412. The playoffs are off
The popularity of the Hornets in Charlotte is not generally bad, and the popularity of the Pacers players in Charlotte is quite poor, in the words of an advertising slogan, that is, 'there is no worst, only worse', when the player tunnel opened, the fans suddenly burst into overwhelming abuse and boos, and the first Pacers rookie to appear on the court, Rashad . White was confused, and stood blankly at the entrance of the passage, receiving a baptism of saliva like a light rain. {}
"Get out of Charlotte, bitch Indiana, and go play with Satan in the mud!"
"Bah, shit, look what I'm holding in my hand? It's a pity it's not a shotgun, otherwise your heads would be gone! ”
"There's a fight here today, I'm fucking holding a Brazilian filer (an extremely fierce dog), you were raised by a son of a bitch! It's your mother! Why don't you call when you see your mother, it's not filial! ”
Poor Rashad. White is a well-behaved child, and the last time he was beaten in a group, he just walked around and didn't do anything, but today he was frightened and didn't know what to do. Crohill pushed him from behind and said, "It's okay rookie, go up quickly, it's better to die late than early!" If you don't die, who will die! ”
Crohill is also a more miserable one, Wang Zhizhi's military boxing made him famous, that photo is widely circulated in China, and several netizens sighed: "Dazhi's demeanor has not diminished back then, and this capture has the style of my big city manager!" ”
O'Neill's dark face was even darker when he came out, and it looked as if someone had splashed ink on his head and face, and when he played, the fans raised their middle fingers and shouted, "Soft egg, warm welcome!" Brother lying on the ground, we deliberately wiped the floor clean today, so lie down well! ”
The unluckiest of the Polis Chaos was O'Neill Jr., Artest and Jackson, although they were beaten badly. But at least he won the reputation of a tough guy. What about O'Neill Jr.? Because he had been lying on the floor. Then the fans gave him a nickname: Brother Lying on the Ground! At that time, little O'Neill was indeed unlucky, and he became a soft persimmon, and anyone who went up pinched him. With one punch and one punch, he couldn't get up on the floor at all. In this regard, he can only sigh that it is not a crime of war. Heaven is going to kill me!
The atmosphere was the opposite when the Bobcats players came out, Charlotte hadn't played the playoffs in years, and fans were bringing their accumulated enthusiasm to the Bobcats today. Many people are yelling with throat lozenges like Golden Throat Treasure Watermelon Cream, and it is estimated that many people will lose their voices after the game.
Wabbin was the last to play, and the Bobcats formed a circle around him in the middle, and the players put their arms on each other's shoulders, bent over and swayed their bodies, and looked at Waben feverishly.
Hua Ben stood in the center, standing proudly like an ancient giant god. He raised his left arm high and slowly turned to look at each of his teammates, while his right fist slapped vigorously against his chest. The wild roared:
"Tell me. You name it! ”
"Charlotte Bobcat!"
"Tell me, your goal!"
"Kill Polis!"
"Tell me. Your favorites! ”
"Slaughter the Pacers!"
"Tell me who's going to be the champion!"
"Charlotte Bobcat!"
"Lynx haunted!"
"Get out of here!"
Hua Ben slammed his fist on everyone's shoulders, turned around and waved his arms and shouted, "Lynx, kill!" Kill! Kill! ”
"Kill, kill, kill, kill !!" Mourning led the Bobcats players to scream loudly. As they screamed, the cheers of the fans became more and more violent, as if they were about to tear their vocal cords.
Little O'Neal's eyes were full of hatred, he looked at the direction of the Bobcats' bench and said, ", these guys are going to die today!" I'm trying to scrap my career, and I'm going to kill these guys! ”
Jackson, nicknamed 'The King of Fighters' for punching Warben, howled, "Yes, this damn Charlotte must be paid!" We're going to sweep them away with a 4:0 and nail them to the pillar of shame in history! them, blow their! Ron, isn't that so?! ”…,
Artest grinned, with a smile on his face that was more ugly than crying, and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, yes." Oh, yes. The self-proclaimed tough guy Antai anal brother remembered what the doctor said when he was in the hospital: Have you been hit by a car? It's okay, this car is driving very slowly, or you're not concussed, you're brain dead!
Brain death
The Pacers were plotting revenge, and little O'Neal was foaming at the mouth and waving his fists and kicking his feet, shouting: "Come like this, brothers, whoever dares to break through will elbow them so that they can't find the east, west, north and south!" Whoever the dares to dunk will stop them and let them break them in two"
Little O'Neill was talking excitedly, when suddenly everyone shut up, and he looked down in surprise to see a short old man with white hair standing on the periphery and smiling at him. I don't know if it's an illusion, but he feels that the tortoiseshell eyes on the old man's face have been glowing cold.
"Stern?!" Little O'Neill was taken aback.
Mr. Stern glanced at them slowly and said, "Kids, someone will be banned for life today, guess who?" ”
This is very technical, Stern is saying 'who there is' instead of 'guess who', which means that it is not a person, including little O'Neal, everyone has a crotch clip, and the bitter hatred on his face turns into a flattering smile.
