Chapter 59: Sweet Out of the Horse
Today is the 10th, and the god of Ma said that today is the day of the sweet horse.
In the morning, at the request of Ma Dashen, Liu Hong called the kindergarten teacher.
said that Tiantian was going to play in the city today and would not go to kindergarten.
A little after eight o'clock in the morning, Aunt Sun came.
She led Ma Dashen and a middle-aged man in, and Ma Dashen said that the man was his husband.
Liu Hong shook hands with Gao Ju, and Gao Ju Liu Hong was a little familiar.
Liu Hong always saw him at the gate of the second primary school, because Gao Ju always where to rent motorcycles.
Today, to move the pole for Tiantian, Ma Dashen asked her husband to help as a second god, and Liu Hong let the two of them enter the door.
The two of them entered the house, looking at the feng shui in the room, and Liu Hong also looked at the great god and the two gods.
Gao Ju is a middle-aged man in his thirties, with a medium build, and a little fat. There is a smell of wine on his body, a square face, wearing leather clothes and leather pants, and a motorcycle helmet in his hand, which is written "Mustang 125" like Liu Hong's game helmet.
Due to renting a motorcycle, I am exposed to the sun every day, and my skin looks very rough and black and red.
It seemed like he hadn't slept in days, and his eyes sank deep.
The daughter-in-law who held it high was Ma Dashen, who was not tall, and had just reached Liu Hong's shoulders.
The smell of perfume on his body is very choking, his face is very white, his shawl hair, his face is a shoe target, his eyes are triangular, and his mouth is forked.
Dressed in black casual wear with red heels.
It looks very demonic, not like a great god, like that snake demon going down the mountain.
Ma Da Shinto:
"Now that the people of the Five Sects have arrived, the Hu San couple and the old lady Hei who came to teach have also arrived, it seems that this little flower is blessed with deep blessings, and will become the head horse of the three eastern provinces in the future."
Ma Dashen turned around and asked:
"Where are the offerings going to be placed?"
Liu Hong thought for a while and said:
"Let's ask the great god to designate a place, I don't understand this."
"The offering hall should face north. I think it's okay to put it on the balcony. ”
The window of the veranda is facing north, and the god Ma Da is referring to a small wall next to the door of the veranda, where the offering hall is placed facing the north.
Ma Dashen opened a small bag, shook out the red cloth and brush in the bag, and began to write a fairy text on the offering table.
Probably the content is to let the gods above go down to help Tian Tian get out of the horse, bless Tian Tian to be promoted to an official and make a fortune, etc., and it also has the meaning of applying for a business license.
At 10 o'clock in the morning, Ma Dashen burned this Xian Shuwen above the name of Bing, and she only read:
"The Immortals have descended,
Feeling and responding,
Jinhua Sect Master,
The jade ride is coming,
open the horse and untie the rope,
Great auspicious celebration. ”
After reciting the sermon, Ma Dashen asked me to put Tian Tian on the stool and let her sit there.
Tian Tian didn't do it, and finally I hugged Tian Tian, Tian Tian still hugged the teddy bear, and sat until 12 noon.
At 12 o'clock, he appeared with a drum in his hand and said to Ma Dashen that he was going to invite Master to take a seat.
The two gods shook their heads with the drum held high, and shook their necks a few times, and he rolled in my arms with a sweet smile.
Ma Dashen first put on the seven-star incense, put nine cups of tea, and burned the second famous master Shuwen after a few bows. This second course is similar to the first one, both of which are recruiting capable people.
After burning, the god Ma Dashen recited again:
"Cultivating immortals requires immortal fate,
All immortals want to be recommended by Master,
Master travels all over the world,
The magic of the horse is revealed. ”
After she finished reading, Tian Tian reacted and said:
"Someone's coming."
As she spoke, she turned her head to look at the door, and shouted:
"Pleasant Goat! Big Big Wolf! ”
My face is full of black lines, and what people see when they go out is Hu Huang Liu, white and gray, and what I see in my family is all characters in cartoons.
Then, Tian Tian brought the air in and walked up to me, saying that she was holding a beautiful sheep.
