavy and do not meet the tastes of contemporary people, he can't hit the streets.
For the protagonists with different surnames and unparalleled beauty in martial arts, Zhang Yang often turns clouds and rain with them even in his sleep.
Zhang Yang looked at the introduction of the game again: "Come and play the Great Queen's Palace of Martial Arts, don't you want to put Xiaolongnu, Huang Rong, Zhou Zhiruo, Zhao Min, and Guo Xiang into the Queen's Palace?" What are you waiting for? ”
Zhang Yang has to admit that many page games are indeed very human-oriented, with the same silver and swing mentality as most D silks, his mouse involuntarily clicks to the 'start game' on the interface.
The moment the mouse was clicked, a dazzling white light flashed, and Zhang Yang only felt a loud 'boom' in his head, and then lost consciousness.
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The sun was about to disappear beneath the mountain peaks, in a verdant green forest.
The smell of damp and moldy welled up in his nose, and the choking smell forced him to open his eyes.
"Where is this? Primeval jungle? Zhang Yang stared at the dense woods in amazement, and the occasional wolf howl from the nearby col made him feel inexplicably frightened.
"Is this a Shenma situation?" Zhang Yang's mind had fallen into a sluggish state, and he really couldn't figure out why he was playing Teacher Cang's game at home just now, and after a flash of white light, he actually ran into the jungle where birds don't.
Before Zhang Yang had time to take the test, a series of indifferent mechanical voices sounded in his head.
"The martial arts system is activated, and the host detection is completed...... The host's body has been scanned and is normal...... Welcome to the world of Xiaoao Jianghu! ”
"What kind of plane, is this the legendary crossing?" I have to say that the flamboyant receptivity of reading countless online novels is still quite strong, and after a moment of consternation, I fell into endless excitement.
Smiling proudly? It was a strange era of happy revenge, a sword drawn against each other without any legal responsibility, which was much more exciting than the life of a hard-pressed salaryman.
When Zhang Yang was excited, a burst of Sister Zhiling's voice suddenly sounded in his mind: "Hello host, I am Aoi, the assistant of your martial arts system, what should I call you?" ”
At the same time, in front of Zhang Yang's body, Mr. Cang's charming figure in revealing black leather armor appeared, like a 3D projection, which was very realistic.
"I'll you!" Sister Chi Ling plus Teacher Cang's version? It's a lot of life! Zhang Yang thought shamelessly.
"The host is successfully named, 'I'll take it' Hello, may I ask you any questions, Xiaocang can help you answer them?" Sister Zhilin's version of Teacher Cang said very dutifully.
"Xiao Cang, I haven't chosen a name yet...... Zhang Yang was speechless.
"I'm sorry host, once the name is confirmed, it can't be changed, may I ask you, what other questions do you have?"
"Grass!" Zhang Yang wants to cry without tears.
"Dear me, if you have no doubts, Xiao Cang will replace the system and issue tasks for you."
"What task?" Zhang Yang, who was still struggling with the title, asked suspiciously.
"The host's main quest: to break into the world of laughter and pride, and become famous and famous. Please note that it is not possible to leave the world until the host reaches 100 Fame, unless the host dies. ”
"Wait...... Death, is it really death? It's just in-game death, right? Zhang Yang asked with some trepidation.
"Answer the host, if you die in the game world, it will be a real death, and at the same time, you will also die in the real world, and there will be no chance of resurrection."
"......" Zhang Yang's initial excitement was swept away, and at the same time, he asked very unrestrainedly: "Xiaocang, can I not participate in this game world?" ”
In the real world, Zhang Yang is just a white-collar worker in a company who is helpless. In this world of martial arts without swords and eyes, it's good to be alive, and what fame points do you have to break out of 100. Although I don't know what these 100 fame points mean, it is estimated that it must be about the same level as the 'Qingcheng Sixiu', otherwise it would not be a word for fame!
