Chapter Eighty-Nine: Whimsy

"Fuck you B, you seduce my wife, and tell me to keep my mouth clean, you fuck ......"

The young man in white not only scolded, but also moved his hand, and stepped forward with a palm.

Ye Cheng stepped back to dodge, and before he could retract his palm, he flew up and kicked him in the head.

Hua Xiaohua clapped her hands and applauded: "Okay, good fight." ”

"You, you fucking ......"

The young man in white was kicked in the head by Ye Cheng, and crawled on the ground several times in a daze, and finally stood up, but he suffered a loss, although he still scolded uncleanly, but he didn't dare to do it rashly.

Ye Cheng asked Hua Xiaohua: "Xiaohua, what's the matter?" ”

Hua Xiaohua shook her head: "It's hard to say, in short, you hit him right." ”

"Hit me, just him?"

The young man in white suddenly burst out laughing, as if he had forgotten who had just been kicked away by Ye Cheng.

The young man in white snorted fiercely, pointed at Ye Cheng and said, "Mom B, do you know who I am?" ”

Ye Cheng looked at Hua Xiaohua helplessly, he could see that this thing wanted to compare his 'identity' with him.

"My sister is a senior disciple of the Tomb Sect, she can pinch you to death with one finger."

As soon as the young man in white said this, even Hua Xiaohua covered his face and was ashamed of him.

When the young man in white saw that Ye Cheng didn't speak, he thought he was afraid, so he shook his long hair on his forehead in a chic manner: "What's wrong?" Scared? If you're afraid, beg for mercy, and then I'll have a lot of adults, and I won't care about you, if you make me happy again, maybe I can take you as a little brother or something......"

"Poof-" But Hua Xiaohua couldn't hold back and squirted out in one breath.

Ye Cheng was stunned, of course he wasn't afraid of him, he just thought it was funny.

"This hero, is your sister really a great disciple of the Tomb Sect?"

The young man in white snorted, "What? You don't believe it? Do you believe that I have a phone call now, ah no phone, I have a private chat and she will come over immediately? ”

Ye Cheng looked at Hua Xiaohua, Hua Xiaohua nodded, it seems that what this man in white said is really not a lie.

The man in white grinned: "Are you scared?" If you're afraid, beg for mercy, stay away from Xiaohua from now on, he's my woman, and no one can snatch it away. ”

Ye Cheng can see that this is a bastard......

Hua Xiaohua was furious: "Who is your woman?" Bastard, believe it or not, I'll kick your little **. ”

"Xiaohua, don't treat me like this, I, Li Qingyang, have never liked anyone else in my life, so I like you." 、

Hua Xiaohua was so angry with him that she trembled: "Get out, disgusting!"

"My love for you is evident in the sky, if you don't believe it, I'll kneel down and swear now."

The white-clothed hero was about to kneel, Hua Xiaohua screamed angrily, grabbed Ye Cheng's neck with both hands and shook it vigorously: "Hooligans, please kill him quickly, my sister can't stand it, ahhh

Ye Cheng pressed his hand on his forehead, and in the face of this strange beast, he couldn't stand it anymore.

But now you really can't make a rash move, first of all, the most important point, what is the relationship between Hua Xiaohua and him, I haven't figured it out yet.

After saying that, he is still the brother of Qing Qingxiang......

was so troubled by Li Daxia, many players came to watch, and in such an environment of being watched by countless people, Qing Daxia suddenly knelt on the ground, raised his palm with one hand and swore an oath: "I, Li Qingyang, the love of my life, is Xiaohua, for Xiaohua, I am willing to throw my head and sprinkle blood, although I have no regrets ...... death"

Hua Xiaohua had been completely collapsed by him, and hugged Ye Cheng's neck and shook vigorously: "Kill him, kill him." ”

"What's going on?"

"It seems like a third party intervened in ......"

"This man and woman cheated and was seen by his infatuated husband, and his husband not only didn't blame the woman, but also expressed this affectionate love, hey, what a love species."

", the infatuated husband is too pitiful, and the third party is too bad."

There are more and more onlookers, Ye Cheng is helpless, he doesn't know the specific situation until now, watching many people pointing fingers at him, he is so angry in his heart, this time he is completely famous.

Hua Xiaohua took Ye Cheng's hand and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't know him, he is my boyfriend." ”

"What a shame."

"Phew, this."