I looked at Ma Dashen, and Ma Dashen smiled and said:
"The so-called immortals are also born with people's hearts, and there is a way for the Buddha to find a destined person. The Diamond Sutra has clouds, all appearances are false, the Buddha is born with his heart, and the ghosts in the hearts of ordinary people, but there are no ghosts and gods in the hearts of this child, only cute animated images, which are the manifestations of gods and ghosts in people's hearts. ”
The great god looked around the room and shouted:
"Immortals, don't mess up. The gray wolf points back, Don't cut in line, Brother Yixiu, why do you pull the tail of the gray wolf? ”
I can't see my god, but from the mouth of Ma Dashen, I seem to see what a big cartoon fairy spectrum.
This is my sweet family fairy.
At this time, I heard the god Ma Da shouting:
"The Dharma Protector Immortal has arrived."
When the great god looked at the air for a while, he exclaimed strangely:
"Why is Xiong Da Xiong Er, and the bald head is strong."
This is my family's sweet Dharma Protector Daxian, what makes me happy is that the bald strong hand has a shotgun, bidding farewell to the era of cold weapons, and it is more advanced.
Ma Dashen calmed down his emotions and hosted this cartoon version of the horse for the first time, and he was a little flustered.
Ma Dashen shouted:
"Immortals sign up."
I saw Tian Tian sitting in my arms, holding the teddy bear, and spit out quickly in her mouth:
"Doraemon, Ikyu, Xiong Da, Xiong Er, bald head and strong ......"
Many characters from cartoons that I don't know have been reported by Tian Tian.
Holding it high and remembering, from time to time there are words that can't be written, and asking her daughter-in-law, Ma Dashen pointed to his head with an orchid and said:
"When I was a child, I didn't study well, I just knew how to play, and if I couldn't write, I drew circles."
When he finished writing, I peeked at the notebook and saw that there were already dozens of circles.
Ma Dashen first wrote on the red cloth the four big characters of Responding to Requests, and then according to the name on the small book, he used a brush to write the name on the red cloth.
This is the immortal list, this immortal list is a bit of a doorway, which can make some old immortals scratch their heads.
I saw that the leader of the first row was Doraemon, the leader of the second row was Ikyu, the leader of the third row was Astro Boy, the leader of the fourth row was Monkey King, and the leader of the fifth row was Ultraman.
What a strong lineup, to be wise and wise, to have combat effectiveness and combat effectiveness, I am very optimistic about Tiantian's future.
In the end, Ma Dashen said that the Pleasant Goat, the gray wolf and Tian Tian are fated, so they will follow Tian Tian to protect her.
My sweet personal newspaper horses are Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf.
In the end, Ma Dashen asked me to lead Tian Tian to worship the eight directions, the second to worship the ancestors, and the third to the ancestors, and toasted the ancestors with three glasses of wine and five pillars of incense.
After the god Ma finished the incense, he said to me and Tiantian:
"Tian Tian volunteered to go out today, and in the future, I will definitely make good connections in order to show the prestige of my immortal family, do you understand."
I nodded, and told Tian Tian to understand, Tian Tian smiled and nodded.
Ma Dashen's body trembled and sang:
"Receiving the mantra of the ancestors:
The patriarchs sit in the center,
I have something to say to my disciples,
It is not easy to practice the immortal path,
Each dojo for the immortal list,
Don't be evil and have evil thoughts,
The disciples of the immortal family are kind-hearted,
Don't be black-hearted for money,
If there is a difficulty, he should be rescued,
You can't lie all the time,
To deceive others is to deceive oneself,
Afflicted will bring misfortune to the offspring of others,
The path of monasticism is also the cultivation of the mind,
All blessings and misfortunes are in themselves,
The heart is blessed and the stars are shining,
He is full of fruits. ”
At this time, it was already 3 o'clock in the afternoon, and I had to go to pick up the dragon, and I thought that the two of them didn't even eat at noon, so I took out 100 yuan and handed it to Ma Dashen, expressing my gratitude very much.
Ma Dashen shirked and said that I had already given her money, and I insisted that it was the money to invite them to dinner.
A few of us went out together, I hurried to Happy Island Kindergarten with Tiantian in my arms, and saw from a distance that a teacher was waiting for me at the door with a dragon.