"If the host abstains, it will also be obliterated by the system." Sister Zhilin's voice is still sweet.
"Nima, this is too cheating!" Zhang Yang really wanted to greet the whole family of the system.
I only heard Mr. Cang continue: "In order to facilitate the host to complete the task, at the beginning stage, the system rewards the host with an initial exchange of 1,000 points. Note that when the host exchange point is negative, it will be wiped out by the system. ”
"There's a 1,000 exchange value bonus, which isn't bad. What the? Negative exchange points will also be wiped out? Is this a martial arts system, or a whole-person system? Zhang Yang was depressed to death.
"I'll it, this is the martial arts system." Teacher Cang's voice is still abnormal, but in Zhang Yang's ears, why is it not right.
"Xiao Cang, do you have any important information?" Zhang Yang was depressed for a moment before asking.
"Current task: Kill Yu Renyan of the Qingcheng faction with your own hands, and the task reward is 1200 points. Note that if the mission fails, 1200 redemption points will be deducted. Teacher Cang said with a charming smile.
As a veteran martial arts fan, Zhang Yang of course knows that Yu Renyan is the pock-faced waiter who teased Yue Lingshan in the wine shop, but was stabbed to death by Lin Pingzhi, a rookie who is a hot-blooded young man, It is worth mentioning that he is also the only son of the head of Qingcheng.
Although Yu Renyan is just a sad trick in the Xiaoao Jianghu, in Zhang Yang's eyes, he is a practitioner who has practiced martial arts since he was a child. Even the burly and strong men in Lin Ping's dart game can't clean him up, let alone the current publicity!
"You have to kill him with your own hands? If someone else kills him, it doesn't count? Zhang Yang still had a trace of luck in his heart.
"Dear me, all the tasks of this system must be completed by you personally." Teacher Cang said very seriously.
"Nima, if the task of killing Yu Yuyan fails, 1,200 will be deducted, and the total reward exchange point is only 1,000 points."
"Yes, if you fail your first mission, the exchange point will be deducted and you will be erased by the system." Teacher Cang explained with a 'professional' smile.
"What! Success or failure? Do you think Lao Tzu is Iron Man? This is too tricky! "A series of cheating daddy settings, angry and angry, I want to scold my mother.
Teacher Cang suddenly said very humanely: "You don't have to worry, the system has taken into account your strength, when you are currently performing a task, you can exchange the exchange points for some corresponding items, such as pills, weapons and equipment, martial arts cheats, auxiliary items, etc." ”
"Why didn't you say it earlier, there is still such a benefit!" Zhang Yang's depressed mood is finally more relaxed.
"All you have to do is imagine the slogan 'Martial Arts' in your head, and you'll see the system, and it's similar to your computer game."
"It's that simple!" Zhang Yang was curious, but he still planned to take a look at the legendary exchange interface first.
According to what Mr. Cang said, Zhang Yang imagined the six-word slogan. Suddenly a white light flashed in front of him, and the window appeared two or three meters in front of Zhang Yang's body, like a super large screen LED display hanging up.
"You don't have to worry about information leakage, this monitor and assistant Xiaocang are virtual images in your mind, and no one in this world can see them. Respectful me, if you still need anything, please recite Xiao Cang's name silently in your mind, and Xiao Cang will appear again. ”
After Teacher Cang, who was standing next to the big screen, explained in a timely manner, her fiery virtual figure suddenly became blurred, and disappeared into the jungle in an instant.
Zhang Yang looked at the big screen carefully, this is a game-like interface, there is an arrow similar to a mouse on the interface, and the movement of the arrow can be controlled with your mind, which is very convenient.
I saw that the rightmost column has five major items, such as elixirs, weapons and equipment, martial arts cheats, auxiliary items, and task bars, which seems to be similar to ordinary role-playing games.
Different from the general game setting, in the leftmost column, there is also a very special item, only to see the four big characters written on it: "Harem Manual".