"Your husband is on his knees, and you still say such things, a woman like you is really rare in the world."

A group of people surrounded Hua Xiaohua and scolded and cursed, although Hua Xiaohua's personality was a gentleman, but this kind of grievance still couldn't stand it, screamed, and ran away.

"Xiaohua, don't run, I love you......"

Li Daxia is chasing after him, Ye Cheng is not chasing, nor is he leaving, think about it in the end, fuck it, let's chase it......

Hua Xiaohua ran for a while and disappeared, Li Daxia yelled, and he didn't know where to chase, and finally there were no lively passers-by behind him, Ye Cheng let out a sigh, slowed down, and walked forward aimlessly.

"What's the this sister called?"

Ye Cheng was helpless.

Ding, the private chat message rang suddenly, Ye Cheng opened it and saw that it was sent by Hua Xiaohua: "Deep Blue, where are you?" ”

Ye Cheng glanced up: "Chang'an West Street, ...... outside the north gate"

Hua Xiaohua whispered: "Come to Zhouji Pawnshop, I'm here, and you pay attention, if you are followed by that idiot, don't come over." ”

Weekly Pawnshop? Isn't that a shop opened by my brother?

Ye Cheng was slightly stunned and replied.

Ten minutes later, Ye Cheng walked into the 'Zhouji Pawnshop', and Hua Xiaohua looked around in the inner room for a long time before coming out of it.

Ye Cheng waved his hand at the pawnshop shopkeeper who wanted to come up to say hello, signaling that he didn't need to come over, and said to Hua Xiaohua: "Tell me what's going on." ”

Hua Xiaohua raised her mouth and sat on the chair: "What else is going on, I met a madman." ”

"Look at what the madman said, he and you seem to have known each other for a long time? Still familiar? ”

"Hey, don't mention it, he's meowing, my sister is going to be annoyed to death by this bastard."

Hua Xiaohua held her chin with both hands, her face full of sadness.

Ye Cheng sat across from her, waiting for her to speak.

"I have known him since I was a child, because my family has a good relationship with his family, and my parents once made a joke and ordered me and him to kiss each other."

"Uh-huh, keep talking." Ye Cheng drank the good tea sent by the shopkeeper and nodded again and again.

"I plugged in, this was meant to be a joke, okay? As for being so serious? ”

"Uh-huh." Ye Cheng nodded again.

"Li Qingyang and I have not only known each other since childhood, but also have a classmate relationship, just like the master of abstinence and the head of the kidney deficiency path."

"Oh, I see."

"But I don't know his sister well, it's that clear and clear fragrance, because their parents divorced when they were young, he lives with his dad, and his sister lives with his mom."

"Oh, go on."

Hua Xiaohua's face suddenly turned red, and she lowered her head a little embarrassed, and said, "When I was very young, I really liked that idiot. ”

Ye Cheng smiled and asked, "Then why didn't you like it later?" ”

"Because he ......"

Hua Xiaohua gritted her teeth with hatred on her face.

Ye Cheng asked tentatively, "Could it be that he took you ...... That's it? ”

Hua Xiaohua raised her hand and glared: "Get out, I haven't asked a man to touch it yet." ”

Ye Chengqi said: "Then what did he do to make you so angry?" ”

Hua Xiaohua said hatefully: "That bastard said that I was an ugly bastard, and what else did he say, he would never marry an ugly bastard like me as his wife." ”

"Huh?"

Seeing that Ye Cheng hadn't understood yet, Hua Xiaohua was not afraid of losing face, and told all the little secrets in her heart.

It turned out that when she was a child, Hua Xiaohua was not as good-looking as she is now, she was round and fat when she was a child, and she was an ugly girl, and Li Qingyang, whether it was when she was a child or now, has a little 'handsome', and Li Qingyang is very precocious, and she understands the meaning of 'husband' and 'wife' from a very young age.

At that time, Hua Xiaohua's parents joked with Li Qingyang's father, saying that when Xiaohua grew up, he would be his son's wife.

Hua Xiaohua is not like Li Qingyang, she didn't understand anything at that time, and thought that it was a good thing to be Li Qingyang's 'wife', so she muttered all day long that she wanted to be Li Qingyang's 'wife', and Li Qingyang ridiculed her more than once, saying that she was ugly and unworthy of being his wife.

