Chapter 64: Black Thinking (Part 3)
When Wade drove into Jay-Z's luxurious estate, the party had already begun.
When Yang Mo was in front of him in this extremely luxurious manor, he suddenly felt like he had walked into a movie, and everything seemed so unreal. There are one or two stars in front of me from time to time, and some of them grew up watching her movies. See... Isn't that Angelina Jolie? Wow, Tom Hanks!
Yang Mo's eyes kept sweeping among the people who came and went, almost every one of them was a character that could be seen on TV. There are football stars, there are singers, there are movie stars, and there are basketball players...... There are too many, star-studded, and overwhelming.
Yang Mo walked around twice with a glass of wine, most of these people he knew, but the key was that people didn't know him. And it's not like to run over and ask for an autograph on this private occasion, it's too embarrassing for Wade.
So, Yang Mo got bored. He walked to the luxurious living room, found a sofa and sat down, quietly looking at all the familiar and strange people around him. Yang Mo sat here, looking a little lonely, but Dwyanwade was very adaptable to this environment, chatting with this one for a while, and tuning with another ** for a while, like a fish in water, more energetic than him on the court.
Yang Mo sat for a while, and a black man dressed as hip-hop with a thick gold necklace with a thumb around his neck walked over, and as soon as he came over, he clapped his hands with Yang Mo enthusiastically and hit his chest. It's as if it's very familiar with Yang Mo, but Yang Mo is very strange; Who is this?
"Hey man, I watched your game last night. It's so handsome, do you want me to write a song to help you scold Lรณpez? We New Yorkers hate that country team. As soon as the black man met, he had to help Yang Mo write a song. From his dress, Yang Mo probably knows that he is a rapper. But the rapper, Yang Mo is not familiar with it, and he knows **Eminem and Jay-Z since he was in the sky.
"Country team?" Yang Mo retold it a little strangely.
"New Jersey Nets." The black man said very stinkingly: "They still have the dream of moving to our New York, go die, we New Yorkers will always have only one home team, and that is the Knicks!" โ
Yang Mo was a little surprised, he didn't expect that the United States also has regional discrimination, it seems that no matter where you are, people in big cities don't look down on people in small places.
"I really like to watch you play, you're powerful, you're a man." The black man continued to praise: "Your bloody dunk that smashed Lopez is the most exciting dunk I've ever seen, but I didn't see it in the top five today, David Stern is so disappointing." โ
Listening to the black man's eloquent talk, Yang Mo really couldn't interject, this guy was like a machine gun, his mouth was snapping and turning, one set of theories after another.
"By the way, you guys will fight the Knicks tomorrow night, right? I have a season ticket to New York, and I'll go and cheer you on when the time comes. โ
"But... Aren't you a fan in New York? Yang Mo asked with some surprise.
"I'm also your fan, I'm rooting for you and I'm rooting for New York. As long as you don't beat our players all over the blood, I won't boo you or write songs to scold you. The black man said very seriously.
Yang Mo listened to it but his face was black, he didn't understand what kind of logic this guy was.
I have to say that in this world, the thinking ability of black people is indeed the most abstract, they are nowhere to be found, and sometimes they don't know what they are talking about.
"Hey, 50cent, what are you doing here?" At this time, a loud female voice came to mind.
Following the voice, a beautiful black woman with an explosive body walked over. This woman, Yang Mo has a little impression, it seems that her name is Rihanna, and Beasley often listens to her songs.
This is the most beautiful among black women, at least it is in line with Yang Mo's aesthetics. Even though her ass is too big and warped, and a pair of ** is too amazing.
It is rumored that the bottom of the black man is tight and wet, the best in the world, but Yang Mo has never been able to overcome the obstacles in his heart, although it is the same when the lights are turned off, but subconsciously he still feels as if he is doing something with Bao Qingtian.
"Wow!" Yang Mo saw Rihanna, Rihanna also noticed Yang Mo, pointed at Yang Mo in surprise, and then ran over quickly, hugged Yang Mo hard, and a pair of soft and Q big rubbed on Yang Mo's chest, making Yang Mo feel very comfortable.
Rihanna hugged passionately for nearly half a minute before letting go, and after letting go, she kissed Yang Mo on the forehead again. Yang Mo was confused, and said in his heart: Are you blacks so naturally familiar? Dude, I don't think I've ever said a word to you before, have I? Why did you get so affectionate from the beginning, and you made it look like an old friend for decades.
"Little baby, I love you so much. I watched your game last night, and it was so cool, I like a hunk like you, and I've never dated a yellow guy. By the way, is your girlfriend here? I love their songs. Rihanna said excitedly.
Yang Mo could hear that Rihanna was very excited, but he didn't understand what Rihanna wanted to say: Do you like to watch my game? Or do you love a hunk like me? Or do you want to date a yellow guy like me? Or do you like girls' generation songs?
Yang Mo carefully went through these questions in his head, and felt that his head was too big, he really couldn't communicate with black people, and his thinking jumped too fast.
"You know what? It's the first time I've watched a full game, and even if you're off the court and I'm watching it with my eyes open, I'm definitely a big fan of yours. Rihanna is still very excited: "Can I ask you to star in my music video?" โ
"Uh... I probably don't have time, we're going to play until next year. Yang Mo smiled and declined.
"Oh, that's okay." Rihanna laughed heartily, and then whispered in Yang Mo's ear, "Do you want to date me?" โ
Yang Mo was directly petrified when he heard this, you are too violent, right? No wonder people say that European and American girls are open, but Yang Mo, the girl who proposed to date as soon as she came up, is really the first time to meet her.
"Uh... I have a girlfriend. Yang Mo replied embarrassedly.
"It's okay." Rihanna shook her head very heroically: "I will not intervene in your feelings." โ
"......" Yang Mo was stunned again, and she didn't know how to face such a fierce female man.
"Hey, Rihanna, Rudy is looking for you." At this time, a voice came from outside, and Rihanna heard the words and quickly replied: "Okay, I'll come over right away." โ
As he spoke, he kissed Yang Mo again on the forehead: "Baby, wait for me, I'll be back right away." โ
After saying that, he licked his tongue sexily and walked quickly.
After Rihanna left, 50cent sat down and said, "Man, leave her alone, she's a." Let's talk about writing a song and scolding Lรณpez! โ
When Yang Mo heard this, he completely collapsed!
[The third update is delivered, it's past twelve o'clock now, and everyone has recommended votes again, please be sure to log in to vote! ] ps, today's fifth watch, the tickets are more turbulent. PS2, thanks for the "mm123" update ticket. ใ