The referee team of this game is really full of big names: the NBA's oldest qualified whistle Dick. Bavita, the toughest whistle-blowing Iron Mask Killer Mike. Mathis, the big bald head who sent the most technical fouls, Joseph. Joey. Crawford!
This trio is exquisite, Bavita is over sixty years old, he is very old in the NBA, and many big stars sell him face because he is the leader of the referee team and has a moody personality. For example, this season, Kobe Bryant chatted with the old referee before a game, and said that he would give his grandson a few signed jerseys, everything looked harmonious, but it only took two quarters for Bavita to send Kobe Bryant off the court, five fouls + one technical foul. After the game, Bavitato went to Kobe Bryant to ask for a jersey, and the red-eyed Kobe almost took a fire axe to chop the old referee.
When the street ball king Alston landed in the NBA, he performed the famous stunt 'Cloud Walk' in the first game, and the fans were intoxicated, but Mathis immediately gave a whistle: You walk! Alston made another street-like change of direction and a stumbling step, and Mathis gave another whistle: You are still walking! Alston ate five or six steps in that game, and when he was replaced by the manager at the end, he couldn't walk, for fear that one step would be a step.
As for Uncle Crawford, this man has more ghosts under the whistle, such as Tim with a very big card. Duncan, when Deng Shifo sat on the bench and laughed, and then he ate Crawford's technical foul, whenever he recalled that moment, Shifo would always sigh leisurely, and then say: Crawford big bald head, WQNMLGB!
As soon as Bavita's whistle blew, the players of the two teams ran onto the field, and no one dared to drag it, and none of the referees could be offended.
The Pacers' lineup is point guard: Tinsley, point guard: Anthony. Johnson, small forward: Artest, power forward: Stephen. Jackson, center: Jermaine. O'neill.
After a month and a half of rest for the Bobcats, Jordan can finally release the strongest lineup unscrupulously: center Birdman Anderson, turned around to restrain O'Neal Jr.; big forward Hua Ben, the team's support for the sky purple gold beam, the white jade pillar of the sea; Small forward Steven Gerrard. Wallace, a violent striker, is a sworn enemy with Artest; playmaking defender Pattin, the second-highest rising star in the assist list; Shooting guard Andre Iguodala, the rookie of the season.
Anderson is bouncing on the halfway line, and he is not afraid of anyone with the jump ball, with bounce, bounce, and reach. O'Neal Jr. is also holding his breath, and he must hit the Bobcats fans hard from the beginning to the end, preferably disgusting them. …,
Bavita didn't say anything, just pointed at little O'Neill and Warben, and the two of them were willing to be like cows, and they didn't dare to let go of a fart. However, O'Neal Jr. was a little too involved, Bavita threw the ball up, and he jumped late, directly allowing Anderson to steal the ball.
Patin pushed forward with the ball, and now he was playing with more confidence, and against Tinsley, he turned his head to look at his team-mates and suddenly accelerated forward. Tinsley stepped back quickly, but Patin took two steps and stopped, so that Tinsley had to stop, and then, Patin accelerated again, just past him, and cut straight into the Pacers' interior line.
Seeing this, little O'Neal was angry and just wanted to scold what this was for, he could only come out to make up for the defense, and when he took a step, the ball in Pattin's hand immediately flew to the hoop.
The birdman can do this, he screamed as if someone had exploded a chrysanthemum, his thin body jumped straight up, and he grabbed the ball with both hands and came to an aerial relay.
"Damn, can you scream a little better?" Warben complained that he thought that Anderson had let O'Neal Jr. hack and was ready to fight, only to find out that it didn't matter at all.
Anderson sneered, ran down with his head down, and muttered, "It's good to get used to it, just get used to it." ”
Tinsley played very steadily, Patin deliberately approached him to trick him into breaking through and then stealing no chance at all, and after O'Neal Jr. was in position, he sent the ball in steadily.
Anderson saw that his interference was useless, and as soon as O'Neal Jr. got the ball, he quickly turned to the back, reached out and stuck the opponent and pushed it out. Little O'Neal leaned his back against the birdman to lift the ball, turned his head and sneered: "Painted skin boy, it seems that you must have offended that shit Jordan, otherwise he wouldn't let you defend me, because this is torture at all!" ”
The birdman didn't say a word, and his arm suddenly pushed little O'Neill outward. The latter snorted, brushed the ball with his right hand and turned around against the opponent's body, stepped across the distance, the ball in his hand was brought forward, his right leg stuck the opponent, and he jumped up to throw.
Anderson jumped up with a 'whoosh', his arm span exaggeratedly stretched, and his big hand viciously slapped the ball in O'Neal's hand.
O'Neal Jr. was taken aback by his speed and defensive awareness, and hurriedly threw his shot, but the wrist force was a little heavy, and the ball bounced off the neck of the basket and bounced out.
Huaben pushed Artest from the side and rushed to the basket, jumped up with a roar, and picked the rebound into his arms, "Break fast!" ”