The two children grew up in this relationship, and after going to junior high school, Hua Xiaohua was still an ugly girl, and Li Qingyang, who was 'a little handsome', became a school grass character, and even more looked down on Hua Xiaohua, and laughed at her openly and secretly, which greatly hurt Hua Xiaohua's fragile self-esteem.

Until one time, Li Qingyang hugged a 'school flower' at that time, pointed to Hua Xiaohua and said: "Look, she wants to be my wife like this, but can I take a fancy to her?" ”

In Hua Xiaohua's words, she even had the heart to die at that time, and since then, she has never said half a word to Li Qingyang.

There is a good saying, feng shui takes turns, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, when Hua Xiaohua and Li Qingyang went to high school, the situation of the two of them changed 180 degrees.

First of all, Hua Xiaohua, after puberty, the originally round and fat body suddenly became a convex and backward body, making people squirt blood, and the face has become rounded, although it is not the level of a big beauty in trouble, but it is also a small jasper, a small fresh one, and suitors can discharge a hundred-meter queue.

The little flower ugly duckling turned into a golden phoenix, but Li Qingyang was tragic at this time.

Like Hua Xiaohua, he also ushered in puberty, and as a result, his face was full of youth beans, acne, acne, and almost every day he was dripping, and that face couldn't be seen at all, and everyone hated it.

Since his face has become a 'lunar surface', his pickled girl ** has completely failed, and no girl has ever taken a fancy to him anymore, from the first year of high school to the third year of high school, he has spent it in loneliness.

And it was at this time that he remembered Hua Xiaohua, and when he met someone, he said that Hua Xiaohua was his fiancΓ©e, and the two of them had been engaged to a marriage contract since childhood......

"Gollum ......"

Ye Cheng drank most of the tea in one gulp, and he was shocked.

"This is also a Tai Chi product......

"Superb? How much have you seen, you don't know, when I was at school, he went to my dormitory almost every night with the erhu in his arms, and La's sister was going crazy, ahhh......hh

"Erhu?"

"Yes, others learn guitar, he doesn't learn, he learns erhu, but he can only play a tune, like a widow crying grave or crying, oops, in short, I really can't stand him."

Ye Cheng raised his thumb: "Ruthless." ”

"You're still laughing, you're annoyed."

Ye Cheng smiled: "Maybe he is really sincere to you, you see today, in front of so many people, you dare to kneel on the street." ”

Hua Xiaohua glared: "If he didn't treat me like that when I was a child, I might really accept it, but now, I'd rather never have a man for the rest of my life than have him." ”

Hua Xiaohua said helplessly: "In order to avoid him, I have been living outside with friends, and I don't even dare to go home, I thought that playing martial arts would not touch him, but I thought that he was actually playing, I inserted it, my sister decided, if he dares to pester me again, I will delete the number." ”

Ye Cheng said: "Delete the number? It's really useless, even if you delete the number, can you hide from him for the rest of your life? ”

"What then? Let me tell you, my sister is not afraid of the earth, but she is really afraid of him......" Hua Xiaohua showed a terrifying expression on her face: "I have never been from the Appearance Association, and I have never cared about this thing, but do you know that he expressed deep ridicule at me when he was a child?" ”

Ye Cheng nodded: "I understand." ”

If this matter is put on any girl, I am afraid it will also become a shadow for a lifetime, as I said, if it weren't for the eighteenth change of the flower girl and the eighteenth change, from an ugly duckling to a golden phoenix, would Li Qingyang still chase her?

I can think of it with my feet, but I definitely won't.

This can't be blamed on Hua Xiaohua at all, it can only be said that Li Daxia is really Tai Chi.

"Why don't you teach me how to deal with that bastard?"

Ye Cheng asked, "Can you beat him?" ”

Hua Xiaohua nodded: "I can fight, but if I beat him, he has always not fought back, and he won't care, even if I beat him a hundred times, it won't help." ”

Ye Cheng was speechless for a while.

The people are not afraid of death, so why should they be afraid of death?

Ye Cheng thought for a while and said, "You can do this and hit him mentally." ”

"How to hit mentally? Let's talk about it. "Hua Xiaohua came to the spirit.

