Chapter Forty-Eight: Uncle Heng Jumps into the River
Tian Tian is more alive than before, full of energy, jumping around like a little swallow.
Running fast, jumping high, it seems that the soul of the family fairy has given her a great gain.
Got rich because of misfortune, I don't know if Tiantian can be admitted to college in the future, you think with a smile in the sun.
Nowadays, college costs a lot of money, and the means you make money is just playing games.
I haven't been on the game for a few days, I don't know if Lu Banfang has been promoted to level three?
The gloomy sky of Luoyang was filled with snowflakes, and the cold feeling on the face was full of comfort.
It was a summer breeze a few days ago, why did it snow today? This is who has suffered a great grievance, and it is all snowing in June.
You look up at me in the air picking your nose and thinking nonsense, I'm thinking about the plot.
It's useless to watch me, I won't reveal the plot to you.
The snowflakes were strangely red, as if they were floating with blood, and the earth was dyed red.
The unfrozen water of the river clanged and gradually turned crimson.
You're staring at the blood-red sun in the sky, opening your mouth in surprise, and you want to ask what I'm going to around?
A black-clad Yayi rushed to the snow, although I can't give you spoilers, but the guide must come.
That Yayi has Xu Jianguo on his head, his face is pale, his eyes are small, his thick eyebrows are raised and he is exerting himself when he walks, he is thin and tall, with thin arms and legs, and he walks outside the figure.
Xu Jianguo walked up to you and arched his hand: "Hello, Ancestor, Lord Varian is invited." ”
You've crossed over and are destined to save the world, so something big here must have something to do with you.
Luoyang Mansion. Varian was in a hurry, and when he saw you enter the door, he immediately greeted you with a smile on his face: "You are so hard to find!" ”
"My lord came to me, what's the matter?"
"Did you just see red snow falling from the sky, sir?"
"See."
"The red sun is dyed with snow, this is a great omen, it has been raining for three days. I don't know what disaster will befall Luoyang City, Mr., as a celebrity, can you investigate this matter? ”
Varian released to you: Spooky Red Snow, do you accept it?
Of course, you took the task and walked out of the government. Standing on the street and watching the endless flow of people. Where do you want me to look?
There are fortune tellers in the bazaar, so it is better to ask, there are really a lot of fortune tellers in the bazaar.
Some are players, and some are NPCs.
A little girl of five or six years old said in front of an NPC: "I flew a kite on the day of the eighth. The kite flew away. Can the master help me find it? ”
That NPC skin is dark. The eyes are large, with two colored nose rings hanging from them, and the upper body is naked. There is a tattoo on his body, a cat and a mouse, and a large tattoo on his chest: I don't pay back the money I owe, and my asshole is facing south.
This NPC has a message on its head: Malaysian wizard, holding a green wand, staring at the little girl in front of him and saying, "What does your kite look like." ”
The little girl said, "The white one has two wings with the word 370 on it. ”
The wizard began to do so, he took out two cantaloupe, put them in front of him, and said something in his mouth, dancing with his hands, as if he were breaking the dance.
All of a sudden, the sky was dark, and the sand was flying.
After a while of tossing, the wizard wiped his sweat and ate a mouthful of cantaloupe and said:
"Your 370 fell into the Indian creek in Luoyang, go and look for it."
Seeing that this wizard was so good, you also stepped forward and asked:
"Master, how do you collect money here?"
"What are you?"
"I wonder why it always snows red in Luoyang?"
"Ten thousand taels!"
"Why don't you grab it?"
"No, pull the dick down, I don't serve the monkey yet."
It seems that this old boy doesn't give face, you wiped the Luoyang VIP token on your chest, and then looked at the wizard's shocked gaze:
"Can you calculate that you will be dragged into the lobby by a group of yayi for a while and experience the taste of sticks."
"Since it's a distinguished guest, it's free, see what I do."
The wizard danced with his hands and feet again, flying sand and stones, and the smoke was full of anger, and the players who set up stalls on the whole street were scolded.
He took a bite of cantaloupe with a cold expression and said:
"Twilight Village, Zhao Zicheng."
At the dock in Suzhou, Uncle Heng, the boatman, was brushing his beard and wanted to eat something at night, and you rushed to the prancing horse and almost squeezed the old man into the river.
Uncle Heng pouted his ass and scooped up the green hat that fell into the river, and you dismounted and hugged your fists: "Don't come to harm, old man!" ”
Uncle Heng put on a green hat, and his pupils flashed with confusion: "Little brother, you are fat and thin." Are you going to the village of twilight? ”
"Exactly!"
"Hey, where is the danger, someone will be hacked to death at every turn, little brother has to think about it."
"Old man, don't worry, I also have kung fu."
After speaking, he picked up the two-finger Zen internal strength, but he didn't expect that he was arrogant.
"It's a good strength, but it's a bit dangerous to go to the Twilight Village."
"But, don't you remember when I cleared the Twilight Village with a slight success?"