"For example, you can take a video and send it to him." Ye Cheng said very vaguely, originally he thought Hua Xiaohua could understand, but Hua Xiaohua didn't understand it at all: "Video, what video?" ”

Ye Cheng simply said bluntly: "**Video." ”

Hua Xiaohua was stunned for a moment, and shook her head vigorously: "I'm plugging, I haven't done that with a man yet." ”

"Who said you did it? Just make a fake, as long as Li Qingyang misunderstands that you did it, isn't it? ”

Hua Xiaohua blinked her eyes and bit her fingers and thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped her thigh: "Yes, just borrow a seat!"

"But, who am I looking to shoot that ......?"

Hua Xiaohua was halfway through her words, and looked at Ye Cheng speechless.

"Hehe, you want to find me?"

Hua Xiaohua stretched out her middle finger: "I plugged it in, it turned out to be going around and around, and you want to take advantage of me again." ”

"Again? What? ”

Hua Xiaohua scolded angrily: "Dog's day, you are almost the same as Li Qingyang, all of them are the best." ”

However, scolding and scolding, such a major event as making a '** video' must be done.

"How do you shoot it? Where to shoot? In-game or real-life? ”

"If you want to be real, it's best to shoot realistically, but what, we haven't met in reality, so if you really want to get that thing, don't you think it's a little embarrassing?"

"What the hell is going on with that? It's fake, borrowed. Hua Xiaohua corrected.

"Borrow, yes, yes, borrow."

Hua Xiaohua wrinkled her nose and thought for a long time, and came up with an idea: "It's really not good...... Why don't I find a monk and Lao Dao to shoot a 3P? ”

Ye Cheng was shocked by her whimsical ideas and was speechless.

"Yes, just do it, hahahahaha, sister is really a genius."

Before Ye Cheng could speak, Hua Xiaohua sat on the chair and didn't move.

"Hey, hey, little flower, little flower, hey!"

Ye Cheng reached out and grabbed it, and Hua Xiaohua's figure disappeared.

She's offline.

Ye Cheng exclaimed: "This tiger girl won't really find a monk and Lao Dao to shoot 3P, right?" ”

How can there be a fake there?

Hua Xiaohua has always been a man of action......

Only in the past day, Ye Cheng received a 3P** video from Hua Xiaohua.

"You take a look at it first, and if I could, I'll send it to that bastard." Hua Xiaohua's tone was very excited, and she seemed to be very confident in her masterpiece.

The volume of the 3P** video is not small, there are 8 g, and I haven't seen it yet, so Ye Cheng was a little shocked.

Fortunately, it is now the era of light speed propagation, and 8G files can be transferred in just a few seconds.

When I opened the 3P** video, the first thing I saw was a door, the picture was very dark and shaky, and the camera was aimed at the door and kept shooting......

"Lalala, small flower washing, lalala......"

A singing voice came from behind the door, although he couldn't hear it clearly, but Ye Cheng still understood it, it was the singing of Hua Xiaohua bathing inside.

Hua Xiaohua kept singing, the camera kept shaking, and more than half an hour passed like this, making Ye Cheng fall asleep, and the picture still didn't change, it was still a door that had not been opened.

Ye Cheng patiently continued to look down until forty or fifty minutes, and the picture finally changed a little, a big hand poked out from behind the camera, reached up and scratched, and retracted.

It is estimated that it is either a monk or an old Taoist who is itching with a camera in his hand, so scratch it......

In the blink of an eye, another five minutes passed, behind the door, Xiaohua's singing stopped, and just when Ye Cheng thought that Hua Xiaohua would come out of it, something unexpected happened to him.

I heard the obscene voice of the head of the kidney deficiency Dao sound: "Hua Xiaohua, you have been surrounded by me and the bald donkey, if you want to survive, you can sleep with the two of us." ”

"Get some sleep!" The monk roared in shock, and when Ye Cheng heard his voice, he almost fell to the ground without laughing......

What is this, and what is this?

At this time, I heard Hua Xiaohua screaming behind the door: "You two bastards, I treat you as friends, you actually want to fall in love with me?" ”

"What's wrong with my friend? Friends just take it to sell, ah no, take it, don't you donkey? ”

"Bring it!" The Master of Ring Colors roared again.

"You two wolf-hearted, despicable and shameless things, get out of here."

"Get out? Unless you come out and call us up, I'd rather die than get out!"

"Never get out!" The monk yelled again.

"What for, what for? Who's arguing? ”

A discordant voice suddenly appeared at this time, and then the camera shook for a while, ouch, plop, mom, a reverie sound came out continuously, and then the picture suddenly dimmed, and the whole 3P** video ended......