"It turns out that the hero must be sent to death, and I can't stop it, but it's a pity for this clothes."
When you look down, it turns out that it's a pity that people are wearing a red love dress on your body.
Uncle Heng's ship is very fast, and the village of twilight is already close at hand.
At night, the village of twilight floats in the black river like a wild beast.
The river slapped against the black and white boulders on the shore like the teeth of beasts, making a loud noise and shattering into thousands of water droplets.
From afar, the high gates of the Twilight Village were tightly closed.
A group of people on the shore, armed with various murder weapons, with hideous faces, looked at a small boat from far and near.
On the boat, the jade tree stands handsome and dashing, with a green willow leaf on the corner of your mouth, and a pleasant whistle is rippling in the wind.
You are the protagonist I caught, no appearance fee, no lunch, it's completely a friendly cameo, so I have to see the person you write about, and the car sees the car point.
Uncle Heng on the boat was very undecided, he was born and raised, and he had three wives to support at home, three girls to go to college, and three grandchildren to go to nursery classes, so he was scared.
His legs trembled, and the corners of his mouth cracked violently: "Hero! Heroes! You get off the boat, I don't want the boat money, I don't dare to dock. ”
You shook your arrogant head, and looked at the minions on the shore with a solemn face: "It's okay, stay on the shore, they don't dare to do anything to you." ”
Behind him, Uncle Heng sighed, took a deep breath, pinched his nose with his right hand, walked to the side of the boat, stepped on his right foot first, and quickly followed with his left foot, plopped and jumped into the river.
Hearing the sound, you turned your head with disdain and glanced at Uncle Heng, who was struggling to go away in the middle of the river, and raised his middle finger on his back.
But soon found that you couldn't control the boat, and you wanted to move forward, but after shaking for a long time, the boat turned in circles.
You try to control the ship, and you won't be able to learn it for a while.
There were more than a dozen people on the shore, and at the beginning, they all pointed at you in the river, but an hour passed, and you still hadn't come ashore.
One of the hands with the knife was itchy, and the other hand went up to scratch the itch.
One gun hung its head weakly, and several guns hung down.
People sat in a circle and talked about each other.
It's not that there is a task today, the blocking is successful, they all go to the farmhouse rally, 15 men, 100 women, after eating and drinking, roll the sheets, everyone has a share.
But if this person can't go ashore, the task can't be completed, and it's going to be there soon, how is this good?
In the crowd, a beard with a foot and a beard shouted to you: "One stroke forward, one stroke balance, you can come over." ”
The crowd began to boil, all kinds of tricks, all kinds of complaints, all shouted to you: "Brother, it's late, the girls are gone." ”
Thanks to the efforts of the people, you finally came ashore: "Thank you! 、、、、”
didn't wait for you to wipe your sweat, picked your feet and beard and waved a single knife to your face, with crystal clear tears in your eyes: "Give me back my!" ”
Time has passed, and people's hearts are like ashes, and they vent their grievances on you.
You take out a big stick to fight, and a set of Dharma sticks beat them and cry wolf.
The fierce battle was in full swing, and a roar of rage: "Stop! ”
The sound was like thunder, and the scalp of the person who shook was swelling.
The besiegers of you stop, and you stab your feet and beard and buttocks twice with a stick.
Everyone got out of the way, and slowly walked out of a tall and mighty person, this person has a resolute face, big eyes and double eyelids, sword eyebrows into the sideburns, a straight nose and a square mouth, three black beards, and three green characters of Zhao Zicheng on his head.
Seeing that the main lord was coming, you shook your head, and the big wooden stick was raised high and pointed at Zhao Zicheng.
The corners of Zhao Zicheng's mouth were raised into an arc, and his footsteps stopped and arched his hand and said, "Engong, don't come to harm." ”
You saved Zhao Zicheng's wife and children that day, you forgot, people haven't forgotten.
Zhao Zicheng enthusiastically let you go to the home of the Twilight Village, which is the courtyard of the former village chief.
Last year, Zhao Zicheng was unanimously elected, and the old village chief retired and went to Suzhou to enjoy happiness.
The village committee of this twilight village let Zhao Zicheng live, and the three thatched houses were very neat, and the freshly plastered mud walls were bright.
Cucumbers, beans and other long-term vegetables are planted in front of the house, butterflies and dragonflies are flying among the flowers, and pigs and chickens are crowing in the backyard, which is a local atmosphere.
Zhao Zicheng's wife is very enthusiastic about you, and she hugged your thighs and cried: "Engong, I thought I would never see you again in this life." ”
You and Zhao Zicheng sang about wine, the small roast is mellow and fragrant, the side dishes are fresh and refreshing, and the pork stewed vermicelli is delicious.
Zhao Zicheng's two-year-old daughter Lingling ran out and looked at you with a flurry of words.
You use chopsticks to order a sip of wine for the little girl to add, and the little girl adds a spicy nose and leads a little flower dog to run out of the city. (To be continued......)